Chapter 319: If you force me, I will cut myself!

After Yuan Tan went back, he found the captain of the garrison of the pig farm, who was also his former guard with a knife, Zhao Ping.

"Zhao Ping, has your daughter married?"

Zhao Ping wanted to cry when he mentioned this, and said: "Lord, my daughter eats too fat, and she really can't get married." ”

"I'll marry you a family." Yuan Tan showed the caring demeanor of a great leader.

Zhao Ping must have been so excited to be cared for by the big leader, "The lord actually gave my daughter a marriage in person, which one is it?" ”

"Marry Your Majesty." Yuan Tan said with a smile.

"Ahh Zhao Ping fell to his knees in fright, "How is this possible!" He was completely shocked, he also thought that if the lord personally gave the marriage, he would definitely be a good person, but he didn't expect it to be so good.

"But will Your Majesty take a fancy to my daughter?"

"You don't have to worry about this, send your daughter over tomorrow, and I'll take it to see Your Majesty." Yuan Tan affirmed.

Half an hour later.

Zhao Ping rushed into the courtyard of his house, and he couldn't even bother to wipe it, "Daughter-in-law, son, daughter-in-law, you all come out, big things, big things!" ”

He roared.

"Dad, save me!" Suddenly, there was another roar.

Zhao Ping saw that at the door of the wing room next to him, his daughter's huge body was pressed against her brother's body.

"Give me the trotters, or I'll crush you!" Zhao Feique shouted furiously, and his fat hand pressed straight to his brother's face.

"My sister can't eat anymore, and she really can't get married if she eats again!" Brother Zhao Feihu screamed miserably. I thought that if you can't get married, won't you eat your father for the rest of your life and eat me for the rest of your life, and my daughter-in-law can't marry me at home.

It looks like this is really a good brother, for the sake of his sister, it's really open-minded.

"I just want to eat, I'm hungry, whoever doesn't let me eat, I'll fight with whom!" Zhao Feique pounced, and her three-hundred-pound body pressed down on her brother's thin arm.

Zhao Ping and his daughter-in-law hurriedly rushed up and dragged it.

But three hundred catties really can't be pulled.

It wasn't until Zhao Feique pounced on the ground and ate all the pig's trotters that the situation eased.

Zhao Ping wiped his sweat, his daughter was good in all aspects, but after eating fat, her temper became extremely manic.

"How can you get married, your father's wife can't afford to support you!" Zhao Ping's daughter-in-law, Wang, cried.

Wang and her son were devastated at the moment.

Zhao Feique was lying on the ground panting, after all, although he ate pig's trotters, he couldn't breathe after a toss. But looking at the satisfied expression, it seems that except for before eating, there is no need for any other female morality and shame.

However, at this moment, Zhao Ping stood proudly.

"Husband, why aren't you panicking at all?"

"Dad, your daughter has become like this, you are still so calm and calm, is this really good?"

Zhao Ping stood with his hands in his hands and said, "I have to be so calm and calm, because I have found a good family for your sister to marry her." ”

"Which one is so stupid?" Zhao Feihu's eyes widened.

Disheveled~

Wang slapped his son on the head and said excitedly: "Which family is willing to marry my daughter, the bride price is optional, and the dowry can be given more!" ”

"Your Majesty!" Zhao Ping said lightly.

"The man's name is Your Majesty, this name is quite strange...... what! Your Majesty! ”

Wang and his son were shocked.

Zhao Ping looked at the stunned family members, and suddenly dared to take me to pretend to be forced to fly with me.

"You've drunk too much, haven't you?" Wang was furious, "You are her own father, how can you make such a joke on such a big matter?" ”

Such a thing is tantamount to flying on a branch and becoming a phoenix, and it is human nature to be untrustworthy.

Zhao Ping smiled: "It's true, the prime minister personally summoned him and said that he wanted to marry our daughter!" ”

"So many beautiful girls, why are you looking for my sister?" Zhao Feihu was suspicious, "There must be something here, right?" ”

Zhao Ping looked at his son approvingly, and said, "Your father and I were the prime minister's henchmen with knives and guards back then, and now we are also guarding such a very important unit as the farm. My daughter, who is also the prime minister's henchman. ”

"Girl, when you enter the palace, you have to listen to the prime minister."

Zhao Feique has been listening dumbly, not believing that he can become a queen at all, and finally reacted at this moment, "Chatter...... I'm going to be a queen!" Hurry up and make me five catties of braised pork, I want to make up for it! ”

Chattering laughter rang out, and a frightening group of pastoral dogs playing on the street scattered in all directions.

Vertical day.

In the palace hall, hundreds of officials paid attention to Prime Minister Yuan.

"Prime Minister, you said that there is a better candidate today, I wonder if you have come?" Emperor Han Xian didn't sit down after he went to court, and he began to ask impatiently.

Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty was very anxious, after all, he was already the age of blood and strength, and he had never enjoyed a woman. If you always read villain books, you can't hold the fire even more.

"Your Majesty, you are really witty, how did you know that the old minister brought it." Yuan Tan said lightly.

Emperor Han Xian is about to cry, you are already the third generation of national thieves in my Han family, but you are the youngest, you old wool, don't play with me, quickly bring it up and take a look.

Less.

When Zhao Feique walked up to the main hall with elegant lotus steps, the hundred officials on both sides of the enemy were all turbulent.

What kind of waist is the waist, the waist of the thousand-year-old poplar. What kind of legs are legs, folded elephant legs.

It's just twisting the waist, it's like a pig dancing a peacock dance. The old bat said that he was a little butterfly.

As Zhao Feique waved his handkerchief, pretending to be ashamed, the officials almost vomited.

Especially Ma Riyan and them, they are all broken, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I thought that the national thief was good, but I didn't expect to finally show his shameless fangs, and a guy sucked our blood trough dry.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty sat on the dragon platform, trembling like a break dance.

Zhao Feique suddenly felt comfortable, and he looked shocked by his beauty, you look dumbfounded, it's really shy.

"This woman looks better than yesterday's?" Ma Riyan shuddered.

"yes, I think it's good."

As Yuan Tan stood with his hands in his hands, Zhao Feique looked at the sky at forty-five degrees.

"Hehe, the prime minister's aesthetic concept really disagrees." Uncle Dong Cheng suffered.

Emperor Han Xian became miserable, like a coward rushing to the battlefield.

"I won't marry her if I kill her, she's just a pig! It's not as strong as the five pigs before! ”

Guo Tu and they were also shocked, it seems that the lord's idea is good, but Emperor Han Xian is afraid that he will not marry such a daughter-in-law, right?

Sure enough, Emperor Han Xian resolutely picked up the inkstone, "Prime Minister, if you force me, I will cut myself!" I'm real this time! ”

After saying that, he aimed at his head.

Ma Riyan and they were shocked, Your Majesty, he should judge himself, but you cut yourself!

There is no other great country thief in the world, and I have never seen a situation where His Majesty wants to judge himself in front of a national thief.

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