I am the separator 2 crossing the young master Chapter 263 The spring of the fat man

When Fang Zhengwang woke up, he recited a good poem, and even he couldn't help but praise himself. Κ

Stretching, Fang Zheng sighed comfortably. Immediately, he looked stunned, his eyes were dull, and he began to enjoy the happy daze time.

The so-called daze is to put the brain in a state of emptiness, which is a bit similar to what Buddhism calls "Lingtai Empty Ming", but people are for cultivation, but Young Master Fang is very simple and wants to experience the realm of idiots. There is a difference in nature between the two.

These days, I go to the barracks of the city defense army to inspect them. Since beheading the deputy general Shen Xin, Fang Zheng has established himself in the city defense army, looking at the awe-inspiring eyes of the soldiers, Fang Zheng still couldn't help but feel proud in his heart. However, Liwei can only do it occasionally, if you want to catch the city defense army in your own hands, more importantly, it is Huairou. Under the combination of grace and power. The soldiers will return to their hearts.

So in the past few days, Fang Zheng has generously spent a lot of money to pay the soldiers, buy meat to improve the food, or compensate the bereaved families of the casualties, etc., Fang Zheng's practices were quickly recognized by the soldiers, and now the soldiers of the city defense army have not yet reached the point of going to the soup to the fire. However, the favorability has greatly increased, at least the soldiers' eyes are no longer as cold as before, and there is a little more warmth and smile in them, which is a good phenomenon.

Fang Zheng was happy, but others were not happy.

The unhappy person is Tobe Shangshu Juniper-kun. Yesterday, Du Shangshu personally came to the door, took out an account book, squeezed the folds on his face, and cried about Fang Zheng's recent extravagance, just to pay more than 50,000 soldiers of the city defense army, the treasury spent more than 100,000 taels of silver, which is not enough to accept Fang Zheng, who sometimes generously patted the chest of the soldiers and said, "Follow me." There is meat to eat. ”

Every time this sentence is said, it means that the treasury has to set aside a sum of money to buy a thousand fat pigs. to realize the promise that Fang Zheng made to the soldiers.

Looking at the increasingly empty treasury, Du Shangshu had the heart to kill Fang Zheng, and the most hateful thing was that he didn't dare to offend this person, so he had to come to the door in person, crying first as usual, and then Du Shangshu wiped his tears and begged this Uncle Fang to be a little stingy, and no longer treat the silver in the treasury as his own favor, and send it around.

Fang Zheng looked at the shocking red letters on the account, and was also a little embarrassed, and finally comforted Du Shangshu and said that money is something outside the body, and if you don't bring it in life, you can't bring it in death."

Du Shangshu didn't catch his breath when he heard it, and almost closed up.

Worldly goods? Why don't you give me these things outside of your body? People who stand and talk without backache are so hateful!

In the end, Fang Zheng was defeated by Du Shangshu's tears, so he had to grit his teeth and take out 10,000 taels of silver tickets from his arms. endured the distress and said that this was a little meaning of his private donation to the treasury, Du Shangshu accepted the silver ticket at this time, and said goodbye with tears in his eyes.

Fang Zheng frowned, looking at the 10,000 taels of silver tickets that Du Shangshu took away, his heart was like a knife for a while, and then he thought about it, Lao Tzu extorted tens of thousands of taels of silver from his son, and he should donate 10,000 taels out, thinking about it, Fang Zheng was relieved again.

It's just that I don't know if Du Shangshu knew that this 10,000 taels of silver turned out to be his own, would he slap his bastard son to death"

I woke up today and looked out the window at the bright spring light. Fang Zheng was hesitating whether to go to the city defense army to patrol the camp again, but after thinking about it, it was too expensive to patrol the camp every time, and he couldn't control his mouth. In case you get happy, you will improvise and pat your chest again and say, "Follow me, there is meat to eat." "It is estimated that Du Shangshu will come to the door with a knife and fight with himself to break the net, so it is not very wonderful,,

The subordinate appeared at the door, saw that Fang Zheng was awake, and hurriedly said: "Young master, His Royal Highness King Fu"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a fat figure as a ball flashing in extremely vigorously, carrying the subordinate away, and then as if he had made an instantaneous movement, he swooped in front of Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng paused for a moment, looked fixedly, and saw that the person who came was a fat man, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

Dead fat man, real people don't show their faces, I didn't expect him to be so skilled, could it be that he is also a real kung fu who escaped for his life?

Before Fang Zheng could speak, he saw that the fat man's face was pale. He was sweating profusely and didn't care about wiping it, his whole body trembled as if he had been knocked into medicine, his lips trembled, and he threw himself on the side of Fang Zheng's bed, shouting: "Brother Fang! Save me! I'm dead, I'm going to die

Fang Zheng was shocked, seeing that the fat man looked like a lost dog, and the sense of crisis formed by escaping death many times instantly lit up the red light, so he reacted quickly and jumped out of bed, reached out and grabbed the fat man's collar and threw it under the table, and at the same time shouted in a deep voice: "Guard!" Escort! There are assassins! ”

Fang Zheng's courtyard was surrounded by many guards. Hearing Fang Zheng's shout, he immediately took action. Dozens of people were separated to guard the doors and windows of Fang Zheng's bedroom, and then swished, and many people went up on the roof. occupied the commanding heights, and the guards had an orderly division of labor. Obviously, it had been rehearsed in advance, and although the incident happened suddenly, there was no panic.

Immediately afterwards, a gong sounded in the Fang Mansion, and the shouts of the guards were heard all around: "There are assassins!" Protect King Fu and Lord Fang! Assign people to protect the family, hurry! ”

At the time, there were many people in Fang Zheng's mansion, chickens and dogs jumping, and hundreds of guards came from different places, and soon surrounded Fang Zheng's courtyard, like an iron bucket. The guards drew their swords and put their eyes on the pre-arranged positions, and the archers occupied the high ground, stretched out their bows and arrows, and searched around for the enemy.

Fang Mansion instantly turned into a heavily guarded castle.

Inside the bedroom.

The fat man was shocked when he saw this, and said, "Brother Fang, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that",

"Less nonsense!" Fang Zheng couldn't help but say. Seeing that the dead fat man struggled hard, he refused to get into the table. In a hurry, he unceremoniously kicked the fat man's fat and thick **. Kicked him in.

The fat man exclaimed, "Oops! ”

Then I bumped into something, and there was a dull thud from under the table.

"Brother Fang, you really misunderstood" Oops! The fat man was under the table, constantly moving, so angry that Fang Zheng stretched out his legs and kicked him again

"Less nonsense! Stay honest under the table. Don't come out! ”

"Brother Fang"

"If you mess around, I'll flatten you! Heartless. So many people protect you, and you still don't cooperate! ””

Half an hour later.

The fat man sat at the table with a few bruises on his face.

Fang Zheng's face was full of embarrassment, and he apologized to the commander of the guards who had searched for a long time and still did not see a single hair of the assassin.

After the guards withdrew, Fang Zheng had a gloomy face. Yi** sat next to the fat man, glared at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Brother Fatty, I came to my house to play with you today, right?" Look, it's fun to toss my house? ”

The fat man pursed his mouth, like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and said: Didn't I say that you misunderstood? Who told you to react so fast! Didn't give me a chance to explain."

"Huh? Co-authored Am I Wrong? I shouldn't have saved you! You be careful, don't be like the old man who says, "The wolf is coming, the sheep herding little fart, play this trick a few more times, and see who will come to save you in the future"

The fat man's eyes lit up: "The wolf is coming." What's the saying? Talk about it, talk about it"

"Didn't I tell you? Ahem, this story is very tortuous, once upon a time there was a sheep herding to the moldy child! Don't digress. Why am I telling you this? You yourself said, come to my house today, and as soon as you meet, you say that you are going to die, what do you mean? Didn't someone hunt you down? ”

When the fat man heard this, his face suddenly collapsed, and he cried and said: "Brother Fang, I'm dead, I'm going to die."

Fang Zheng lazily plucked his ears and said casually: "I know, I can see it." Let's talk about what's going on first, and then die when we're done. ”

The fat man pursed his mouth, and his small squinted eyes flashed with excitement: "Brother Fang, I" My spring is coming! ”

"Spring?" Fang Zheng was stunned, subconsciously looked at the spring light outside the window, and said unconvinced: "Why is your spring?" Spring is for everyone! ”

The fat man shook his head and said, "No, I didn't mean that, I "I"

Saying that, the fat man glanced at Fang Zheng embarrassedly, bowed his head quite shyly and said, "I" I fell in love with a girl, and my spring is coming. ”

Fang Zheng froze, looking at the shy fat man blankly, and felt a chill in his heart.

"You have a concubine, two side concubines, and a number of concubines, and you came to tell me that you fell in love with a girl?" Fang Zheng didn't understand for a while.

The fat man raised his head, looked at the sky, and said a very classic sentence: "That's not really looking"

Fang Zheng was stunned. Looking at the fat man with a face full of spring, Leng said: "So you came to my house." Say you're going to die? And then made my family jump, just for this "true love? ”

The fat man nodded shyly.

Fang Zheng wants to cry without tears"

Literary and artistic tone "Kill people!"

"Brother Fang, I really like that girl Seeing Fang Zheng's face full of sluggishness, the fat man emphasized again: Really!"

Fang Zheng looked at the fat man who was as excited as if he had eaten **, and muttered in his mouth: "The prince is going to rebel, the princes are busy fighting for power, and the armies are ready to move, but you are in love with a girl at this time" What happened to these ways? ”

The fat man also knew that it was very timely, and it was too much to say that the wind and snow were too much at this time, so his expression was a little confused.

Immediately, the fat man seemed to feel that the pursuit of personal happiness was not a shameful thing, so the fat man straightened his chest again and said confidently: "Someone told me that true love is great!" ”

"Which son of a son said that?" Fang Zheng said with a gloomy face.

"Isn't that what you told me before you married Yu'er?" The fat man smiled slyly.

Fang Zheng was full of black lines: "Not bad." Sure enough, it's insightful! ”

Putting aside those things that were competing for fame and fortune for the time being, Fang Zheng glanced at the fat man. sighed and said, "Tell me, who is that girl, why did you fall in love with her?" ”

When the fat man heard this, he was stunned as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and his eyes lit up and said, "That girl is simply a fairy!" As soon as I saw her, my mind was confused, and two words could describe how I felt about her at that time. Approximately. It's very nice."

If this guy becomes the emperor, he must also be a faint monarch who only loves beauty and does not love the country

The fat man raised his head, and his fat and bloated face shone with a holy light: "I went to drink flower wine that day." As if it was destined fate, I met her on the painting boat of Qin Zhun River, she was so charming, so so,"

"Wait! Wait a minute! Fang Zheng said discoloredly: "You went to the painting side to drink flower wine and met her?" She, who is she? ”

The fat man said as a matter of course: "She's the red-card girl who painted the fat, what's wrong?" ”

Fang Zheng swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Not much." You go on to say"

Damn fatty! Visiting the kiln actually came out of feelings,,

"Then we met, and she sat on the stage at a distance, plucking the strings, and my heart almost stopped beating," the fat man chattered about his true love, and his brow fluttered. Joy and shame.

Fang Zheng looked at him dumbfounded, with mixed feelings in his heart, what should I do? The fat man doesn't seem to realize that it's a critical period of life and death. At this moment, a "true love" suddenly popped up, is this guy lacking heart?

"You said you liked that girl, what did you like about her? Talk? Temperament? Good looks? Or is it Kung Fu in bed? Fang Zheng had to ask.

When the fat man heard this, it was as if he had been insulted. Standing up, a fat face was flushed with anger, his round chest couldn't help rising and falling, and he accused loudly: "How can you slander her like this? She is like a goddess in my heart, I don't even dare to say anything to her, how can I defile her in the slightest? ”

Fang Zheng's eyes widened in astonishment: "You mean." You haven't said a word to her yet? I look at her from such a distance every day, and I dare not approach? ”

The fat man nodded affirmatively.

"Are you sure you really like her? It can't be a hallucination that you drank too much, right? Fang Zheng said uneasily. Confirm it! Every time I saw her, I started to have a fever in my head and body. After returning to the tip, it is uncomfortable to hatch, lose appetite, and be irritable and irritable." The fat man's eyes are obsessed, and he looks like a hairy young man who is deeply in love.

Fang Zheng frowned, touched his chin and groaned: "According to these symptoms you said, why do I feel like rabies?" ”

Fang Zheng scratched left and right on the fat man: "You were bitten by a dog recently?" ”

The fat man's face became ugly: "Brother Fang, don't make trouble, I don't have any thoughts about it now, I think about her every day, so you have to help me!" ”

"That's not easy, isn't she a red card girl? Find the old dove who paints the voyage, spend money to redeem her, and connect to your house, you can get tired of loving her every day."

The fat man shook his head, and the fat on his face shook like dough, swaying from side to side.

"No," I asked the dove, and he said. The girl was not willing to redeem herself, she, her". The fat man said, with a sad look on his face: She doesn't like me. ”

Fang Zheng's eyes widened: "That girl is not sick, right?" Who wants to stay in the kiln for the rest of her life to laugh? ”

The fat man looked at the fat on his body aggrievedly, and he was very gloomy.

Fang Zheng also understood a little bit at a glance, and couldn't help but say angrily: "It's too unusual!" Aren't you just a little fat? It hasn't grown to the point of being angry, why doesn't she like you? ”

The fat man sighed faintly and was silent.

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Damn! Jing'er doesn't eat and eats and punishes wine! Lao Tzu summoned the guards, snatched the girl out, and set fire to her broken boat! Look what else she's going to have to do! ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng and the fat man stopped together, and then said in unison: "Why does this sound a little familiar?" ”

Then the two immediately remembered that the old dove refused to redeem Yanran, and the fat man stood on the bank of the Qinhuai River, isn't that what he said?

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the friendship that was as rich as alcohol spread and drifted between the two.

Fang Zheng patted the fat man's shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, since you can't spend money evenly, let's follow her routine, and I will definitely help you soak her." What is the struggle for power and profit, what is the position of the prince, all go! As long as you're happy! ”

The fat man smiled gratefully, then his face fell, and he cried: "Don't" Brother Fang, you have to help me with this matter, you have to help me with this matter, wouldn't it be more beautiful to collect fame and fortune before, right? .

Fang Zheng was speechless: "

With this fat man, he is not stupid, he is soaking in the girl, Lao Tzu worked hard to help him take the throne, but he became the prince, and the beauty girl was also in his arms, what am I fishing? Ancient living Lei Feng?

When night falls, the crowds on the banks of the Qinhuai River are getting denser. Two rows of red lanterns have already been hung on the painting side of the shore moored, like an unrestrained Huaichun woman, to the literati and ink writers who want to find flowers and willows, the princes and grandsons have opened her mind and accepted visitors from all over the world.

Fang Zheng and the fat man were dressed in civilian clothes, both of them were dressed as rich and romantic sons, walking slowly on the shore, and around the two, dozens of figures loomed and wandered, blocking the passing pedestrians without a trace. These people were the guards beside Fang Zheng and the fat man. In this extraordinary period, neither of them is a hero who regards death as home, so of course they have to be careful when they go out.

Fang Zheng was whispering to the fat man about the recent progress.

"The grain carts that are trading with the ministers have been prepared, a total of sixty carts, and I also asked Feng Qiudao to send two thousand soldiers of the Longwu Army to escort the carts, and in a few days they can set off and go straight to Helan Mountain, even if there are bandits along the way, don't worry. Just to exterminate them, for the future merchants to clear this trade route

The fat man nodded: "You did a very good job in this matter, not only won over the minister, but also made money, and more importantly, you gained a reputation among the people, killing three birds with one stone!" ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "This is a mistake, I just thought that if I lost money, I would pull a few more pads,"

"How well have you managed the city guards? Will the soldiers listen to you? Katsuko said with a solemn expression.

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "How can it be so easy?" I've only been in office for a few days, have I? Although the attitude of those soldiers towards me is kinder than when the net was gone, it has not yet reached the level of obedience, don't forget, Qin Chong has always been there, his prestige in the army is much higher than mine, if he is really determined to follow the prince all the way to the black, the variables of the city defense army will be great."

The fat man sighed: "Take your time, I just hope that the prince can leave us more time to prepare."

"You can't take your time! The prince needs more time than us, but we can't give him a chance, Master Chen is right, it's better to get up and wait than to go, if we start first, maybe the chance of winning will be greater, although we are not ready, but I estimate that the prince's side is even more unready, there is a mental calculation or no intention, we have a greater chance of winning. ”

The fat man was puzzled: "What do you mean by preemptively?" ”

Fang Zheng smiled mysteriously and said, "I have an idea, maybe I can force the prince to strike first, as soon as he makes a move, our chance will come, hehehehe"

"Brother Fang, you have a good smile, good

"Are you handsome?"

"Treacherous."

The two unconsciously walked to the front of a painting voyage, the scale of the painting voyage is quite large, looking up, the door of the front hall of the painting ship is slightly hung with a mahogany sign, on the book four people: "Penglai Xianzhou".

Fang Zheng nunnified his chin and asked the fat man: Is this here? ”

The fat man's little squinted eyes stared at Huahang obsessively, as affectionate as looking at a lover: "Little pair." That's it. ”

The name of the painting is quite good, and it has a little bit of a sense of being out of the dust.

Fang Zheng helped the fat man straighten his clothes, and forced the fat man to put away the smirk on his face, then patted him on the shoulder, pointed at Huahang and said loudly: "Okay." Operation Pickle Begins! Fatty, on! ”