Chapter Eighty-Nine: A Sixty-Year-Old Man Has Good Kung Fu
It is impossible to deceive the emperor into a beating, but at the moment, it is not the emperor who is in charge of the capital, but another person in the mom-and-pop shop.
Without the psychophysiological double perversion of Fang Yiai's reminder, the sixty-year-old man Yan Shigu instantly figured out how to deceive the queen into a beating, of course, it is impossible to expect the queen to stomp on her old jiri in high heels. The queen is so noble, not to mention Lao Jiri, the old face will not step on it.
There is no specific operation, and the mistake made by Li Tai, the king of Wei, is not a fatal mistake, but just a smear on the face of the emperor's family.
Within a few days, the sixty-year-old man ran to the door of Luoyang Palace and banged on the door, and then shouted: Queen, queen, King Wei, he insulted the dignity of the royal family, he didn't study well in Hongwen Pavilion, but went to buy hemp in installments with a small loan......
Anyway, that's it.
The voice of the sixty-year-old man is known to the entire Luoyang Palace. The eldest grandson Wujian originally wondered, this old man from Yongzhou took the wrong medicine, what did he come to Luoyang Palace to howl. As a result, Li Wanshun was sent to inquire in the past, and only then did he learn that his precious son, who was "left behind" in the capital, actually secretly applied for a small loan, not only did he apply for a small loan, but he was also blocked by someone to ask for debts......
Not only was he blocked from asking for debts, but King Wei also accepted gifts from Guangzhou people, even if he took them, he also took the gifts from Guangzhou people to sell them to repay the loan.
Well, this is acceptable, but I also received money from Guangzhou people, each with a minimum of 5,000 yuan, and a maximum of 10,000 yuan, which is simply addictive.
The capital exploded in an instant, and I never thought that the blessed prince who "danced and made ink" would not live like this.
What a disappointment!
Then Li Tai, the king of Wei, was called to the palace and was slapped twice by the queen with his backhand and forehand.
At first, His Royal Highness King Wei also defended that I was trying not to disturb my mother's little life, so I didn't dare to tell you, and then I was slapped twice.
Li Tai's whole person was in a trance: Who did I provoke whom?
The angry queen finished beating Li Tai, and immediately invited the sixty-year-old man to Yousi, and first convicted him of "slandering the prince".
Routines, it's usually like this.
When you encounter a big boss like Li Dong, you won't be beaten, you will either be exiled directly or killed directly, who has the spare time to talk nonsense with you.
Exile and death both create value.
Although the queen is no stranger to writing off people's lives, the sixty-year-old man is also the old courtier of his father-in-law, and his family style is also famous and surnamed in Yongzhou. The disciples and grandchildren don't dare to say how many, and the protégés still have two or three kittens.
Kill a sixty-year-old man, in case two or three kittens cry and mourn in the future, isn't this putting her virtuous and peerless queen on the funeral?
Besides, the queen is a woman, her husband is still in charge, how can she casually write off the life of a minister, and nominally speaking, the sixty-year-old man Yan Shigu, he is still a bachelor of Hongwen Pavilion.
When her husband was not at home, her mother chopped off the secretary of the secretariat, this is not a sprinkling, this is slapping her husband's face in public.
Yan Laohan can't be scolded by the perverted Fang Erlang, and he can't be scolded by the eldest grandson queen who wants face and face?
A gentleman bullies him, a gentleman in a female middle school is also a gentleman, don't bully when you should bully, and there is no store in this village.
Sure enough, the script was just like what Yan Laohan thought, he just "argued with reason", and a group of yin and yang dead eunuchs came up and gave them big mouths, and then took off their pants and beat them.
There were people from Dali Temple and people from the Criminal Department who watched the whole process, and there was no problem with the procedure, after all, there was a suspicion of "slandering the prince".
It is also a normal procedure to have a division and punishment, and there is no illegal operation, so it can be said that everything is under control.
It's just that being stripped of pants in public is a bit shy, but fortunately, I met Fang Erlang "frankly" in the brothel, and the wind and waves have come, which is also a small meaning.
I can't say that it is small or medium.
The sixty-year-old man coped with his errand, howled casually twice, and the queen's people went away satisfied.
What if you don't go? Fight everything, even if you are angry, the rest is how His Royal Highness King Wei cleans up his reputation.
The title of "Prince of Small Loans" is really not so good-sounding, and the eldest grandson queen is ruthless enough, according to normal speaking, since Li Tai has already played off, it is reasonable for the queen to give some money to help the handle, and it seems that the mother and son are in harmony, right?
However, the eldest grandson queen she didn't, she said that Li Taidu was already stinky on the street, so it was better to directly take the credit of Wei Wangfu and go to the public bidding in the society, just say that Wei Wangfu wants to make credit consumer loans, and those who come will not refuse, and it doesn't matter if the artillery is low. As long as you dare to borrow it, don't I Li Tai dare to take it?
In short, the image of the literary and artistic young man "Li Qingque" is the end of the nineteenth year of Zhenguan, and there is no literary and artistic connotation in the future, Li Tai, the king of Wei, is the dead fat man of the small loan.
As for a certain Yongzhou old man, after being beaten, some people immediately preached "It's amazing my old man", "The man was silent, and the woman was in tears", why was the sixty-year-old man beaten badly? What is the reason for the howl in Dali Temple? Why are the relevant personnel of the Criminal Department silent?
The story of peeling off the cocoon, a plump and upright old man in Kansai suddenly appeared in the streets and alleys of Guandong City.
"Compare Wei Zheng", "Lin Xiangru Reincarnation", "Hongwen Pavilion Fan Xu", all kinds of names don't need money to wear up, and the old man who blows it almost believes it himself.
If it weren't for the fact that he had been an official for many years, ordinary people would really not be able to stand it.
Yousi was locked up for a few days, and finally the news came from Liaodong, and the emperor Lao Tzu said: Yan Zhou's spirit of daring to give direct advice is commendable, and it can't hurt the hearts of the masses, let it go.
Put it back, Hongwen Pavilion can not stay, the sixty-year-old man is "idle at home", but he still gets up earlier than the chicken every day, sleeps with the chicken at night, the spirit is still good, and he can work for the court for a few more years, and he can still shine in the posture.
Then one day, the old devil of Wei Chi, who returned to the capital to ask for food for the Northern Army, passed by the old man in Yongzhou, and when he saw that the old man looked quite good, he asked if he wanted to go to Mobei together to see "the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep"?
The old man in Yongzhou resigned again and again, and the richest man in Chang'an suddenly sighed, "Jun Fei is for fame and fortune, but for the community", and then wrote a chapter and couriered it to the boss of Liaodong, saying that this and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so
Li Dong looked at it, although he knew in his heart that there was a cat greasy, but "the emperor of the ages", this little cat greasy is acceptable, and then approved a note to Ma Zhou and asked Ma Zhou to handle it.
It's not impossible to raise the name of a sixty-year-old man, but if the boss also wants to pretend to be forced together, it must be the boss who pretends to be the first and the boss who flies first.
How great is the mind of "The Emperor of the Ages", between the government and the opposition, the sixty-year-old man Yan Shigu, the protagonist of the previous scenes, immediately became a supporting role, in order to ensure that Li Dong's face faced the audience, he did not hesitate to show only half of his face.
Supporting role, only half of his face is exposed.
As for whether someone ate the kickback and reduced the role, it is actually not too important, anyway, the emperor Lao Tzu said that since it was recommended by Wei Chiqing, it is better to go to the hometown where Yu Chiqing has governed.
Then on the way to the post of Yan Shigu in the "History of Xuanzhou Thorn", someone in Luoshui wrote "Sending Yan to Xuanzhou" or sang "Shigu Kung Fu is good, really good", it no longer matters.