Chapter 227: Li Yunlong's fireworks display in Tokyo (Part I)
Linghu Chong: "......"
"There's such an exaggeration there!"
"Anyway, why didn't Uncle Feng come?"
Linghu Chong asked Yasuo.
Yasuo: "......"
"Do you think the sad wind still dares to come at this time?"
"If the sad wind comes, it won't be cut down by your master?"
Linghu Chong: "......"
"Not really......"
Ling Hu Chong touched his head with some embarrassment for a while and said.
Yue Buqun: "I said that you kid was poured into what kind of ecstasy soup by Dongfang Undefeated?"
"Huh?"
"Do you have to marry Dongfang Undefeated?"
The more Yue Buqun spoke, the more angry he became, if Yasuo hadn't stopped him here, Yue Buqun's bowl of tea would have been smashed directly on Ling Hu Chong's face.
Linghu Chong: "......"
"Master, the apprentice really likes the Oriental girl!"
Ling Hu Chong turned his head to look at Dongfang Undefeated, stretched out his hand and gently stroked Dongfang Undefeated's cheek and said: "Master, the apprentice thinks that the Dongfang Sect Master is rare in the world in terms of personality charm and appearance, you see that even this thick beard looks extraordinarily sexy on the Dongfang girl's body!"
Ling Hu Chong looked at Dongfang Undefeated affectionately, and then said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "......"
"You're so mad at me!"
The more Yue Buqun thought about it, the more angry he became, and then he kicked Ling Hu Chong to the ground.
"Master~"
Linghu Chong hugged Yue Buqun's big leg and pleaded with Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "I originally thought you would be with Ling Shan. No matter how bad it is, it's with Ren Yingying, but I didn't expect you to get together with Dongfang Undefeated!"
"I'm really, why didn't I kill you with a knife in the first place!"
Yue Buqun sighed, and then said to Ling Hu Chong: "That's it, that's it, that's the end of this matter!"
"About Dongfang ...... "girl" You can do it yourself, anyway, I hope that the Dongfang Sect Master will not appear in front of me in the future!"
Yue Buqun said to Ling Hu Chong.
Linghu Chong: "Thank you, master!"
Ling Hu Chong said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "Alas, send off guests~"
After Yue Buqun finished speaking, he turned his head and left, not looking at Ling Hu Chong at all.
Yasuo: "......"
"I said Linghu Chong, why are you doing this?"
Yasuo said to Ling Hu Chong.
Ling Hu Chong: "Uncle Suo, I really like the Oriental girl!"
Ling Hu Chong looked at Dongfang Undefeated affectionately and said to Yasuo.
Wang Mang: "You are indeed a little ......"
"emmmm, but you still have to think about this kind of thing yourself1"
Wang Mang said to Ling Hu Chong: "Anyway, alas, forget it, so be it!"
Wang Mang glanced at Ling Hu Chong and Dongfang Undefeated, and thought that he was just an ordinary person, although he joined the group chat, he had not had time to learn the knowledge in it.
So Wang Mang didn't have much to say, otherwise what if he would make Hu Chong go crazy and beat himself to death?
Thinking of this, Wang Mang also left directly.
......
Yue Buqun: "I'm really angry!"
Yue Buqun said to everyone in the group chat,
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Love is free~"
"What do you care about so much?"
Zhang Yuan said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "No, is this a question of freedom or not?"
"What kind of thing did he find for me!"
Yue Buqun felt a little depressed in his heart.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Alright, alright, so be it!"
"Anyway, this is also the choice of the fox boy himself!"
Zhang Yuan said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "Alas, otherwise?"
"What else can I do?"
"After all, he was raised single-handedly, and I can still kill him with one sword?"
Yue Buqun took a deep breath and asked Zhang Yuan.
Lord of Honkai: "......"
"Don't ask me, if you ask, you kill!"
Zhang Yuan said casually to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "......"
"If I can do it, I'll do it the first time!"
Yue Buqun said to Zhang Yuan.
Li Yunlong: "Tut-tut!~"
"Actually, isn't this pretty good?"
"The so-called fart is very good, look at what kind of oriental girl's fart is big, she will definitely be able to give birth to an apprentice grandson!"
Li Yunlong said to Yue Buqun.
Yue Buqun: "Why don't you get it and give you a baby?"
Yue Buqun sneered and asked Li Yunlong.
Li Yunlong: "That's not good, our old Li won't win people's love!"
Li Yunlong said seriously.
Lord of Collapse: "I said Li Yunlong, you still don't have children, right?"
"Why don't you hurry up and have one with Xiuqin?"
Zhang Yuan said to Li Yunlong.
Li Yunlong: "What's the hurry, I'll talk about it later!"
Lord of Honkai: "Did you know that the stronger you are, the lower your chances of getting pregnant?"
Zhang Yuan asked.
Li Yunlong: "???"
"Why?"
Li Yunlong asked with some puzzlement.
"Do you think Sad Wind doesn't have new children in the account every day?"
Li Yunlong glanced at his mouth, indicating that he didn't believe Zhang Yuan's nonsense.
Lord of Collapse: "You think you're like the Sad?"
"Do you know that Sorrowful Wind is an exclusive skill?"
"Scientifically speaking, the stronger you are, the stronger your genes are!"
"Why do you want to reproduce?"
"It's because your genes want to survive!"
"But there are two ways genes survive!"
"The first is to breed offspring, and the second is to constantly strengthen yourself!"
"When your cells are strengthened to the point where each one can survive on its own, you will find it incredibly difficult for you to have a child!"
Li Yunlong: "......"
"So scary?"
"Fortunately, our Lao Li didn't strengthen himself at the beginning!"
Li Yunlong said with a laugh.
Yasuo: "Isn't that what you should be more worried about?"
"No reinforcement, but no child ......"
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Hiss ......"
"Your problem is serious!"
Yasuo said earnestly.
Bai Suzhen: "So the reason why Xu Xian and I don't have children now is this?"
Bai Suzhen asked Zhang Yuan.
The Lord of Collapse: "Don't worry, you and Xu Xian will definitely have a child!"
Zhang Yuan said to Bai Suzhen: "After all, your child is the reincarnation of Wenquxing!"
Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian's child is destined by God, and it is difficult for manpower to resist.
I'm afraid that even if Xu Xian's G2 is chopped up with a knife, Bai Suzhen will be pregnant, and the child born will still call Xu Xian his father.
As for whether there is a color on this Xu Xian's head, I don't know.
Li Yunlong: "Let me invite everyone to watch the fireworks?"
"How'???"
Li Yunlong suddenly said to the people in the group chat.
Yue Buqun: "What's so beautiful about fireworks?"
Li Yunlong: "This is different, this is a fireworks show that I have carefully prepared for a long time!"
Li Yunlong's expression was particularly solemn.
"I've been waiting for a day for a long time!"
Li Yunlong said to Yue Buqun.