Chapter 311 [Hey, are you here to be funny?] 】

The people in charge of bringing people into the examination room are Gunner and Caesar, one is 1.9 meters and the other is 1.89 meters, both of whom are strong men, and they are definitely enough in terms of momentum.

Zhao Yunlong is the first member to play, and his name is very awesome, and the protagonist of Liangjian, "Second Battalion Commander, pull my Italian cannon up", is only one surname.

But in terms of personality, there is a natural difference between the two!

Li Yunlong, everyone knows that he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he is a magnificent iron man with a little ruffian, and this guy ......

"God Jehovah bless me, goddess Guanyin bless me, curly hair bless me......"

"Hey, I said boy, if you can't step on a horse, if you can't do it, you can abstain, it's not good to fall, oh, by the way, our medical station here hasn't been set up yet."

Seeing that the goods were standing at the starting point, babbling non-stop, Gunna couldn't help but tease.

"What? Don't have a doctor? If he was injured, wouldn't it be ......" Zhao Yunlong secretly sighed, becoming more and more nervous, as for the consequences, he didn't dare to think about it at all.

"Use ...... I don't need you to remind me, I'm very awesome, this thing is trivial. Although he was stunned, Zhao Yunlong still had a hard mouth.

Hold on!

"The assessment begins, and the instructor leaves!"

Hearing Barney's command, Caesar handed the end of the rope to Zhao Yunlong, and said very gently: "Boy, don't be afraid, be strong, their flying knife skills are very poor, and they only shoot a fly within 10 meters, and you are a little bigger than a fly, and you will definitely not be able to shoot." ”

"You MMP ......" Zhao Yunlong was uncomfortable and wanted to cry!

When Gunner and Caesar exited the examination room with a wicked smile, they walked to the sides of the single-plank bridge with Christmas and Old Pictures of throwing knives in their hands.

Zhao Yunlong prepares...... The timer begins! As the words fell, Barney pressed the stopwatch in his hand.

Hearing the command, Zhao Yunlong, who was in an extremely complicated mood at the moment, didn't care about thinking about anything else.

Pulling the rope with both hands, he stiffened his head and began to climb up.

Not to mention, although the character of this thing is relatively two, its physical fitness is really good, and it took less than 4 seconds to climb onto the single-plank bridge with only two arms.

However, as soon as it came up, the goods almost fell!

Due to the blindfolding, the brain loses the ability to determine direction, coupled with the "comfort" of the two Gunner just now, and the rope will rotate irregularly during the climb.

As a result, Zhao Yunlong, who was blindfolded and head-covered, went on a single-plank bridge...... He turned out to be the other way around.

A stumbling straight down!

Fortunately, this cargo is agile enough, and in the case of stepping on the air with one foot, he relied on the other foot and hung the golden hook upside down without falling.

"What the hell is going to do?"

Seeing Zhao Yunlong hanging on the single-plank bridge, shaking violently like a monkey, Xing Feng and the instructors and instructors were all laughing.

However, although Zhao Yunlong did not fall, by the time he climbed up, ten seconds had passed.

Seeing this situation, sharpening the Christmas and old pictures of Huohuo, his eyes immediately "started to light".

In the past, I used to use dead targets to practice, but this is the first time that I have a human flesh moving target.

It's enjoyable and exciting to think about!

"Phew, it's so dangerous, it's okay, it's okay, I'm a practicing family, I'm such a dick."

Zhao Yunlong, who was scared out of a cold sweat, was secretly proud, and started to cross the single-plank bridge unhurriedly.

However, he only cares about selling and boasting, as if he has forgotten something......

Ten seconds pass!

Hmmm~

"Oh-"

The two flying knives shot at the same time, piercing Zhao Yunlong's ass accurately, and a high-pitched voice as long as a woman's high tide swept the entire training ground in an instant.

The reference personnel on the sidelines couldn't help but shudder when they heard this heart-rending howl.

Coupled with the fact that they were blindfolded and unable to know what was going on, this atmosphere of fear couldn't help but rise in the hearts of all the reference personnel.

The fear of the unknown is the biggest fear!

"My uncle, didn't you say a good flying knife? Why do I seem to be in pain on both sides, your conscience? What about credibility between people? ”

Zhao Yunlong, who wanted to cry without tears, felt the feeling every second from his buttocks, trembling and stiffening on the single-plank bridge, venting angrily.

And at this time, after throwing the flying knife in the audience, he shouted at the old picture opposite: "Didn't you say okay, I'll come first?" ”

Lao Tu spread his hands and said, "I remember that I came first." ”

"Uh, am I mistaken?"

Christmas scratched her bald head and said, "Forget it, there are still 20 seconds, I'll let you come first." ”

Lao Tu took out a flying knife, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll choose a position first, what about the thighs this time?" Or the back? Do you want to explode a chrysanthemum? ”

"Mom, are you still coming? Uncles spare their lives, help, someone murders, some people want to spend ** in broad daylight, help. ”

Hearing the conversation between the two, Zhao Yunlong was so frightened that he trembled all over, and he didn't care about the severe pain in his buttocks, so he rushed forward with a shout.

"Where did this horse come, do you want to laugh at us and pass the assessment directly?"

Looking at Zhao Yunlong, who had two flying knives hanging on his buttocks, he walked up and shook them one by one, adding his ghostly crying wolf howl for help, Xing Feng rubbed his temples speechlessly, and he didn't know what to say about him.

"These are all talents, I have to be convinced, and I have a fight with the parrot." Barney held back a smile, he was kind of defeated by this guy.

Ten seconds pass!

"Bang~"

Zhao Yunlong, who rushed over his head, directly from the four-meter-high single-plank bridge, pounced on his head in a classic gnawing posture and smashed heavily on the key beach.

"Help, help, I'm going to die, doctor, I need a doctor."

Zhao Yunlong, who was poked in the sand and almost fell into the air, was still crying wolf.

Yin Yang, who was in charge of the finish line, couldn't see it anymore, walked over and ripped off his blindfold, and said with a smile: "Get up, you have passed the assessment, you can't die from this injury, with your virtue, I really doubt that you are from a special forces." ”

"I passed?"

Hearing the words of Yin and Yang, Zhao Yunlong, who was still wailing one second, got up the next second.

patted the sand on his body, turned his head and rushed to the team on the right side of the assessment, and shouted proudly: "Dead faggot, pervert, teddy dog, hahaha, Lao Tzu has passed the assessment, I'm going to buy paper money, but I'll burn it for you, haha." ”

"Your MMP ......"

Su Xin, Rem, and Lin Shun, when they heard this guy who was screaming shamelessly just now, his tail was cocked to the sky, and the skin and flesh on his face couldn't help but twitch.

What is shameless, what is the villain's ambition, this product is the most perfect representative!

"Taiqi prepares, next, Cheng Zhen."

Hearing Leng Feng's report, a cool-looking guy in the team with an expressionless face moved, bent down and began to untie the laces of his tactical boots.