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"Care?"

Han Yi laughed angrily at Xiao Yun's words, in his opinion, this was really a very outrageous reason, "You can't even cook a meal, why do you take care of me, you take care of me to die." ”

Xiao Yun thought about it seriously, then nodded and said, "If you die, then I can leave." ”

“！”

The most poisonous royal sister's heart, the most poisonous royal sister's heart! Han Yi's eyes erupted with fire, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It seems that you are determined to rely on me?" ”

"It's not about you, it's about taking care of you." Xiao Yun corrected Han Yi's statement.

"How can it be?" Han Yi snorted, "If you don't go, I'll go." ”

Xiao Yun smiled leisurely: "That's right, you coward, I'm afraid there is no other way than to escape." ”

Coward? Yes, this is my home, why should I go, if I go, it will be a coward. Han Yi said angrily: "Don't provoke me, okay, just see who goes first, I don't believe I will lose to you." ”

Xiao Yun smiled and didn't make a sound, this is the best rebuttal.

Han Yi said: "From today onwards, I will sleep in the big bed inside, and you will sleep outside." ”

At this point, he didn't need to be polite.

"Yes."

Xiao Yun nodded very happily.

"Count on your conscience"

As soon as Han Yi's words fell, Xiao Yun immediately said, "You win me first." ”

"Ugh!"

Han Yi was very excited: "This is my home!" ”

Xiao Yun said: "I am your wife, and this is also my home." ”

"You ---。"

Han Yi's eyes widened, "Okay, since you keep saying that it's my wife, then we'll sleep together." ”

Xiao Yunyan smiled, "Yes." ”

Really?

Han Yi was stunned for a moment, thinking, Damn! Han Yi, Han Yi, you are really going back more and more, such a big beauty invites you to bed, if you don't dare to go to bed, then are you still a man. He got up and went to the back room.

But before I took two steps, I suddenly stumbled under my feet, "Oops! ”

Suddenly, the face hit the ground first.

"Oops!"

Han Yi covered her nose, tears flowed down, this woman has a grudge against my nose! turned around, glared at Xiao Yun angrily, and said, "Your mother-in-law did it on purpose. ”

Xiao Yun held his slender legs, Qianqianyu held the sexy chin in his hand, looked down at Han Yi, and said coquettishly: "Husband, you haven't taken a bath yet." ”

Han Yi was numb for a while, this woman is really a goblin. "Even if you don't, don't remind me in this way!"

"That's because you're walking so fast, I stretched out my feet in a moment's whes."

"Okay, since you are so anxious, I will satisfy you, and I will let you know what is called the perfect impact of strength and speed later."

Han Yi immediately rushed out, casually rushed his body, and then rushed to the back room, only to see Xiao Yun sitting on the edge of the bed, and really wanted to be waiting for Lin Xing, yes, yes, is this woman really sao, but if I get on her, will she rely on me, no, even if I don't get on her, she seems to rely on me, no matter, this arrow has to be sent on the string, if I can't do it, then wouldn't it be a eunuch.

Thinking of this, Han Yi took off his clothes, his chest straightened, revealing those few ribs, and he felt embarrassed, covered his hands, and almost forgot that this was no longer the six-pack abs that he had at the beginning, jumped on the bed, looked at Xiao Yun's plump but slender figure without losing his curves, he couldn't help but be moved, and he was about to hug him, and he shouted with a salute before a soldier: "Mother-in-law, go to sleep." ”

Xiao Yun flashed and said with a smile: "You sleep first, I still have to learn to make clothes." ”

As soon as the words fell, when he saw the light shoot out, he saw Xiao Yun suddenly have an extra pair of scissors in his hand.

"Wo!"

Han Yi was already about to hug Xiao Yun's slender waist, but when he saw the scissors, he was so frightened that he bounced to the corner of the bed, "What do you --- you want to do?" ”

"Of course you can learn how to make clothes!"

Xiao Yun took out a piece of cloth as he spoke, shook the scissors, and made a clicking sound.

"What are you doing with scissors when you make clothes?"

Han Yi only felt hairy in his heart.

"How can you learn to make clothes without scissors?"

"Uh, but what kind of clothes do you make in the middle of the night, this is not clear, go to bed early!"

"Good in the middle of the night, quiet in the middle of the night, even if you do something wrong, no one will know."

"For example?"

"For example, the clothes are not ready!"

"Are you afraid people will know this?"

"Of course, if everyone knows that I can't make clothes, then how embarrassing it will be, I won't tell you, this is the first time I have made clothes, and I am afraid that I will cut it in the wrong place."

“！”

Cut in the wrong place? Han Yi looked at the sharp scissors, wiped the cold sweat, recalled it, swallowed and said, "I remember that these scissors don't seem to be so sharp." ”

Xiao Yun said: "When you were taking a bath, I grinded it by the way. ”

A picture suddenly flashed in Han Yi's head, her husband was taking a bath inside, and her wife was sharpening scissors outside.

Exercise! Is this a horror movie?

Just thinking about it, Han Yi was scared into a cold sweat, I can't escape, I must not just retreat, if she wants to kill me, why bother so much, I can't run away, she must be scaring me. I cheered myself up, and then lay down again.

Click!

Click!

Click, click, click!

As soon as the scissors opened and closed, the clicking sound made Han Yi sleep on the bed like a pins and needles, worrying, the beads of sweat on his forehead had not dried, where could he sleep.

Finally!

Han Yi really couldn't stand it, how many years of life would it take to sleep one night, his mother was diamond-inlay, labor and management were not rare, he got up and said to Xiao Yun, "You are ruthless enough!" Then he rushed to the outhouse.

When Han Yi was just lying on the couch, there was a burst of laughter like silver bells from inside.

It's definitely ironic laughter!

Han Yi hated it so much that his teeth itched, you stinky woman, wait for me, sooner or later I will cheat you and lose all your money, wow, it's really annoying to me.

I don't know if it's because I'm overly angry and my brain is starved of oxygen, anyway, Han Yi quickly fell asleep groggily

Following!

Han Yi casually washed his face and went out.

"Husband, pay back the money, come back early."

"You mother-in-law, you are so long-winded, wash your hands at home and wait for me to come back."

In the dead of night this night, of course he was afraid, but with so many people coming and going during the day, Han Yi was naturally not afraid, and he didn't dare to do anything to Xiao Yun to him, and he didn't take the opportunity to get back some face, his eyes were staring, all kinds of mighty and domineering, of course, his steps were faster, and he seemed to be ready to run away at any time.

If Uncle Guan sees this, he has to worship Han Yi as his teacher.

As everyone knows, Han Yi is even worse than him, at least he can still sleep in the master bedroom.

Xiao Yun looked at Han Yi's distant back, sneered, and said to himself: "Forget it, he can only talk about it." But what does this whitewashing mean? ”

Coming to a big tree outside the village, Han Yi looked left and right, and muttered to himself, "Why hasn't this Xiaoye come yet?" ”

He made an appointment with Ono yesterday, and today he will go to the small restaurant together.

Bang!

Han Yi suddenly felt that the top of his head was hit by something, but it didn't hurt, and when he looked up, he saw Xiao Ye sitting on a tree trunk more than a foot high, looking at him with a smile, God, how do I feel like I'm normal! "Ono, your kid's skin is itchy, don't you, hurry down."

Ono jumped down and landed steadily.

Could this be the legendary light work? Han Yi stretched out his hand and touched Xiao Ye's little head, "You kid is really naughty enough, the way of greeting is so peculiar, let's go, I'll take you to a big meal, and it's free, you will give me a hard bite to eat later, let's fight for one meal and eat all the oil and water for this month." ”