Chapter 25: Exercise, Exercise (2 more)
Before dawn in the morning, Xiao Lu came to knock on the door, Fang Zheng was sleeping in a daze, and he didn't wake up after calling for a long time. Xiao Lu had no choice but to push open the door and shake Fang Zheng awake.
Fang Zheng opened his eyes and saw that it was Xiao Lu, so he said in a daze: "Hmm, Xiao Lu? Looking up at the sky, Dongfang was only a little white in the belly, and couldn't help but be surprised: "You come to bed?" Too early, right? But it's okay, my brother is always waiting for you, come, let's sleep together......"
Xiao Luqiao's face turned red with shame, and she said angrily: "Young master, what are you talking nonsense!" Someone is coming for you. ”
Fang Zheng was even more strange: "Someone is looking for me? Right now? Depend on! Who is so lacking in virtue? ”
"It's Young Master Zhou, waiting for you in the front hall, the master is also up and talking to him."
It's fat, then there's no doubt, this kid always likes to do things that are out of place.
"Tell him, young master, I have crossed over, and I don't have time to see him." After speaking, he pulled the quilt, covered his head, and planned to continue sleeping.
"No, my lord said, I have to invite you to the front hall anyway." Xiao Lu couldn't help but tear off the quilt and help him put it on with his hands and feet.
This fat man can't see me comfortably! I came to the door when it was still dark, and when I came, why didn't I see you fall into the sewer where the manhole cover was stolen. Fang Zheng cursed with hatred while letting Xiao Lu help him get dressed. - Since the last morning erection incident, Xiao Lu has never dressed for him again, everything has to come by himself, and now he has made an exception.
When I came to the front hall, the fat man and Master Fang were chatting, the fat man was still that virtuous, smiling and smiling with a simple and harmless appearance, and the other party was very respectful. Master Fang was more restrained, since he knew the identity of the fat man, the deep-rooted concept of imperial power in his mind made him unable to maintain a calm mind when facing the children of the royal family.
Seeing Fang Zheng coming, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, Master Fang waved his hand casually and handed over the reception work to Fang Zheng, and went back to sleep in his room as if fleeing for his life. The fat man smiled bitterly: "What's wrong with my uncle today?" He almost didn't kneel down when he saw me, and he didn't have so much courtesy before. ”
It's not because of you. Fang Zheng glanced at him angrily: "I said, why did you come to my house so early today?" The princess is going to cut off my head again? "—huh? Why do you say "again"?
"You didn't go to school yesterday, so I came to see you, are your injuries better?" The fat man smiled innocently.
"It's okay, as long as your sister doesn't get angry with me, I live more nourishing than a fairy, by the way, she won't still think about punishing my nine clans, right? If she still thinks like this, don't say that I didn't give you face, young master, I fought with her! ”
The fat man laughed and said, "How can it, what she said is angry, don't take it to heart, she regretted it as soon as you turned around yesterday......"
This is about the same, young master, I am a dignified person, and I don't care about this ancient little girl. - I can't care about it, the princess plucks her legs and hairs thicker than my waist. Perhaps, reason with her?
"When I returned to the palace the day before yesterday, your father didn't have any difficulty for you, right?" Fang Zheng is still more concerned about this, after all, he also has a share in this matter.
"Alas, don't mention it, when I returned to the palace, I was reprimanded by my father, and I sent additional guards to my palace, by the way, that Feng Qiudao was meritorious because of his escort, and my father specially ordered him to be promoted to the deputy general of Jin Wuwei and transferred to my palace as the commander of the guards."
"General Feng is a good person and deserves to be commended. - You came to my house so early to see me? Well, have you read it? I'll go back to sleep......" Fang Zheng yawned heavily, turned around and left.
The fat man said with a black line on his face: "I said that you don't treat me as an outsider, right?" ”
"How else? Like others, they will kowtow to you as soon as they meet, and call them Fuwang Chitose? ”
The fat man shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Then forget it, you continue not to treat me as an outsider." By the way, I have another matter for you today, didn't you say that you want me to lose weight? I also said that I can lose weight by exercising more, and I decided: from today onwards, I want to exercise! ”
"Very good, you made a wise decision. That's it, you run around my house twice, I'll go back and wait for you while sleeping, don't be lazy......" Fang Zheng clapped his hands insincerely, planning to continue to go back to sleep, Young Master Fang is not stupid, he doesn't want to accompany the fat man to go crazy.
How could the fat man let him get his wish: "I still decided to ......"
"Huh?"
"You've got to work out with me!"
"Go! Stay where it's cool! The young master is not available. "Young Master Fang has no respect for His Royal Highness King Fu in front of him. What about King Fu, but the place where he sits is a little higher, and the table he uses is a little bigger, young master, I am still a college student in the Chinese department, don't you have to stare dryly?
Seeing that Fang Zheng was sleepy-eyed and desperate, the fat man couldn't help but be anxious, and hurriedly took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms and held them up in the air and trembled: "Five hundred taels!" I'll pay 500 taels to ask you to accompany me to exercise! ”
Fang Zheng didn't reply: "Hmph, the poor can't be moved, the dead fat man dares to underestimate me?" ”
"One thousand taels!" The fat man raised the price.
"Less, it's useless!"
"Two thousand taels! Fixed price, no more. The fat man gritted his teeth.
Listening to the sound of "whoosh", Fang Zheng quickly rushed to the fat man's side at an indisputable speed, snatched the silver ticket in the fat man's hand, put it in his arms, and said with a smile on his face: "Oh, fat brother, with your friendship with me, talking about money hurts feelings, fat brother has a call, and the little brother is all obedient to his fate......"
The sleepy-eyed appearance just now has long disappeared, and at this time, Young Master Fang is full of energy, walking with wind, and those who engage in pyramid schemes are not as energetic as him.
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Brother Fang, you love money...... Alas! Except for this yellow and white thing, I'm afraid there is nothing else in the world that can impress you, right? ”
"Nonsense!" Fang Zheng said: "In addition to silver, beautiful women can also move me." When will the fat brother send me a few stunning beauties, the little brother is grateful......"
"You ......" The fat man was speechless, and said with an ugly face: "Forget it, let's exercise." ”
"For the sake of these two thousand taels of silver, cough, I will pass on the Nine Yin White Bone Claw of my life to you, once this claw is used, the viewer is like a mountain and depressed, and the heavens and the earth are ......low for a long time."
"Really?" The fat man's face was full of doubts, this Brother Fang could always bring him new things, constantly creating surprises, and what he said was generally very credible.
"False, do you believe this?" Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, buddy really knows how to have nine yin and white bone claws, as for being beaten by a few gangsters, his nose and face are swollen? Therefore, the status of people has little to do with IQ.
There are many ways to exercise, the most common is of course running, but unfortunately it is not suitable for the body type of fat man, he is not even able to walk, and if he runs, he is afraid that he will die. So Fang Zheng decided to teach him the seventh set of broadcast gymnastics, which is the least risky exercise so far, and Fang Zheng also deleted the more strenuous parts, such as "jumping sports".
The fat man practiced with great interest, and he thought that Fang Zheng's method was very novel, and he could achieve the purpose of exercising under the premise of not being too tired, which was very in line with the values of a lazy person like the fat man.
After doing it four or five times, the fat man finally got a little tired, and sat on the grass with a messy ass panting, Fang Zheng looked at the fat man's fat body that was stumbling and undulating with violent breathing and shook his head, there is a long way to go.
The fat man rested for a while to ease up, pulled Fang Zheng, and whispered, "Brother Fang, what are the arrangements for today?" ”
Arrangement? What else can I do besides studying? Fang Zheng looked at him suspiciously, this kid was smiling mysteriously at Fang Zheng, his expression was indescribably obscene, and Fang Zheng felt a chill in his heart.
Fang Zheng asked rhetorically, "Do you have an arrangement?" "This kid is smiling so YD, he must be holding back some bad idea.
The fat man smiled lewdly: "I heard that the moonlight on the Qinhuai River is good, why don't we go to the Qinhuai River at night to enjoy the moon." "Listen to the string song and know the elegant meaning, but the fat man's words are too formal, the moon is not the same everywhere, why do you have to go to the Qinhuai River to enjoy the moon, you just say that you go to the kiln.
Fang Zheng pretended to be serious and said: "No, young master, I am a righteous gentleman, and a place like Qinhuai River ......"
The fat man hurriedly said: "It's just drinking and composing poetry, who is not a literati, Qin Huai Fengyue is a good place to go." ”
Fang Zheng has wanted to see the scenery of the Qinhuai River for a long time, and it is a good opportunity to go with the fat man today.
immediately agreed with the fat man, and the two went to school with their school bags. I made an exception today and didn't let Xiao Wu follow, and I had to go to the Qinhuai River to admire the moon at night.
Before leaving, Fang Zheng instructed the fat man: "Bring more guards!" ”
After the last gangster incident, Fang Zheng was already very afraid of the scene where the enemy was outnumbered, and now he had to let the team follow him no matter what, and he could only escape calmly if he got into a fight.
When he entered the academy, he happened to meet Master Chen, Fang Zheng gave a gift to Master Chen with a weak heart, but he was worried in his heart: Yesterday I was absent from class for no reason, and the old master who taught by Princess Changping the day before yesterday was so angry that he foamed at the mouth, will Master Chen punish me? I admit the truancy, the old master has nothing to do with me, I want to take revenge and find the princess, there is a wrong, and the debt is the owner......
I don't know if Master Chen has middle-aged amnesia or what, seeing Fang Zheng's salute, he just nodded with a smile, and didn't mention what happened in the past two days at all. Fang Zheng smiled secretly and rushed to the classroom.
Reading is indeed a very tiring thing, of course, sleeping on the table in class is even more tiring, and when you wake up, it is late, and the day's reading time is wasted again. Fang Zheng only felt a pain in his waist and bones, and when he turned his head, he saw that the fat man was grinning and rubbing his waist. Fang Zheng secretly disdainful, this guy is not a good student.
Fortunately, the princess of Changping, who didn't invite him to be treated, didn't come to the academy to trouble him today, which made Fang Zheng secretly relieved, his life pursuit was actually quite simple, eating, sleeping, and hiding from the princess. - What a simple lad.
The vitality of students is always reflected after school. This is typical of Young Master Fang and the fat man. Walking out of the gate of the academy, the fat man seemed to be suddenly beaten with chicken blood, and his bloated body actually showed the meaning of "light as a swallow", which shows how excited his mood is, and his small eyes radiate a terrifying light, just like a wolf about to be fed in the zoo at four or five o'clock in the afternoon.
Fang Zheng knew that the nightlife had begun.
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2 more finished. Recommend, collect, the more the merrier.