Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Deadly Barbarian

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Tie Xinyuan dropped the paperwork in his hand and said to Wei Chi.

"I thought I could create a commoner royal family, but now it seems completely impossible.

Since the day when I made myself king, I have ceased to be a man, but a king, and the king is not a man at all.

More often than not, he is a symbol of power, in which humanity occupies very little, or at all, does not exist.

Tell you, don't look at you and I living a life without shame all day long, haha, in fact, it is King Hami who lives with you without shame, not Tiexinyuan. ”

Yu Chi Zhuozhuo smiled and said: "So, the person who lay on me last night for half the night was King Hami, not Tie Xinyuan?" ”

Tie Xinyuan looked up at the roof and said, "Yes." ”

Wei Chi Zhuozhuo reached out and touched her husband's forehead, and it was not too burning, so she said angrily: "You don't have to pick up a green hat for yourself like this." ”

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said: "White horses are not horses, dreams of butterflies are not butterflies, you don't understand such a profound knowledge as dialectical materialism." ”

Wei Chizhuo covered his mouth and smiled: "Gongsun Long's white horse is not a horse, I know everything about Zhuangzi Mengdie, but I don't know what kind of dialectic you are talking about."

Needless to say, you know you made it up.

In order to make your nonsense true, every time you pull some of everyone's words and confuse them to tell others, so that others can't figure out your truth at all, and those who don't know think that there is really such a truth in the world. ”

was exposed, Tie Xinyuan shouted in annoyance: "You will regret it, you will, you are humiliating the truth." ”

Yu Chizhuo stood up straight and sighed: "Okay, even if you are right, you can explain to the concubine now, this hand pressed on my ass belongs to King Hami or to Tie Xinyuan." ”

Tie Xinyuan didn't withdraw his hand, and deliberately pinched it twice, and said with a smile: "What's the difference?" ”

Yu Chi Zhuozhuo slapped off the claw of An Lu and said: "If it is King Hami's, the concubine body must protect her innocence, chop off this claw, and then drag you to feed the dog, and then the concubine will commit suicide with a sword to save her full name."

If it is my husband's iron heart's hand, the concubine body should ask the husband if it is smooth to touch it like this, and if the concubine body is changed to a more comfortable posture. ”

Tie Xinyuan thought for a while and said, "It's better for Tie Xinyuan's hand, or you can ...... it now."

"That's it, the patriarchs and elders of the whole world are waiting for you to meet you, you have received so many cattle, sheep, and war horses, you must always show it.

Now, treat these patriarchs and elders well, and pick a few pleasing rewards, the meal arranged by the concubine has wasted a lot of effort. ”

As he spoke, Wei Chi Zhuozhuo put on his cloak on Tie Xinyuan, carefully fastened the belt, and then pushed him into the heavy snow.

The food of Hami is very rich, and the various foods on the long table can be called a mountain of food.

More than ten kinds of naan cakes, dozens of kinds of barbecue, colorful candied fruits, and more than a dozen long cases are piled up.

The warm liquor was poured into the huge jade urn, and then it flowed down a white jade trough, and the syrup melted a layer of snow on the jade trough, and those who sat on the long table only had to pluck the beads on the jade trough, and the wine poured into the white jade cup.

The wine is turquoise, and it is a rare bamboo leaf green in the Central Plains.

With the famous Xinghua Village, a famous wine in Hedong Province, as the "bottom wine", it retains the characteristics of bamboo leaves, and then adds more than ten kinds of precious Chinese medicinal materials such as sand kernel, red sandalwood, angelica, tangerine peel, male cloves, zero incense, and patchouli incense.

The color of the wine is golden and transparent with a slight green color, with a unique aroma formed by apricot blossom village and medicinal herb infusion, aromatic and mellow, sweet and slightly bitter in the mouth, mild, smooth, and endless aftertaste.

Because Tie Xinyuan didn't like the bitterness of this wine, the Hami winemaker added rock sugar, snowflake sugar, egg white, etc., and brewed it again, so that the wine has a variety of effects such as warming the stomach, soothing the liver and benefiting the spleen, invigorating the blood and replenishing the blood, smoothing the qi and removing annoyance, and eliminating food and rejuvenation.

The best winter feast, a sip of the whole body is warm, almost making people forget that they are in the cold weather.

Tie Xinyuan doesn't like the liquor with sugar very much, but Wei Chi Zhuozhuo likes the color of this wine and thinks that it is best to use it to entertain people, and there will be a large amount of this kind of bamboo leaf green wine in the palace.

Tie Xinyuan sat on the highest place, looked at the messy savages under the platform, sighed and raised his glass; "Gentlemen drink a lot!"

The patriarchs and elders in fancy clothes raised their glasses in unison and shouted - drink very much.

Because of the different words, the length of the voice is naturally different, and it sounds chaotic, but the actions of these people drinking are all in unison, and they are uniform.

Zema, who was sitting at the head of Tie Xinyuan, turned into a red cloth with shame, and she just said to Tie Xinyuan that she had trained these people in etiquette for five days should be able to show the grace of Hami Kingdom.

"I've been desperate for a long time."

Looking at the outlawed savages from the Western Regions who stuffed something into their mouths and poured wine, Tie Xinyuan was not surprised at all that this group of people could turn an ultra-luxurious banquet into a scene of bandits eating meat and drinking a lot.

Isn't there anyone in the Western Regions who knows books and etiquette?

The answer is yes, yes, and there are many.

It's just that since the rise of the Hami Kingdom, these people have disappeared. What remained was this group of wine bags and rice bags who only knew how to graze, eat and drink.

Zema leaned closer to Tie Xinyuan, and said with a smile: "Such subordinates actually meet the requirements of the king, do you say?" ”

Tie Xinyuan threw a grape into his mouth and smiled: "Are you saying that your king and I are only worthy of supporting a group of stupid people?" ”

Zema hurriedly said: "The concubine said that such a person is easy to manage. ”

Tie Xinyuan said lazily: "I actually want to challenge the high difficulty, if all my subordinates are like this, one day I will become like this, this is called living in abalone for a long time without noticing its smell." ”

Zema covered her mouth and smiled like Zhao Wan: "The concubine is ......"

Tie Xinyuan saw that Zema was a little flattering after drinking, and hurriedly said: "You should say that it is okay to be a micro-minister or a lower official, just don't call yourself a concubine, in addition, you have a big mouth and a beautiful smile, don't hide it." ”

Zema's face immediately became a little aggrieved, and he said in a low voice: "Weichen is a broken flower and a willow ......."

Tie Xinyuan said angrily: "I have also corrected you seven or eight times when you are not a broken flower and a willow, in addition, once others are broken and willows, they will generally hide and not see anyone, you are good, since the injury is healed, where has you stopped for a day."

These four words are humiliated by others, but you use these four words to the fullest, and when you encounter a hurdle that you can't pass, you will use these four words to clear the customs, do you think that the minister of state has not complained to me about your arrogance and domineering?

God, I don't have a problem with you building a house for your father and mother at the foot of the mountain, as long as your family is rich, I can't care about it, but ah, you don't know if your brother is a kind of person? Are you going to send his father and son to the barracks to be killed, and then accept your fortune in the Great Snow Mountain? ”

Zema still looked like she was crying.

Tie Xinyuan gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, okay, your brother and his two stupid sons can enter the barracks, but they can only enter the city guards, and they don't want to enter Lao Tzu's field barracks." ”

Zema immediately burst into tears and opened her mouth to laugh and said, "Captain! Two! ”

Tie Xinyuan looked at Zema and sighed, "Actually, I would prefer to give you land and property to comfort you." ”

Zema shook his head and said, "If you don't have the ability, even if you reward you with a lot of land and treasure, it is useless, and when you are unable to keep the wealth, the wealth will harm them."

The concubine is pitied by the king, and if you don't take the opportunity to give them some opportunities to experience at this time, I'm afraid there will be no hope in the future. ”

Tie Xinyuan frowned when he heard this: "Why don't you ever think about yourself?" You are the daughter of Tubo, not our Song daughter, the pursuit of freedom and happiness is your nature, not to tie your life to your family. ”

Zema was suddenly stunned, and looked at Tie Xinyuan for a long time, and when he was about to ask her, he listened to Zema.

"The king has already won the battle?"

"What's the sure win?"

"Weichen is saying that in this war between my Hami Kingdom and the Khitans, you have won the battle?"

Tie Xinyuan said strangely: "Why do you ask like this?" ”

"If it weren't for you, where would you have the heart to ponder Weichen's careful thinking?"

"You said this, Xiao Xiaomu has withdrawn from the desert for the winter, and the savages in the north have also retreated in an orderly manner, and it seems that the war is coming to an end."

"You don't chase after the victory?"

"Chase?" Tie Xinyuan smiled bitterly, picked up Zhu Yeqing, which he didn't like at all, and drank it dry, causing a ghost-crying wolf-like sound of "drinking" from under the stage again.

"I used to think that the barbarians would freeze to death in this winter, but as a result, people only wore a ragged leather jacket, and they could run wild in the snow for thirty miles with bare feet, Meng Yuanzhi was surrounded by two barbarians, and fought for half an hour before chopping off the arm of a barbarian, but he was shot in the shoulder and back by another barbarian with an arrow, if it wasn't for the good armor, it was a question whether he could come back alive.

Do you know how Meng Yuanzhi got hurt? ”

"You say it's a fierce battle......"

"Fight a fart, if those two barbarians go up one by one, Meng Yuanzhi can kill a hundred of them at a time, but these two barbarians use a hammer and a bow and arrow, and the barbarian with a hammer would rather be chopped off by Lao Meng than create an opportunity for another barbarian who shoots arrows, and Lao Meng was almost killed in this way.

Lao Meng said that he has seen a lot of people who play with their lives, but they have never seen more than 10,000 people playing with their lives together.

You know the power of gunpowder bullets, have you ever seen someone who would rather blow up one in his arms than let his companions continue to charge?

There are more than 10,000 such people in the north of the Tianshan Mountains, oh, now there are more than 6,000 left.

Now that the battle has been fought, it's time to stop.

If we don't catch our breath, I think we might be the ones who collapse first. ”