It can be imagined how scary it is to roar on the Qinhuai River in the quiet of the night.

The painting boat soon fell into a panic, and the awakened seekers and girls were first stunned, not knowing what was happening, and then began to panic, and the painting boat suddenly ran wolf and pigs, chickens and dogs jumped, mixed with men's scolding, women's screams, and the hustle and bustle was extremely lively.

Fang Zheng is a person who likes to be lively, and the scene in front of him obviously achieved the effect he needed.

Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, waved his big hand, and all the sergeants boarded the painting boat one after another.

In the hall of the painting boat, men and women were running around in disheveled clothes and disheveled, with irrepressible horror on their faces, and the luxuriously furnished hall was already in disarray, as if they had been trampled by a herd of crazy bison.

Fang Zheng frowned, and the soldiers rushed in like wolves, and after a period of purging, the scene finally calmed down.

"Stand still! Line up and look at you bears! Fang Zheng reprimanded the guest with righteous words, glanced at it, but found that there were several girls in the crowd with very good looks and figures, Fang Zheng smiled brightly, and was about to step forward to tease him, when a soldier suddenly shouted: "My lord, someone wants to run!" ”

Fang Zheng was refreshed when he heard this, and finally waited! It has been mentioned in countless old-fashioned movies and books, but whenever someone runs away, they must have done something unseemly and have a weak heart.

Maybe this young master will catch a Jiangyang thief or a court criminal tonight, and make a contribution to the court, the emperor is happy, and reward me with tens of thousands of taels of silver or something...... Young Master Fang was thinking with wishful thinking.

"Hurry up, go after it! Arrest him! Fang Zheng gave the order without hesitation, and suddenly more than a dozen soldiers took the order, rushed into the second half of the painting boat, shouting and chasing, and the hall was noisy just after it was quiet.

Soldiers kept coming in to report on the latest developments in the arrests.

"My lord, the man is not wearing clothes."

"My lord, that man is very agile."

"My lord, that man has already run to the end of the painting boat, and he can't run."

Fang Zheng was interested when he heard this, and he didn't care about the girl for the time being, and led the soldiers to rush to the end of the painting boat.

Before the man arrived, he heard a plop, and then a soldier shouted, "My lord, that man has dived!" ”

The look on Fang Zheng's face became more and more excited, according to convention, the more difficult it is to catch the person, the more valuable it is, which means that the greater the merit he makes, the more the emperor will reward......

Rake the side of the boat with his hand, Fang Zheng leaned up to take a look, under the night, there was a rare figure of white flowers in the water, fluttering in the cold and dark Qinhuai River, and after a closer look, he was really not wearing clothes.

Fang Zheng frowned and said, "It's too unusual!" This person not only runs naked, but also swims naked, with very low moral quality and no shame! ”

Standing up straight, Fang Zheng shouted, "Who knows how to be water-based?" If you go down a few people, you must catch that kid for the official! ”

A soldier was shocked and said, "My lord, this person doesn't seem to be able to understand water......

Fang Zheng hurried up to take a look, and saw that the person in the water was really not very water-permeable, and he was quite decent at the beginning, but now he seemed to be a little exhausted, and it was as if he had flashed his waist in the water, and the paddling action gradually became a little flustered, and then he began to dance and flutter in the water fiercely.

Fang Zheng was happy when he saw this, this kid is really lacking in heart, he can't be watery, why are you jumping into the water? Isn't this looking for death?

The people in the water were also anxious at this time, and they tried their best to temporarily expose their heads to the water, and shouted hoarsely: "Help! ”

Then he involuntarily sank, his hands and feet began to flutter again, and he saw that he was unable to struggle any longer.

Fang Zheng said in surprise: "Why does this voice sound so familiar?" ”

After careful inspection, the body of the person in the water was white and fat, and a large amount of white flesh looked very dazzling in the dark river water. It sounds familiar, and it looks ...... More familiar.

"Hurry down and get the man up." Fang Zheng said to a few soldiers who knew how to be watery.

The soldiers jumped down in twos and threes, and it took a lot of effort to get the man up.

The person is not dead, but he is dying, and it is estimated that he has drunk a lot of river water, and his originally fat body is now bulging like a large hydrogen balloon, like a character in a cartoon, and a needle will fly all over the world.

Fang Zheng was immediately dumbfounded when he saw this person, his originally smiling expression suddenly became extremely sad, as if he had lost a loved one, as if he had lost his loved ones, and with all his strength, Fang Zheng said sadly: "Fatty! How could it be you? ”

The person who was rescued was none other than the fourth son of the current emperor, Fu Wang Zhou was not sick, and the fat man was also.

Stomping his feet, Fang Zheng shouted at the soldiers who were standing blankly around him, "What are you still doing? Save people! Help wake him up! ”

The soldiers woke up like a dream, and hurriedly came to the rescue, moving their bodies, pinching people, and squeezing their bellies, and the scene was chaotic.

Fang Zheng shook his head and said hurriedly: "It's not right for you to do this, it's very unscientific, you need artificial respiration!" ”

The soldiers looked at each other stupidly, how could they understand what artificial respiration was?

Fang Zheng stomped his feet again: "It's just mouth-to-mouth blowing, do you understand blowing?" ”

His head was sweating, Fang Zheng rushed forward with an arrow step, and wanted to go up to artificial respiration in person, but the fat man's fat and thick mouth in his eyes was reflected in his eyes, Fang Zheng hesitated, stood up, pointed to one of the soldiers and said, "You come!" ”

The soldier looked at the fat man's lips and frowned, and wanted to refuse to carry out this very inhumane order, but when he saw Fang Zheng's face that was eager to kill, the soldier had no choice but to make a bitter face and began to blow into the fat man's big mouth......

Fang Zheng couldn't bear to turn his head away, unwilling to see this tragic scene again......

After rescuing him for a long time, the fat man finally woke up, coughed incessantly, and then spit out a lot of river water.

Fang Zheng was overjoyed, rushed forward and exclaimed, "Fat man, fat brother! I...... It's too late! ”

The fat man gasped weakly: "...... Brother Fang, it's over, I'm not dead yet......"

“…………”

hurriedly put on clothes for the fat man, and sent someone to boil a bowl of ginger soup to ward off the cold, after the fat man drank it, he finally recovered a little spirit, Fang Zheng was curious: "Why are you on this painting boat?" ”

The fat man smiled bitterly: "...... The man appears on the boat, and to paraphrase you, this is a very reasonable and logical thing......"

Fang Zheng smiled dryly: "...... That's right,—— but no one else is running, what are you running alone? And running naked, how ugly! ”

The fat man said sadly: "Do you think I am willing to run naked? I didn't think someone was going to assassinate me, but I didn't bring the guards out today, so many people were shouting outside, it was you, could you run away? ”

"Then you can't jump into the water, you can't be water-based, isn't this looking for death?"

The fat man's nose was sour when he heard this, and the tears of grievance finally flowed down: "I'm unlucky!" Bad luck! I was running, but when my feet slipped, I stepped on the side of the boat and fell into the water. ”

Everyone showed sympathy.

"I haven't asked you yet, why are you bringing so many people here?"

Fang Zheng sneered: "What, on the orders of your father, rectify the brothel......

The fat man said angrily: "You fix yours, I'll go to the painting boat to sleep with a girl to provoke you?" Look at the one who hurt me, that's a miserable one! ”

“…………”

"Also, I was just in a daze, and I felt that someone was blowing air on me, what do you mean? Who did this to you? ”

Fang Zheng was puzzled: "...... Fatty, people live for a lifetime, you don't have to figure out everything, really, it's better to live a foolish life than anything else......"

Needless to say, the fat man himself understood what was going on, and suddenly his face turned white, and cold sweat rained down, and then he finally couldn't help but let out a "wow" sound and vomited vividly.

"Fat Brother,...... Mourning. ”

"Gross-"

Inside the Pan Shang Shu Mansion.

Liu Shilang of the household department drank tea for a long time, looking leisurely.

Pan Shangshu smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said lightly: "Yuelin, the old man invited you over today, because I want to discuss something with you." ”

Liu Shilang smiled lightly: "Isn't the boss trying to control the brothel?" ”

Pan Shangshu nodded slowly: "Your intentions are good, but that Fang Zheng is really making a lot of trouble, and now the ministers of the court and the central government have complained to the old man, saying that Fang Zheng led people to beat and smash those places of wind and moon, and the people of the capital are very uneasy about this." ”

Liu Shilang said indifferently: "Boss, this matter seems to have nothing to do with the disciples, right?" ”

Pan Shangshu frowned and sighed: "...... The bell still needs to be tied to the bell, Yuelin, this matter arose because of your beloved son's unprovoked disaster, and the old man is also very sorry and sad for you, but you and I are the minister of the court, and I care about the people of the world, at this moment, we should let go of personal grievances, and don't disturb the people. ”

A sneering smile flashed on Liu Shilang's face, and then quickly returned to a flat expression.

"Boss, there is only one son in his life, although the dog is frivolous and unruly, but after all, he is born under the door, and he says indecent words, and he is an official all his life, making money, buying land and land, for no one else, but hoping to leave the dog a family business that does not worry about eating and drinking, so that he can pass on the incense of the Liu family under the door, and in the future, he is expected to spread the branches and leaves for the Liu family, and shine on the lintel. Now...... Alas! ”

Liu Shilang let out a long sigh, his expression looked gloomy, and even a little desperate: "...... The boss has the grace of cultivating and promoting the door, and this grace is unforgettable, but the boss can know that now the door is all about ashes, and the life of the door, the official to the three-grade squire, the silver is tens of thousands, but in the end, the door feels that it has finally become an empty, and the Liu family has been extinct since the door, and the door is really the family's sinners through the ages! ”

Saying that, Liu Shilang couldn't care about the decency of the officials, and cried in front of Pan Shangshu.

Pan Shangshu frowned secretly, then relaxed again, and said with relief: "Yuelin, please mourn, don't be too sad, whether you are an official or a person, we have to look forward, fortunately, Lingzi is still alive, his life is fine, and everything is thought of in a lenient place." Let go of depression, work as an errand, relieve the emperor's worries, and solve difficulties for the people. ”

Liu Shilang raised his sleeves to wipe his tears, and said sadly: "Master Xie said leniently, the door is rude." ”

Pan Shangshu smiled: "It's okay, you and I have known each other for more than ten years, and we don't need to be polite to each other." Lingzi suffered, you are very sad now, the old man should not have mentioned this matter again, but the people are in dire straits, and the old man is anxious, so he has to bring it up. That Fang Zheng is acting under the guise of being ordered, and now he is doing nonsense in the capital, if he doesn't stop it, I don't know what kind of disaster this person will cause, how many innocent people will be involved, Yuelin, this matter is imminent, you can't do it. ”

Liu Shilang lowered his head and didn't say anything for a long time.

Seeing this, Pan Shangshu couldn't help frowning again.

The two sat in front of the hall and were relatively silent, Pan Shangshu was treacherous and slippery, but his qi cultivation kung fu was not good, seeing Liu Shilang hanging his head and not reacting, he knew that he was thinking about it, and he didn't bother him, his eyes were half closed, and he began to recuperate.

After the time of a pillar of incense, Liu Shilang suddenly gritted his teeth, his eyes flashed a little resolutely, he got up and made a long gesture towards Pan Shangshu, and said: "Forgive me, my lord, there is a monstrous hatred in the hearts of the subordinates, and the dogs are destroyed in the hands of those thugs raised in the brothel, and the subordinates will seek justice for the dogs, and avenge the end of my Liu family!" Boss, the door is offended! ”

Pan Shangshu opened his eyes, a little disappointment and disbelief flashed in his eyes, and then he quickly regained his composure, and said with an indifferent smile: "Hehe, Yuelin, your mood can be understood by the old man, but now that Fang Zheng has made the Fengyue place in the capital chaotic, but he hasn't even caught anyone, he is simply messing around!" This son was born in a businessman, full of copper smell, and misconducted, if Yue Lin entrusts the hope of revenge to him, I am afraid that it is not human. Also, do you know that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has also invested a lot of money in these places of wind and moon? Now His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is afraid that he is also deeply dissatisfied with you, Yuelin, the old man hopes that you will not go the wrong way. ”

Liu Shilang said hatefully: "Boss, why not give up this wealth and glory under the door?" If this revenge is not avenged, what face do I, Liu Yuelin, have to go to see the ancestors and ancestors under the Nine Springs? Please forgive the subordinates for being presumptuous, even though Fang Zheng is not a person in a thousand ways, but in this matter, the subordinates think that he has done a good job! Loyalty and filial piety are difficult to achieve both, no queen is already a great unfilial piety, if the door does not even have the courage to avenge the dog, how to have the face to face the dog? ”

Pan Shangshu's face finally changed a little, his eyes were gloomy, and he asked in a deep voice, "Yuelin, have you really decided?" You have to think carefully, don't offend the ministers, offend the prince, and offend the world for a trivial matter. ”

Liu Shilang laughed loudly and said with pathos: "So what? If the people of the world bear me, will I not be able to bear the people of the world? ”

Pan Shangshu's face was half blue and half white when he heard this, and the old hand who was as thin as a dead wood grabbed the armrest of the Taishi chair beside him, and then slowly let go, his face returned to normal, and there was a smile on his face, and he said: "In this way, the old man can't help it, hehe, Yuelin, let's do it myself." ”

After speaking, Pan Shangshu picked up the tea bowl on the table and took a sip gently.

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