Chapter 58: Killing Liu Can by mistake
There are many celebrities in history who died inexplicably, and some of them died very funny.
Jin Jinggong is the one who mistakenly killed the Zhao family and left the Zhao orphans. In the "Zuo Biography", it is written: "Eat, rise, go to the toilet, and fall into death."
It means that this guy wanted to go to the toilet after eating, and then fell into the dung pit and drowned.
King Wu of the Warring States Qin was born with divine power, and he had nothing to do to lift the big tripod, but he was smashed to death by the tripod by mistake.
Liu Can has a problem, she has to go to the toilet several times a night, which is probably prostatitis in modern terms.
He also has a habit of cleanliness and doesn't like to put the potty inside the house, so he has to go in and out of the house frequently.
Zhu Youneng was so frightened that he didn't dare to come out, he hid under a locust tree next to the patio, and Li Ji and the others also shrank down from the wall.
Fortunately, Liu Can didn't notice this, and after a while, after solving his personal problems, he walked back to the house.
Seeing Liu Can enter the house, Zhu Youneng breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the jar was not thrown into the house, otherwise Liu Can would not have been broken into pieces.
He hunched over and picked up the fire fold that Youwei had thrown over, and then walked lightly to the gunpowder jar in the patio.
After a few blows, the spark splashed open, instantly igniting the fuse.
Zhu Youneng smiled and hurriedly ran to the corner, Li Ji and Youwei stretched out their hands to pull him out of the wall.
Zhu Youneng and Li Ji high-fived each other, and the two laughed softly and were overjoyed. Later, if this thing explodes, it won't scare Liu Can's soul away.
There was a 'squeak', and suddenly the door opened again. Liu Can walked out with his pants in his hands again, and when he opened his eyes, a jar in the yard was sparkling.
He thought it was his own dazzle, but when he walked over and saw that it was indeed a clay pot.
Curious, he picked up the jar and observed the strange thing as closely as he did.
Curiosity kills the cat, which is probably a true portrayal of Liu Can's life, he actually carried this sparkling gunpowder jar into the house, he probably wanted to study what kind of object it was.
Zhu Youneng and Li Ji on the wall were so frightened that their faces changed greatly, Zhu Youneng was so frightened that they forgot to stop it, Li Ji deliberately didn't want to stop it.
Watching Liu Can enter the house, Zhu Youneng opened his mouth and wanted to remind him, but Li Ji covered his mouth. Li Ji shook his head at him, meaning not to make a sound.
After half a sound, there was no movement, and Zhu Youneng just breathed a sigh of relief.
'Boom! With another sound, a large hole was directly opened in the roof of Liu Can's Mansion, the white paper window was blown to pieces, and a charred black human head that could not be distinguished rolled into the patio.
In a trouble, Liu Can was killed alive.
Zhu Youneng's face turned pale, and he almost cried: "What, what should I do?" What to do. ”
He is a loser and does all kinds of evil, but he really doesn't have the courage to kill people. Although this was an unintentional mistake, after all, Liu Can was killed because of himself.
Li Ji comforted: "It's not a pity for Liu Can's death, Brother Zhu can also be regarded as eliminating harm for the people."
"I, I killed someone, I killed someone." Zhu Youneng was so frightened that he couldn't stop shaking.
Li Ji slapped the face: "What about killing people, you killed damned people!" Let me tell you, it wasn't you who killed him, it was I who wanted to kill him a long time ago. ”
Li Ji wanted to kill Liu Can, but how could he have thought that he would kill him now. The reason why he said this was to take the responsibility on himself, so as not to make Zhu Youneng feel guilty.
Sure enough, Zhu Youneng looked at him with some shock, and Li Ji nodded: "That's right, Liu Can wants to write to King Liang and kill all the ministers of the court." I have already gotten the news, I came here today to blow him up, and if you want to go to King Liang to report me, then follow you. ”
Zhu Youneng trembled: "Really, really?" Zhu Youneng was suspicious again: "But, but you asked me to put the jar on the patio."
"That's right, the patio is so close to the house. Even if the patio explodes, Liu Can will be shocked to death. Originally, I wanted to do it myself, but since you want to do it for me, I will fulfill you. Killing Liu Can, you are saving the important ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, and you are the hero of my Tang Dynasty. Li Ji stared at Zhu Youneng deadly, this person is really good, he really treats himself as a brother. Now that he killed Liu Can by mistake, he must help him get out of this hurdle, which is also righteous anger towards him.
Finally, Zhu Youneng accepted this explanation, and he shook his head: "Brother Li, treat me as a brother, I won't denounce you." I also know that many things are my uncle's fault, you are the Son of Heaven and the orthodoxy of the Tang Dynasty, if my uncle really reverses one day, I will help you. ”
This sentence was categorical, Li Ji was moved, and he held Zhu Youneng's hand: "Okay, with your words, I will be good brothers with you for life."
Zhu Youneng nodded seriously, and Youwei next to him was frightened: "Your Majesty, this place is not suitable for a long time, let's go quickly."
Youwei is right, Liu Can is the prime minister of the dynasty, and he was inexplicably blown up to death. This has to be investigated by Dali Temple, and it will be troublesome if you are seen here.
"Let's go!" Li Ji hurriedly jumped off the wall: "Let's go, let's get out of here quickly."
Fortunately, it was late at night, but such a huge explosion had already alarmed the capital. Movement began to come from other rooms in Liu Can's mansion, and then someone shouted: "Xianggong! Oh no, Xianggong's head fell to the patio! ”
Xianggong, a title for the prime minister in the Tang Dynasty.
The four of them hurriedly began to flee to the alley, and Zhang Mao and the two guards were already waiting anxiously: "Your Majesty, what happened just now?"
At this point, Li Ji knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, so he simply told the truth: "We accidentally killed Liu Can."
When Zhang Mao heard this, he was only frightened. When he was the prime minister, he was killed by this little faint king and the loser. If King Liang knew about this and didn't take good care of himself, Zhang Mao and the three would also be unlucky.
Li Ji looked at Zhang Mao and the others: "Anyway, I have already killed Liu Can, if you spread this matter, everyone will die together."
Zhu Youneng rushed to it: "I killed the person, you three remember." If my uncle had known about this, I would have killed all three of you, along with your family. ”
Zhang Mao hurriedly bowed: "The villain doesn't dare, this matter has nothing to do with us, have you heard clearly?" He was talking about Zuo Dahu and Zhao Ergou.
Zuo Dahu and Zhao Ergou were already so frightened that they had lost their minds, and they began to regret the errand of the guards. I knew that it was better to go to the battlefield to fight for my life, and following the emperor was simply to put my head on the belt of my trousers, seeing this, the two had no choice but to nod.
There are patrols in Luoyang City at night, and such a big movement has already alarmed the nearby patrol soldiers, and they have rushed to this street.
Zhu Youneng had an idea: "Brother Li, it's too late for you to go back to the palace now." Even if you go back at this time, I am afraid that it will arouse the suspicion of others. You come with me and go to King Guang's Mansion. ”
The family members of the Liu Mansion looked at the smashed Liu Can, some fainted in shock, and some screamed in fright.
The patrol soldiers rushed in, and they were all terrified to see that the house where Liu Can was in ruins, no one had ever seen something so powerful.
Liu Can's whole person was only two legs in the ruins and a charred human head in the courtyard, and he couldn't distinguish other parts.
A squad leader hurriedly ordered his subordinates: "Quickly, go and inform King Liang and Dali Temple."
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