Chapter 243: If I Hold the Sword of the Son of Heaven

The scene in front of him filled Luo Yan's heart with anger. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info originally thought that the people didn't do farming because of their marriage, but who would have thought that it was actually this Jiao method.

In front of me is the Nine Dragons Jiao that prays for rain. Jiao is not unique to Taoism, Buddhism also has a lot of Jiao method, in Taoism called rituals, in Buddhism called the law. Praying for rain and Jiulong Jiao is a Jiao method that has both Buddhist and Taoist sects. In Buddhism, when the Buddha was born, there were nine dragons spitting water. This prayer for rain is named after this, meaning that the dragon is the god of clouds and rain, and there are nine dragons of Jiao, which must be able to adjust the wind and rain.

The sound of gongs and drums and suona is the dance music specially made by the villagers in order to show their sincerity.

The sacrifice I saw in Lantian that day, from this point of view, was just a small fight. Not only did these villagers use the etiquette of the young prison, but even the monks invited three.

By the time Luo Yan approached, the sound of the drums had temporarily stopped, and it was the turn of the three monks to perform.

The three of them are quite professional, their neat movements, and their constant muttering of some sentences that others can't understand, in the eyes of onlookers, it is indeed like that. Luo Yan was already angry in his heart, and when he saw the performance of the three monks, he also wanted to see it more clearly and hear it more realistically. Therefore, he asked Ah Quan to lead the horses, and he squeezed to the closest place to the monks.

What this monk was talking about, others couldn't hear it clearly, but Luo Yan, whose body had been strengthened, didn't have any pressure.

Hearing this, Luo Yan's original anger disappeared in an instant.

"God, let this place dry for a few more days. If it rains in your old man's house, the three of us won't be able to survive this day. ”

"Grandpa, thank you for giving our three brothers so many opportunities to make money. In the days to come, I will burn incense and kowtow to your old man every day. ”

"I don't know what I'm talking about, I really don't know what I'm talking about."

Even though the mouths of these three people were slurred, when they heard Luo Yan's ears, they removed all the noise and fuzziness, and the final result was the three sentences above. Although the tone of the voices of the three people changed from time to time, the content definitely did not change much. In other words, these three goods are these words over and over again. It's nothing more than that when you finish reading mine, you read him.

couldn't hold back for a while, and Luo Yan immediately burst out laughing.

Such a serious atmosphere was destroyed, and the villagers suddenly stared at Luo Yan with anger in their eyes. Those eyes looked like they were going to eat people. The faces of the three monks were not good-looking, and the performance was about to end, when suddenly such a stunned person appeared. was so sabotage, Fang Cai's performance was in vain. The next step is to re-enact. It's not an easy thing to do. If you count too much this time, it is very likely that someone will see through it.

As everyone knows, they have already been recognized by Luo Yan at this time.

A trembling old man among the villagers came out and said to Luo Yan: "Where did the rough offspring come from, don't you know that you can't make a loud noise when you do things?" If you destroy the Dharma like this, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you? Besides, you disturbed the rain prayer ritual in our village, and if you let this village invite trouble, what should you do? Three questions in a row made the people around him even more hostile to Luo Yan.

Looking at the eyes of those around him who were about to eat people, Luo Yan shook his head, pointed at the three monks and said, "Dare to ask the old man, if you are three fake monks who do this, I don't know how many disasters you will face?" ”

The three monks' faces changed dramatically, and then they hurriedly said to the old man, "Old donor, don't listen to this barbarian's nonsense. He clearly wanted to be a scoundrel so that he could get out of it. If you want me to say, this man must catch the good life and teach him a lesson. He has sabotaged the rituals in the village, and I will ask the Buddha for his sins later, and I will not let the calamity come to the village. ”

The three of them wanted to use the disaster as a threat, so that the old man ordered Luo Yan to be caught and taught him a lesson.

Just when the old man was about to open his mouth, Luo Yan shouted "slow", and then said the three sentences he had just heard out loud. The three were shocked, while the villagers were at a loss. "Since you don't know what this is, listen carefully for the rest of the work." Take a breath and recall the tone of the three of them, and then it was like a repetition, imitating the voices of the three of them just now.

Luo Yan only stopped for a while, but after only a few words of imitation of them, someone heard it: "Isn't this what the person in the middle is talking about?" How can this offspring be? Hearing this, Luo Yan gradually slowed down his speech, and then spit out the words more and more clearly. When the people listened to the familiar tone and the words that wanted to kill someone, the anger burned out on the three monks.

Seeing that he had been whitewashed, Luo Yan didn't imitate much, and said to the three people: "Deceive money, hehe, if you still have Du Mu with you, you will simply be the scum of Buddhism." I still want to be a scoundrel and look for death. Regardless of the situation of these villagers, Luo Yan finished dealing with his troubles, walked out of the crowd, and rode out of the village while the villagers were still dealing with the three fake monks.

Ah Quan saw the scene just now, and asked with curiosity at the moment: "Lang Jun, how did you hear what those three people were talking about?" ”

The corners of Luo Yan's mouth raised: "Guess." Let Ah Quan behind him look confused.

After reading the situation in the countryside of Shang County, Luo Yan still wanted to see what was going on in this county office.

Even if the county is attached to Guo, the power that should be there is still in hand. It's nothing more than being watched closely by the people above, some out-of-the-ordinary things are not easy to do, and you need to say hello to the officials from time to time and give some gifts or something.

Now that Shangxian has become like this, if it is related to Fuguo, Luo Yan will not believe it at all. This reason can only deceive people who don't understand the market, no matter how Luo Yan says it, it can be regarded as a fritter, how can he be deceived.

Riding into the city, just in time for the unitary time. The sun has just set, and it's a great time for recreation. After finding an inn in the city and arranging the luggage and horses, Luo Yan took Ah Quan out of the inn, preparing to walk around the street and inquire about the situation of the county order of Shang County by the way.

But before he had taken two steps on the road, he heard someone shouting in the distance: "Everyone come to Cuixiang Building." Fu Xianling flirted with the girls there again. If we're lucky, maybe the county order can invite us to a drink of flower wine. The sound rang out, and in an instant the young people walking on the street rushed in one direction as if they had burned their buttocks. Obviously, this so-called Cuixiang Building is there.

Qin Lou, Huajiu, when he heard these two words, Luo Yan began to pay attention to them.

He also saw the situation in Shang County along the way, the situation was so urgent, this county magistrate was still in the mood to visit Qinlou. Hehe, it's rare that there is still this mood to invite someone together. is so strange, Luo Yan really wants to see it with his own eyes.

The so-called Cuixiang Building is not very far from the inn where Luo Yan stayed, and after following the crowd for a while, he saw a three-story building with brilliant lights. Although there are not many floors, the entrance is very lively at this time. Not to mention the crowd, but also the noisy shouting, can attract all the pedestrians who come and go.

When he stepped forward, he heard the old bustard shouting in his voice: "Lang Jun said, this entrance must have a poem." is the so-called wine talent, and now that he is ready for wine, it is up to you to show this talent. After hearing this, it really amused Luo Yan, and he was really a merry county magistrate, so attracted scholars and literati to drink flower wine with him, does his grandmother know.

As soon as the old bustard spoke, someone had already gone up to try it.

"The golden crow square falls and the jade rabbit rises, and the warm wind floats in front of the cuixiang building.

The Yingyan swallow fat powder in the building is good, which attracts Lang Jun to the clouds. ”

Shake your head, what a broken poem, get down quickly, don't be embarrassed here. Luo Yan's heart was like this.

However, suddenly a head poked out from the second floor and shouted outside: "Which genius wrote a poem here, Lang Jun said, hurry up and have a drink with him." As soon as the words fell, the poet ran into the gate of Cuixiang Building with a smoke, and said with a wild smile: "Thank you Lang Jun for your appreciation."

Seeing this scene, Luo Yan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. It's too shameful, this can work, what else can't it.

Thinking more and more about looking at this strange county order, Luo Yan squeezed to the front of the crowd, and then read a poem, although it was not brilliant, but it was also decent. Unsurprisingly, Luo Yan was also called in.

Stepping into the door of Cuixiang Building, a smell of inferior fat powder came to my face. If he didn't still want to meet this county magistrate, Luo Yan would have wanted to turn around and leave. Holding back the nausea in his heart, Luo Yan went up to the second floor under the leadership of a little girl. From afar, I heard the song of the warbler in a room, and occasionally the hearty laughter of men. The little girl led him to the door of the room and pushed him down, meaning that he should go in by himself.

Just as he was about to open the door, he heard someone inside speak: "To tell you the truth, the imperial court recently issued a strange official document, and actually asked us to urge the people to do their best to exterminate locusts." Hahaha, it's ridiculous. The locust plague is a natural disaster, and human resources are inadequate. What's more, those mud-legged people have the ability to catch locusts by themselves, so why do we need to supervise them. After the locust plague is over, wouldn't it be better for the relief from above? Why do all that useless work now? ”

Whether the relief is good or not, in fact, is not necessarily a good thing for the people. Almsgiving is just that people who can't eat enough people don't starve to death, who wants this level of relief. But for some officials, it is different, to fill their own pockets and pluck the feathers, this kind of relief with no way out is better to come several times. Every time they come, these people can embezzle a lot of money.

This Fu County Commander is obviously this idea. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better not to say a word.

Originally, I wanted to spend more time with this strange person, but at this moment Luo Yan couldn't help it anymore. Pushing open the door, he said coldly to the door: "The court has not only issued a document to exterminate locusts, but also issued a document to prohibit alcohol. As a county magistrate, you not only regard the court orders as child's play, and do not want to appease the people, but come to this kind of place to have fun. Hehe, yin and yang, violating the ban, being passive and sluggish, arrogant and ignorant. If I have a sword of the Son of Heaven in my hand, I will be the first to cut off your dog's head. I really don't know how you got this county order mixed up. (To be continued.) )