Chapter 76: Riding in a flying car to load that thing
This amount of information is a bit large, and it took His Majesty Li Er half a day to digest it.
His eyes became feverish and said, "How many flying cars can you get out of this flying car, Pheasant Slave?" ”
Seeing his fanatical look startled Li Zhidu, this is more terrible than a wolf who has been hungry for a few days seeing its prey, what is the father going to do.
"You should be able to get a lot of this, Father, why are you asking this?"
Li Er waved his hand excitedly and said, "If the number of this thing is enough to hold my army, can't I kill the territory of the Western Turks at any time and deal them a fatal blow?" ”
Uh, it turned out that the battle factor in the body had attacked, and the Western Turks were really pitiful enough to be remembered by Li Er so quickly.
Li Er fell into his own beautiful vision, he fantasized that he led the Tang Dynasty army to sweep the four seas, and all the places where the Tang Dynasty army passed became the territory of the Tang Dynasty.
Just thinking about it made Li Er unable to help himself, his face turned red, and the light from his eyes almost swallowed the whole world.
Such an emperor who is fanatical about war, if he is assisted by this god, who is against the sky, what will become of this world, it is simply unimaginable.
However, fate has given him the means to pry the earth, and if he doesn't make good use of it, then he will not take it from heaven, but will suffer from it.
It seems that he should follow the guidance of fate, and let the world tremble because of it.
"Father, I must ask my master to come and load the convoy of my Tang army, and then let my father lead the army to sweep the four seas, so that the land of the four seas will become the territory of my Tang Dynasty."
"Haha, okay, then the father will wait for that day."
Li Erfeng changed his words and said: "How to use this flying car, pheasant slave, you have to teach your father." ”
Looking at Li Er's ill-intentioned smile, Li Zhi knew that his father was paying attention to his flying car, and he didn't expect that the dignified emperor would like to pretend to be that.
"No problem, father, if you want your son's flying car, you have to say it directly, otherwise your son's brain is stupid and he won't be able to understand what you mean."
"Huh." The eldest grandson covered his mouth and snickered on the side.
Li Er felt so embarrassed, it was really embarrassing for his son to say this thing so bluntly.
"Hmph, pheasant slave, I'm your father, if you don't give you something good, it's unfilial, do you understand?"
Father, you are so shameless, Li Zhi shouted in his heart, but he has benefited a lot from his father, it seems that people, no matter what your identity is, being thick-skinned is an ability.
Isn't this himself forced by his father's cheeky magic to take the initiative to sacrifice his flying car, the hat of unfilial piety is too heavy, this is the unbearable weight of His Royal Highness's life.
"Pheasant slave go, let's go to your Uncle Cheng's house to shop, let this old boy also open his eyes."
It seems that the father doesn't like to pretend to be that silently, this is to enjoy the envy of others, in order not to bear the name of unfilial piety, Li Zhi naturally carried out the orders of Tian Khan without reservation.
Lu Guogong Mansion.
At this time, Cheng Yanjin was chasing his second son Cheng Chuliang in the yard, and scolded and scolded: "You bastard boy doesn't practice martial arts at home, you actually follow others to visit the kiln, you say that you go to the kiln, you actually forgot to bring money, let people come to the door to ask for money, where do you let Lao Tzu's face go, I won't kill you today." ”
Cheng Chuliang hugged his head and ran around, but the courtyard door was closed, so he could only run around in the courtyard.
On the other side, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi watched silently, cheering for Cheng Chuliang in their hearts, they wanted to know how long Cheng Chuliang could hold on today and be caught by his father.
The flying car stopped above Lu Guogong's Mansion, and after the window was opened, Li Er looked at Cheng Yanjin, who was chasing Cheng Zhiliang running all over the yard, and said to Li Zhi: "Look at how energetic your Uncle Cheng is, this speed has not decreased back then, and I don't know how long Cheng Chuliang, an unlucky guy, can last." ”
Cheng Yanjin has always insisted on filial piety under the stick, so his discipline of his son is simple and rude, if he is obedient, he will be beaten once every five days, and if he is disobedient, he will be beaten at any time.
Li Er's voice seemed to be a little beaten, and Cheng Chubi below felt that someone was talking above his head, and when he looked up, he saw a round shell directly above his yard.
"Big brother, look at the air." He pulled the sleeve of the eldest brother Cheng Chumo and said.
Cheng Chumo raised his head in confusion, and when he saw the round shell, he couldn't help but cry out: "Damn, what is this, is it an extraterrestrial meteorite?" ”
"Father, don't beat the second brother, what do you see on the top of our yard?"
After hearing the shout of the eldest son, Cheng Yanjin subconsciously looked up into the air, and after seeing the round shell, he directly burst into a foul mouth: "Niang Xipi, what is this?" ”
"Hey, it's not good, run, this round shell is going to fall."
This time, the father and son of the Cheng family took out the 100-meter sprint speed they had practiced on weekdays and ran under the eaves.
The flying car landed on the ground, and Li Er poked his head out of it and shouted to Cheng Yanjin: "Old Cheng, it's me here, what are you running?" ”
"Your Majesty?" Cheng Yanjin glanced back stupidly, sure enough, His Majesty came, and inside this round shell was actually His Majesty, could it be that this was a new thing from the Nine Emperor Princes?
In the hearts of the magnates of Chang'an, Li Zhi is now synonymous with new things, if one day they find some kind of feces on the streets of Chang'an that they have not seen, they will also think that this is created by His Royal Highness Li Zhi, cough cough, it should be brought, this phenomenon is the Li Zhi effect that has not yet been scientifically defined.
Cheng Yanjin walked over and saluted Li Er, "I've seen Your Majesty." ”
He glared back at his three sons and roared, "Don't salute Your Majesty yet." ”
The three brothers of Cheng Chumo shuddered, and then hurriedly saluted Li Er.
Li Er took the lead and walked down, followed by the eldest grandson and Li Zhi.
"Your Majesty, Niangniang, Your Highness the Nine, what are you sitting on?" Cheng Yanjin's bull's eyes widened, and his eyes were full of doubts.
Li Er pretended to be calm and said: "Lao Cheng, this thing is called a flying car, well, it is a car that can fly in the air, and this will be my imperial chariot in the future." ”
Anyway, every time he saw something new from Li Zhi's side, Li Er would show it in front of the ministers, and every time he saw the stunned expressions on their faces, he felt that he had a sense of superiority in his heart.
Anyway, I just want you to know that I have a son who often works miracles, so that you can be envious and jealous.
Regarding his father's mentality, Li Zhi secretly pouted.