"This meat skewer is so fragrant!"

"I've never smelled anything like this."

"The stews in the century-old shop on Yuan Street are not so fragrant."

As the fragrance became stronger and stronger, the luster of the meat skewers itself was also attractive, and some of the guards couldn't help but surround them.

Yuan Tan didn't say anything and continued to grill skewers.

You must know that he is a man with the title of kitchen god, and the food he makes is simply no one can resist. You can see the drooling expressions of these guards.

"Uh-huh......."

With a cough, the garrison here looked at his guards with a dissatisfied expression.

"He grills skewers, what are you doing so close? You're here to watch the eldest lady, not to eat. Tai Shi Ci reprimanded.

The guards scratched their heads in embarrassment, but only took a step or two back, it seemed that Yuan Tan's skewer was too tempting. Unless the real punishment comes to them, these guards will not really leave.

At this time, Yuan Tan picked up a roasted kidney, and when he bit it, his expression was like a person who had been hungry for a month and had eaten the most delicious food in the world.

The guards simply understood it deeply, and they moved their index fingers one by one, constantly scratching their necks, and they couldn't stand it.

Tai Shi Ci also pulled his neckline, he wanted to turn his head aside as much as possible, but he couldn't control it.

Yuan Tan only spoke at this time, "General Tai Shici, you have also worked hard, let's eat a bunch." This is a fresh lamb kidney, which is generally not eaten at all. ”

Tai Shi Ci looked over, and his eyes were completely on his waist. Speaking of which, he has long been concerned about this big waist, but he's a general, how can he just go up and eat other people's things.

At this moment, Yuan Tan couldn't resist such an invitation.

Tai Shi Ci began to find reasons for himself, "It's just a kidney, how big is it?" I'm too Shi Ci, as the first fierce general in Jiangdong, are you still afraid of eating a kidney? ”

So he walked over and took the big waist from Yuan Tan's hand.

After taking a sip, the mouth is full of oil, and the unique aroma of the kidneys is completely dispersed in the mouth with a developed sense of taste, and then reaches the nasal cavity with a sensitive sense of smell.

"It's so fragrant......."

Tai Shi Ci swallowed it in one gulp, and when he closed his eyes, he had an endless aftertaste.

The guards were completely dumbfounded, looking at Tai Shici's little appearance of enjoyment, each of them had a hundred cats in their hearts, and four hundred paws scratched to death.

"I've never eaten such a delicious kidney...... for so many years." Tai Shi Ci sighed.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the eyes of all the puppies of the guards looking at him, and if he had a tail, he would definitely be able to sweep the floor.

After Tai Shici satisfied himself alone, he was embarrassed when he saw this situation.

After all, he is a man who loves soldiers like children, and if he eats so happily, he really doesn't want to go.

But it doesn't make sense to eat other people's skewers like this.

"General!"

One of the guards knelt down, he wanted to eat too much. There is a strength in my heart, if I can't eat it, I will never forgive myself in this life.

It looks like I'm also guilty of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I can't really go if I don't eat it.

The other guards knelt down when they saw someone starting.

"It's ......." Tai Shi Ci looked at Yuan Tan ashamedly, and he didn't know Yuan Tan's name, but he knew that Yuan Tan was the representative of Liu Bei when he was assessed, "This representative, can you?" ”

Yuan Tan Zhengse said: "Wine and meat are not separated, it is rare for everyone to look up to me." I still have a lot of skewers here, you can eat as much as you like. ”

"Thank you, sir!"

"Thank you, sir!"

The guards immediately rushed up and grabbed food.

Tai Shi Ci was speechless for a while when he saw this, and said in his heart What are these special people, Lao Tzu rewarded you for your time, why didn't you see you so excited?

So, Tai Shici also went out and ate together.

"Delicious, delicious!"

"It smells so good."

There are no guards standing guard at all, they are all around Yuan Tan, and as soon as the skewers come out of the pot, they will be carved up.

Inside the embroidery building.

"Prime Minister, what's wrong, we are all controlled by them, and the Prime Minister is still in the mood to invite them to eat kebabs!"

With the words of the maid Xiaobi, the maids were filled with righteous indignation.

In their opinion, Yuan Tan should find a way to rescue them, but they didn't expect to give the enemy skewers to eat.

"Please! Pour also! ”

Yuan Tanle shouted from outside.

"Poured?"

Tai Shi Ci they can't understand.

Disheveled~

Then he saw one of the guards fall, and after his mouth and eyes were crooked, he fell unconscious.

Bang bang bang .......

Immediately after that, the other guards also fell, until Tai Shici was left alone.

"Damn, this string is drugged!"

Tai Shi Ci's eyes widened, and he looked at Yuan Tan with an angry gaze. This representative, everyone is drugged in water and wine, and he especially drugged meat skewers, which is so bad that it is really impossible to prevent it!

Although Tai Shi Ci understood, it was too late, and he also fell.

Yuan Tan breathed a sigh of relief, and sure enough, as expected, Tai Shici's physique was different from that of ordinary soldiers, so he gave him a big waist.

Sure enough, no man can resist the temptation of a big waist.

At this time, the pastoral dog in charge of the night vigil ran over, took it out of Tai Shici's mouth, took it in his mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp.

The pastoral dog swayed left and right after him, made two spins, and pushed the golden mountain to fall into the jade pillar and fainted.

At this point, even people and dogs are all round.

In the embroidery building.

Sun Shangxiang and her maids were shocked, lying down~, it turned out that the prime minister was not serving them to eat skewers.

The prime minister is too bad, but why do we like him so much in our hearts~.

"Daughter-in-law, clean up, it's time for us to go." Yuan Tan shouted, and kicked Tai Shici, like a dead pig that had been sleeping.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 8

Bite! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced in front of the maids, and the pretending value is increased by 9

Bite! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced in front of the daughter-in-law, and the pretending value is increased by 10

Bite! Congratulations to the host for triggering the lotto draw, will you draw it immediately?

The pretending value has arrived in the account.

Yuan Tan looked at the stunned maids in the room, for men, there is nothing more pleasant than pretending to be forced in front of women, let alone a group of women.

There was even a big draw.

"Smoke it now!"

Bite! Congratulations to the host for getting a super windproof lighter.

"Huh?" Yuan Tan, who was originally happy to the top of the mountain, suddenly felt that he had fallen to the bottom, "I can pull out anything, but the lighter is useless?" There is no cigarette smoking, and even if there is a cigarette, there is a fire twist to light the fire. ”

Bite! This is a super lighter, fingerprint ignition, unlimited energy.

"What's the use of that?" Yuan Tan wailed, this was simply the most unavailable thing he had drawn.

Yuan Tan took out the super lighter, which was as long as a hand seal, and as soon as he pressed it, there was a fire in the hole in front of him. But even if it's infinite, it's useless.

But after all, it's a modern item, beautifully made, and it looks quite pretended, so I'll put it away for the time being.

Sun Shangxiang was saying goodbye to the maids at this time.

The maids wept, "I won't see Miss anymore." ”

Sun Shangxiang also wept and said, "Don't worry, after my husband and I cross the river, I will send someone to pick you up." You are just my maids, and my brother will not embarrass you. ”

Only then did the maids rejoice.

Yuan Tan took Sun Shangxiang and just went out when he saw Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang and them coming.

The ground was full of guards, as well as the big Tai Shici.

“？？？。” Sun Ce.

“……。” Zhou Yu.

“……。” Zhuge Liang.

“！！！” Yuan Tan.