Chapter 65: Help Me Mention It
When the Liu family broke into Xu's mansion, Xu Shen entered the palace overnight.
Emperor Jing, who was already about to rest, was very surprised to see that although he had picked it up, he could still see that he was embarrassed and hasty.
Xu Shen knelt down first and pleaded: "The minister's appearance is not neat, and the palace is out of order, and he begs His Majesty for forgiveness." ”
Emperor Jing sat on the dragon chair in a homely robe, and when he saw this, he hurriedly said: "Xu Qing get up and speak quickly - what's going on, why is it so embarrassing?" ”
Xu Shen smiled bitterly, "It is said that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, but Weichen had to enter the palace late at night to disturb His Majesty, which is really a helpless move!" ”
As he spoke, he told what was happening at home without reservation, and took out a stack of official documents in his arms.
"Master Liu must have heard the news to the Xu Mansion, Weichen was worried that someone would take advantage of the chaos to take these things, after thinking about it again and again, he decided to send it to you overnight to avoid accidents."
Gonggong Zhang on the side raised his eyes and glanced at him, and after receiving Emperor Jing's signal, he hurriedly stepped forward to take the document in Xu Shen's hand and presented it to Emperor Jing for a look.
Emperor Jing looked through it and asked casually, "Then why did the Liu family set fire to your sister?" ”
Xu Shen bowed and stood there, his tone bitter and sad: "It's also that Weichen is not strict in governing the family, and he didn't pay attention to the Liu's growing dissatisfaction and resentment towards his sister. It's all Wechen ......"
His tone was slightly choked, and he lowered his head deeply: "It's all Weichen's fault." ”
A large tear suddenly fell, smashing on the lichen in front of his feet, leaving a circle of wet marks.
Emperor Jing saw it clearly, and his cold expression eased: "Xu Qing is busy with state affairs on weekdays, and it is understandable that he failed to pay attention to the situation at home. Speaking of which, it is also the reason why the Liu family is too cautious - your family has suffered misfortunes one after another, and it is not a good feeling for me to hear this. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness." Xu Shen knelt down and said gratefully, "There is an accident in Weichen's family, his mother is old, and he is afraid that he will not be able to handle it alone, so I implore Your Majesty that Xu Weichen finish the affairs of the family first......"
Emperor Jing didn't embarrass him, and said with a pleasant face: "I will give you a month, and after you finish handling the family affairs, you will come back quickly to help me share my worries." Our court of the Great Zhou Dynasty is inseparable from you, a good prime minister who has done his best. ”
"Weichen is embarrassed, and he is ashamed." Xu Shen buried his head, expressed his loyalty again, and withdrew.
After Xu Shen left, Emperor Jing looked at the various incriminating evidence about the Liu family sent by Xu Shen, and asked Father-in-law Zhang casually, "What do you think about the Xu family?" ”
Gonggong Zhang glanced at Emperor Jing's expression, and then said: "The slave thinks that this Lord Xu is also unlucky, and he met Lord Liu's family - at the beginning, Lord Liu wanted to tie Lord Xu to a boat through family affairs, but Lord Xu was different from him, so he chose the master." In the past two years, Lord Liu has spoken ill of Lord Xu. ”
Emperor Jing smiled and said quite proudly: "At the beginning, Xu Qing was just a small head of the household, and I saw at a glance that this son was extraordinary, and I coldly saw that the proud scholar Liu of the spring breeze at that time even gave up his daughter in order to recruit him. Scholar Liu is now only afraid that he regrets not being at the beginning, and the good son-in-law selected by his discerning eyes has finally become his Liu family's life talisman. ”
Gonggong Zhang hurriedly said: "If you want to talk about discernment, Your Majesty is the one who knows the pearl." In the past two years, Lord Xu and Lord Liu have not even been able to make peace face-to-face, let alone make peace with each other. It's just that these two things happened today, the slave really couldn't imagine that the Liu family was like this...... Such a ......"
He seemed to not know how to describe it, frowning and racking his brains to think of adjectives.
Emperor Jing glanced at him and said with a smile: "Although the Liu family is jealous and arrogant, he can be regarded as a strong person. ”
There was a hint of appreciation in his words.
Gonggong Zhang didn't seem to expect it, and looked at Emperor Jing stupidly with a long mouth.
Emperor Jing laughed when he saw this, and closed the case file in his hand: "Xu Qing's family's idea is broken, I have already asked people to check it clearly. As long as he and that Wen Xiang abide by the rules of etiquette, it is not a big deal. Liu knew the truth, couldn't tolerate it, and did arson and hurt people, and he was also wronged. But afterwards, Liu did not hide or avoid, and also committed suicide by taking poison, which can be regarded as giving Xu Qing an explanation. This woman is also pitiful. ”
In the end, Emperor Jing sighed.
When Gonggong Zhang heard this, he couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for Xu Shen - Emperor Jing seemed to trust him so much, but even the Xu family's private affairs made it clear to everyone. Fortunately, Xu Shen has no second thoughts, and his dealings with Song Shizi are also under the nose of Emperor Jing, otherwise it is really hard to say what will happen in the future.
"Your Majesty can see it clearly." Gonggong Zhang hurriedly complimented: "Fortunately, His Majesty didn't really give that warm incense to the prince last time, if not, ......"
Speaking of Song Nanzhou's family affairs, Emperor Jing couldn't help but rub the corners of his forehead: "This was originally something that his father should worry about him, and he didn't want to end up on my head." That child's reputation is ugly like that, who is willing to marry his precious girl to him? I'm really going to die. ”
"Prince Cheng also trusts His Majesty." Gonggong Zhang smiled and tested the temperature of the water in the cup with the back of his hand before handing it to Emperor Jing: "It's late at night, the slave maid took matters into her own hands and brewed honey water for you." ”
Emperor Jing glanced at it with disgust, but still took the honey water and took a sip: "It's just you, an old thing, and you still remember what she said back then." What do you not drink tea before going to bed, do not drink tea on an empty stomach, do not drink tea with medication, and do not drink tea before and after meals......"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but sigh softly, revealing his nostalgia and memories that he would never show in front of people in the most gorgeous and noble place in the world.
Seeing this, Gonggong Zhang smiled boldly and said, "Look, not only the slave and maid remember, don't you also remember?" ”
Emperor Jing smiled, and sighed softly and helplessly: "How can you not remember?" ”
Unfortunately, the Yiren have passed away, and it is difficult to find their traces.
"In the blink of an eye, that kid is twenty." Deep in the palace, Emperor Jing looked at the palace lanterns for a while, came back to his senses, and frowned again, "I always have to find someone for him that suits him, and I won't have the face to see her until I get to the bottom of the Yellow Spring in the future." ”
On this topic, Gonggong Zhang didn't dare to express his opinion casually, so he bowed down and listened behind him with a smile.
Emperor Jing didn't need his opinion, and smiled to himself: "Fortunately, that rabbit cub has finally grown up recently-the seventh girl of the Jian'an Hou family is not unable to satisfy him." ”
The consternation in Gonggong Zhang's eyes couldn't be hidden, and he even lost his voice and called: "Your Majesty ......"
The seven girls, but His Majesty personally ordered them to enter the palace to serve!
Emperor Jing waved his hand, and the smile on his face faded: "What?" ”
Gonggong Zhang hurriedly lowered his head in surprise: "The slave is only afraid...... I'm afraid that the Hou Mansion of Jian'an will refuse. It's not ...... If you are not willing, I am afraid that the prince will be ...... in the future. It can't be so wishy-washy. ”
Emperor Jing listened to this, thinking about the disagreement between the Xu Mansion and the Liu Mansion, and nodded thoughtfully: "Your worries are also a little reasonable-the little boy of Jian'an Hou also likes fist and foot kung fu, tomorrow you think of a reason to take him to the Wuxiang camp to have a look." ”
With the same hobby, maybe everyone in Jian'an Hou Mansion can change their opinion of that kid because of this.
Gonggong Zhang bowed lower, "Your Majesty, rest assured, the slave will definitely handle this matter." ”
……
The next day, Wen Xiang, who hadn't rested all night, heard the follow-up to the Xufu incident-
Xu Shen entered the palace late at night, and it didn't take long for Emperor Jing to issue an order to put Liu Daxue and his sons, who were involved in risk, corruption, bribery, reckless human life, and buying and selling official positions, into prison.
Wen Xiang was speechless for a long time.
She was worried that Xu Shen would suffer a loss, but she didn't expect this to be the result in the end.
"Think Xu Xiang is too ruthless?" Song Nanzhou saw that she was silent, so he guessed casually.
Wen Xiang really admires this person, and says that he is a master of observing words and feelings, but this person doesn't even need to look at her face to know what she thinks in her heart, which is more like a goblin than her finger spirit.
"The Liu family just died of a daughter." According to their speculation last night, Xu Shen was the culprit of this tragedy. But in the end, not only did the Liu family die, but the entire Liu family was collapsed by him.
I don't know if he will feel a little guilty about the dead Liu.
"Although the Liu family ended up miserable, in the final analysis, it was the Liu family themselves who stood in the wrong position, and it was only a matter of time before something happened." Song Nanzhou said lightly: "Xu Xiang seems to be ruthless, but he has already begged for the grace of life for the two children of the Liu family who are less than three years old in front of the emperor, and it can be regarded as leaving roots for the Liu family." ”
Wen Xiang felt a little more comfortable when she heard this, "Okay, don't comfort me, isn't today's semi-final also very important?" You go get busy. ”
She said weakly.
Song Nanzhou took two steps outside, paused, and said lightly: "Don't think nonsense, even if you don't have Xu Wenxiang's body, there will be other ways." ”
Wen Xiang smiled at him, and then lowered the corners of her mouth again, she smiled like a flower, and he couldn't see it.
"Thank you for comforting me." She waved at him, "I want to get some sleep." ”
Song Nanzhou didn't say anything anymore, turned around and went out.
……
Today's game is even hotter and more exciting than yesterday.
But Song Nanzhou, who was sitting under the stands, was a little absent-minded.
Someone slapped him on the shoulder, and it was the little boy whose excited eyes were shining in the Jian'an Hou Mansion: "Brother Song, Brother Song, this competition is really exciting." I heard that you planned and arranged it all by yourself? You're amazing! ”
"If Brother Qin likes it, you might as well come again tomorrow." Song Nanzhou gathered his mind and said to him with a smile: "Tomorrow is the final day, and it will be more exciting to come." ”
That Qin Xiaogongzi immediately clapped his hands and nodded hurriedly: "Come on, I will definitely come again tomorrow." ”
At this time, the fight on the field was more exciting, and Qin Xiaogongzi didn't care about talking to Song Nanzhou anymore, and shouted loudly: "Good, good!" ”
I really didn't expect that this Wuxiang camp, which everyone is discolored and despised by everyone, is really a person with real skills, interesting.
Qin Xiaogongzi thought so.
Song Nanzhou saw that his attention was all on the ring, so he lowered his head again and turned the blood jade wrench on his thumb.
From the morning when she said she wanted to sleep for a while, until now, there has been no movement at all.
This person has always loved to join in the fun, and the excitement of watching the game yesterday was just like Qin Xiaogongzi beside him, although he didn't speak, but there was no moment of quiet and honesty on his thumb.
Today's quietness is extraordinarily abnormal.
Could it be that she has no intention of watching the game, and is still worried about Xu Shen?
Song Nanzhou frowned slightly, and his face was a little unsightly.
"Lord Shizi, this is the wrench...... What's so strange about it? Father-in-law Zhang on the other side of him couldn't help but ask, "The slave has been watching you for a long time." ”
Song Nanzhou quickly put down his hand, smiled at Father-in-law Zhang, and said, "It's not that there's anything peculiar, I'm just thinking about things, which makes Father-in-law worried." ”
Gonggong Zhang mistakenly thought that Song Nanzhou had no intention of watching the game, but was worrying about Concubine Yi's mother, so he took advantage of everyone's inattention and quickly comforted him: "The prince doesn't need to worry too much, there will always be a way." ”
Song Nanzhou smiled at him gratefully, and was about to speak, when out of the corner of his eye, he saw a person running towards him in a panic with disheveled clothes.
His running movements were a little strange, obviously he looked like a man, but he grabbed the placket of his clothes with both hands, and ran in a panic like a girl.
?
Song Nanzhou's brows jumped sharply, and Huo stood up.
"The prince?" Grandpa Zhang was taken aback.
"I suddenly remembered one thing, my father-in-law sat widely." Song Nanzhou said that, and turned around to entrust the matter of the game to Mu Shizhong, who was watching the game intently, and then walked towards the "Jiang Xinghuai" who was waving vigorously at his feet and squeezing his eyebrows.
Fortunately, at this time, most people's attention was attracted by the competition in the ring, but no one paid attention to Jiang Xinghuai, who was usually like a mouse seeing a cat, and Jiang Xinghuai, who was like a mouse seeing a cat, would take the initiative to find Song Nanzhou so enthusiastically.
"Lord Shizi......" Seeing that Song Nanzhou finally came to him, "Jiang Xinghuai" pouted, dragging his crying voice and about to start crying.
Song Nanzhou glanced at the people around him, and then at the familiar expression of grievance, only to feel that the green tendons in the corners of his forehead were jumping more cheerfully, "Shut up!" Come with me. ”
Closing the door and cutting off the sight and sound from the outside, Song Nanzhou clasped his hands to his chest and looked at "Jiang Xinghuai" who was standing in front of him nervously and disheveled, "Anyway, what's going on?" How did you become him? ”
"Woo woo ......" saw the white chopped chicken "Jiang Xinghuai" in her mouth in the past, hiding her face and crying bitterly: "I don't know what's going on, I'll close my eyes and sleep after you leave." When I heard the cheers outside, I knew the game was on, and I was about to open my eyes to watch the game, but as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw ...... I saw myself become a white chicken! ”
This person who is crying with his clothes is not Wen Xiang?
In fact, when she opened her eyes just now, the first thing she saw was not that she had become a man, but that there was a man standing side by side with him, holding his bird in his hand, and in her hand, she also carried a ...... that she would never have physically had before Birds!
At that moment, Wen Xiang's scalp exploded, and her mother turned around and ran, ignoring the scolding of the innocent person behind her who had urinated all over her body.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he became a man, still a man who was peeing with a bird in his hand, and Wen Xiang was so frightened that her legs and stomach cramped.
In a panic and confusion, the only person she could think of for help was Song Nanzhou.
Song Nanzhou listened to Wen Xiang's cry expressionlessly, and then looked at the pitiful appearance of the seven-foot man crying with a handful of tears and snot, he ...... I couldn't help but block my eyes with my hand.
"Don't cry yet." The impact on him was no less than that of Wen Xiang, "Let's sort it out first, you just became a ...... When he became Jiang Xinghuai, was he dead or alive? ”
Wen Xiang blinked her eyes that were still with tears, and thought about it with her mouth open: "It should be alive." ”
I was able to pee with people, and I didn't fall to the ground, and I only had some flesh wounds on my body, and I didn't feel particularly uncomfortable.
Song Nanzhou frowned, "Xu Wenxiang's state at that time was half-dead......
"It can't be said to be half-dead." Wen Xiang interrupted him: "Every time I hear the Liu family talk about it, it is said that she is dead and has long lost her breath. ”
Song Nanzhou thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of a reason, "This thing is full of strange ......"
"Don't worry about what's going on here, dear!" Wen Xiang was dying: "What should I do now?" I'm like this, ahh......hh I just touched it...... Ahhh ”
It's horrible, it's disgusting!
She brought a "handle" that she had never had before, but what should she do!
Song Nanzhou grabbed Wen Xiang, who was about to run out to wash his hands, and asked with a frown, "What did you touch just now?" ”
When he asked, Wen Xiang remembered what she had touched just now, her throat moved, and she almost vomited, holding back tears in her eyes.
Song Nanzhou knew what she had touched, her face was also dark and heavy, and with a little unconscious embarrassment, she let go of her hand holding Wen Xiang's collar.
……
Outside, the cheers rose higher and higher.
Wen Xiang and Song Nanzhou in the room stared at each other with big eyes.
"Why don't I ...... first? Wash your hands first? Wen Xiang couldn't stand the silence of this embarrassing dead man, and tentatively walked towards Song Nanzhou's clean room.
As the highest-ranking leader in the Wuxiang battalion, Song Nanzhou has the right to use the private toilet alone.
Song Nanzhou opened his eyes as if he was out of sight and out of mind, waved at her impatiently, and motioned for her to hurry in.
Listening to the sound of washing his hands coming from inside, Song Nanzhou pinched his eyebrows, and until this time he still couldn't believe that he would encounter such a thing.
After a while, he heard the sound of kick-and-tap footsteps.
When I raised my eyes and looked over, I saw Wen Xiang holding her lower abdomen with her hands, holding her two legs, and her face was flushed against Jiang Xinghuai, and she walked out twisted.
She looked at Song Nanzhou's furrowed brows, and still begged in a low voice: "Little brother Shizi, please help me......"
Song Nanzhou kept a straight face, looking at this disobedient face expressionlessly, "What do you want me to do for you?" ”
Wen Xiang couldn't bury her head in the crack in the ground, her voice was a little quieter, and she almost spoke: "I didn't finish urinating just now, I want to relieve ......."
Song Nanzhou resisted the urge to reach out and pluck his ears, "What did you say?" ”
Wen Xiang's face was so red that she was almost dripping blood, she Huo looked up, anyway, she had already said it once just now, and this time she simply let it out, "I want to pee!" ”
The corners of Song Nanzhou's mouth twitched frantically, this time he couldn't doubt his ears, "You want me to help you...... Pee? ”
He endured it, but he still couldn't hold it back, squeezed his fist and said viciously: "Your thing doesn't grow on me, how can I help you pee?" ”
"You help me...... Help me carry it. In order not to let herself be suffocated by urine, Wen Xiang still endured the shame and said this, so she saw Song Nanzhou's black face that was comparable to the bottom of the pot.
Seeing that his nose was fluttering and he was about to have a seizure, Wen Xiang hurriedly said bitterly: "I haven't touched this thing since I was a child, I'm afraid...... You can help me. ”
Song Nanzhou's expression staring at her somehow eased a little, he took a deep breath, strode towards the clean room as if he was dead, and saw Wen Xiang still holding his lower abdomen and standing there in a daze, he couldn't help but roar angrily: "Don't hurry up and keep up!" ”
Wen Xiang was dizzy from yelling, but she still obediently followed him in.
In fact, for such a private matter, she was really embarrassed to ask Song Nanzhou for help, but the person she knew, except for Song Nanzhou, was Tang Shaozong.
She didn't dare to touch it herself, Tang Shaozong was playing outside, and she had no choice but to ask for help.
……
Although Wen Xiang's shy whole body was trembling, listening to the sound of running water, Wen Xiang closed her eyes and kept hypnotizing herself in her heart, "This is not me, this is Jiang Xinghuai, this is not me, not me, not me and peeing standing up"!
Although her whole body was red with shame, Wen Xiang, who had successfully discharged the liquid in her body, still felt a burst of relief, and just as she was gradually relaxing, suddenly, the door of the clean room was pushed open without warning-
"Song Da, come and judge with us. I said that Lin San's trick of stealing peaches just now was too lewd, and he still wouldn......'t admit it" Tang Shaozong stood at the door with straight eyes, looking at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, "You, you...... What's going on? ”
Before he could finish speaking, someone had already lifted it from behind, and Lin San came out: "Why do you look like you've seen a ghost, what ......do you see?"
Before he could finish speaking, he also gasped for breath, revealing the appearance of seeing a ghost.
The four people inside and outside the house stared at each other blankly.
"Ahh Wen Xiang, who was the first to come back to her senses, screamed loudly, and the roof was almost torn over by her.
Song Nanzhou covered her mouth, frowned and shouted, "Shut up!" ”
Wen Xiang looked at him in horror, her straight eyes slowly fell, and she fell on the big hand that covered her mouth, and suddenly rose up and shook Song Nanzhou's hand away, "You, you, have you washed your hands, just cover my mouth!" ”
If she remembered correctly, he had used this hand to help her lift that thing!
"Phew!" Wen Xiang spat while jumping to her feet.
So there was another Song Nanzhou for petrified people.
The three of them looked at "Jiang Xinghuai" with two big white legs, throwing the life, roots, and children in it, jumping up and down like monkeys.
"Is he crazy?" Tang Shaozong muttered.
"Am I having a problem with my eyes?" Lin San raised his hand and rubbed his eyes.
Song Nanzhou finally came to his senses, gritted his teeth and walked over to hold down Wen Xiang, squatted down and lifted her pants, covering what he wanted to cut with a knife!