Chapter 22 The Knowledge of Chopsticks
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Rui'er is as happy as a puppy, running around happily all day long. There are many little girls in the family, so I play with this big sister when I have nothing to do. This one will make some grass nails, and the other one will make skewers with sheep. The grandmothers in the family are kind, and the aunts and aunts are all hard-working people, and they are hardworking and capable. It's not like those housekeepers at all, who know that Bingyi is angry all day long.
What makes her happiest is that the Yun family has delicious food all day long, and the smell of food always wafts out of the courtyard of the two entrances. Today, the head of the house said to make noodles, I don't know what noodles are, but they must be delicious anyway. I didn't see that the chief steward of Wusun had already appeared at the door with snort.
She had gone to see the sisters who had come with her, and they were now subordinate. Eating pig-like food every day, he was beaten and scolded at every turn. It's only been three days since I came, and many people already have a few red purlins on their arms, all of which are smoked from bamboo slices, which makes people feel tight when they look at it.
The family was originally a big family, although it wasn't for clothes to reach out for food to open their mouths. But there was always no shortage of food and clothing, and the Huns came. The barbarians killed their brother and father, and attacked their mother in front of the whole family. Fortunately, the people of the Wusun family exchanged twenty sheep for themselves. Otherwise, my little life will probably be buried in the grassland desert. I really don't know what happened to my mother and sisters-in-law, as long as the Wu family has a girl and no woman! Every time she thinks of her mother and sister-in-law who are suffering in the grassland, Rui'er leaves tears.
"Brother, how are you doing over here. The house is a little slower, but you can only settle for it if you haven't met the head of the house. After meeting the master of the house, it is not difficult to divide the courtyard into three into three with your talents. There must be at least a dozen people, otherwise where can you be worthy of your identity brother. There are a lot of beautiful singers living in Xiyuan, brother, are you interested, brother will get you a few! ”
When no one is around, Wusun Jichang is always so obscene, like an old baozi in a brothel. Introduce Yun Yue to the benefits of women all day long, what is the waist and round ass...... (50,000 words omitted!) lest you learn in the middle of the room. )
The most annoying thing is that this bastard doesn't just talk about it, and he says it every day when he eats at the Yun family. But no one saw any of them, which made Yun Yue suffocate internal injuries. That is, the legs and feet are not good now, otherwise I would have kicked this bastard a long time ago.
"Did you get what I wanted, eat lard mutton all day long. The body is almost oily, and it is inconvenient to take a bath because of this leg injury. You smell it, I don't smell it. I don't care, if you can't get it tomorrow, don't come to my house for dinner. ”
As soon as Yun Yue saw this flowery bastard, she began to complain, and the soybeans had not been brought for three days. Want to eat some soybean oil, but it's so hard? I was disgusted from eating animal oil, and I just wanted to eat vegetable oil. The Warring States Period was a wilderness in Yun Yue's eyes, and everything had to be pondered by himself.
Lao Tzu has never won the Luban Award in later generations, how can he know so many things. Fortunately, physics was okay when I was in school, and now I can make a rough idea of how to draw a scoop with a gourd.
In the backyard, the big bolt and the second bolt are leading the small bolt to busy, and now they are the full-time carpenters of the Yun family. Da Bolt said, as long as Yun Yue doesn't dislike him, he will follow him. For such high-quality coolies, Yun Yue will not refuse. After drawing the drawings, they were taught how to look at them, in order to ensure that the Warring States Turtle did not copy.
Yun Yue's drawings are from the top view, and there is a perspective view from the left. The big bolt brother saw the mosquito coil circle in his eyes, and he didn't understand what was going on. After patiently explaining to them for a few hours, Yun Yue finally gave up. Stupid, porcelain stupid, porcelain stupid. Leave them alone, let them figure it out for themselves.
"Brother, you don't know, the thing you want is called Shu. We plant less in Handan, and more in the north near Yanguo. My brother has already sent someone to look for it, and he will get it for you in less than seven days. Hey! What are we going to eat at noon today? ”
Wusun Ji's long chest was patted twice, and he looked like a slut.
In these years, people eat two meals, and the Yun family has three meals a day. Wusun Jichang arrived on time every day with a meal, and when he came, he sat down behind the desk with a golden knife, waiting for the meal like an uncle.
The meal was served, a meal that I didn't recognize. There is soup and water in the bowl with a large head, and there are things one by one. It was topped with a walnut-sized chunk of beef with a few slices of polin topping. I smelled the fragrance from afar, and Wusun Ji Chang sucked in saliva but didn't know how to eat it.
Yun Yue very maliciously asked her aunt to put a knife on this guy, but she didn't use chopsticks. This guy looked at the noodles with a knife and tried a few times with no good results. looked at Yun Yue, but saw that he had already picked up the chopsticks. Sucked and ate it.
Hum! Wusun Jichang angrily threw down the knife, and the living can still suffocate urine to death. Don't put chopsticks on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu ...... Lao Tzu can't bring it himself? Reached out and took out a pair of chopsticks from his sleeve and ate them like Yunyue.
As soon as I took a bite, my eyes lit up. Forgetting to blame Yun Yue for not being interesting enough, he snorted and ate until a huge bowl of noodles fell into his stomach. Only then did he pat his belly and said, "It's similar to soup cakes, but the way to eat them is a little fresher." It's just a little more meat, and there's nothing to eat. Don't put chopsticks on Lao Tzu yet, hum! Stingy! ”
Yun Yue almost died of anger when she heard this, there was nothing to eat. As for the soup in the bowl, even after tasting the soup, he still said strange things. "Who said I won't give you chopsticks, what's in your hand? Yesterday, I cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and lost a pair of chopsticks, so I knew that you went along with it. And the face said. ”
Wusun Ji blushed, the Yun family's chopsticks were different from others. It is made of bamboo, one end square and the other round. Yun Yue said that this is called the round sky, and the square end is the earth, so you have to hold it in your hand. The round end is the heaven to send to the mouth, which makes the people take food as the sky.
Of course, Yun Yue made such chopsticks not to popularize folk knowledge, but to ensure that these people figure it out every time they eat.
The chopsticks of this year are just two small round wooden sticks, and there is no difference between them and them. Yun Yue once saw a guy who grabbed chopsticks to eat without washing his hands after going to the toilet. I thought that if this guy grabbed the chopsticks one day, someone else grabbed them and took them down...... Yun Yue's stomach was nauseous, and in desperation, the chopsticks in the round sky appeared.
At the very least, it is now guaranteed that what is sent to the mouth is grasped by one end in the hand and always in the hand. And the chopsticks at home will not be confused with the chopsticks outside.
Now the Yun family's xenophobia is serious, and no one is allowed to enter the Yun family's courtyard except the Yun family. The people in the courtyard of the Yun family must take a bath every day, and Yun Yue specially asked someone to get soap horns for the little girls to use to wash their hair.
The little Lori who ran all over the world with lice was so bad that it was so good now. The little girls are washed brightly one by one, like porcelain dolls carved in pink and jade, and they are festive when they look at it.