Chapter 16: Rolling Pig Manure
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"Everyone, this is a stir-fry exclusively launched by our store, and it will be available every day in the future, so you don't have to worry." Wu Zhi saw that all the old men were rushing to eat, and he was secretly proud, but he didn't move his chopsticks, in his opinion, although these stir-fried dishes were moderately seasoned, their level was inferior to that of ordinary housewives in later generations, and Wu Zhi was naturally lacking in interest.
"Tsk! With these stir-fried dishes, Dalang will be prosperous in the future! After eating your food, who wants to eat something else! ”
"Da Lang, what's the secret of this stir-fry? It's so delicious! ”
Everyone tasted this stir-fry for the first time, naturally they were not as picky as Wu Zhi, except for the magistrate, everyone else secretly hated why they wanted to come back after eating in advance, but fortunately, after hearing Wu Zhi say that such delicious stir-fried dishes are available every day, they also slowed down and began to ask while flattering Wu Zhi.
"Eh, what are you asking? Since this stir-fry is Dalang's exclusive secret recipe, it naturally has to be kept secret, so you better eat it! Before Wu Zhi could speak, the magistrate on the side said in a hurry, and his heart of protection was overflowing.
"It doesn't matter." Wu Zhi smiled gratefully at Zhixian and continued: "Actually, there is no secret at all, just put the vegetables in the boiling hot soybean oil and stir-fry until they are cooked out of the pot. ”
The technique of stir-frying is not complicated, it will spread soon, Wu Zhi has no need to hide it, and even if others learn to stir-fry, it is impossible to find a few dishes in a short time, not to mention that there is such a big shackle as the shortage of soybean oil, Wu Zhi is not worried about anything at all.
"It turned out to be oil, no wonder it's so delicious!" After everyone listened to Wu Zhi's explanation, they grabbed a few more chopsticks, of course they knew how short there was in oil, since it was a dish fried in oil, then Wu Zhi just said that there would be such a dish in the future, it was probably bragging, because they would have to eat two more bites even if they choked, and maybe they wouldn't be able to eat it in the future.
In this regard, Wu Zhi only has Guan Er.
At this time, almost all the guests in the restaurant have tasted the fragrant stir-fried dishes, people are naturally surprised, salivating, for a time the restaurant is full of people, lively and extraordinary, the guests while praising each other, while shouting to continue to add dishes, which makes the kitchen very busy.
"Brother Da Lang! These dishes of yours are really like the dragon liver and phoenix marrow in the sky! While speaking, Li Da, the deputy head of the box next door, smacked his mouth and walked into Wu Zhi's box, and he was obviously very happy to eat when he looked like his mouth was full of oil.
Wu Zhi was just about to get up and give way, but after seeing that Li Da hugged the magistrate and everyone on the table, he continued to say to Wu Zhi: "It's just that for those of us who catch fast and rough people, no matter how good this dish is, we can't enjoy it without wine, I said Brother Dalang, don't you plan to invite us to a bar?" Ha ha! After saying that, Li Da laughed to himself.
"Haha, what did Brother Li Da say, please come today, eating this dish is only secondary, the main thing is to let everyone drink!" Wu Zhi also laughed and said, "Xiao Er, get ready to drink!" ”
Wu Zhi waved his hand, and Xiao Er, who had been waiting next to him, agreed, and ran downstairs in a blink of an eye, and went straight to the backyard wine cellar, where Xue'er was asking someone to move out the jar of wine and put it in the wine jug.
"Da Lang, could it be that your wine is better than this dish?" After hearing Wu Zhi's words, the magistrate and the others were also puzzled, this dish is already unstoppable, and it is not as good as the wine, and everyone's eyes when they look at Wu Zhi are weird again, this Da Lang is really unseemly!
"The wine is coming!"
After a while, Xiao Er brought two pots of wine, and the wine pot of this era can also hold half a catty of liquor, Wu Zhi's "proud wine" has been distilled and purified, and it is higher than the alcohol content of this era, and it is good to be able to drink two pots with the amount of alcohol of these people.
Wu Zhi took the flask and introduced it like a host: "This is the high-purity liquor that I made in my proud building!" It is called proud wine, its texture is pure and thorough, the wine is rich, it tastes spicy and long, and the aftertaste is endless, but the wine is very strong, don't be greedy for a cup! ”
After listening to Wu Zhi's good introduction, everyone thought a little more highly of Wu Zhi, this kind of humorous speaking level, no matter how you look at it, it didn't look like a cake seller before. As everyone knows, Wu Zhi just learned a few words at random because he saw too many advertisements in later generations.
Before everyone could praise themselves, Wu Zhi poured a full glass of liquor for everyone in turn.
"Hmmm! It smells so good! ”
As soon as Wu Zhi finished pouring it, everyone at the table praised in unison, at this time, the pungent smell of the liquor unique to this time, in front of these people who are used to drinking not high-altitude wine, naturally became a very rich aroma, "Good wine!" The aroma of the wine is so strong, but it is as clear and pure as water, just looking at this quality is enough to make people intoxicated! Magistrate Xie Xuan held the wine glass and kept admiring.
Xie Xuan is a civil official, but all civil officials have a clear stream complex, the so-called clear stream means that it can play an energy and role for the country, and can clean oneself without being in the same stream with the world.
The other squires couldn't understand the "squeeze" of the county lords, and after they smelled the wine, they began to raise their glasses and drink, "Oops! What a strong wine! "It's so strong! What a wine! "Good wine! Enough! After everyone finished drinking, all of them frowned, this wine was too spicy, but after they swallowed it, they all said after a slight aftertaste: "Give me another glass!" ”
Good wine is good wine, whether in modern or ancient times, Chinese or foreign, people will always like good wine!
"What wine! Xiao Er will give the uncle another pot! ”
"I'll have a pot too!"
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After serving good wine, at this time, the proud building is filled with the aroma of wine and vegetables, shouting and cheering each other, in a small Yanggu County in the great Northern Song Dynasty, a revolutionary gluttonous feast is being lit here, and the most dazzling center of the flame is the proud building of Wuzhi!
Brother Yun was lying in front of the counter a little proudly, although he collected the money softly, but he did not feel half tired, looking at the hot business in the restaurant and the crowd in and out, as well as the people who knew each other politely greeted him, Brother Yun suddenly felt that he had suddenly become the number one person, he was just a pear seller a few days ago, and he was still so young, at this moment he has actually become the shopkeeper of a restaurant, and the business of this restaurant is still quite hot!
All of this is thanks to Wu Zhi! This amazing man!
Brother Yun looked out stupidly, and the corners of his mouth kept rising proudly, and suddenly, a figure in the distance suddenly appeared, making Brother Yun frown slightly, "Isn't this the little guy next to Ximenqing?" What is he doing at the door of Huanxiang Building? Recognizing that figure, Brother Yun suddenly became alert, because Wu Zhi had specially instructed him to pay attention to the Ximen Qinghui coming to make trouble.
Invite Xue'er to help him look at the counter temporarily, Brother Yun quietly walked to the door and looked at the door of Huanxianglou with a vigilant face, the little guy just got out of the gate of Huanxianglou, he stopped a wooden car, and pointed at the proud building and chatted with the driver who pulled the car.
What are they talking about? Brother Yun saw that they pointed out the proud building, and suddenly became a little uneasy, and then he carefully observed the wooden cart, which is good not to observe, and when he observed Brother Yun, he broke out in a cold sweat, because he used to walk the streets and alleys all the year round as a hawker, although the cover of the board car was tight, but Brother Yun still saw that the board car was a car that pulled pig manure!
What a ruthless Ximen Qing! Brother Yun was afraid, but he was glad that he had found it early, and looked at the beggars who were full of food and drink on both sides of the building, and Brother Yun couldn't help but sneer.
These beggars were invited by Wu Zhi to "distribute leaflets" today, and the beggars in the Northern Song Dynasty were much better than other dynasties, and if you want to invite them, it is not possible to send them with a little food, for this reason, Wu Zhi specially gave them two large jars of proud wine!
After tasting the wine, they were willing to do something for Wu Zhi, at this moment these beggars were already drunk, and the reason why they were still here was to prevent Ximen Qing from making trouble, so that there was someone to help push and shove.
After the little guy in Ximen Qing hurriedly ran out of Huanxiang Building, he just happened to bump into the dung truck passing by the gate of Huanxiang Building, and after the little guy secretly screamed that it was okay, he hurriedly stopped the dung truck.
But the person who pulls the dung truck is also a thug on Ximen Qingfu, he is used to being arrogant on weekdays, and now it took a lot of effort to pull this car of fresh and hot pig manure here, and he saw that the front was a proud building, so he couldn't help but argue with the little guy, the little guy fought with him, so he had to stabilize him first, and the little guy himself hurriedly ran upstairs to ask Ximen Qing to come down.
The thug tilted his head and looked at the direction of the proud building viciously, he didn't believe that Ximen Qing would not let him do such a happy thing, and after Ximen Qing agreed, he would pour all the pig manure in the car at the door of the proud building...... Thinking of this, the thug couldn't help but laugh.
"Phew! You stinky beggars! Get out of the way! The thug was smiling happily, and was surrounded by a group of drunken beggars who brought people and cars, so he scolded loudly and disapplauded, and it was a little strange while scolding the thugs, but he was strange not why the beggars came around, but wondered, what good wine did this group of beggars drink, why the alcohol on their bodies was so ... Fragrant!
"Hey, hey! We just want to see what is in the car, uncle, and we can see it... We're just going to walk away! Ha ha! The leading beggar shook his head and grinned, and before the thug could speak, the beggar suddenly turned cold, shouted, and shouted, "Little ones! Turn this car upside down! ”
As soon as the beggar's voice fell, the beggars around him started to coax, all like calves, and instantly overturned the cart, and suddenly, the cart full of fishy and foul-smelling pig manure flowed at the gate of Huanxianglou like the Yellow River, and the rolling thin pig manure was quickly flowing along the gate to the hall inside......
Although the beggars were not clean, they could not stand the stench, and when they saw the pig dung spreading in all directions, they instantly scattered and disappeared.