"Okay, they're all here to see the Oiran. The slave family won't be too long-winded, ladies and gentlemen, tonight's Oiran Contest has officially begun. As Lao Baozi's words fell, the drum music immediately sounded. The melodiousness of the chimes and the pathos of the sound of Xun form a strong contrast, and occasionally there is a sound of construction that seems to be absent. Although Xiao Pang doesn't know the rhythm, he has to admit that this music is really good.

As the music played, two teams of beauties dressed in gorgeous gauze skirts walked onto the stage. These are the Oiran selected by the eighteen Qinglou in Xianyang, although they are not called Tianxiang national colors. But everyone can be regarded as a natural beauty.

Especially the ****** on the twelfth, wearing a blue emerald cigarette shirt, a pleated skirt of scattered flowers and mist and green grass, wearing a light blue emerald water thin smoke veil, if the shoulders are cut into a waist, if the skin is condensed, the air is like a quiet orchid. Fold the waist to micro-step, showing the wrist in the light yarn. The eyes are full of spring water, and a hollow gold hairpin is obliquely inserted in the head of Chu Fall, decorated with a little purple jade, and the tassel is sprinkled on the green silk. The fragrant jade is tender and delicate, and the fingers are like cutting the root of the onion, such as containing Zhu Dan, and the smile is moving.

Xiao Pang was almost stupid, if it wasn't for the fact that when he reached out to touch the teacup, he was burned by the teapot. He would really buy a few words and pick up the twelve.

The chubby proprietress introduced them one by one, and when she introduced the twelfth, Xiao Pang's heart almost jumped out. It turned out that this was the Oiran of the hairpin building, named Qiu Ju. Xiao Pang can't wait to engrave this name on his face and remind himself not to forget.

Every time an Oiran is introduced, there is a round of applause and whistles in the audience and in the box. If you listen closely, there are even women's cheers mixed in. I don't know if there is such a thing as a lily in the Warring States period, anyway, everyone in those boxes doesn't seem to be so peaceful.

In fact, there is really such a rotten thing in the back house of the nobles, and the women's family wants to keep the hearts of men. Not only do you have to rely on your makeup, but you also have to learn some kung fu in bed. But this bed of kung fu, without a lot of practical experience, just playing theory can't be done. So the women in the back house often secretly invited some Qinglou women back to the mansion to seek how to practice the secret art in the house.

There are many women among the nobles, and the number of women is roughly N. So many women deal with a man, even if the man is really iron, he will be melted by the spring water. And if there is no technique in the cultivation room, there will be skin-to-skin contact. Over time, some women had ulterior feelings with these Qinglou women.

In fact, their men will more or less hear some rumors, but most men don't care if their woman is taken advantage of by another woman. Some people simply slept with the three of them and had a lot of fun. Among the women who came today, there are really many people who are unclear with these Qinglou Oiran.

Eighteen oirans lined up on the stage, and each one who read his name came to the front. They all wore number plates with their names written on them, and it was their turn to walk to the front of the stage. All scratch their heads and gesture to try to win people's attention. Unfortunately, the General Assembly stipulated that they were not allowed to take off their clothes. Otherwise, there may be accidental leaks.

Hearing the noise coming from the private room of Tianzi No. 1, Xiaoya's voice was the loudest. Seeing a thin little girl walking in with a big basket of flowers, Xiao Pang shook her head, it seemed that the old baozi didn't have any good intentions, and wanted to slaughter all the young ladies of the Yun family as pigs. Ay......! Hou Ye has spoiled these younger sisters so much, it seems that no matter how iron-blooded people are, they also have a tender side. Yun Yue on the battlefield, Yun Yue who followed the Yun family were simply two people. It's not like a philosopher said that everyone is a psychopath with a split personality. It's just that normal people know when to use which side of themselves to face the world.

Each Oiran harvests many flowers, and there are special people on the side to sort out and count them. Xiao Pang saw with his own eyes that the counted flowers were put into the basket, and a good-looking shape was stuffed for the flower girl. So the flowers are back in the hands of the fanatical male hormone-secreting guys. Only this time, they need to pay again.

After the number of flowers for each Oiran is counted, a flag is raised above the stage. There are big numbers written on it so that everyone can see it. In this regard, the Battlefield Oiran Contest is fair and open. It is much better than the government hearings of later generations.

Good business, good calculation. Xiao Pang is a little jealous of this old baozi, making money to earn this virtue is almost the same as robbing. The money has always been enough for a small family in Xianyang to live for half a year, but when I got here, it was just a silk flower to go around the stage. In just a short appearance, the fat old baozi will receive thousands of silver dollars. Thinking of this, Xiao Pang's heart began to curse this woman again. The little guilt that just rose, not half a point left.

Suddenly it was dark, and a man sat down opposite him. Xiao Pang was about to scold, but after seeing the face of the person who came clearly, he was so shocked that he quickly stood up. Just as he was about to give a salute, he was stopped by Yun Yue's outstretched hand. "It's okay, Ben Hou just came to take a look."

Xiao Pang saw that Yun Yue only brought one Zheng Bin with him, so he stopped talking. But he didn't dare to sit and drink tea anymore, so he found an empty cup. scalded it with hot tea, poured a cup for Yun Yue, and went to Yun Yue's back, standing and waiting in a proper manner.

After the eighteen Oiran finished walking the stage, they went down to change their costumes. After a while, they were going to compete in talent, but they didn't know what they were going to compete for, Yun Yue wondered if there was a......

Xiao Pang beckoned a maid and ordered some snacks in a row. At this time, a bunch of dancing girls poured out on the stage, which was obviously to delay the show in time. There are actually two hundred and five kings throwing silk flowers, this money is not too easy to make.

Yun Yue twisted a piece of pastry, not to mention that the pastry in this hairpin building is really good. The rosin is soft and melts in the mouth, and I don't know how to do it.

"This pastry is well done, go back and let our people learn it." The Yun family's pastries are always hard, so that Yun Yue always feeds the dogs with pastries. The mastiffs of the Yun family usually chew this thing as a bone, and the sound of "creaking" and "creaking" in the mouth makes people feel sore when they eat it.

"Whoa!" Xiao Pang finally found a justifiable reason to toss this old baozi, and Hou Ye took a fancy to your pastries. Don't talk about coming to learn, even if you want your cook, you have to send it to Master Hou immediately. As long as your family still wants seafood and steamed wine, then you have to listen to the Yun family.

Compared to those Oiran, the quality of these dancing girls is not satisfactory. Although he is dressed with an open chest and a bare ass, it looks like the erotic underwear of later generations. But the figure is really not flattering, and one even has a big chest and a small one. These dancers really don't know how to package themselves, and women should pay attention to thin and revealing clothes. Neither without revealing nor too much. It seems to be exposed, and it is the best state to be exposed without revealing it. It seems that he almost stripped off like this, and he has fallen behind.

Fortunately, it was just a mat field, and Yun Yue should have watched a collective undressing performance.

At the end of the song, the dancers bowed to the ground. What Yun Yue didn't expect was that the silk flowers were thrown onto the stage like raindrops, and the most ferocious thing was the Yun family's Tianzi No. 1 room. Xiao Pang watched Hou Ye's face become more and more ugly, and fine beads of sweat immediately oozed from his head.

Then came the talent competition, in which the first Oiran sat on a rosewood lacquer chair. Holding the hanging gallbladder-like Xun in both hands, it blew like a ghost crying. The more Yun Yue listened, the more panicked she became, this thing should be directly pulled away to dub Liaozhai, and the midnight bell is also possible.

Yun Yue had the urge to smash the plate of melon seeds in front of him on Oiran's head, but before he could implement it, someone had already helped him do it.

Half a huge cantaloupe fell from the sky and struck the Oiran in the face. The melon sauce was confused, and the Oiran was smashed into a daze, and he walked to the side of the stage step by step without distinguishing things. In the screams of the crowd, he fell off the stage. Fortunately, there were fans of this Oiran for a long time, so it didn't cause a tragedy below.

Yun Yue didn't have to think about it to know that the one who threw the melon must be Xiaoya. The girl's shouting and screaming voice can be heard clearly from a distance.

Oiran was fine, and the fans downstairs began to question the upstairs. "Hey, upstairs! Falling objects from high altitudes are very immoral behaviors, and throwing things will hit the small pot friends, even if they can't hit the small pot friends to hit the flowers and plants, it is not good. ”

"Poke the chrysanthemum upstairs!"

"The upstairs is crazy, and the group leader is banned."

"It's upstairs, it's so good, it's good to smash, it's downstairs and it's croaking." More than 500 floors are omitted below......

All kinds of voices are noisy, and the roof of the hairpin building has to be lifted. The little girl looked at the excited crowd downstairs with a sad face, and tears were in her eyes. She wanted to say that I was innocent.

Xiaoya is indeed innocent, and she didn't throw the cantaloupe. She just shouted out out at an inopportune time, although the Yun family girl was strong. Xiaoya is also naughty enough, but she never takes the initiative to hurt people than people who don't come to provoke her. The last time she was crazy about Lu Jiao'er on the street, it was because she galloped on a horse and not only kicked and injured a little beggar who asked for food. also knocked over an old woman's stall, and Xiaoya and her sister taught her a lesson. Otherwise, Yun Yue knew what had happened, how could she not punish them. They are also allowed to swagger through the market and play crazy all day in Xianyang City?

This singer has no grudge with them in the long run, and there is no enmity in the near future, and besides, there is no such thing as cantaloupe on the Yun family's table.

Xiaoya innocently pointed to the box next to her, meaning that the cantaloupe was thrown from the box next to her. But where is anyone willing to believe her, shouting and scolding is spreading overwhelmingly.

"Sister......!" Xiaoya finally couldn't stand such grievances, and tears flowed down her eyes.

"Smack......!" An apple exploded in the head of the fiercest woman, and several more flew out of the stands. The brains of those scolding guys exploded one by one, and all the people who were smashed were dizzy and fell to the ground. With this hand, the surging crowd immediately quieted down. (To be continued.) )