Chapter 3 Three visits to the thatched house, a boutique drama

Sima Hui made such a successful case, and Gongsun Kang had no intention of obstructing it. But it's okay to review from time to time.

Half a year later, Gongsun Kang came to Jingzhou again.

Those who came to his house for a party this time were Huang Chengyan, Shi Tao, Shi Guangyuan, Meng Jian, Meng Gongwei, Cui Zhouping, and Zhuge Kongming himself.

I still drink wine with a price higher than gold. It's still a rambling brag.

This time, it was Gongsun Kang who was the first to provoke the conversation, he stared at Zhuge Liang with blazing eyes, and said, "Kong Ming, your shelf is so big? Liu Bei went to visit you twice, and you didn't see anyone? ”

Zhuge Liang smiled bitterly, and the handsome little guy said in his heart: "I don't want to do this either, it was the teacher Mr. Sima Shuijing who asked me to make such a move." I also know it's roasting me on the fire. There is no way, just bite the bullet. ”

In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Liu Bei looked at the thatched house three times, and witnessed a "poetry conference" along the way, and it was also a "I am a singer" level singing competition. The songs are all Zhuge Kongming's works, and the singers are from passers-by to friends, relatives to themselves, advancing step by step until Zhuge Liang appears. The order in which this character appears is really well designed, and it's really well arranged! It can be described as a plot design of a boutique story.

"A group of passers-by, a group of farmers who farm the land, can also sing." Huang Chengyan also began to complain. also pretended to sing:

"The sky is like a round cover, and the land is like a chess game; The world is divided into black and white, and they fight for honor and disgrace: the honorable are at peace, and the humiliated are fixed. There is seclusion in Nanyang, and there is not enough high sleep! ”

"This is the credit of Zhou Ping" Shi Guangyuan said sincerely: "Those peasants are so stupid, Zhou Ping taught them for seven days before they learned to sing." ”

Cui Zhou waved his hand and said modestly: "It's all the teacher's design, and I only play a small role." ”

The first time Liu Bei went, he first saw a group of peasants singing while farming, and walked over and asked, who created this song? Mr. Kong Ming. Then I asked, where did Mr. Kong Ming live? The farmer said that he lived behind that mountain, and when he looked at this mountain, he was amazed, the weather was extraordinary.

"Twenty miles west of Nanyang City, there is a high hill pillow flowing water: high gang buckling and pressing cloud roots, flowing water gurgling and flying chalcedony; It is like a sleepy dragon stone, shaped like a single phoenix pine in the shade; The chaimen is half-closed thatched, and there are high-ranking people who are bedridden. Repair the bamboo and add the green screen, and the wild flowers fall at four o'clock; The bedside is piled up with yellow rolls, and there is no white ding on the seat; When knocking on the ape, the fruit is offered, and the old crane who guards the door listens to the scriptures at night; The famous piano in the bag hides the ancient brocade, and the sword between the walls hangs seven stars. Mr. Luzhong is lonely and elegant, and he is idle and personally cultivates: he waits for the spring thunder to return to his dream, and a long roar calms the world. ”

After commenting on the group of old farmers, Cui Zhouping couldn't wait to ask, "How is my performance?" ”

"The image is very good" Gongsun Kang shook his head and looked at Cui Zhouping and said: "The appearance is lofty, the posture is handsome, wearing a free scarf, wearing a soapcloth robe, and the cane is from the mountain path. ”

"How is my answer to Liu Bei?" Cui Zhouping continued to ask.

He didn't repeat how he answered Liu Bei, he thought that Gongsun Kang could pinch and calculate, so he naturally knew everything.

"Those who follow the sky are easy, and those who are against the sky work. A hermit's words. Gongsun Kang said: "Liu Bei didn't know that you had been a Taishou, raised troops in Shandong, and fought against Dong Zhuo. Otherwise, how could he believe that you are a hermit, and then think that Zhuge Kongming is a person who is not greedy for fame and fortune and does not succumb to the turmoil in the world. ”

"Liu Bei also participated in the battle against Dong Zhuo, would he not know Cui Taishou?" Huang Chengyan pointed out this flaw sharply.

"Xuande Gong is also cooperating with acting" Shi Guangyuan smiled bitterly: "The world is difficult, don't debunk it."

"There are many characters in the second scene," Gongsun Kang commented: "The performances are all very good, which is remarkable." ”

After Liu Bei came the second time, he first saw his two friends, one was Shi Tao Shi Guangyuan, with a white face and a long beard, and the second friend Meng saw Meng Gongwei, a strange and ancient appearance, sitting in a roadside hotel and singing, and Liu Bei went to talk. After talking, I went up to Zhuang and saw a young man hugging his knees and singing, so he went up to salute and asked if it was Zhuge Liang and his younger brother. Then came out an old man, who was also personable, the feeling of being a master outside the world, and asked if it was his elders.

After tossing like this twice, Liu Bei was already so impressed that he threw himself to the ground, saying that this Zhuge Liang lived in this place, and he made that peasant look like a college student, working and singing at the same time, these friends of his, his younger brother, his elders, all of them are amazing masters, so does he still have it!

After listening to Gongsun Kang's comments, Huang Chengyan, Shi Guangyuan, and Meng Gongwei all had a good face.

Meng Gongwei asked: "Are there any shortcomings?" ”

"Yes," Gongsun Kang said, "Your poems were impassioned for a long time, but in the end, they were: I came to the village shop to drink the village wine; If you are good at your own life, why should you be immortal! ”

"There's nothing wrong with that, is it?" Shi Guangyuan didn't understand what Gongsun Kang meant.

"Now there is no flaw" Gongsun Kang said: "You have already expressed: We are all lazy people in the mountains and wilderness, and we do not worry about governing the country and the people, and we do not bother to ask." Ming Gong please get on the horse and visit Wolong. ”

Shi Guangyuan blinked, still not understanding what Gongsun Kang meant.

Looking at the confused eyes of Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei, Gongsun Kang hated iron and said with hatred: "Not now, but you and Gongwei are about to go to Cao Cao to be officials!" After Liu Bei knows, will he still believe in your image of being a master outside the world and indifferent to fame and fortune? ”

Only then did Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei understand that they couldn't help but feel a little flustered, afraid of ruining the big thing of the teacher Sima Shuijing.

Huang Chengyan said cunningly: "Don't panic, don't panic." Liu Xuande is about to come to visit for the third time, and the day when Kong Ming will leave the mountain has arrived. ”

Zhuge Kongming was still able to calm down, he looked at Gongsun Kang with a smile and said, "What has happened, you can say it, it's not amazing." Can you understand what didn't happen? ”

"Haha" Gongsun Kang laughed and said, "Indifferent to Mingzhi." Tranquil and distant. You have already used your friends, relatives, and elders to bring out the image of a worldly master who does not seek fame and fortune from the side for the first two times. The third step is to be moved by Liu Bei's ambition to worry about the country and the people, and go out of the mountain to assist Liu Bei to seize the world. ”

"Nope! Not counted. You're cheating. Shi Guangyuan woke up. He said: "Kong Ming compares himself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Guan Zhong and Le Yi just want to be a general, make meritorious contributions, and do things, it is impossible to stay in Nanyang for the rest of their lives and build a new countryside. ”

"Then Kong Ming won't defect to Liu Bei" Gongsun Kang spread his hands and continued: "Or Liu Bei's third recruitment, Kong Ming will not meet, let alone go out of the mountain." If I can do any of these three, I will lose! ”

Obviously, none of this is possible. Sima Shuijing has spent so much effort and created so much momentum, isn't it just for the good story of "three visits to the thatched house, Wolong out of the mountain".

(End of chapter)