Chapter 8 Shampoo has a bird's use
"Daddy......." Yuan Shang quietly chased after him, wiping his tears and coquettishly.
Yuan Shao was very angry, but when he saw the five-fingered mountain on Yuan Shang's face, his heart softened a lot.
"You don't fight yourself! Who's to blame? Yuan Shao had to punish Yuan Shang and the others like this, because Yuan Tan's military spirit was completely up. If he does not do so, his prestige as a lord will fall. "Don't think that your mother can do whatever you want if she spoils you, if you go on like this, I tell you clearly, I will definitely pass on my inheritance to your eldest brother in the future."
"Daddy!" Yuan Shang knelt on the ground in fright, and rushed over and hugged Yuan Shao's thick legs.
"Hey......." Yuan Shaochang sighed and touched his youngest son's head, "Your eldest brother has developed a skill, and Shibei has been impressed for three days." In the future, you will also have to take dim sum and increase your skills, and there is still a long way to go in the future...... ”
Yuan Shang cried happily.
………… (Evil next time pretending to force the dividing line)
After Yuan Tan woke up, he saw a pair of worried eyes, it was his daughter-in-law Zhen Ji.
"Daughter-in-law fan~."
"Husband~!" When Zhen Ji saw him wake up, she pounced with a look of surprise. His husband is a hero of the world, and those people are all wrong about him. This is the real him, his husband.
Who knew that he was knocked down by Yuan Tan instead.
When the maids saw the next action of the eldest prince, they were immediately frightened and retreated.
"The eldest prince just woke up from a coma, so brave?"
"Of course, heroes are like that."
"I'd love to see it."
"It's not good to peek, you don't see that I have such thoughts." After the little maid finished speaking, she ran to the window and looked in.
An hour later, I saw that Zhen Ji couldn't do it.
Since I drank the Kidney Treasure Secret Medicine, it was really amazing, everything was as you like.
Only then did he spare his daughter-in-law.
"Ding! Lord Yuan Tan is so good, there is still a chance to draw a lottery, hurry up, I can't wait. ”
Hearing the charming voice, Yuan Tan's face turned pale, and the fire that he had finally suppressed was provoked by the maid Xiaomei again.
What did you say to airdrop a kidney treasure secret medicine for me?
The size is arbitrary, the shape is arbitrary, the time is controllable, and the golden gun does not fall, which is really annoying.
Sooner or later, one day I'll go in and give you the Fa-rectification on the spot.
"If the master can dominate the world, Xiaomei is willing to dedicate herself to Lord Yuan Tan!"
"And this kind of good thing, you wait for me, watch Lao Tzu take you and pretend to take you to fly."
"Let's start the lottery......." Yuan Tan hugged Zhen Ji's delicate body and said lazily in his consciousness.
This time I have accumulated so much pretending value, it must be a good thing.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for receiving a bottle of infinite shampoo. ”
it, system!
"Lao Tzu was completely defeated by you, Lao Tzu wants shampoo and shampoo to have a bird? You say, what's the use of birds? ”
Yuan Tan's face was pale and he wailed, "Xiaomei, it's a shame that Lao Tzu trusts you so much, takes you to pretend to be forced to fly, and creates such a good figure and appearance for you, this is obviously the master of the pit." Lord Ben, I've finally accumulated so many pretending values, and you're giving me such a shitty thing? ”
Do you think pretending to be a simple thing to do?
Squeezed Yuan Shao's face with shampoo and he abdicated?
"Ding! Lord Yuan Tan, okay, little beautiful love adult! It's an infinite shampoo. As long as you squeeze it, the shampoo will come out, and the charm of the whole body will be greatly increased! ”
Infinite shampoo? Can it last a lifetime?
Yuan Tan was in a better mood at this time.
When he came here, he found that only soap horns were bathing, and it was very unpleasant to wash his hair with soap in later life, let alone this kind of soap now. Not to mention the decontamination ability, the hair also has a strange smell.
It would be great to have this shampoo.
If you look at it this way, it's still not a loss.
Thinking of this, he sniffed it, and his face suddenly changed. I didn't think it before, but now I smell it, even Zhen Ji's hair is not fragrant, and it smells oily.
Zhen Ji immediately blushed, "Husband, the concubine will go to the bath immediately." ”
"No, no, you can't take a bath, those soaps don't smell, there is no hair nourishing essence, you see that your hair is split at a young age."
Zhen Ji is worried, so how can she please her husband.
"It doesn't matter, my husband has this." After speaking, Yuan Tan took out a bottle from his crotch. It's really clear at a glance on the bed, and there is still a place to take it out, so I have to shamelessly choose the crotch.
Zhen Ji is loyal to a hundred, love makes her crazy, and she doesn't care about some strange things at all.
"Wow, what a beautiful bottle, what kind of material is soft?"
"It's a shampoo shampoo, I got it from far away. After using it, it nourishes hair, is smooth and moisturized, and has a fragrant fragrance. Ay? What about people? ”
Yuan Tan stood on the bed to give a speech, looked down at his crotch, and his daughter-in-law was gone.
Less.
"Madam, this shampoo is really a fetish." The personal maid Xiaoli looked at Zhen Ji with stunning eyes and touched her hair at the same time. Before, the only thing she could compare to Madame was her hair. I was going to seduce the eldest prince with this.
But now, Madame not only has smooth and moist hair, but that aroma cannot be compared with even the best spices.
"Husband!" Zhen Ji threw herself into Yuan Tan's arms, her hair arching.
"It's so fragrant~." Yuan Tan was suddenly furious, this taste is simply a combination of classical beauties and modern supermodels.
"Xiaomei, it seems that Lord Ben is wrong to blame you, this shampoo is really a rare bedding!"
"Ding! Lord Yuan Tan is so good! ”
Zhen Ji felt that she was so happy, and she shook her hair, which suddenly attracted the envy and jealousy of a room of little girls.
"Eldest son, Master Chen Lin is here."
Someone outside was reported.
Yuan Tan had no choice but to let go of some itchy moods and go out to do business.
Outer hall.
Chen Lin came, carrying the wooden box with two people, and said happily: "Eldest son, the lord has rewarded you with fifty times." ”
"Only fifty times? Sending a meal away? Yuan Tan felt that this cheap old man was too picky.
"The eldest prince, there are really a lot, and the lord has only rewarded the third prince for twenty times in the past." Chen Lin happily stretched out two fingers.
"That's right." Yuan Tan looked at Chen Lin's attributes, when did he become one hundred loyal? I didn't get anything with him. It's weird.
Yuan Tan didn't know that since he succeeded in pretending to be coerced, the people who followed him also followed him everywhere.
Chen Lin's current mood is still at the time when he was pretending to be forced with the trial just now. Since the eldest prince worked hard, he was arrogant everywhere he went, who saw a disrespectful shout of Mr. Chen?
"How much money do I have besides these fifty times." Yuan Tan asked his master.
"There are five runs left." Chen Lin replied.
Yuan Tan's face immediately darkened, the one who was pierced by his soul was really a second goods, he didn't know about corruption? deserves to be sad and urge his life to hang, and he really can't blame others.
"Where does the eldest prince need money?" Chen Lin felt that fifty times was really a lot, and she could spend a year.
Pure literati. Just these fifty runs, it's really not enough to reward the whole army. You must know that the whole army is now lying in the barracks. As a lord, isn't it still a human being if you don't reward him?