Chapter 345: Incontinence
"You, what do you want to do?" Dai Dan saw Ye Lengfeng walking towards her, and subconsciously stepped back in fright and asked.
Ye Lengfeng smiled playfully and said indifferently:
"Don't worry, a woman like you with an ugly face and a weak body, the most important thing is a woman with the same personality as a shrew, I won't look for you even if I go to find a chicken, I just want to tell you that you pee your pants!"
"You, what did you say?" Dai Dan asked, a little stunned.
"I said you peed your pants, which is the fart and pee!" Ye Lengfeng said impatiently and loudly.
All of a sudden.
All the men and women present heard it, Ye Lengfeng said that Dai Dan was going to pee his pants, and he was going to pee his fart!
"Fart! You can make up this kind of nonsense, it seems that he is really an idiot man! Dai Dan looked at Ye Lengfeng loudly and scolded.
Merely.
Dai Dan found that after Ye Lengfeng finished speaking, he was staring at her crotch, and she herself subconsciously looked down at her trouser pocket, and the men and women who were watching followed and looked at Dai Dan's crotch.
Whoa!
At this time, a scene that stunned everyone in the audience appeared!
I saw that Ye Lengfeng's words had just fallen, the white trousers Dai Dan was wearing on his body, and the position of the crotch was really like being soaked with water, and the soaked position of the crotch continued to spread, and soon his entire crotch was wet!
Pee!
Dai Dan really peed his pants, and the men and women who watched this scene were shocked, and Dai Dan herself was terrified to the bones, because she didn't feel it at all, why did she pee her pants?
Burst!
Before Dai Dan could react, why she peed her pants without feeling anything, she just felt that the chrysanthemum was tight and loose, and a fart was released uncontrollably, so loudly that everyone present could hear it.
"Ah......h
Dai Dan couldn't help but exclaim.
Burst! Burst! Burst......
After a scream, Dai Dan couldn't control the sphincter of the chrysanthemum at all, and one after another farts were released, and her whole person was out of control!
"! I said, do you still have a little quality and shame to pee in front of so many people? And as the saying goes, the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, your fart is stinky and loud, it seems that you have eaten too much stool, no wonder there is a smell of when you talk with a mouth! ”
Dai Dan is too vitriolic like a shrew, if it is not illegal to kill someone, she doesn't know how many people she will kill, so Ye Lengfeng will not let go of this kind of vicious shrew.
If you don't make a move, you will take it, and if you make a move, you will teach it a lesson to doubt life!
"Oh my God, this woman is actually peeing in public, look, you're still peeing out of your crotch!"
"Hahahaha, it's really embarrassing, there's no more shame in this world than her, as a woman, standing in public and peeing!"
"He's it, it stinks, not to mention the smell of urine, and the smell of fart and shit, I'm about to vomit!"
"This woman is not ugly, I didn't expect it to be such a disgusting woman, this man next to her is good, tall and handsome, how could she fall in love with such a woman?"
"Take a quick shot, take a quick picture, put it on the Internet or send it to WeChat Moments, you will definitely be able to get a lot of comments!"
The men and women who were watching couldn't help but talk about it, and many people took out their mobile phones to record a video of Dai Dan wetting his pants.
"Dead bastard, I fought with you......"
Although Dai Dan didn't know why she was like this suddenly, she didn't feel or control her peeing her pants and farting at all, but she guessed that it was related to Ye Lengfeng, and she rushed towards Ye Lengfeng with her teeth and claws.
Burst!
Unexpectedly!
Dai Dan just yelled and scolded, and was about to rush towards Ye Lengfeng like crazy, she just let out a big fart, she felt that she was really farting out of shit, and subconsciously hurriedly turned her right hand over and covered her buttocks.
"Ahh
Dashan screamed, threw his handbag on the ground, and covered his crotch with his hands one after the other, and ran madly towards the toilet in the distance.
"Hey, a woman who usually can't control her mouth usually can't control her own and pee, pitiful!" Ye Lengfeng sighed and said with a playful smile.
Everyone knows that Dai Dan is really embarrassed this time, in front of so many people in a big shopping mall, he is directly a fart and urine, and he also pops out of, which is really too embarrassing for a person, this is a hundred times more uncomfortable than killing her!
"Boy, did you do this?" Zhu Youzhi looked at Ye Lengfeng with cold eyes and asked.
"What are you talking about, I don't understand!" Ye Lengfeng shook his head and said with an indifferent smile.
"You...... How could Xiao Dan suddenly become incontinent, it must have been done by you. Zhu Youzhi gritted his teeth and said.
"Do you have proof? Do you see what I do to her? I didn't even touch her! Ye Lengfeng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile.
Zhu Youzhi glanced at Ye Lengfeng fiercely, he was indeed very shocked, he concluded that Dai Dan's sudden incontinence was related to Ye Lengfeng, but there was no evidence at all, I really don't know how Ye Lengfeng did this, it's too amazing and weird!
"Good! You wait, I'll settle accounts with you later! ”
Zhu Youzhi dropped a cruel sentence and walked quickly towards the bathroom.
The show is over.
The crowd of onlookers also slowly dispersed, and Lin Xiaoshuang looked at Ye Lengfeng with admiration and shock and asked:
"Bastard, you must have done the incontinence of Dai Dan, right?"
"I said it wasn't me?" Ye Lengfeng said with a smile.
"No way, Dai Dan is not in a vegetative state, and he suddenly became incontinent without any other symptoms, you must have done it, but how did you do it? It's amazing! Lin Xiaoshuang looked at Ye Lengfeng with a blink and said.
Ye Lengfeng smiled, Lin Xiaoshuang was his own person, so there was no need to hide it, he stretched out his right hand, and saw that there was a small silver needle between the middle finger and index finger of his right hand.
"Is this ......," Lin Xiaoshuang asked in shock.
"I just used a silver needle to stimulate the big acupuncture point of her excretory system, so her urine and urine will be uncontrollable in an instant!" Ye Lengfeng explained with a smile.
"You, when did you do it, no one present could see it, you are too fast, right?" Lin Xiaoshuang looked at Ye Lengfeng admiringly and asked.
"It's just a piece of cake for me, this woman is too vicious, she has to be taught this lesson!" Ye Lengfeng withdrew his silver needle and said.
(End of chapter)