Chapter 210: Robbery (I)
Hu Yueniang and Scarface looked at each other, and they saw from each other's eyes that the business of Shy Liuqing Dragon Mountain was finally open again! This is good news for Luo Yueniang, who worked hard to maintain her father's foundation during his lifetime, which is enough to comfort his father.
"The old lady is going to rob the goods!" Luo Yueniang's eyes lit up with excitement, and she rubbed her slender palms. Transfer the set and wait to go down the mountain.
"Hey, hey, come back!" Fang Zheng hurriedly stopped her: "Have you forgotten what we just said?" This time you don't have to do it, call the brothers to go. They can't even nibble on the meat that comes to their mouths. What use do you keep them? ”
Scarface agreed: "What the second master said is good, if you can't even do this little business." Let's just dig a pit and bury ourselves, so as not to be embarrassed by living on these! If you are in charge, you can wait for the good news of the brothers on the mountain with peace of mind! ”
Luo Yueniang glared at Fang Zheng, thinking of the charter that Fang had already discussed, so she didn't say anything. Nodding slightly, he agreed with Fang Zheng's words.
Scarface clapped his hands excitedly and said, "I'm going to gather the brothers and prepare to go down the mountain." ”
Fang Zheng hurriedly said again: "Hey, wait a while!" I said, are you poor and crazy?
Do you do that? I don't know anything about the situation, and those with straight eyebrows rush up, and it's not this way to find death,"
Scarface said, "That's how we do business,"
Fang Zheng had an expression of hatred that iron could not become steel, and said sadly: "So you have not been able to become a big thing!" If you live your life as a bandit in this poor ravine, you will never be able to make a living! ”
Scarface scratched his head, and the peeling on his face was very puzzled: "No matter how promising a bandit is", he is still a bandit, right? ”
Fang Zheng sighed, I can't communicate with these ancient stupid bandits who have no ambitions."
Luo Yueniang glanced at Fang Zheng, and her charming little white eyes flew Fang Zheng's heart.
"Then you say, what are we going to do with this deal? You are the second master, you are responsible for the things that use your brain, and we will all listen to you. Knowing that using her brain is not her strong point, Luo Yueniang readily handed over the command to Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, this girl is a little fierce, and she finally knows the general situation and is quite self-aware.
After coughing, Fang Zheng said in a deep voice: "As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles."
"Not to die." Scarface muttered something quietly to the side.
"What?"
"Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. Anyone who hasn't read a book knows this sentence, the second master. You" Scar glanced at Fang Zheng up and down, with some suspicion in his eyes, has this guy ever read a book?
Fang Zheng scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a dry smile: "Isn't it dead?" Hehe, maybe I'm stringing words."
Immediately thinking that the authority of his second leader was challenged by Scarface, Fang Zheng's face couldn't help but change, and he immediately slapped the table and turned his face and said, "Bastard!" What do you interject when the leader speaks? Are there any rules? ”
Scarface grunted twice unconvinced, and didn't say anything more.
Turning his head, he saw that the bandits who came to report the news were still standing stupidly outside the front hall.
Fang Zheng asked in a deep voice, "What's the situation with the fat sheep?" What are you betting on? How many people escort the car? Are there any hard ideas with high martial arts? ”
The bandit shook his head and said, "I don't know what the goods are, anyway, it's very heavy, and the traces of the wheels left on the mountain road are very deep, and there is only one carriage." Four or five burly men followed the car, and there was a car."
"Where have they gone?"
"At their speed, it is estimated that we will be at the foot of the mountain in half an hour."
There are only four or five people, and this fat sheep is settled. Even if they are all undefeated in the East, there are more than 200 people on Lao Tzu's side, and they will crush you to death.
Having the idea of hitting the guest, Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and laughed, and shouted: "The generals will listen to the order!" ””
No one stood up to respond to the situation, Fang Zheng touched his nose in a curt, coughed and said, "Scar face; This time it should be a drill, so that the brothers can learn "Well, the experience of robbery, observe carefully." Experience it with your heart and pick up the long-abandoned robbery skills. Ahem, that's how I arranged it, let's divide the two hundred brothers on the mountain into four teams, with fifty people as a team, and ambush them in different places, with me waving the flag as a signal, and attacking in echelons."
Scarface's expression was very disapproving, and he interrupted: "The second is in charge, there are only four or five people." There's no need to be so exciting, right? Let's go twenty or thirty people enough, Fang Zheng glared at him, and said angrily: "Safe!" Safety first! You go to twenty or thirty people, in case everyone is a peerless master, and your twenty or thirty people are not enough for them to eat, we just have to take out all the troops, and each of them ambush, create momentum, so that the other party does not even have the courage to resist, and it is the best policy to surrender without a fight! What's more, this is the first transaction that our Qinglongshan brothers have partnered with. Let everyone be familiar with the process, and when you start trading in the future, you won't panic like a bad seed. ”
Luo Yueniang waved her hand impatiently and said, "Just do what the second master says!" Scarface, you don't have a fucking wordiness, what the second boss says, you can do it. ””
Everyone discussed the incense time, and then they went out of the front hall, gathered the bandits, and more than 200 people went down the mountain to rob.
Fang Zheng followed the crowd, feeling that his heart was a little surging, and there seemed to be an energy in his chest that was about to explode and was about to be released.
Humans have violent bloodthirsty elements in their genes, whether you are a teacher of Svenven. or the hawkers who push carts all over the street to sell small things and make a living, they all have an inner emotion that needs to be vented with violence, the difference is that. Due to reality or personality reasons, many people often come to the end of their lives, and they don't dare to really vent their emotions vigorously, and they close their eyes and swallow their breath when they come to the old stool.
Fang Zheng didn't expect that he would have this day, of course, he didn't have to follow the team down the mountain, but Fang Zheng was really curious about the robbery work of the bandits in the Cold Weapon Era, and the other party only had a few people escorting the car, and he had more than 200 people, typical bullying, smashing eggs with stones, such a beautiful difference that was both advantageous and showy, how could Fang Zheng's personality not take the initiative to ask for help, and take the lead From the bottom of his bones, Fang Zheng is not a person who particularly likes to use violence, because he does not have that kind of prerequisites, and his physique is very ordinary, his skills are very ordinary, and his courage is much smaller than that of ordinary people, if such a person says that one day he will lead more than 200 bandits down the mountain to rob and kill him, he will not believe it. But such a bizarre thing happened today.
Walked down the hill and according to Fang Zheng's original plan. Two hundred bandits were scattered in four groups, each ambushed in a different place.
Fang Zheng himself led a team, standing in the middle of the mountain road, looking at the sky with his hands in his hands, looking like a peerless master who stopped at the mountains. The rest of the fifty bandits were as if they hadn't woken up. Each yawned and sat on the side of the road with his eyes closed. , all there
It's winter, the original lush mountain forest, has become extremely bleak, from time to time whistling by the mountain wind, the bare trunk branches blow rustling, several famous ragged bandits sit in this bleak mountain road, or sleep or wake up, look depressed, like a group of desperate, sit and wait for death, look very bad! Fang Zheng glanced helplessly at the listless appearance of the bandits, such morale, such quality, if the other party has a few dart masters, it is estimated that these two hundred people will have to finish playing.
Everyone sat quietly for the time of incense. Suddenly, I heard a small pheasant cooing.
Fang Zheng's eyes lit up and he shouted, "Hey! Do you hear that? There are pheasants, pheasants! Let's go catch it and stew it,"
The bandit glanced at him, and said weakly: "The second master, that is the signal sent by the brother who investigated earlier, and the fat sheep has arrived" Really, how can there be a pheasant at this time?" ”
Fang Zheng smiled awkwardly.
Before he could speak, he heard the sound of slow horses' hooves and the sound of wheels turning not far from the mountain road, and all the bandits were in high spirits, and without waiting for Fang Zheng's order, they all stood up, clenched their blades in their hands, and stared at the bend of the mountain road in front of them for a moment.
Soon, a carriage appeared in everyone's sight. The carriage was very inconspicuous, the gray canopy, the tattered wheel handle that I don't know how much paint had fallen, and an old horse, which was neither a divine horse nor a heroic horse, was quite struggling to pull the car, and the canopy was covered by a curtain so tightly that I didn't know what goods were inside. There were several people guarding the carriage, all of them dressed as samurai, wearing a sword loosely around their waists, and they were laughing as they walked.
The fat sheep is coming!
Fang Zheng excitedly glanced at the bandit next to him, and the bandit understood and took a few steps forward. He raised the gong in his hand and struck it a few times.
The bandits behind Fang Zheng suddenly screamed a few times, and the sudden sound startled the old horse pulling the cart, and he immediately stopped leaving.
Several men escorting the car were also taken aback. Seeing that there were dozens of people standing on the narrow mountain road, each holding a sword in their hands, several men looked at each other in horror, silently drew the saber at their waists, stared nervously at the bandits, and assumed a posture of vigilance.
After striking the gong, the bandit casually put the gong in his hand to the side of the road, stood a few steps forward, cleared his throat and waited to speak.
Fang Zheng pushed him back, then glared at him and said, "What do you want to do?" Are there any rules? Don't know how to let the leader speak first? ”
The pushed bandit pursed his lips and stood backwards indifferently.
Fang Zheng turned his head and looked at the few men who were nervously guarding the car, and couldn't help rubbing his hands excitedly, with a happy smile on his face, finally waiting to say this classic line!
"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to fight this, leave to buy road money! ”
Under the bewildered gaze of everyone. Fang Zheng said the above words out loud triumphantly.
Of course, this sentence was known to Fang Zheng in his previous life. He felt that this sentence was very domineering and majestic. It's like a pure man to say it, but it's a pity that it's useless. In the previous life, it was a society governed by the rule of law. If you say this casually, you may be arrested at the police station and Jiang overnight on the radiator. It's a good day, and I finally have a chance to say it.
The bandits obviously didn't understand what Fang Zheng was talking about, and they looked at each other and discussed a lot.
Several men escorting the car were also stunned, looking at the posture of this group of people, of course they knew that they had encountered a robbery, but the kid in the lead said a lot of things, what did it mean?
"Hey, are they robbing the road?" A man escorting the car tugged uneasily.
"Ann Gai", right? The companion was just as uneasy, and said in a hesitant tone.
"What did the kid say? I don't think he's like a robber, but like a way-seeker."
"You fucking pig brains! Have you ever seen a large group of people asking for directions with knives, guns, sticks, and sticks? His companion scolded him angrily, but his eyes stared at the bandits vigilantly, and he did not dare to relax his vigilance.
"You're a pig's brain! That kid is just reading poetry, right? Have you ever seen a bandit who can recite poetry? ”
The companion scratched his head and wondered, "That's right." What's wrong with these ways? Wouldn't it be necessary to be a bandit and have read a book? ”
The atmosphere of confrontation between the enemy and us quickly fell because of Fang Zheng's opening remarks, and the two gangs were talking about themselves, completely ignoring Fang Zheng's existence.
Fang Zheng frowned unhappily, very dissatisfied with the current reaction of the people on both sides. Since the two groups of people met until now, except for the unpoetic and unwritten poem he chanted, he has not even spoken a word, just like two groups of unrelated people basking in the sun in the winter, and there is no tension at all. Fang Zheng, who was looking forward to the robbery work, couldn't help but be disappointed.
Clapping his hands vigorously, Fang Zheng shouted: "Hey, hey! Be serious! We're here to rob! ”
The two gangs of people who were talking about it heard this. Immediately came to their senses, and the ten bandits shouted in unison: "Yes! Rob! ”
Several men escorting the car were shocked when they heard this, and raised their knives with solemn expressions, looking like they wanted to run but were unwilling. The atmosphere on the field finally became tense.
That's the kind of atmosphere. Fang Zheng blinked and said with a smile: "What? Just a few of you, still want to resist? Leave the goods, you go, let's rob money and not lives, and promise not to hurt you. ”
Several men in the escort car were frightened, looked at each other a few times, and then walked out of it, shaking the young master of the young master VIP chapter directory Chapter 210 robbery and resentment, just the escort passed, and asked "The good man let us go, and we will make up for it in the future"
Fang Zheng laughed: "Don't talk nonsense!" Hurry up, leave the carriage, you leave, Lao Tzu will not harm your life! ”
The man who escorted the car smiled bitterly: "The goods on the car" are very important, it's not that we don't want to go, we really can't lose it..."
Fang Zheng was overjoyed when he heard this, so the goods in this carriage are estimated to be worth a lot of money. Lao Tzu was ransacked by that little girl. It's just a good time to get some money back today.
"The more you say that, the more Lao Tzu has to keep this car. Hurry up and go, if you don't leave, it'll be too late, don't say I didn't remind you" Fang Zheng took a few steps forward with a smile and urged repeatedly.
"This good man, you have to be reasonable, right?" The man escorting the car gradually became angry, and he also stood a few steps forward and said in a deep voice.
"Why am I being unreasonable? Didn't you say that it wouldn't kill you? Fang Zheng explained unhappily: "Besides, I've only heard that you have to pay it back sooner or later, and I haven't heard that you have to be reasonable." If we bandits are still reasonable, we might as well go to the street to ask for food, then Dosven."
"Good man, to tell you the truth, it's useless for you to go to the things in the car, why bother with each other?"
"Who says it's useless? Even if your car is loaded with straw paper, Lao Tzu can let it play its due role, no matter what you load, it's better than nothing."
"Say what? Did you talk like that? A cart of straw paper can be used by our brothers to escort it? You look down on people too much! ”
"What? Can't I use an analogy? ”
The two couldn't help arguing while relying on the truth. They were only one step apart, and they were getting louder and louder, as if they were too loud to be heard.
was arguing heartily, and suddenly heard a gong on the mountain not far away, and the fifty people led by Luo Yueniang finally couldn't help but emerge from the mountain. Copy the back road of the carriage and block it tightly.
Several men escorting the car were shocked, Fang Zheng couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that the reinforcements had arrived, and laughed:
"See? We're strong,"
The words did not fall. The leading escort man suddenly reached out and grabbed Fang Zheng's placket, and then lifted Fang Zheng with his backhand, and a steel knife silently hit his neck.
The situation changed suddenly, and the bandits couldn't help but be shocked, shouting and cursing loudly, raising their swords and waiting to rush forward to fight.
"Don't move!" The two voices shouted in unison. One is the man who held Fang Zheng hostage, and the other, of course, is Fang Zheng, who has been frightened.
Seeing the bandits hesitating and stopped. Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, at this moment he felt like crying without tears.
Careless, careless!
These car escorts are too insidious! was so shameless and took him hostage. Do they still know shame?
He was indeed too careless, and unknowingly being so close to them created an opportunity for them to be held hostage. Alas! How many times? How many times have you been in distress since you got on this broken mountain?
"This good man, there are good words from Gao, now that the social atmosphere is improving, everyone is a civilized person. It's too unsightly to move a knife or a gun," Fang Zheng said in a trembling voice, trembling with fright.
"Shut up!" The man who held him hostage unceremoniously knocked Fang Zheng's head hard with the hilt of his knife.
The bandits were also stunned at this time, this "This is too nonsense, right?" How could it be good, but the second master was hijacked by these men who escorted the car? When this matter spreads, how will the bandits of Qinglong Mountain mix on the green forest road in the future? It's no wonder that others don't laugh off their big teeth!
Shame on you! There is no place to be ashamed! Shameful!
"Hero, spare your life, Zaixia's real identity is actually just a civilian, really, being a bandit is just my part-time job Fang Zheng's face is pale. He pleaded bitterly, his voice faintly crying.
"Shut up!" Without hesitation, the man in charge of the car gave him another knife handle.
The scene was out of control for a while, the situation changed abruptly, Luo Yueniang held her forehead and sighed deeply.
How can this be embarrassing?
"Let him go, we'll let you go, we don't want your goods, and the well water won't interfere with the river water."
Luo Yueniang came out of the crowd, glanced at Fang Zheng who was begging for mercy helplessly, and said lightly.
The man looked at it, and when he saw the bandits blocking one hundred and ten people in front and behind, the man trembled in horror. tightened the steel knife on Fang Zheng's neck, and frightened Fang Zheng into another scream.
"Let us go? Hum! You: "You lie!" "The man who held Fang Zheng hostage saw that there were many bandits. Under the psychology of fear and fear, the emotions finally got out of control.
"My mother is their leader, and I have never broken my word." Luo Yueniang said coldly.
"No! What should you do if you lie to Lao Tzu? The man yelled hysterically.
Luo Yueniang spread her hands and said helplessly: "Then what do you say?" ”
The man gasped for breath, looking nervously back and forth with his companions, his eyes turning blood-red with excitement. yes, hostage-taking, what's next? The leading man was stunned when he heard this, and then suddenly remembered something, and shouted: "Give money!" ”
"What?"
"What?" Not only the bandits, but also the companions who escorted the car and Fang Zheng, who had become a hostage.
"Don't you understand? Lao Tzu wants to rob you! Give money! The man who held Fang Zheng hostage yelled, his eyes bloodshot and his emotions were extremely excited.
The bandits were counter-robbed, this matter, the Chinese Dynasty was founded for more than 100 years, I'm afraid this is the first case, right?
Everyone present was stunned, what is this called! Got it the other way around, right? What's wrong with this guy's head?
"Hey, big brother, Liu Cai is obviously us robbing you, why is it the other way around now?
Are you still being unreasonable? Fang Zheng, who was a hostage, finally couldn't help but argue.
"Shut up!" This time, not only the men escorting the car, but even the bandits around them shouted angrily.
This second master, he is simply the most striking stain on Qinglong Mountain, and he should be nailed to the pillar of shame forever.