Chapter 52: The Harm of English Cuisine
The giant wolf didn't take Hou Dasheng directly to find the fat dog and the knife hand at the beginning, but took Hou Dasheng around in this underground space.
The weapons room is filled with all kinds of weapons and ammunition. When he came here, Hou Dasheng was directly dazzled. The weapons room, which is about 150 square meters, is filled with the main weapons models of major companies.
REMINGTONACR、ColtCM901、MK14、FNSCAR-HSCAR-L…… Wait, pretty much everything! Moreover, these guns are clearly not ordinary goods. Even if Hou Dasheng just glanced at it, he could see the difference between these guns.
For example, the M16A4 looks no different from the regular M16A4. But if you take a closer look, you'll see that it has a slightly longer magazine. And the barrel seems to have been modified, and the scope is not the one attached to the generic M16A4.
"I guess you've found out too. That's right, the guns here are all modified. However, they are all roughly changed, and only some of the commonly used weapons will be improved. For most of the weapons, we just picked the better versions. ”
The giant wolf shrugged his shoulders and said, "We don't want to see our brothers fall, so we'll try to keep them armed with the best weapons and the best training." Of course, at the same time, we only accept the elite. ”
The giant wolf said, walking over to a nearby box and opening it. However, I saw that there were all grids inside, and each grid identified bullets of different calibers, models and uses.
"These bullets are also specially made by us. Of course, we also have the usual bullets. As he spoke, the giant wolf pointed to a large stack of boxes on the side and said, "For general shooting training, we use that." ”
Seeing those boxes, Hou Dasheng was directly stunned. Those boxes were obviously written in Chinese, and simply said that these were all made in China.
"Don't be surprised, man! The bullets made in China are of good quality and not expensive, and they are completely sufficient for us to practice shooting. In general combat, if no special bullets are used, these can also be topped. ”
As he spoke, the giant wolf shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, the best bullets are still made in the United States." Of course, the German and Belgian ones are also good. As he spoke, the giant wolf shrugged his shoulders: "The Russian bullets are also quite good, but they have to be from the former Soviet Union." ”
took Hou Dasheng to wander around the bullet room for a while, and then the giant wolf took Hou Dasheng to visit the bedroom, storage room, huge shooting range and gym. What impressed Hou Dasheng was that there was a small fighting table in the gym.
Hou Dasheng finally woke up at this time and put all his weapons and equipment into his own weapons and equipment warehouse. Then he walked out of the storage room with a training uniform and a training laser training gun. Then the giant wolf took Hou Dasheng through a tunnel and came to the ground.
"The terrain here is very good, and it was not for nothing that the Boers chose this place back then." Hou Dasheng looked around and couldn't help but nodded, this is a circular valley. And inside the valley is a jungle that covers the sky.
Outside the valley, there is also a large jungle. In the valley, the towering trees have not been cut down, but the ground has been cleverly built with some resting spots that are almost integrated into the environment.
"It's one of our training bases, but it's not the main base. So it's relatively simple, and there's no way to do it. The giant wolf smiled and patted Hou Dasheng on the shoulder and said, "When this mission is over, I will ask Dani to get you a good gun." Of course, the girl's fee is not cheap. You'd better be mentally prepared. ”
It's still rudimentary?! Hou Dasheng's tongue is about to be bitten off, and this place is even more than a step stronger than the Blood Mountain training camp he has experienced! Whether it's equipment or stealth, there's even training in jungle battlefields.
"Don't compare us to the Mountains of Blood! They're just a training camp for the lower classes, and we're jackals! Snow Fox seemed to see Hou Dasheng's thoughts, and snorted disdainfully: "Their results there are only good compared to cannon fodder, but the gap with us is not a star and a half!" ”
While speaking, the giant wolf smiled slightly, took out a walkie-talkie, and said softly: "Fat dog, knife hand, go back to the starting point." The cook is back. ”
"Oh! Oh, God! Cook, you're finally back! Damn the regimental commander, he can do anything, but why is he British?! He's British, forget it, why does he only get damn British fries and fried fish!! ”
As soon as the giant wolf's words fell, the knifeman screamed miserably on the walkie-talkie. Hearing the words of the knife hand, the giant wolf's originally smiling face directly distorted: "Damn the knife hand! Repeat what you just said, and I promise you'll go to hell to repent! I'm holding! You goddamn ****! You're going to give me a death right away! I'm going to make you a year of fries and fried fish! You don't want to get any field rations! ”
"Oh~No!! Boss, I didn't mean that! The screams of the knifeman rang out over the walkie-talkie.
"And yet I have heard it! You bastard! You wait...... I've got to put you on a year's mission in that damn part of South America! You don't want to go back to France and enjoy it, you damn pig! I'll follow you, and you won't want to eat anything except the fries and the fish! ”
Obviously, cooking is the poor wolf's greatest weakness. And the knife hand is so good that he points to this weakness, which leads to the direct anger of this gentle English gentleman.
"All right, sir! The knife man is pitiful enough, so you can just let him go. The groaning of a fat dog sounded on the intercom: "Besides, you have been torturing us for half a month!" For God's sake, you don't want us to die on your fries and fish without dying on the battlefield, do you?! ”
Hou Dasheng secretly looked at the expression of the giant wolf, he knew for the first time that the giant wolf was originally British. During his time in Blood Mountain, he not only learned combat skills, but also learned a certain food culture. When he eats something delicious, Hou Dasheng instinctively asks those chefs for advice.
Anyway, those chefs also felt that Hou Dasheng would not compete with them for jobs, but they were quite willing to teach him some skills. And it was from these chefs that Hou Dasheng really learned about countries outside of China. Among them, it also includes the strange emperor-level killer in the dark cuisine world - British cuisine.
O Britain...... It's a food desert. Poor Britons spend most of their time wandering between chips and fish all year round, and then whimsically create a whole bunch of magical dark dishes.
For example, chocolate eggplant...... Can you imagine a fried eggplant sprinkled with chocolate sauce?! There is also baked salmon with puff pastry, a good salmon with the whole gutted and rolled up in tin foil and grilled at the end and above.
Well, forget it if you bake it. Do you think it's over when you're done?! No! The great British chefs would skin the salmon after grilling. Yes, you read that right! They skin the salmon!
At this time, you will see a dead salmon staring at the beads of the eye and its skin has been peeled off. But, do you think that's the end?! No! You are so naïve and look down on the creativity of the people of the British Empire!
They sprinkle spices on the salmon and ...... Wrap it in dough and steam it again. But do you think this is over?! No! They will then use the dough to make scales for the salmon that has already been wrapped and wrap the head at the same time!
And after it's baked, it's served to you! The first time a cook endured the grief of losing a salmon and repeated this process to Hou Dasheng, Hou Dasheng's heart was full of the feeling of a dog.
A pile of charred noodle fish is brought to you. The original delicate salmon meat has become a bunch of powdery sticky stuff that can't tell the taste from the noodles. I don't know what the spices in it are added, anyway, Hou Dasheng tastes similar to a strange paste.
It was also from that moment that Hou Dasheng suddenly burst with patriotism. For the first time, he felt how lucky he was to be born in Huaxia, and if he had to eat this thing for more than ten years, he would rather give himself a knife in the neck.
Therefore, he is very sympathetic and understands the current mood of the knife hand. Especially after cooking for them yourself, and then tasting dark dishes such as giant wolves, it is like falling from heaven to hell.
"Boss...... I may not be as good as you in war, but I ...... cook Ahem, cough cough, it's better for me to come......" After Hou Dasheng learned that the giant wolf was British, he made up his mind to kill the giant wolf and not let the giant wolf cook.
Damn, he doesn't want to be driven crazy by his own people with food before he dies on the battlefield.
"You...... You ......" The giant wolf trembled angrily, but after a while, he could only snort angrily and turned around and left. He himself knows that England can speak of football. Because they have David Beckham.
Britain can speak of music because they have classical music masters like Gustav Holst. England can speak of literature because they have the great Shakespeare, Dickens.
But the only thing that can't be said about food in the UK is food. Even the British themselves know this, and they hardly talk about British food outside. Well, that's about the french fries and fish that can be used. And, of course, fish and chips......
Of course, fish and chips aren't unpalatable. But who can stand it if you eat this all at once?! It's no wonder that the knifeman wails, and the other than the British have to ******be scolded for a week's worth of fish and chips.
"Thank God! To be honest, it's rare for me to thank him so from the bottom of my heart! Last time was in the Middle East, a stray bullet hit the bulletproof helmet I had just put on, and this time it was he who finally sent you back! ”
The knife hand with thick oil paint on his face almost rushed out of the jungle. Without saying a word, he directly hugged Hou Dasheng, patted him on the back vigorously and said, "My dear! You've got to cook me a delicious meal tonight to soothe my humiliated heart with fish and chips! ”