Chapter 109 The Destined Sycophant

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Therefore, people often say that the Xie family treasure tree, occasionally with yellow leaves, green horses ride, small defects are inevitable.

If you look at this matter generously and laugh at it, Zhao Zhen's body doesn't even have the qualifications to let him know, and those rulers will remove the yellow leaves as soon as possible.

Tie Xinyuan hates yellow leaves, especially the yellow leaves growing on his own trees, and he doesn't like the flaws on Qing Chengjun's body.

But the son of the jujube red horse has a shortcoming that is not a shortcoming, the red hair that has just grown out is very beautiful, but the hair that grows part of it changes color.

"King, if only this white hair could grow on the bridge of the nose, if it grows on the center of the eyebrows, it is simply the symbol of BMW.

Although it is ugly on the buttocks, it is not unsightly, at least the pony already has a BMW frame. ”

Hu Laosan was afraid that Tie Xinyuan would be angry, so he carefully explained on the side.

Tie Xinyuan looked at the white hair on the pony's buttocks, how it looked, how it looked like a palm.

"It's a sycophant!"

Su Shi accosted him very sensitively on the side: "What is a sycophant? ”

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said: "The barbarians on the grassland generally don't praise their masters, but like to pat other people's horses' buttocks and flatter: Good horses, good horses, even if it's a donkey." ”

Su Shi raised his thumb and said: "The barbarian will also say flattering words around the corner, which is really amazing."

But ah, this pony is really a good horse! ”

Tie Xinyuan glanced at the guy who was now learning and selling, and then brushed the foal again.

"It's really a good horse, not flattery, not even sycophancy."

Su Shi was a little anxious.

Tie Xinyuan stopped the brush in his hand and said: "If you have any requirements, just say it, don't turn around, your flattery makes me feel even more disgusting." ”

"There is a special tile market in the market of Qingxiang City, the king knows, right?"

Tie Xinyuan nodded and said: "I heard that there are many jugglers and song and dance troupes stationed in Washizi, and it is said that a lot of taxes are collected, this is your political achievement, if you can go to Washizi a few times, I may have been promoted to your official a long time ago." ”

Su Shi said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you are promoted or not, there will be a song and dance in Bianjing Tower tomorrow, and the lower officials want to invite the king to take a look." ”

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said, "I'm delicate and expensive now, and you let me squeeze in the middle of a group of perverts and drool at the dancers?" ”

Su Shi shook his head again and again: "It's not like this, it's all a group of elegant people." ”

"You made me huddle in a crowd of elegant people and drool at the dancers?"

"Can you not say the word pervert?"

Tie Xinyuan scoffed at Su Shi's rebuttal.

"Who designed the dancer's crotch pants? It's you, right? Who first came up with the dancer's hip swing? It's Wang Dayong, right?

Who is the ghost screaming when the dancer is belly dancing? It's Peng Li, who is not ashamed, right?

Who asked four girls to spend the night in one night? It's Huang Yanshou, right? There is also a face to say that the old man is talking about juvenile madness, no, this sentence was said when you filmed Huang Yanshou's ass, right? ”

Su Shi said with a dark face: "It's a real celebrity who is self-aware!" ”

"Phew! Why haven't I heard that Mr. Ouyang also goes to that kind of place? ”

"What do you know, my husband has a singing and dancing troupe, and he will only ...... in the house"

Su Shi reacted violently and hurriedly stopped.

Tie Xinyuan clicked his mouth and said, "There is no good one, and you don't look at Wang Yan, the same ...... No, Wang gradually is a fucking eunuch! ”

Su Shi saw that Tie Xinyuan was a little angry, and knew that it was basically no fun to invite Tie Xinyuan to go to the building together, so he turned around and left after giving a salute.

The elf finally came out to dance, on the condition that he invited the king of Hami to watch it together, but now Tie Xinyuan was reluctant to go, and he felt a little ashamed of the beauty.

"Wait!"

Tie Xinyuan suddenly stopped Su Shi.

Su Shi said angrily: "If you don't go, forget it, you can't bury me anymore." ”

Tie Xinyuan ignored Su Shi's complaints and asked, "You say, all the big and small officials in Qingxiang City will go tomorrow night?" ”

"Xiangguo is not going as usual."

"Alright then, I'll go!"

Hearing this, Su Shi's spirits perked up, and he hurriedly said, "Are you really going?" ”

Tie Xinyuan snorted and said, "There are a group of pervert officials in Hami, and it is not too embarrassing to have one more pervert king. ”

Su Shi said with a smile: "Happy with the people, happy with the monarchs and ministers, this is a good story, I will arrange it." ”

Su Shi left like a gust of wind, Tie Xinyuan sighed and continued to brush the pony, brushed twice and threw the brush to Hu Laosan, and returned to the wolf's den with his hands behind his back.

The cold wind in the Western Regions not only froze the earth, but also Hami's government affairs seemed to be frozen by the cold wind.

In addition to the City Shipping Division, which manages the merchants, and the Treasury Division, which is responsible for distributing grain to the canteens, even the Hami River Transportation Division has stopped operating due to the freezing of the river.

In this way, the officials of Hami will be happy, and if they do a good job of the agricultural reclamation plan and construction plan for the beginning of spring as soon as possible, make a good job of the yellow book of the population, and count the official treasury everywhere, they will be able to be lazy until the beginning of spring, and in these two months, they can indulge in lust and lust.

As a Song person, if you don't leave a good or bad reputation in the Qinglou, you will be a native of Bianliang in Tokyo in the Great Song Dynasty.

During this time, Su Shi's poems flourished, and a newly created "Snow in the Tianshan Mountains" brought countless Song Dynasty officials to Hami to tears.

Not only him, but even Ouyang Xiu collected a lot of Qiuzi music scores in his spare time, and personally added words to these scores.

Nowadays, as long as you go out on the street, people who are not people can hum two sentences - the snow is cross-winded and the March twilight is fierce, and the door is broken to cover the yellow sand......

In good conscience, when did you let this old man live in a dilapidated house?

The best living conditions in Qingxiang City are Xiangguo Mansion, there is even a hot spring flowing in the hall, the whole room is as warm as spring, and the garlic seedlings on the plate are more than a foot high, how can it be cold, and where does the yellow sand come from to block the door?

Not only Ouyang Xiu and Su Shi, but even Wang Dayong, Peng Li, and Huang Yanshou also want to contribute to the cultural cause of Hami Kingdom, and they don't do anything all day long, searching for dry poems, lyrics, music, and paintings all day long, Yu Chilei is almost in a state of madness, as long as he is drunk, he will lie on the railing and roar - the prosperous Tang Dynasty reappears in the Western Regions!

Zhao Wan passed by Tie Xinyuan's side twice.

Every time I secretly looked at my black-faced husband, I hid far away if I didn't want to cause trouble, but I couldn't resist the temptation of curiosity, so I happened to pass by Tie Xinyuan's side for the third time.

"Is the husband watching the general trend of the world, or is he planning the country?"

Tie Xinyuan snorted and said, "I'm thinking about how to get that dancing girl called Elf to bed, I'm helpless, or you can help me figure it out?" ”

Zhao Wan rested her head on Tie Xinyuan's chest, touched his face with pity, and said, "Poor, you don't need to go to that orchid, as long as you give it a look, your paperwork will be washed immediately and lying on the bed waiting for you."

Don't bother thinking about orchids. ”

Tie Xinyuan sneered and said, "You wait, I'll go to Bianjing Tower tomorrow, do you think I don't have the ability to get a orchid to bed?" ”

Zhao Wan smiled and said, "I can't see that my husband still has such ambitions, do you want me to give up the room for your tryst?" ”

It's so annoying, the big-bellied mother-in-law can't beat it, so Tie Xinyuan had to sit on the edge of the table decadently and pour a bowl of tea to extinguish the fire.

"Really angry?"

"There is a clause in the official code of Hami that says very clearly that important ministers of the state are not allowed to appear at an unofficial banquet at the same time, and now it seems that no one takes this one seriously."

Zhao Wan frowned and said: "There are also such regulations in the Great Song Dynasty, Pingzhang Affairs, Governor's Affairs, Privy Envoys, and Three Envoys, who are not allowed to attend private banquets, they abide by them well, I haven't heard that a large group of important ministers went to Qinglou." ”

Tie Xinyuan gritted his teeth and gurgled, slapped his face on the table and said, "Hami has it, and he specially sent Su Shi to invite me to go with me."

It's not that they don't want to have fun, it's that they're worried that people will end up in a pot, and that's how this regulation came about. ”

Zhao Wan's brows also furrowed, and she said slowly: "This is a manifestation of their lack of consciousness as important ministers, if they can realize that their status is very important, they will not act like this."

The concubine thought that as long as she killed the dancing girl called Elf, there would be no such banquet.

When I was in Tokyo, if two important ministers had a dispute over a woman, that's what my father did.

The mushroom powder that the husband left for the concubine has not been used on people yet! ”

Tie Xinyuan glanced at Zhao Wan and sighed: "There is no problem with your father doing this, I can't do it now."

Imperial means are a method that can only be used by mature emperors, and for me, the most important thing is to win the hearts of this group of people and make them work for Hami, that is, I need to pat their ass now. ”

Zhao Wan smiled heartlessly: "No wonder there is a slap mark on the buttocks of the son of the jujube red horse, this is a warning from God, you must not forget to slap the horse's ass." ”

Tie Xinyuan nodded and said, "I started by patting your father's ass, and I can't lose my ability to take care of the house."

Tomorrow I will go and see for myself how enchanting that elf really is, and how capable of confusing the king's ministers is. ”

Zhao Wan nodded and said, "Wang Yan also went to ......"

Tie Xinyuan held Zhao Wan's hand and said: "I don't need to send out my big companion, you are more important here, I, Tie Xinyuan, have been playing with poison since I was born, I don't believe that there are ghost tricks that I can't see."

If tomorrow is safe, it will be fine, if ......"

Zhao Wan sighed and said: "The king is not so good, the people are your help, and at the same time, they are also your weakness."

These things that have happened recently are all things you have to face, if you pinch it tightly, someone will rebel, and if you pinch it loose, there will be people who plot against it, there is a degree in the middle, you must grasp it yourself, if you grasp it well, it will be a generation of saints, and if you don't grasp it well, it will be a tyrant, the king of the dead country, it will be difficult for you. (To be continued.) )