Chapter 5: The Pig Daughter-in-law
Chapter 5 The Pig Daughter-in-law
Jiang Tiandao shook his head very honestly, he really didn't marry a daughter-in-law. He joined the army at the age of eighteen before he crossed over, and since then he has been fighting outside, rarely seeing even a woman every day. Even the army is a male to kill a pig, how can he have a chance to marry a daughter-in-law.
Xing'er came to her senses as soon as she saw it, and slapped him: "Stinky boy, will I be your daughter-in-law?" ”
Jiang Tiandao was stunned, they all said that modern women are open, but they have never seen a man chasing after him to marry someone else. Is this woman a nymphomaniac?
But to be honest, this woman is really handsome, with big watery eyes, thin red and tender lips, and a small nose, although the skin is not so white, but isn't it her healthy wheat color that modern people are pursuing? And because Xing'er often works in the field, although her waist is a little thick and her feet are a little big, her chest is round and round, especially the big one in the back, which is definitely the material for giving birth to a male baby.
Moreover, I crossed over here in a daze, who knows if I can go back, and if I can marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law, it will not be in vain.
Thinking about it like this, Jiang Tiandao's eyes straightened a little. Is this woman true or false?
But before he could think of it, Xing'er stretched out her finger and poked him again: "Stinky boy, do you really want to dream of marrying a daughter-in-law?" Don't dream, my sister is teasing you. ”
Rub, it turned out to be molesting Lao Tzu! Jiang Tiandao was a little embarrassed, and pulled his clothes in a sneer, and didn't let Xing'er rub the medicine.
Xing'er saw that his old face was flushed, and she couldn't help but giggle in amusement, and the flowers and branches of the straight smile trembled.
It was easy to stop laughing, and Xing'er said to Jiang Tiandao seriously: "Stinky boy, if you really want to marry a daughter-in-law, I will go to the front village to tell you, the second daughter of the old Wang family in the front village is handsome." ”
Jiang Tiandao lowered his head, took a rag and wiped his gun, ignoring her. This woman, who is crazy, may be putting herself in a trap again.
Sure enough, Xing'er saw that Jiang Tiandao didn't look up, so she continued: "Wang Erniu is eighteen years old this year, she looks white and pure, the whole village counts her white, and the white one can't find a single black hair......
Jiang Tiandao was stunned: Black hair?
Xing'er also found out that she was talking bald, so she quickly changed her words and said: "The second girl is the most ladylike, she usually never speaks loudly, she doesn't even raise her head when she sees someone, and she walks and twists, just like the eldest lady in the city." ”
Jiang Tiandao still didn't look up, but he was thinking in his heart, would there be any ladies in this small mountain village? Just like that, you can't let people spit on the stars and drown?
"Also, the second girl has a big buttocks, and that one is also big, and she can give birth to more than a dozen ......at a time."
Jiang Tiandao raised his head suddenly: "You shouldn't be talking about pigs, right?" ”
Xing'er giggled, and Jiang Tiandao realized that she had been tricked by this girl again, and what she said at the beginning was a pig, or a pig with white stripes.
Jiang Tiandao is a little sad, the legend says that the traversers are very good, why is it not good when it comes to Lao Tzu, and he was tricked again and again by a seventeen or eighteen-year-old country girl. What about the legendary protagonist aura?
In order not to let the little girl tease her again, Jiang Tiandao chose to be silent, lowered his head and just wiped the gun, and never answered Xing'er's words again. Xing'er rubbed the medicine twice and felt bored, so she put the medicine bowl there: "It's really boring, it's the same wood, it's not fun at all." With that, he twisted his ass and went out.
Jiang Tiandao lay on the bed for half a month, and let Xing'er feed the porridge with a spoon for half a month. Even later he was able to get out of bed and do some simple actions on his own, but Apricot still refused to compromise.
Half a month later, Jiang Tiandao was already able to walk on his own, and he planned to leave here. He didn't know where he was going to go when he left, but he knew he couldn't stay here.
I learned from Xing'er's father, Lao Li Tou, that this village is called Li Jiayingzi, although it is not an enemy-occupied area, but it is not a base area, and there are often devils who come to the village to fight the autumn breeze. So it's not a long-term thing to recuperate here.
Xing'er resolutely disagreed: "Xiao Daozi, your injury is not healed yet, what if you run into a devil halfway out?" "After so many days of getting along day and night, Xing'er already knew that his name was Jiang Tiandao, so the stinky boy became Xiao Daozi.
Jiang Tiandao raised the sniper rifle in his hand: "I have this, I'll kill him with one, and I'll kill a pair of two." ”
Xing'er didn't believe it: "Blow you, how can you still be injured?" You have such a great ability, and you still use it to let me serve you for half a month? ”
Jiang Tiandao was speechless, and said in his heart: This injury was brought over by Lao Tzu when he crossed over, and Lao Tzu, an armed little devil, didn't take it seriously. But it's enough to think about it, the traversers of other people have traveled to the previous life, and they are all very bullish existences, and I have never seen someone like himself, who walked through with an injury and asked the village girl to feed the porridge.
"Besides, your regiment commander Li has already taken the new 1st regiment elsewhere, do you know where to find them?"
Jiang Tiandao stopped talking, of course he didn't know where to find Li Yunlong's troops.
even said that even if he knew where Li Yunlong was, he couldn't go to them, because he was not a soldier of the new 1st Regiment in the first place.
If he comes to the door rashly, he may be regarded as a spy by others.
He is not a person of this era, and no one knows where he should go now, not even himself, and even what kind of identity he is.
"Okay, Xiao Daozi, obediently recuperate here, don't run anywhere, when the time comes, I'll ask my father to send you to Li Yunlong's troops!" Xing'er saw that he lowered his head and didn't speak, thinking that he had changed his mind, and went out with a sweet heart.
Jiang Tiandao didn't change his mind, he had already made up his mind to leave here, if he couldn't leave during the day, he would leave at night. When Xing'er and Old Man Li fell asleep, they quietly walked by themselves.
During the day, he slept as usual, ate, went to the toilet, and helped Xing'er pick two loads of water and pour them into the tank, and worked hard to chop a lot of wood in the backyard. After half a month of eating and drinking in this house, he had to do something for this family, it was impossible to keep money, it was not that he didn't have money on him, and all the banknotes of the 21st century were given to Xing'er, and she couldn't spend them.
Apricot didn't seem to notice his abnormality, but stood by with a smile as he carried water and chopping wood, and took out a towel to wipe the sweat from his head.
At night, Jiang Tiandao slept motionless on the bed, his eyes closed, as if he was asleep. And Lao Litou, who was sleeping on the side, took two roasted sweet potatoes and nibbled on the side, but he couldn't hook this gluttonous worm.
In the middle of the night, Lao Li was snoring, but Jiang Tiandao opened his eyes, tiptoed out of bed, got dressed, and carried a gun. Then he carefully lifted the door panel so that the door shaft did not make a sound, and then he lifted his foot and stepped out of the door.
The moment he walked out of the courtyard door, Jiang Tiandao suddenly felt a little nostalgic, and he put his two hands on the knocker and refused to let go. Traveling to this era, Apricot made him feel a kind of warmth, but now he has to abandon this warmth to plunge into the boundless night, which is a bit difficult to give up.
Finally, Jiang Tiandao gritted his teeth and let go of his hand, and was about to leave as soon as he turned his head, but at this time, he suddenly heard a banging gunshot!