Chapter 122: Be Elegant
Chapter 122
Before the realization of large-scale industrial power supply, nine out of ten of the working people had a good habit of being the envy of future generations, going to bed early and getting up early.
Without him, what kind of lighting equipment such as lamps and wax is too expensive, under the small peasant economy of male farmers and women weaving, the toiling masses even eat some salty salt at home, they have to be afraid to pick a cheap and get some private salt, you don't uphold the traditional concept of "more children and more blessings" at night, and directly roll the sheets to make the next generation, how do you get rich?
However, today, it turned out that none of the tenants and neighbors of the Huang family had climbed into bed early, without him, the old gods of Sanqingguan came down today to spread the word, and the county master was concerned about the comfort of the people, and I heard that there was a demon in the old house of the Huang family, and the chickens and dogs in the ten miles and eight towns were restless, and they were going to come over to kill the demons today.
Originally, everyone listened to a joy about this, no one really took it seriously, but it didn't take long for the living Buddha of Puji Temple in the east of the city to come and inform again, the content is exactly the same, except for the "mercy and mercy" replaced by "Amitabha", the other words have not changed.
So, the big guy thinks about it like this, this must be big news, there is no reason for the living gods and living Buddhas to fool us together, right? So this family, busy with geography, hurriedly ate a mouthful of food, and ran to the old house of the Huang family, originally everyone was quite afraid of this piece, after all, there are many legends in the countryside, a little literary is "often listen to the sound of ghosts crying in the middle of the night, heartbreaking, endless", and the vulgar is "who is the little who is playing over there, I saw the boss of the Zhang family, not to mention the cloak, and dragged his head off his neck, and mixed it up at that time", in short, how mysterious and mysterious it is, However, now that there are more people, there is no need to worry.
Waiting for the sky to get dark, I saw a team of officials sounding the gong to open the way, and the young county master's guard of honor came from the direction of the county seat, followed by the guard of honor, which was the county's famous living immortal Sun Zhenming and the living Buddha Shi Mingxin, followed by a few monks and Taoists who were a little younger.
Yang Shangjing stood at the door of the old house, looking at the crowded toiling masses under the reflection of the torches, and sighed in his heart, the productive forces and backward spiritual civilization construction under the feudal dynasty have created such a phenomenon, right? Just catching ghosts, so many people gathered here, how boring these people are.
But what about the current situation, it is necessary to have more boring people, and the more the better, so that word of mouth can play the role of word of mouth and truly appease the people.
So Yang Shangjing coughed and began his first mass speech: "The Holy Ancestor once said, 'Respect ghosts and gods and stay away', this county should follow the teachings of the sage, but the traitor Huang was a disaster party during his lifetime, and he still did not repent after death......"
To be a literati, you have to be elegant, so in the face of a bunch of big characters and don't know a basket of mud legs, Yang Shangjing is dragging Wen'er.
However, the word elegance has nothing to do with the heads of the fields who work in the fields, and this is not the same as the relationship between the little bourgeois moaning "drink coffee and eat garlic", after all, the concept of the middle class was created to resolve class contradictions, and the essence is still a member of the proletariat, at most a high-level wage earner, while the literati and the Qiantou are two classes thoroughly.
Therefore, a group of Qiantou who worked hard in the fields and contributed to the construction of an imperialist country with Ming characteristics heard that it was a cloud and mountain fog, but fortunately, there were still many small officials in the county government, so they were translated at the bottom, simple and rude, and it was easy to understand - the ghosts of the Huang family should die, and the county respected them to let them die again!
So the people immediately nodded with satisfaction, the work of killing evil ghosts, what everyone heard the most was the story of Wei Chi Gong Qin Shubao, and now the county magistrate of this county is going to kill evil ghosts at night, talk about it, and go to the relatives' house in Linxian County in the future, and it will be blown.
It's not the same as the Qianshou, a few more awake, and the readers who are about to take the county exam also carefully wrote down what allusions Yang Shangjing used, after all, the county exam in February was the county master's question, first study Yang Shangjing's terminology and knowledge accumulation of the county master, I dare not say that it must be the right medicine, but it can be regarded as an extra layer of certainty, isn't it? Even in these years, those who come up with questions like to play with high difficulty, such as the kind of "interception" that does not match the preface and the afterword.
By the time Yang Shangjing finished tearing up, it had already been two quarters of an hour, if it weren't for the big drama to be staged later, the leaders of the Qianqian were about to fall asleep.
Then they saw a soap li walking up, holding two magic weapons in his hands, and the old farmer who was not so serious in night blindness looked at it, and his face was full of doubts, holding a sickle and hammer to subdue demons and eliminate demons? What are you kidding, isn't it necessary to burn the talisman and draw the table, or cut off the head of the chicken and sprinkle the blood of the dog, or chant the scriptures excessively, if you use this, you can kill the demon and eliminate the demon, we guys deal with farm tools every day, and not all of them are strong in mana?
"The sage once said, Shinong, industry and commerce, and the four people." Yang Shangjing said loudly and pointed to himself, "This county cultivates and reads heirlooms, and it is the birth of the thirty-three scholars appointed by the Holy Lord, who once walked in the Hanlin Forest, reading books and repairing history every day, so he is naturally a 'scholar'." ”
After finishing speaking, he took the sickle from the soap li's hand, and while stroking the "Defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods" engraved on the sickle knife, he said: "This sickle is an indispensable thing for farming, and it can be used for 'farming'." ”
Then he picked up the hammer, stroked the words "seeking truth from facts" on it, and continued: "This hammer is a daily thing used by craftsmen, which can be described as 'work'. ”
After a pause, Yang Shangjing put a sickle in his left hand and a hammer in his right hand, and said loudly: "As for the merchants, cheap industries, this county disdains, so today this county brings the tools of farmers and workers, with the heroic spirit in the chest of the scholar, to kill the evil spirit of the rebellious thief Huang here, and protect the territory and the people!" ”
Seeing that Yang Shangjing turned around and strode towards the inside of the Huang family's house, the scholars outside were so excited that they couldn't do it, and the posture of this county was ...... It's really high, every sentence is not far from the classics, if such a county is out of the question, it will definitely not be like those top three, or even sour goods from a high background, showing off their level and doing anything, their road to the imperial examination can be relatively easy to walk.