The wind is cold, and the valley is empty.

Inside and outside the bandits' den, there was a chilling murderous aura.

The bandits were stunned by the sudden arrival of officers and soldiers, and they looked at the thousands of officers and soldiers outside the bandits' den, their expressions as desperate as if the end of the world was coming.

This is not a quick catch by those small county officials who are not used in the ya, nor is it a garrison outside a certain state or a certain prefecture. These are the regular armies of the Hua Dynasty, which have experienced a hundred battles and are brave and fierce, and they are nominally directly under the direct command of the emperor of the Hua Dynasty. Look at them in a neat queue, full of cold and violent faces, wearing iron armor, holding spears, and there are even more than a thousand archers in the mountains and forests, aiming at them with bows and arrows.

Thousands of troops stood silently, not one of them talking and moving, as if there were thousands of wooden stakes, but a suffocating murderous aura still involuntarily gradually dispersed and spread in the air. Although these expressionless soldiers were silent, their eyes were full of banter and ridicule when they looked at the bandits, as if these bandits were just a small dish for them that was not enough to stuff their teeth......

The bandits were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, just kidding! Not to mention that so many thousands of people stepped forward to fight, even if the more than 1,000 archers shot a few arrows casually, they couldn't stand it! The men in the rivers and lakes are full of blood, but people with blood are not fools, who can do what they can't do, they have rods and scales in their hearts.

In the current situation, if these two hundred or so people immediately stepped forward to fight with thousands of well-equipped and battle-hardened regular troops, they would not be so stupid, just as the meaning contained in the eyes of those soldiers, even the bandits themselves had to admit that with their more than 200 people, it was indeed not enough to stuff people's teeth......

Luo Yueniang didn't know why she hadn't come out yet, the bandits were leaderless, and they were in a panic, but she saw Fang Zheng looking at the soldiers outside the bandits' den in a daze, her lips couldn't help but squirm, and she didn't know what she was muttering.

The bandits were like grasping at a life-saving straw. A swarm of swarms rushed forward to surround Fang Zheng, and they all hurriedly said: "The second master, what should I do?" Can you give me an idea......?"

"That is, whether we fight or surrender, we have to have someone to give orders, right?"

"Two in charge. Don't listen to him. We're all surrounded like bastards, desperate? Go spell it! I don't do it! ”

“…………”

Fang Zheng ignored the bandits' ramblings, his eyes were hollow, and he couldn't help trembling. He muttered to himself and looked like a nervous patient.

When the bandits saw Fang Zheng's appearance, their hearts suddenly cooled.

"Oops! The second boss was frightened crazy by the dog officers and soldiers......"

"What then? What about the owner? Why hasn't it come out yet? Hurry up and ask someone to invite you! What's going on, why haven't you come out yet? ”

"Hey, the second master's mouth moved for a long time. What the hell was he talking about? ”

"Don't make noise, I'll listen to ......"

One of the bandits put his ear to Fang Zheng's mouth, and then stared straight at it, translating sentence by sentence.

"It's over...... The eldest wife has come to catch the rapist...... I, an adulterer, have to run away quickly...... Go home and appease your eldest wife...... Come and soak my little wife again......"

The bandits shook their heads in unison and sighed: "The second boss is really crazy, and they are all incoherent...... God don't bless me Qinglong Mountain! ”

At this time, a loud shout came from outside the bandits' den: "I am Feng Qiudao, the general of the Longwu Army, I was ordered to suppress the bandits, please come out and speak, otherwise I will lead the army to level Qinglong Mountain!" ”

It didn't take long. A delicate and pungent female voice came: "Fang Zheng! You No. 1 bastard through the ages! Hurry up and get out of here! A good official didn't do it, but he actually ran to be the second leader of the bandits! Do you still have a score? ”

Hearing Changping's angry shouts again, Fang Zheng came back to his senses violently, hey, my eldest wife's literary talent is much stronger than before. Bastards are bastards, and they are still "through the ages", is she scolding or fighting?

When I looked down, I saw that Zheng Zheng was still tied strongly. Fang Zheng hurriedly untied him and asked in a low voice, "Why is Changping here?" What the hell are you playing? ”

Zheng Jian smiled bitterly: "Young master." Which one are you playing? How can you be a bandit and ...... Ahem, I also robbed your own red goods, if this is known to the master...... Alas! ”

Fang Zheng sighed heavily and said, "It's hard to say!" In short, my life has been more difficult than you can imagine...... Let's talk about you first, what's going on with these two cars of red goods? Why did Changping follow Feng Qiudao to suppress the bandits? ”

Zheng Zhan shook his head and said: "I don't know the specifics, this morning, the young lady sent someone Pegasus to stop these two trucks of red goods, saying that they were going into the mountains to suppress bandits, and asked us to take the lead first and try the depths, of course I obeyed." So, it's what it is now......"

After making trouble for a long time, it was the bandits who went up the mountain after finishing the business, and then the officers and soldiers were brought up, tsk, Luo Yueniang, Luo Yueniang, you have lost for a while under my eldest wife, it seems that your little wife is determined in the future.

"Fang Zheng! Bastard! If you don't come out yet, do you have to go in and pull you out? Changping seemed to be waiting impatiently outside.

Fang Zheng's scalp is numb, and according to Changping's willful temper, she can really do it if she breaks into the bandit's den alone and tries to capture her husband. Think about the ten thousand horses in front of the army, a big man was pulled out by his wife with his ears twisted, how will Lao Tzu behave in the future? Hit the ball headlong and die!

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth, stretched out his head is a knife, and shrunk his head is also a knife, go out and honestly admit his guilt and get the law, don't provoke Changping's ferocity, really order the army to attack, if Qinglong Mountain is killed without leaving chickens and dogs, how can I be worthy of Luo Yueniang?

Just as he was about to step out, Luo Yueniang's faint voice came from behind him.

"Don't move anyone, I'll go out and talk to the officers and soldiers."

After speaking, Luo Yueniang walked out without looking back, her pace was steady, her expression was resolute, and she did not panic at all, as if she was going to a grand banquet leisurely.

Fang Zheng hurriedly walked a few steps to keep up with her.

Luo Yueniang glanced at him and said flatly, "What are you doing?" Get back! They are here to suppress the bandits, you are just the meat ticket I caught, and when the mountain is broken, you just tell the officers and soldiers that they will not embarrass you, you ...... You have to live well......"

After speaking, Luo Yueniang's eyes were slightly red, and then she bit her cheeks, her face became resolute again, and her beautiful head was raised high, as resolute as a strong man who died generously.

Fang Zheng's heart was moved like a spring. At the moment of life and death, she is still worried about my safety, does she really have me in her heart? Or is this her instinctive reaction from a kind of righteousness?

Anyway, I have to protect her even if I try my best today. Aside from the fact that I like her, it doesn't matter. She saved my life under Zhao Jun's butcher's knife, and this favor must be repaid.

So Fang Zheng still walked out with her, and said with a smile as he walked: "This is difficult to do." The general outside said, you want to be the leader come out and speak, you are the big boss, I am the second boss, we are all the leaders. It's not appropriate for me not to go out! Even though it's the second-in-command, you have to maintain a certain appearance rate......"

"You...... You don't know martial arts, aren't you looking for death when you go out? Have you ever beaten the thousands of troops out there? Luo Yueniang glared at him angrily.

Fang Zheng smiled. What thousands of troops, Lao Tzu swaggered out like this, who dares to move a finger of me outside? - Except for the brutal princess wife.

Luo Yueniang saw that Fang Zheng didn't answer, but continued to walk out with her with a hippie smile on her face, she was in a hurry, so she waited to stun this guy who was out of tune and threw it behind.

Fang Zheng seemed to have a sense. Quickly jumped back alertly, took a few steps away from her, and said with a smile: "Slow down, slow down!" You knocked me on a sticky stick last time in the capital, and I haven't asked you to pay for the medical expenses, so you want to knock me on a sticky stick again? Knock me out stupid, you raise me? ”

"You ......" Luo Yueniang saw such a life-and-death moment. This guy was still unserious, as if he didn't care about the thousands of officers and soldiers who suppressed the bandits, which really made her anxious and angry, and glared at him for a long time. Luo Yueniang bit her lower lip and stomped her foot heavily. said: "That's it, I'll tell the officers and soldiers that you are innocent later, and it's ......."

After speaking, she walked outside the village without looking back.

Fang Zheng grinned, but after thinking about it, Changping didn't know what torture methods were waiting for him to enjoy them one by one, and Fang Zheng's handsome face couldn't help but collapse again.

It's hard to be a man, it's even harder to be a princess, and it's even harder to be a man who wants to marry a bandit after marrying a princess. I can't live this day!

Outside the bandits' dwellings, there is only a fence made of almond trees in the mountains and forests, this fence is loose and collapsed, and the rickety posture seems to fall when the wind blows, not so much to prevent thieves, but rather to be an ornament, which is not enough to prevent gentlemen, not to mention the thousands of officers and soldiers who are like wolves and tigers outside.

Beyond the fence is the lake, there is a relatively large open space next to the lake, the officers and soldiers with weapons in their hands, lined up in a neat queue, in a defensive posture, quietly staring at the empty gate of the cottage, waiting for the general's order at any time, and then rushing in.

Five thousand well-equipped, experienced Long Wu Army, against two hundred defenseless, like a rabble of bandits, this battle basically has no suspense, it is simply General Feng's military exploits to his soldiers. The soldiers even easily calculated in their hearts how to capture the bandit leader alive, make the greatest contribution in front of the general, and pave a splendid road for their future.

Changping and Feng Qiudao stood side by side in the front row of the Long Wu Army, closest to the gate of the cottage. Behind Changping, there were more than 300 female guards standing from her, and the guards arched Changping in the center, faintly creating a separation zone between them and the other soldiers.

Feng Qiudao smiled bitterly, and glanced at Changping with a gloomy face from time to time.

His heart was very bitter, the degree of bitterness was only higher than Fang Zheng at this time, he and Fang Zheng combined, they were simply a pair of brothers who suffered deeply, but Feng Qiudao felt that he was more wronged than Fang Zheng. You Fang Zhengye didn't go home outside, hooked up with other women, and offended the princess's wife, this is your own business, what does it have to do with me Feng Qiudao? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Who did the 5,000 Dragon Warriors under my command provoke whom?

Feng Qiudao can be said to have been coerced by Changping this time.

Yesterday, Princess Changping suddenly drove to his station outside Xuzhou City, and without saying a word, asked Feng Qiudao to send troops to suppress the bandits. Feng Qiudao was so silent that he didn't say anything for a long time.

Whenever the imperial court uses troops to conquer, it must be ordered by the emperor himself, the military department must be stamped, and the special envoy will transmit the order to the military camp before the order to transfer troops can take effect. If the general who leads the troops transfers troops without following the order, it is equivalent to a major crime of rebellion, and he will be punished by the nine clans. Feng Qiudao was cautious all his life, even the last time the emperor was besieged by Pan rebels, Fang Zheng was ordered to go out of Beijing to transfer troops to the king, Feng Qiudao must clearly read the emperor's handwritten order to transfer troops before daring to lead the army into Beijing.

But Princess Changping came to the military camp to transfer troops, first, there was no emperor's holy decree, and second, there was no military department, so she looked at the sky with two eyes. Empty words, so Feng Qiudao wants to take the lives of his whole family as a companion? What a fool can do! Therefore, Feng Qiudao sensibly rejected the unreasonable request of Her Royal Highness the Princess.

Changping was not reluctant, and led the three hundred female guards out of the camp with a snort, and left a sentence before leaving: "This palace can rely on these three hundred guards to suppress bandits." If the main palace was killed in battle while suppressing bandits. Trouble General Feng to collect the corpse for the main palace! ”

“…………”

If His Royal Highness the Princess died in battle because he did not help Feng Qiudao, he and his whole family would not be able to escape death. Therefore, Feng Qiudao had no choice but to lead the army to come, and he was unwilling. Fortunately, he received the emperor's decree from Wen Sen on the way, allowing him to act cheaply, and Feng Qiudao let go of his worries.

The position where Changping was standing now was only more than ten zhang away from the gate of the bandit cottage, and Feng Qiudao was a little frightened when he saw it. If there are bandits who are good at archery, the distance of more than ten zhang is enough to kill Her Royal Highness the Princess.

"Your Royal Highness, Princess, you ...... Can you take a few steps back? It's too dangerous here, and if you make any mistakes, you'll die! Feng Qiudao smiled bitterly.

Changping glanced at him coldly, didn't move half a step, looked at the sky, and said impatiently: "Why hasn't that bastard come out yet?" And that fox. Hum! You go and arrange the sharpshooter in the army, and as soon as the fox girl comes out, you will give the order to shoot her with an arrow! A shameless woman, dare to seduce my husband! ”

Feng Qiudao's face became even more bitter when he heard this. Yesterday Vinson kindly told him after the announcement. Fang Zheng didn't return home for a long time, part of the reason was that Fang Zheng fell in love with the female bandit leader in this bandit's den, and if he ordered an arrow to shoot her, he would kill her. Looking back, Fang Zheng still has to find himself desperately? I didn't hear it, I didn't hear what Her Royal Highness said just now......

Changping saw Feng Qiudao's eyes half-closed. With her feet on her feet, she stared straight ahead with an expressionless face, ignoring her words. Changping was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he was ready to get angry.

At this moment, the female guard commander beside Changping suddenly shouted: "Your Highness, look! Someone from the cottage has come out! …… What is this person shaking a white piece in his hand? ”

Changping was overjoyed, staring at it, but saw the gate of the cottage, a figure with a thief's head and a thief's brain, trembling and taking small steps, as if in a minefield, take a step and carefully observe the officers and soldiers outside who are on guard, and from time to time they also bow to the archers who are holding bows and arrows in the mountains and forests on both sides, and bow to the waist or something.

He was still holding a small wooden pole in his hand, and on the wooden pole, a white cloth-like object with a rather peculiar shape was facing the cold wind, showing it in a very coquettish manner.

The distance is still far away, and I can't recognize the appearance, although the other party is only one person, but he has to guard against it. If he was the one who had come to assassinate the princess, it would not be good.

Seeing this, Feng Qiudao shouted violently: "The whole army is on alert! ”

"Huh!" The spears, bows and arrows were aimed at the person who came out of the cottage, and when the general gave an order, ten thousand arrows were fired together, and even the gods couldn't dodge. Leng Sensen's suffocating murderous aura filled every corner of Qinglong Mountain in an instant.

This person was so frightened that his legs weakened, and he shouted with tears: "Damn! Feng Qiudao, General Feng, aren't you? The younger brother made a cameo appearance for two days and was only the second leader of the bandits, as for such a big crime? ”

"It's Brother Fang!"

"It's that bastard!"

Feng Qiudao and Changping shouted with joy when they heard this.

Feng Qiudao immediately shouted: "Collect!" ”

Thousands of soldiers put away their spears and bows and arrows in unison, and the murderous atmosphere of the battlefield suddenly eased.

I saw Fang Zheng walking more than ten zhang away, knowing that the soldiers had put away their weapons and were not on guard, he was still the same as when he first came out, he took a step and glanced left and right a few times, like a rabbit only looking for grass to eat by the wolf's den, once he found that the situation was wrong, he immediately turned around and fled. These more than ten zhang walked made the thousands of Longwu soldiers outside worry, and they couldn't wait to kick him on the ass and kick him over.

"Poof!" The pretty face with a long flat face couldn't help laughing anymore, and after laughing, he then gritted his teeth with hatred and said: "This bastard is still greedy for life and afraid of death!" I don't know how he made that great contribution to his father! God really doesn't have long eyes! ”

Feng Qiudao and the female guard commander on the side also smiled, this is the young master Fang Zheng Fang they are familiar with, oily and smooth, greedy for life and afraid of death, good for money and lust, thief eyebrows and rat eyes...... In short, he seems to have no shortage of human faults, and all of them are now in him, but he is born with a sense of comfort that makes people feel intimate and safe, and people can't help but get close to him at first sight. knew his problems, but he unknowingly had a deep friendship with him.

After the female guard commander laughed, she suddenly stared at the white cloth-like object in her hand not far away, and said puzzledly: "Why is the master holding that thing?" What does that mean? And...... That thing is ugly...... I don't know what it is......"

Changping stared at it and looked at it carefully. Then her face turned blood red. I don't know if it's shame or anger.

"This ...... This shameless bastard! Changping gritted his teeth and scolded angrily.

"What's wrong?" The Captain of the Guards asked curiously.

Changping blushed shyly, stared at Fang Zheng not far away hatefully, bit his lower lip, and said softly: "He...... He held it in his hand. Be...... Dirty pants, that is, big pants, this damn bastard, it's so shameless! ”

The commander of the female guards immediately blushed when she heard this, and said, "Yes...... It's the horse's own ...... That one? ”

Changping nodded. "It's still the palace personally looking for the palace to tailor it for him, I naturally recognize it...... What is this shameless man doing when he takes off his close-fitting pants and shows them off in front of thousands of people? ”

Fang Zheng was wearing a coarse cloth robe at the moment, and when the mountain wind blew, the hem of the shirt was lifted, revealing the two hairy bare thighs in the gown, and the female guard involuntarily glanced at Fang Zheng's lower body. blushing and chuckling: "Isn't that horse master in it now...... Isn't it ......?"

Changping couldn't help but laugh too: "Bastard! The bare ass and balls on a cold day are not afraid of freezing...... Ha ha! ”

Fang Zheng can't say what he is suffering now, in front of the two armies, the sword and arrow have no eyes, Feng Qiudao and Changping recognize him. But the other soldiers did not necessarily recognize him, and if he made any violent movements, wouldn't the soldiers shoot him in the ...... when they were nervous Ground?

He had to learn from the experience of his previous life. A white flag came out to show that he was not hostile. You can look for it. There is no white object to be found, and time waits for no one, and the soldiers may rush in at any time. In desperation, Fang Zheng had no choice but to take off the only white thing on his body,—— big pants, to fill the white flag. What else can I do? Luo Yueniang may be wearing a white belly pocket, but does Fang Zheng dare to ask her to take it off? I guess she didn't agree.

Now the mountain breeze is blowing, and the cold wind is pouring in from the hem of the long shirt, blowing a layer of granular goosebumps on Fang Zheng's smooth and delicate buttocks. Fang Zheng fought a cold war while walking, and secretly made up his mind in his heart, in the future, when walking the rivers and lakes, in addition to the necessary aphrodisiacs, sweat pills, and lime powder, he also had to add another piece of white cloth to facilitate his surrender at any time, otherwise what should I do if I wear red pants next time? Who can trust the sincerity of my surrender?

Fang Zheng was almost in the middle of the clearing, Changping finally couldn't restrain his longing for many days, regardless of the guards' obstruction, he rushed forward without hesitation, a few steps away from Fang Zheng, fixedly, looking at this bastard who made her think about it day and night, looking at his eyes that were always smiling, full of masculinity and a little mischievous eyebrows, and the straight bridge of the nose, always smeared with a layer of thin lips like oily honey......

This is her man, it is the wishful husband she chose for herself, her husband is not a hero of the world, nor is he an outstanding saint and wise man, he has the same problems as ordinary people, he is rich and lustful and afraid of death stingy...... So what? This is his husband, no matter what he does to others, as long as he treats himself well, that is enough. Women's happiness does not depend on how heroic you are to build the world, nor does it depend on how you worry about the country and the people, the happiness that women want is very simple, coarse tea and light rice are not disliked, as long as a man's eyes look at himself, there is a little affection that cannot be dissolved, and this life is worthy of wearing a wedding dress.

Many days of longing, many days of worry, many days of swearing, and many days of tears shed for him. It doesn't matter anymore.

My man is standing right in front of me, what am I waiting for?

Changping bit his lower lip, his pretty eyes overflowed with crystal tears, and he looked at the conscienceless bastard in front of him stupidly.

The bastard thrust the white flagpole of his pants into the ground, winked at Changping, then opened his hands and said with a smile: "Big wife, I haven't seen you for many days, you are much more beautiful, come, husband hug ......"

Changping screamed happily, and then rushed forward to pounce, and his petite body fell into Fang Zheng's broad embrace, greedily breathing in the familiar smell of his body, his little hands tightly wrapped around his waist, his head buried in his chest, tears came out of his eyes, soaking his front placket.

"Bastard! You're the number one bastard! Changping choked and slapped Fang Zheng's chest unwillingly.

"Yes, yes, I'm a bastard......" Fang Zheng grimaced, caressing Changping's hair.

In front of the two armies, this couple who had been separated for many days, in front of thousands of officers and soldiers and hundreds of bandits, hugged each other wantonly and without scruples. If I have this wife, I am already stronger than the military exploits of Narauszi!

Thousands of soldiers looked at the two people hugging each other in the arena with envy, and no one made a noise, and everyone was afraid of disturbing the couple's reunion.

Behind the gate of the cottage, a pair of resentful beautiful eyes looked at Fang Zheng and Changping hugging each other in a daze, their eyes were full of doubts, confusion, and a bit of indescribable vinegar.

Fang Xiaowu, who is it? Who is that woman?

The mountain breeze blew a few yellow leaves.

Fang Zheng suddenly pushed Changping away, and said, "I'll hug it later, I'm going to do something very important now......

Changping's eyes were slightly red, and he snorted and said, "What's the matter?" Is it more important than reuniting us as a husband and wife? ”

Fang Zheng nodded seriously, "Of course, it's very important......"

"What the hell is going on?"

Fang Zheng didn't answer, just took off the white pants on the wooden pole, and in front of thousands of soldiers, he lifted the hem of his shirt without blushing, revealing his hairy thighs......

Thousands of soldiers were stunned, and on the murderous battlefield, a young man wearing a civilian robe stood in the middle of the battlefield, as if no one was around...... Wearing pants?

Who has ever seen such a strange scene? This man is not exempt...... It's too out of tune, isn't it?

When Changping saw Fang Zheng's movements, he was so ashamed that he almost fainted, regardless of Fang Zheng's independent posture at this time, and he was competing with his pants, Changping kicked Zheng's ass fiercely, kicked him to the ground, and said angrily: "You...... You shameless bastard! Why don't you die? (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!) )