The book turned to the right point, not to mention how Dongfang Yumei arranged the housekeeper Wang Kui, but to say that everyone in the Li family village.

Li Muyun, who relied on a plate of fried pork with green onions to win a piece of praise, was quite proud, looking at the pitiful look of a group of turtles who were eating stir-fried vegetables for the first time, and immediately had a full sense of accomplishment.

However, why did the old man stare at himself, didn't he already fry a plate for him just now? Didn't this living dad eat enough? Anyway, there was a lot of meat on that big plate just now, how could it be more than two catties, this old man actually made it alone, Li Muyun was very worried about whether he would break it.

However, before Li Muyun could figure out what kind of nerves this old man was making, Chen Mu, who had no eyes, came over and stabbed him behind him: "Hey, Xiaoyun, are there any other tricks?" ”

"Nope! Let's put it all in the pot and cook it! Li Muyun shook his head quickly, and Chen Mu behind him could almost see the dandruff that was thrown off.

Ya, before killing the pig, how to look at Lao Tzu was not pleasing to the eye, but after eating a piece of meat, Lao Tzu became 'Xiaoyun', I have never seen such a shameless person in my life.

I have to say that Li Muyun still underestimated the influence of stir-fried vegetables on Datang, which only has steaming, boiling, and roasting cooking methods, just after Chen Mu stepped aside a little dejectedly, the old Li Yuan's living father spoke: "Xiaoyun, since there are no new dishes, let's get ten plates of that onion and onion dish for my father." ”

Li Muyun looked at old Li Yuan with incredulous eyes: "Father, you can't eat too much of this thing, if you eat too much, you will have cerebral thrombosis!" ”

"What, what bolt?" Li Yuan didn't know what cerebral thrombosis was.

But in the next moment, Li Muyun, who had crooked mouth and slanted eyes and cramps, stood there and began to tremble, and said inarticulate while shaking: "That's it, that's it, that's it, like this, it's called, brain, cerebral blood, thrombosis!" ”

"......" Li Yuan looked at Li Muyun who was about to die, and couldn't help but shudder, saying in his heart that Lao Tzu didn't want to become that ghost even if he died.

Chen Mu and the others were also a little scared when they saw Li Muyun's appearance, and they all turned their eyes to Lao Li Yuan, as if they wanted to see if the Emperor Taishang had any precursors of 'cerebral thrombosis', and if so, then take down the culprit first.

After all, they are Li Yuan's guards, if this little old man runs away from home and becomes that ghost once, it is estimated that His Majesty Li Er will let their group smoke more than this after they go back.

However, Li Muyun didn't care much about this, the so-called cerebral thrombosis was just an excuse for him not to re-fry ten plates of green onion and fried pork, and after Li Yuan didn't force it, he happily took it out of the boil, and at this time there was already this slightly cool oil residue and walked towards the yard.

While walking, he didn't forget to grab one or two pieces and throw them into his mouth and chew them vigorously, the mellow and delicious taste made his eyes squint with enjoyment.

It's good to say that the original world of Datang is good, in the later world, where there are genetically modified everywhere, feed and hormones everywhere, how can there be such a delicious thing.

"What are you eating?" Just when Li Muyun was squinting his eyes and enjoying himself, Old Li Yuan stood behind him strangely.

"Huh? This one? This is the oil residue boiled out, just like the residue left over from the mustard oil, it is useless, and the pigs are not eaten! Li Muyun put the plate in his arms.

"Give it to your father!" Li Yuan stretched out a big hand.

"Father-in-law, this thing is not a good thing, it is easy to get cerebral thrombosis if you eat too much." Li Muyun turned around, used his body to block the eyeballs of old Li Yuan who were almost falling into the plate, and pointed to Chen Mu who was standing aside: "If you really want to eat, see if he agrees." ”

It's about his own head, how could Chen Mu agree, and immediately shook his head!

Although he also knew that since Li Muyun dared to eat it, that thing must not be really poisonous, but as a guard, he was not afraid of 10,000 in case, so he would rather let old Li Yuan 'look at it' than let the Emperor Taishang 'test the law'.

However, Li Yuan was obviously not a fool, how could he be fooled by Li Muyun and Chen Mu, and stretched his big hand forward: "He knows a fart, bring it!" ”

"No, my dear father! This is a pig, it's a pig, you are a person with status, this thing is not for you! ”

"Fart, I'm going to eat it! Do you give it or not? ”

"It's not that I don't give it, this thing will have high cholesterol, high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and in the end, I will have a cerebral thrombosis, and I will be like a second ......."

"Don't make excuses for Lao Tzu, if it's really that dangerous, why are you still eating?"

"I was born poor, and I couldn't eat good things." Li Muyun didn't know how many times he avoided old Li Yuan's big hand, and said with a crying face.

"If you don't believe it, take it and taste it, otherwise believe it or not, the old man will whip you!"

Get! Seeing that the old man had a tendency to be anxious for a plate of oil residue, Li Muyun could only helplessly take out the plate, and watched the old Li Yuan, who had just eaten about two catties of pork, pick a piece from it and put it in his mouth.

"Well, this thing is good, it tastes good!" After Li Yuan tried a piece, he immediately praised it with a smile on his face, and then glanced at Li Muyun who was glancing at him, revealing a meaningful smile.

There is a conspiracy! Li Muyun shuddered unconsciously, and just wanted to say something to Li Yuan, when he saw the old man beckoning to Chen Mu and the others: "Come on, come on, you guys also come and try, this thing is no worse than the green onion fried meat just now!" ”

Finished! Hearing Li Yuan greet Chen Mu and the rest of the group, Li Muyun's heart gradually sank, thinking of the cowardice of the gang of animals who almost ate the plate just now, he clearly knew that this plate of oil residue would not be saved.

And it turns out that Li Muyun only guessed the beginning of the story, what he didn't save was not only the plate of oil residue, but even the pork on the ground.

The work of boiling oil is too simple, and you can basically master it after seeing it once.

Therefore, after the autumn wind swept away the leaves and dried up the oil residue on the plate, the cattle brought by Chen Mu immediately spontaneously cut the meat, and the large pieces of fat meat were cut off, and then thrown into the pot, and finally turned into large or small oil residues, and then fell into their stomachs.

……

For a whole day, the two huge fat ends were boiled into oil by Chen Mu and Chen Huo, two deflated calves, and all the fat was boiled into oil, and more than a dozen people ate oil residue and lay on the ground humming, which did not look much stronger than cerebral thrombosis.

And what about Li Muyun? Is our poor protagonist going to do it again? Did you eat it too?

The answer is, of course, no, as a landlord, Li Muyun is constantly running around giving away oil at this time, after all, the oil boiled out by the whole two pigs is too much, and it is not enough to take out all the containers in his house, if he doesn't give it away, he can only pour it out.