Chapter 240: The Heavenly Emperor didn't dare to come to the earth to play
"Brother, you can be regarded as coming out, quick, go home with me." Wu Da carried the burden and said to Wu Song.
"Brother, I'll take this burden." Wu Song forcibly snatched the burden from Wu Da and picked it up.
"Well, well, from now on, with brothers here, there should be a lot less gossip." Wu Da said with relief.
"Brother, don't worry, with my younger brother here, I will never let people bully you casually." Wu Song looked at Wu Dadao from the side.
"Brother, it's time for you to change your temperament, now that you're older, don't be like that before, after a while, I will save enough money, and then find someone to give you a daughter-in-law, and you will have a family." Wu Da's eyes flashed with light.
"Hmm... Wu Songtou stopped talking.
Maybe in this world, only this brother, no matter how much trouble he causes, always regards himself as his own brother and never dislikes it.
Only in front of this brother can I feel a trace of warmth.
On the way to the Wu family with Wu Song, Wang Lun always seemed more excited.
Chai Jin asked curiously on the side, "Brother, why are you so happy?" ”
"Uh... I was very happy to see the samurai brothers reunited. ”
Wang Lun was stunned for a moment, and casually found a reason to fool around.
Brother, you are truly a righteous man! Chai Jin said secretly in his heart.
His eyes swept over Chai Jin, and some of the thoughts in Chai Jin's heart were all imprinted in Wang Lun's heart.
Hehe, can I tell you, am I excited to see Pan Jinlian, who has been portrayed by many literati in history?
Wang Lun thought very inauthenticly, but these words could not come out.
……
After a short time, everyone followed Wu Da to an alley, walked to the gate of a house, and said to Wu Song: "Brother, we are home." He turned to Wang Lun and the others: "The two officials are here now, wait a while, I'll go up and call the door."
, ran forward, knocked on the door and shouted: "Sister, open the door, there is a guest coming!" ”
Ha, I didn't expect it to be the same as in the Water Margin, this Wuda and Pan Jinlian are called 'eldest sister', Wang Lun thought to himself.
"Hee-hee, the dwarf is back." Someone saw Wu shouting at the door and laughed.
"Wait and see, the lady will come out soon. I'll give it to you, this lady looks really good! Hehe, you can only appreciate such a beauty here with my Wang Ganniang! At this time, a female voice came unabashedly, as if she didn't care at all that the Nawu Conference would not hear it.
When Wu Song heard these gossips, where did he suffer it, and when he was about to have a seizure, he thought that he had just come back, and it was not appropriate to make trouble for his brother again.
Immediately put down his burden, made a circle to the surrounding neighbors, and said: "My brother is here to be taken care of by all the neighbors, Wu Song has thanked everyone here!" ”
As soon as Wu Song said this, those noisy voices disappeared.
The woman who claimed to be Wang Ganniang hurriedly walked out of the store and smiled awkwardly at Wu Song: "Ouch, the martial brothers are so handsome!" What is the meaning of this? They are all neighbors, and it is appropriate to take care of each other. ”
Wu Da turned around and smiled at Wang Ganniang: "Wang Ganniang, my brother doesn't have a daughter-in-law yet, and I will ask Wang Ganniang to help my brother with family affairs another day!" In terms of gift money, don't worry, godmother, you will not be missing. ”
"Okay, a talent like a martial arts brother will definitely be liked by many girls." Wang Ganniang said with a smile.
Squeak!
The door opened, and I saw a beautiful woman about twenty years old poking her head out and saying, "Da Lang, why did you come so early today?" ”
Get out of the way, open the door, and let Wuda enter.
Wu Da smiled and said, "Eldest sister, look, my brother is back." ”
"Brother is back?" The woman pursed her lips and smiled, looked out, and said, "Da Lang, are these three brothers?" ”
"Hehe, eldest sister, you are mistaken, we only have one brother, where are the three? These two are brothers' friends, and the three of them killed the tiger on Jingyang Gang together! Wuda said proudly.
"Wu Song meets his sister-in-law!" When Wu Song heard the introduction of Wuhan University, he knew that the beauty in front of him turned out to be his sister-in-law, so he hurriedly visited him.
"Slave, I've seen my uncle!" The woman gave Wu Song a gentle gesture and said, "Quick, come inside!" ”
The woman got out of the way and asked Wu Song and the others to go in.
"Hey, do you see, do you see? The came out. ”
"What's up, I'm right, this lady looks good!"
"Hehe, look, look, that waist, ouch, I'll go, it's really exciting!"
"Look at the murder weapon, I'm grinning, and my clothes are about to burst."
"Ah, this face is even better than the top brand of the emerald red mansion, look at the curved eyebrows, the big watery eyes, and the cherry mouth, it really makes people want to take a bite!"
"You, such a beautiful lady, how could he marry such a rough dwarf as Wu Dalang? It's really a flower inserted in cow dung, and being my wife is stronger than following this martial arts! ”
"Hehe, how cool it is to be able to press this lady under her and rub it well!"
……
As soon as Wang Lun's footsteps were raised, he heard a burst of discussion behind him.
No wonder there was a joke in later generations, even the Emperor of Heaven did not dare to come to the earth to play, for fear of gossip on the earth, alas......
Obviously, Wu Song also heard these words, only to see him turn around suddenly, with murderous eyes, he swept around, and then hugged his fists and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, Wu Song invited everyone to dinner another day to thank everyone for taking care of my brother." ”
After that, he glanced at everyone again before turning around.
Wang Lun clearly felt the change in the atmosphere around him.
When Wu Song's eyes swept past, all the people who had just spoken out of their insults all lowered their heads and didn't dare to say more, holding teacups one by one, pretending to be drinking tea, but their legs were trembling involuntarily.
And when Wu Song turned around, those people all breathed a sigh of relief.
And when Wu Song entered the courtyard, that Wang Ganniang suddenly snorted at Wu Dalang's courtyard, and muttered: "What kind of majesty are you playing, thinking that what you did in Qinghe County, the old lady doesn't know?" Phew! ”
"Hey, Wang Ganniang, you really dare, don't you know that Wu Er even beat the tiger on Jingyang Gang to death?" Someone joked.
"I'm sorry, the old lady is not the big worm on Jingyanggang, let him fight." That Wang Ganniang said.
"Hehe, Wang Ganniang, what kind of affair does that beauty have in Qinghe County?" Someone asked.
"Want to hear it? I want to hear the money, do you think the old lady is eating idle food when she looks at the shop? Wang Ganniang reprimanded. (To be continued.) )
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