Ten miles of long street, all set up the color shed, the north and south goods shouting one after another, singing and dancing, all the endless laughter, people next to people, people crowded people, Sun Yue in the Northern Song Dynasty the first New Year, it was really lively.

The old man put Sun Yue on his shoulder, walked around along the crowd of the river, only felt that everything was fresh and interesting to watch, holding a candy man in his hand, taking a step and licking it, as if he was really like a child.

There are a lot of hook fences on the street, storytelling, singing, and acting in miscellaneous dramas, Sun Yue also paid special attention to these peers in the music industry, most of them are talking about scriptures and history, which should be the prototype of storytelling in later generations.

The more popular ones are "Tang Sanzang Scriptures and Poems", as well as "Cui Yingying Shang Tunes Butterflies and Love Flowers" and the like, but it sounds far from being comparable to Daddy's imitation of Shan Tianfang.

"It's all, and there are still people applauding it." Saying that, Sun Yue was extremely presumptuous at the bottom: "Huh~"

"Brother Yue, you are a true expert in this way, and you naturally have a higher vision, in fact, what they said is really good."

"That's not bad, I dare to be embarrassed on stage without learning at all, this is also the New Year, otherwise I would like to throw stones."

"Brother Yue'er, a few of them, they are all our family's own pitifuls, your father is usually too lazy to teach, so he didn't learn any skills, but the income is okay, this is already one of the best mercy in our Kaifeng City, no matter how good it is, you have to go to the pear orchard in the palace."

“…………”

It's embarrassing.

He took out a small piece of silver from his pocket, threw it on the stage, and shouted, "Good! Well said, one more!

To say that in the past year, since their family's life has been good, Sun Yue has not asked about the family's business, it is really a person who does not listen to things outside the window, and only reads sage books. The poor man in his own family, he has never seen it once.

"If Brother Yue doesn't like these, I'll take you to see something else, I'm a little bored when I read on weekdays, and I should naturally relax and relax after the New Year, just buy what I like, I'll help Brother Yue pay for it."

"Good uncle, I know you're the best, I've heard that there is a women's sumo wrestling during the Chinese New Year, can you take me to see it?"

Lao Fang Deng looked embarrassed: "Yes, yes, but Brother Yue, that thing is not suitable for you to see, not for children." ”

Sun Yue was overjoyed when he heard this, if you want to see it, you have to see what is not suitable for children, he is buried in the "Book of Rites", "Spring and Autumn" and other subtle words all day long, all the things that are gentle and frugal are things that are gentle and frugal, do you still have to look at positive energy after the New Year? It's not about watching the Spring Festival Gala.

"Uncle, take me quickly, take me quickly, I'm going to fight against the three customs! I'm going to look at them with a critical eye, good uncle, please. ”

The old man couldn't stand him, so he had to agree: "That's okay, but let's say okay, I can't let your father know." ”

"Of course, you're afraid of being said, and I'm afraid of being beaten, hurry up."

The old man had no choice but to take him to a place that was inappropriate for children.

In fact, Lao Fang himself really wants to see it, because although sumo wrestling is available at any time in Kaifeng, the really 'good-looking' sumo is only available in these three days.

Because gambling is strictly prohibited in the Northern Song Dynasty, only the first to the third day of the junior high school does not matter for these three days, gambling is not separated, in addition to ** and other things that are not suitable for children, only these three days will there be no restrictions of this or that, he was entangled by Sun Yue before he could go shopping, and if he missed it this time, he would have to wait another year.

came to the special hook column and bought a ticket, Sun Yue found that this ticket is really not cheap, it has always been a money, how many ordinary people can afford to relax and relax?

As a result, as soon as I entered, I found that it was crowded, crowded with people, and there was no place to sit, and the old and young masters seemed to be crazy and had to squeeze to the front.

Lao Fang relied on his good health and squeezed forward, you must know that Lao Fang is also a person in Nancheng, and his subordinates follow more than 100 brothers who have been soldiers and killed people everywhere to pick up projects, this person is not easy to mess with no matter what era it is, so those people are also more knowledgeable, and they have made way to a road, and after a while, the two of them squeezed into the ring.

Sun Yue was originally riding on Lao Fang's neck, and when he was next to the ring, he only felt that the white waves of flesh were swaying in front of him, and he was beautiful on the spot.

Later generations actually misunderstood sumo, always thinking that it was two fat men pushing each other on the stage, because this is the kind of sumo wrestling in the Wa country, isn't their sumo just what we passed on?

In fact, this statement is also not true, the sport of sumo wrestling originated from military training, Zhao Kuangyin himself is a sumo master, every year in the forbidden army to organize a sumo tournament, by him personally as a referee, the winner is to be promoted.

The sumo wrestling in the hook bar is divided into two types: regular matches and exhibition matches, and the regular matches are naturally fat people who are overweight, because thin people really can't beat fat people, but exhibition matches are different.

Men's sumo exhibition matches, also known as Joe sumo, need to do all kinds of antics to attract attention, while women's sumo wrestling is all exhibition matches, since it is an exhibition match... What's so nice about the two fat?

Therefore, women's sumo wrestlers are not only not fat, but also have to be beautiful, the body must be fat but not fat, and the big place must be big, so that the fight will shake, and the white flowers will look good, but the thin place should still be thin.

Women's sumo wrestling, also known as nude play, just listen to the name, that is, these women wear very little, a small cloth around the upper and lower bodies, which seems to be exposed, and after the fight, it is often torn off because the confrontation is too fierce, in fact, the exhibition match, it is all designed, and it must all be torn off in the end, how can the two of them be able to distinguish the winner before they are not ripped off?

I saw the two women in the ring hugging each other, "Huan Sanniang" was desperately suppressing the "Black Fourth Sister", and when she was pushing, the Huan Sanniang was bad, and she had to pick up the upper body of the Black Fourth Sister, and the Black Fourth Sister didn't let the Huan Sanniang pick it up, and the two rolled around in the ring to be lively.

At this point, the old and young masters all applauded loudly, and the copper coins and silver nuggets seemed to be thrown on the stage as if they were raindropping, and Sun Yue was no exception, applauding while throwing them, and his voice was a little hoarse.

This is so much better than an A-movie! How is it that such an excellent traditional culture is lost after a thousand years?

After a while, the two sumo wrestlers were stripped off, and Sun Yue knew that it was almost time to end, the man was a strange creature of thieves, and when the place was blocked, he was willing to throw it away for a look at the white flowers inside, but after he really picked them off, he would feel bored.

So this female sumo wrestler is not a job that anyone can do, when to pick up clothes and when not to pick them off, when to divide the winner and loser, how to distribute physical strength, how to hook up with the audience and throw money on it, all have university questions.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the two people on the stage to finish fighting, and the old and young masters were contented to wait for the next one, but at this moment, an immature voice shouted: "Shopkeeper, you two sumo wrestlers don't sell it, I want to buy it." ”

Sun Yue looked at it, but it was the other side of the ring, a boy like him, riding on the neck of his own adult.

This boy is about eleven or twelve years old, a little older than Sun Yue, wearing a five-colored mink fur, wearing a snow-white fox fur hat, and a huge pearl on the hat.

Sun Yue asked in surprise, "Can this sumo wrestler still be sold?" ”

"Of course, the shopkeeper is open to do business for money, as long as it can be earned, what if it is sold, these sumo wrestlers are also happy, they are all hard-working people, can this work be done for a lifetime, if it can be sold into a big family, even if it is a messenger woman, isn't it much better than this?"

Sun Yue was overjoyed when he heard this, raised his hands and said: "Then I will buy it too, I will also buy it, the little brother opposite, which one do you want to buy, let's discuss it." ”