Luo Tian walked into the living room excitedly.

Su Lingwei smiled slightly, this kid is finally back.

There is no man in the family, and it is really difficult to deal with this kind of thing.

"Brother-in-law!"

Su Xiaoyu held a kitchen knife in one hand, got up excitedly, turned his head and ran towards Luo Tian.

"Cousin!"

Luo Tian smiled and slowly opened his arms.

However, when the two looked at each other...... it! This girl seems to be very familiar!

"It's you?! Stinky man!! ”

"It's you?! Stinky Female Thief!! ”

Luo Tian and Su Xiaoyu shouted almost in unison!

Frowning, the smile on Luo Tian's face gradually stiffened, looking at the soft and cute girl with a kitchen knife in front of him, Luo Tian almost fainted......

Oh my God, is this girl Su Lingwei's cousin Su Xiaoyu??

Could it be that the scene in the bed this morning was just a misunderstanding?

patting his head, Luo Tian thought about what happened from last night to today, and finally opened his mouth and thought about the ins and outs of the matter!

It turned out that she was Su Xiaoyu, and it was likely that she accidentally crashed into the guest room last night, and then slept in his bed all night.

"Cousin, it's all just a misunderstanding! As the saying goes, if you don't sleep, you don't know each other, and since you and I have slept in the same bed, we can be regarded as having revolutionary friendship! Forget it! “

Luo Tian hurriedly waved his hand and smiled awkwardly.

"Ahhh - You bastard! It turns out that you are Luo Tian! Cousin, how can you find such a bastard as a boyfriend! ”

Su Xiaoyu glared at Luo Tian angrily, a pair of watery eyes almost erupted with fire, remembering that Luo Tian wrapped her into a caterpillar and threw her into the closet, and even stuffed socks into her mouth, Su Xiaoyu's silver teeth gurgled, and he wanted to slash Luo Tian to death!

On the sofa, Su Lingwei looked at the scene in front of her, and the whole person was confused.

It's strange, not long ago, the two of them were on the phone, and they called each other "dear cousin" and "dear brother-in-law", why do they want to see each other when they meet?

"Xiaoyu, it's really just a misunderstanding! Didn't I just touch your breasts, or I'd let you touch mine? It's not as big as yours, but it feels good......"

Luo Tian pointed to his chest and laughed awkwardly.

"Touch your sister's breasts!" Su Xiaoyu held the kitchen knife in both hands and approached Luo Tian step by step.

"Aren't you my sister! Although I am your brother-in-law, you can't force me to touch your breasts......" Luo Tian shrugged his shoulders innocently.

"I didn't force it!"

Su Xiaoyu said angrily.

"Yes, yes, you didn't force it, you didn't force it......" Luo Tian hurriedly waved his hand, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a wicked smile.

Seeing the evil expression on Luo Tian's face, Su Xiaoyu pondered the conversation just now, and suddenly his pretty face turned red, and he glared at Luo Tian angrily, eager to use a knife to cut him into eighteen pieces!

"You! You're taking advantage of me again! ”

"Beauty, don't wronged me, you said it yourself! Beauty, everyone is out to mix, it is better to settle the dispute, give some face, put the knife down first, okay? Luo Tian smiled evilly and persuaded.

"Huh...... Which bastard said he wanted to chop a little twitter? He also swore that even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu couldn't stop it? ”

Su Xiaoyu sneered as she approached Luo Tian, holding a bright kitchen knife in her little hand, like a dark Lori.

"Wife, help! If you don't save me again, when this girl cuts my second brother, your sex~ blessing will be gone in the future! ”

Luo Tian hurriedly ran behind Su Lingwei and hid aggrievedly.

Su Lingwei sighed, looking helpless.

Gritting his silver teeth, Su Xiaoyu rushed towards Luo Tian angrily, but Luo Tian hid behind Su Lingwei, no matter how she went around, this kid just couldn't live or die, and hid behind Su Lingwei obscenely as a shrinking turtle.

"Stinky boy, there's a kind of coming out from behind my sister! If it's a man, it's going to be singled out! Aren't you a soldier, don't you even have the courage to go it alone? Come on, the front is just right! Lose a lot of money! ”

"What kind of man is hiding behind a woman!"

Luo Tian poked his head out from behind Su Lingwei and gestured his middle finger at Su Xiaoyu: "you!" Don't try to anger Lao Tzu! Losing the cut? Bah! Where did you get a girl? ”

"You! ……”

Su Xiaoyu's eyes were red, and she almost cried out, and complained to Su Lingwei aggrievedly: "Sister~ I didn't say anything about this bastard's joke...... Woowoo woo ......"

Su Lingwei: "......"

"Little girl, crying what to cry about, crying is a sign of weakness! Hmph, I don't even have a twitter, and I deserve to go head-to-head with Lao Tzu? ”

Luo Tian arrogantly gestured at Su Xiaoyu with his middle finger, with a smug smile on his face.

Su Lingwei gritted her teeth, and a touch of anger appeared in her charming eyes.

This one big and one small is simply lawless!

Dare to dance knives and guns on her territory, and talk about this kind of topic with no lower limit in front of her, are you two floating, or Sister Su, I can't lift the knife?

Excessively!

"Enough!"

Su Lingwei waved her small hand, and a pair of eyes swept over the two of them angrily, then pinched the willow waist with one hand, and pointed to the door with the other:

"Stop it! Who dares to be presumptuous again, get out of here! ”

"Who gave you both the courage to make trouble on my aunt's and my territory? The surname Luo, believe it or not, deduct your alimony for a month! Su Xiaoyu! Believe it or not, tell your mom that you didn't change your panties for a week? ”

In the living room, there was a sudden silence.

Su Xiaoyu silently put away the kitchen knife, lowered her head, pinched the corner of her skirt with her little hands, and was so frightened that she didn't dare to say a word.

Luo Tian also lowered his head in interest and didn't say a word.

In this family, after all, the real person in charge is still Su Lingwei.

offended Su Lingwei, and both of them had to be driven out in minutes, living on the streets, freezing to death and starving.

Luo Tian suddenly remembered a famous saying - I'd rather offend ten villains than offend a woman, the end of offending a woman is very miserable, especially offending Su Lingwei, at least no alimony, and at worst, the second brother's life is not guaranteed.

"Shake hands! Talk about peace! Fast!! ”

Su Lingwei said categorically.

For a while, the cold style of the iceberg female president was fully revealed, and her domineering side leaked!

Seeing Luo Tian and Su Xiaoyu's panicked appearance, Su Lingwei snorted coldly, straightened her proud chest, and raised a trace of arc on her seductive red lips - Hmph, my aunt still doesn't believe that she can't cure you two!

Luo Tian raised his head and glanced at Su Xiaoyu, who was bowing his head in front of him.

When this girl is quiet, she actually looks quite obedient and pure~

"Ahem, I was wrong, I apologize to you."

Luo Tian scratched his head and took the initiative to apologize with a smile: "It's all a misunderstanding, it's the so-called don't sleep and don't know each other, just now Su Lingwei said that you don't change your underwear for a week, right?" As an apology, I'm willing to wash your underwear, cough cough, change your underwear, I'll wash it~"

(End of chapter)