Chapter 59: False Propositions

The next day, a big dinner in the Panyu military camp was underway, the soldiers who returned from the expedition to Linyi, together with the comrades who stayed in Panyu, ate and drank on the flowing water seat, of course, eating seafood, drinking herbal tea, but there were many coconuts piled up in the corner of the camp. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

There are exotic fruits called coconut fruit and coconut fruit in the coastal areas of the ridge surface, this kind of fruit is very firm, the appearance is fluffy, but after being split with a knife, it is hollow, and there is sweet juice inside. The inner layer of white flesh is edible and very chewy.

But whoever dares to eat coconut meat and drink coconut water after eating seafood will have a stomach upset six or seven times out of ten, because it is said that eating seafood and fruits together will cause accidents, and at least they will have stomach trouble, and at worst they will die.

Therefore, coconut water and coconut meat must be eaten at least one hour after eating, and the coconut water accumulated in the barracks is eaten as fruit after meals.

Eating seafood with herbal tea has a unique flavor in hot weather, and many soldiers are excited to "communicate" with orchids in the face of a wide variety of seafood feasts.

At the end of the Lingbiao and Jiaoguang wars, seeing that the class was about to be classified, everyone cherished the precious time left in Panyu, and as soon as the interest came, the voice of the voice inevitably became louder and louder.

If it is a weekday, this kind of behavior is not allowed, but today is an exception, in addition to the necessary vigilance deployment, the officers and soldiers of the Zhou army are feasting in the barracks, but some people eat seafood will itch all over their bodies, and can only set up another table to eat chickens, ducks and geese.

Yu Wenwen, who had no sleep all night, began to find fault after turning around on the flowing water seat, which was called "invigorating the atmosphere", and the unlucky ghost was Shi Zhou Faming, the chief of the march.

Wednesday Lang and Yang Ji, the head of the march, stayed in Panyu together, and failed to follow Yuwenwen to cut people everywhere, and now they are being pulled by the other party to eat oysters, looking at several large plates of oysters, Zhou Faming's face is green.

Oysters are a common shellfish seen along the coast, and the self-proclaimed well-informed Zhou Faming certainly ate them, but it was when he was in Jiankang, and the way to eat them was very ordinary, not the kind of eating method "invented" by Yu Wenwen - charcoal-roasted oysters.

The oysters are opened and roasted on a charcoal fire with the shell, and the oysters are roasted with condiments, and they taste unique after being roasted over a charcoal fire.

If you eat too many charcoal oysters, you will be hot and dry, and you need to have a good exchange with Orchid, Zhou Faming knows what is at stake, where can he dare to eat this thing with Yuwen Wenbi.

"Don't panic! What's wrong with the heat? There is Lin Yi Ji defeated! ”

Hearing Yu Wenwen say this, Zhou Faming and the others shook their heads like rattles, the women of Linyi they were fortunate to see a few days ago, originally everyone was itching, but after seeing the real person, they were all stupid, like someone poured a basin of cold water on their heads on dog days, and they were cold from head to foot.

I really can't agree that this is a "beauty", Zhou Faming agrees with Yu Wenwen's statement that Linyi women can "defeat the fire", so oysters must not be eaten in competitions.

"If you don't eat oysters, then eat charcoal-grilled squid!"

"King, King! Didn't the king say that eating too much seafood can cause illness? The lower officials are really..."

"You can't eat a few seafood all year round, what are you doing with all this!"

Eating too much seafood can lead to gout, and the daily diet is often full of fish and meat, which can easily lead to wealth disease, but for the vast majority of people in this era, this is a false proposition.

Ordinary farmers can't eat a few bites of meat a year, and it's hard to see oil stars in their meals on weekdays, so it's really boring to tell him that big fish and big meat will cause wealth and wealth to get sick, so they have to eat less.

It is also boring to say to people who may not have the opportunity to eat a few bites of seafood in their lives that eating too much seafood will cause gout so they should eat less, and the two statements are simply false propositions.

Similarly, saying that Yang Guang is in Jiankang, so as long as he gives advice, he can turn defeat into victory, this statement is also boring, and it is actually a false proposition.

Yang Guang really has that kind of ability, and he will not be defeated outside Chang'an City, and after Jiankang is ordained a monk, there is still the eyeliner arranged by Yu Wenwen to stare at, not to mention how Yang Guang can gain the trust of Chen Guo's ministers Kong Fan and Shi Wenqing?

This reason is very simple, but Yuwenwen struggled all night to figure it out, so today he had to make up for it, let people bring a few plates of squid, and began to "hurt each other" with Zhou Faming

"Come, eat these twenty strings of squid before you speak!"

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Xingyuan, the daily life of the coach and the supervisor was staged again, and Yu Wenwen, who had nothing to do after eating a full meal, began to stir up trouble, and wanted to toss the long Strida to help digest after the meal, and by the way, a tooth for a tooth.

Yuwenwen led the troops to raid Linyi State, broke through the national capital Dianchong, and then plundered the army to massacre the city, and also set up a Jingguan outside the city.

On the day of returning to Panyu, Cui Da took the bento and "made a direct admonition" in public, so there must be nothing good to say in his recital, what "unauthorized border provocation", what "arson plundering hurts the heavens and harmony", and what "** Linyi State harem is outrageous" I am afraid that there must be.

All in all: Yuwen Wen's actions are shameful, his heart can be punished, and his people can be degraded.

Suing the boss for black is the instinct of the chief of the supervising army, Cui Da wants to impeach, Yu Wenwen has already prepared for this, and he also wrote a good chapter, wrote the ins and outs of the matter clearly, and also sent people to Yecheng.

But since the other party dared to make trouble to scare him, he dared to scare him back, anyway, Yu Wenwen happened to have an excellent excitement at hand, which could make the other party want to die.

"Chen Guo is trapped in the beast fight, the war in Jiankang is tight, and the widow is anxious, so he has to worry about the country!"

"The king opened the border provocation and slaughtered the capital of Linyi, causing the reputation of my heavenly kingdom to be damaged. I don't know how the king shares the country's worries? ”

"Of course, it's to wave the division to the north and reinforce Marshal Wei Chi!"

"Without the imperial edict, the king mobilized the army to leave the garrison without permission, did he think that the lower officials did not dare to die, and thought that the royal law was child's play!"

"Why did Cui Changshi say this? Of course, the widow is in Panyu, and the official army is also stationed in Lingbiao, but it is the faction general Tian Zhengyue, who led the Hulin army of 2,000, plus the Feng Xian clan, the Chen clan, and the Ning clan soldiers totaling no less than tens of thousands, and attacked Jiankang by sea, why should the long history be alive or dead? ”

It makes sense, Cui Da was speechless, the Hulin Army was Yuwenwen's private soldier, which was equivalent to a trilogy, and the soldiers of the Feng Xian clan, the Chen clan, and the Ning clan soldiers were not under the jurisdiction of the government, and it was really difficult to deduct a big crime if they really wanted to act like this.

But if Yuwen Wen succeeds and sends troops to stab Chen Guo by sea, it is not possible that the great achievement of breaking through Jiankang will be snatched by the other party's people, if this is the case, Cui Da will already be able to predict his end.

In order to let Yu Chi Youqi win the first credit for destroying the country, Prime Minister Wei Chi Dan used a lot of resources, not to mention that the Shu princess Wang was waiting for her baby son to return triumphantly.

Cui Da took the position of the marshal of the Lingnan Road March, just to avoid this situation, if he couldn't stop Yu Wenwen and let the first-class merit that should have belonged to Wei Chi Youqi fly or be divided in half, at least one "incompetent" evaluation would not be able to run away.

Sooner or later, Wei Chi's family will sit in the country, Cui Dali doesn't want to wait for the new dynasty to be driven to the corner to eat ashes, so whether he can become an important minister of the new dynasty depends on how he performs now and in the future, and he must not let Yu Wenwen's trick succeed.

But Yuwen Wen is acting in a yang scheme, and there is no way to stop it from the surface, so he can only delay.

"King! This matter is not trivial, regarding the Jiankang war, the prime minister must have his own arrangements, maybe the imperial court is using war to promote peace, forcing Chen Guo to sign an alliance under the city, to slowly plan it..."

"If the king hastily sends troops to reinforce and the soldiers are directed at Jiankang, it is very likely that the opponent's dog will jump over the wall in a hurry, and in the end it will be self-defeating and ruin the court's plan!"

What he said seemed to make sense, and Yu Wenwen suddenly realized: "Cui Changshi said this, it seems to make sense?" ”

Cui Da was already sweating on his back in a hurry, and seeing that Yu Wenwen was a little shaken, he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "It's better for the king to play the court first, if the court agrees to send reinforcements, it's not too late to plan to raise troops to the north for reinforcements." ”

Sending troops north to attack Jiankang without authorization, robbing Captain Chi Youqi of his first contribution to destroying the country, this move will seriously stimulate Prime Minister Captain Chi Dan, and it is no different from looking for death, so this statement is a false proposition, and Yu Wenwen will not be stupid at all.

deliberately said it just to provoke Cui Da, seeing that the other party was stimulated by him like this, I am afraid that a lot of brain cells have died, and the purpose has been achieved.

"In this case, the widow will send an envoy to Beijing, and wait until the court has a decision."