Text 232.Immortals spare their lives

When he heard that he didn't bring any cash, the boss of the hundred households was not happy, but then he heard that there were thousands of catties of grain, especially the last sentence that was left to his disposal, and the hundred households smiled when they heard it.

This Taoist priest is also quite good, and completely handed over these grains to his own disposal, which is clearly to buy peace for himself, this season, thousands of catties of grain can be worth a lot of money, if it can be resold to other places, that change of hands is a windfall. Baihu turned his anger into joy, but he still kept his voice open: "Since you know each other so well, forget it this time." I see that you are also a law-abiding citizen, and the porridge is also out of kindness, so the official will not pursue you deeply, but the food will still be confiscated, come, follow me in and have a look. As he spoke, he entered the house pointed out by the Taoist priest with the small flag and a few subordinates who were afraid of sycophants just now.

"Oh my God, so much food!" "Haha, I'm rich." "That's more than a thousand pounds. As soon as they entered the house, several people couldn't help but cheer, and at this time there were nearly 100 victims standing outside the window, they listened to the cheers of the people in the house, gritted their teeth angrily, but they were helpless.

In their ears, the joy of the people inside is heartfelt, it is enviable, but it is even more hateful, they turned their heads angrily to look at the Taoist priest, what makes these homeless people helpless is that in the face of the bad behavior of these officials, the Taoist priest also showed a helpless look.

The victims became more and more angry, they couldn't help but clench their fists and walked towards the house, and a few of the brave ones even walked to the door and raised their fists to smash the door.

Just as their fists were about to fall, there was a sudden scream from inside the room, a scream of a mad man's scalp tingling.

"What the is this?" , "Grass his grandma, oops", "Dare to tease Lao Tzu", cursing and complaining one after another, and the tone has changed from the smugness just now to the frustration at the moment.

The homeless people were puzzled, they looked inside the house, and then looked back at the Taoist priest, who was still expressionless, but the Taoist priest's eyes had turned from the room to the sky, and his mouth seemed to be muttering something.

After a sound of feet clattering in the mud, a few people rushed out of the room in a panic, and there was a choking stench when they came out with a few people.

The people who saw it again were covered with filth on their faces, and then they looked at these people's bodies, and everyone immediately understood that all the filth was yellow and black feces and urine, and after these people rushed out, they didn't care about their faces, and they lay on the ground and vomited wildly, and they kept spitting things out in their mouths, and they didn't know what they spit out, anyway, it was yellow, yellow, green and green, and the bad smell of vomit was completely covered by the choking smell in the room.

At this time, I saw the Taoist priest walking slowly towards a few people, and said with a smile on his face: "A few officials, the poor Dao didn't lie, there are really a thousand catties in it, what do you think?" ”

Several people were already annoyed and angry, especially the leader Baihu, who jumped up, waved his fist, and pounced towards the Taoist priest. The strange thing is that the Taoist priest did not dodge or dodge, and stood motionless.

Just when Baihu's fist was less than half an inch away from the Taoist priest's face, the Baihu suddenly disappeared from the Taoist's face, and the people on both sides clearly saw that the Baihu inexplicably jumped into the house full of dung, and at the same time that Baihu flew in, he once again let out a howl that was even more miserable than killing a pig.

Seeing this, several other people scolded: "This bull's nose has witchcraft,

Let's go together. Several people pounced on the Taoist priest at the same time.

The Taoist priest was still motionless, standing like a rock, and the men were about to succeed, but just as they were about to hit the Taoist priest, something strange happened again, and they disappeared in front of the Taoist priest at the same time, because they also flew into the room.

"Ah, Mom", "The gods spare their lives", "Spare me." ”

Unlike before, this time a few people didn't wait to come out, they began to beg for mercy inside, and when a few people staggered out, they knelt down towards the Taoist priest as soon as they came out of the door.

"Immortal, you have bypassed us! We have eyes that don't know the real immortals, and your old adults don't remember the villain's mistakes, and the villain knows that he is wrong. ”

"We don't dare anymore, we blaspheme the gods, we know that we are wrong."

The Taoist priest ignored a few people, slowly came to the stove, filled a bowl of porridge with a large bowl, and walked slowly to several people with a porridge bowl.

"Look at this porridge." As soon as he said that, he raised his hand and sprinkled the porridge on several people, and in a blink of an eye, the feces and urine on those people disappeared magically.

"Sacrificing porridge is a good deed, and it is a good thing for all sentient beings, why do you have a black heart, and dare to reap this kind of benefit, even if you really get the benefit, your conscience can get by?" The Taoist priest reprimanded with a solemn expression.

Those few people didn't dare to make another time, they kept kowtowing to the Taoist priest, and their mouths were also extremely respectful: "What you taught the fairy is that we have black hearts, we are not human, we don't dare anymore, and we will be good people from now on." ”

"Go ahead." The Taoist priest waved his hand generously.

A few soldiers were pardoned, but they didn't dare to raise their heads, and ran away with a smoke.

Seeing that the official was gone, the homeless people gathered around, and one of the elderly homeless people knelt in front of the Taoist priest and shouted: "Immortal, you leave us a name, which temple are you cultivating in the temple, and our fellow villagers will go back and set up a tablet for you, and bless you to become an immortal as soon as possible!" ”

The Taoist priest changed his smile and said to the homeless people: "I'm not an immortal, you can just call me Daoist Yuan, I don't want you to set up a tablet for me, I can't afford it, you just need to accumulate virtue and do good, it's better than giving me a tablet." ”

A homeless person in the back row suddenly shouted loudly: "Daoist Yuan, he is Yuan Banxian, he is Yuan Banxian, a living immortal, everyone come and worship the immortals." ”

When the homeless people heard this, they all lay on the ground and bowed respectfully, muttering all kinds of things: "O living immortals", "Immortals descend to earth, bless us", "Thanks to the gods." ”

The scene of the gods punishing the evil was all seen by two people, these two stood side by side on the second-floor balcony of an upstairs in the distance, one of them was a middle-aged man in his forties who was slightly chubby, and said: "How about it, Lord Wang, Yuan Banxian's name is well deserved, this person really has a lot of things to do, the people in the rivers and lakes call him a half-immortal, but he is humble and low-key, and he feels that the nickname of the half-immortal is too public, so he modestly says that he is only a half-sage, so he calls himself a half-sage, and the name of Yuan Banxian is called like this." ”

Before the chubby middle-aged man finished speaking, he heard a commotion downstairs, and when he looked down, he saw that the Taoist priest had walked downstairs, stopped in front of the door, looked upstairs, and stepped into the restaurant.

The chubby middle-aged man smiled and said, "The gods are coming as promised, my lord, I don't say anything below."

Nothing. ”

The slightly thin man on the side always held the shelf and never spoke, but at this moment he quickly stood up, tidied up his clothes, and walked quickly towards the door of the private room with a pious demeanor.

People arrived, the sound came first, the Taoist priest didn't wait to enter the door, the voice came in first: "In fact, the name of the half-sage, the poor road is also in vain, the sage, and the hero who helps the world for the benefit of the common people, I am an outsider, arrogant to give myself the name of a sage, it can be regarded as greedy vanity." ”

It's amazing, so far away, the Taoist priest can actually hear the conversation between the two upstairs, and the Taoist priest is open-minded, without a trace of pretentiousness, he has not entered the door and began to talk about the topic, the slightly thin middle-aged man hurriedly opened the door, bowed deeply and made a gesture of please, and spoke very politely: "Where is the immortal chief, you are so powerful, worthy of the name of the living immortals, called Banxian, that is wronged you." ”

The slightly chubby man was the intermediary of this meeting, and at this time he seemed to be very active, smiling and giving up Yuan Banxian's main position, and at the same time his mouth was not idle: "Immortal Chief, this is the prince's book, and he is now a subordinate official of the prince." The prince is also full of economy and pedantic, and he has admired you for a long time, so he didn't arrange to see you today. ”

Yuan Banxian smiled reservedly, and was not polite, sat down on the main seat generously, saw that there were already four cold dishes on the table, picked up chopsticks from the pillow, picked up a piece of lotus root, and chewed it as if no one else had it.

Yuan Banxian neither greeted nor gave in to the master, which was completely out of line with secular etiquette. But Zhao Quande and Wang Ben didn't mind at all, on the contrary, they always looked at Yuan Banxian with a smile, not daring to show the slightest dissatisfaction.

After eating lotus root, Yuan Banxian seemed to be in a good mood: "What kind of food to eat today, I can first state that although Poor Dao is a monk, he has never been a vegetarian, if you fill me with any vegetarian dishes, I will leave immediately." ”

Zhao Quande hurriedly smiled and accosted: "How can it, the immortal chief does not stick to the law, wine and meat wear the intestines, who in the world does not know?" In order to invite you, Lord Wang specially chose this Luxian Tower, the whole deer banquet in this Luxian Building is a must in the capital, and even the emperor is full of praise for eating it. Moreover, Lord Wang specially prepared Heavenly Moutai and Wuliang Refined Alcohol today, which are all good wines that are difficult to find in the world, in order to let you eat and drink satisfactorily. ”

The living immortal who saves the world, a dignified and worldly master, actually talks about eating and drinking here, which makes Wang Ben very surprised, and the scene in front of him is completely inconsistent with the master who has just revealed his magical powers on the street.

Just when Wang Ben was thinking nonsense, he heard Zhao Quande on the side say: "Yuan Immortal Master is a master outside the world, and he rarely interacts with ordinary people in the world such as me on weekdays. Lord Wang, the immortal master is a straightforward person, if you have anything, you might as well say it directly. ”

Wang Ben did have the intention of recruiting talents for the prince, but today he saw Yuan Banxian's ability, he moved his heart again, and wanted Yuan Banxian to do a private matter for himself, he knew that this kind of worldly master, the heart must be arrogant, and public affairs and private affairs can not be easily mixed, otherwise once they ask for private affairs, even if they don't mean that, the other party will think that they use private affairs as a stepping stone for official introduction.

Thinking of this, Wang Ben made up his mind, private affairs are private affairs, first ask the immortal master to do private affairs, as for that official matter, it is not too late to find an opportunity in the future.

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