Hello everyone, let me introduce myself, my name is Wu Qing, and I am known as Wu Laoer. My name is Wu Qing not because I'm cool, it's because I ran away from home when I was three years old and grew up in an orphanage, and the orphanage gave me my name. The name of our orphanage was similar to that of some of my friends' Saucers, and after a few teachers shook the dice on a white cloth full of Chinese characters, and after tinkering with it for a long time, I came up with the name Wu Qing. I am 23 years old this year and I am a health care worker, or more precisely, a nurse at the Santaizi Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center.

Many people will wonder why I ran away from home at the age of three, and it starts with my last life, in which I was a god. In my previous life, my status in the Heavenly Court was not low, and I served as the Five Fortune Star Monarch. The official title sounds quite domineering, but in layman's terms, I am a god of decline. Don't confuse me with Broom Star, he's the god of bad luck, and I'm the god of decay. He is a civil official, and his buddy is a military general.

Every time Heavenly Court fights with the outside world, once I lose, it will be my turn to turn the tide of the battle. My martial arts are still relatively strong, and my supernatural powers are still relatively broad, but I can't use them. The combat method assigned to me by the Jade Emperor was very simple, holding my head in my hands and squatting there. Anyone who approaches or touches me will be influenced by my Lord. The five fortunes of gold, wood, water, fire and earth are all declining, and what follows, wealth, luck, peach blossom luck, gambling luck, and fate are all done. To put it simply, the people who have touched me rely on the mountains and mountains, rely on the flow of water, go out and knock on the door, and break the handle of the knife. The Jade Emperor once said that no matter who I fight with, when I go out for a walk, there will basically be no one on the other side.

After the Buddha became big in Vulture Mountain, his power was not trivial, and he once wanted to wrestle with the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor and Laojun and the Buddha made a few moves, but they didn't seem to take advantage of anything. Later, he sent me to Leiyin Temple for a month's errand, and then the Buddha and the Jade Emperor were soft.

Why shouldn't I be a god anymore? Because of loneliness. I'm probably equivalent to a strategic nuclear weapon in Heavenly Court, unless I play with my life, no one wants to mention me, and the Jade Emperor annoys me even more. Once I was lonely and went to the Queen Mother's peach party, but as soon as I entered the door, I was invited out by Marshal Tianpeng and the general of the rolling blinds. The two brothers were very polite to me, holding my arms from left to right all the way, and helping me very carefully. But when I got to the door, I don't know who played a joke on me and kicked me in the back.

I'm sorry I didn't get to the peach party, and it's a pity that it will be very lively. But then I heard that the meeting didn't happen, and after I left, a brave monkey seemed to drink too much, and went directly to the queen mother's platform. I heard that the scene was quite tragic, but the Jade Emperor asked me to think about it behind closed doors, and I didn't have a chance to see it with my own eyes.

Li Tianwang is not easy, the sons in the family are not worried, and he has to take care of the big and small affairs of the heavenly court. After the monkeys made trouble, it seemed that they wanted to be detained, but Li Tianwang went out to detain the monkeys. I also ran to try to make a deal for Li Tianwang, but Li Tianwang didn't seem to want to make a big deal out of it, so he personally sent me home with his love to the Giant Spirit God and the Four Heavenly Kings. Later, I heard that there were still two monkeys, Li Tianwang and the giant spirit god were beaten by monkeys, and the four brothers of the demon family also came back with a panda eye.

I thought it was time for me to get out, but the old gentleman blocked the door and didn't let me out. The Jade Emperor found his nephew, and the second son of the Yang family took the monkey to it. But within a few days, Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Shutter were also unlucky, and they were all beaten to the dust.

I felt that it was all my fault at home, and then I went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to apologize to the Jade Emperor, and by the way, I begged for mercy from those two buddies. It's a pity that the Jade Emperor didn't let me speak, so he threw me out again. Later, I heard that Lao Jun wanted to play performance art with the monkey, but the game was smashed, and the monkey became even more fierce, kicked Lao Jun's Dan furnace, and smashed the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. The Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask the Buddha for help, and the Buddha seemed to want to take a handful. Later, the Jade Emperor proposed to take me to the Buddha's house for refuge, and the Buddha came to clean up the monkeys.

As a military general of the Heavenly Court, the monkey made such a big fuss, and I also came out to help, but everyone avoided me. When it was easy to find the monkey, the monkey had already compared with the Buddha, and the monkey was really fierce, but the Buddha was very leisurely. When I wanted to help, the Buddha said, "Stay away from me!" ”

I had to watch from the sidelines, the monkey was very powerful, and the armor was so handsome. While the Buddha was talking to me, the monkey made a sneak attack, and the little stick almost poked the Buddha's nostrils, and the Buddha drove it away like a fly.

"How?" The monkey looked at me triumphantly.

"So handsome!" I thought it was asking me how it looked.

The monkey came over and high-fived me, and then ...... The monkey was detained by the Buddha at the bottom of the mountain.

I didn't go down to earth because of the war between gods and demons, nor because of something earth-shattering to happen, but because of loneliness. After the monkey incident, no one came near me. The Jade Emperor will fly a pigeon every month to send me a holy decree, and there will generally be two contents. The first reward was given to me a pigeon (the one who sent the letter, and he said he didn't want it), and the second was to order me to think at home for 30 days. When my house had been turned into a pigeon cage, I decided not to be a fairy. So I self-destructed my golden body and threw myself into the six realms of reincarnation.

Don't wonder why I remember this, because I didn't drink Meng Po soup. When I arrived at the Nai Ho Bridge, Meng Po abandoned the soup and absconded. I wanted to find my own soup to drink, but the black and white impermanence brothers who were more than 100 meters away from me kept gesturing at me. I guess they might have been urging me to leave, so I was reincarnated with a lonely memory full of pigeons.

When I was born, the hospital building collapsed. At the time of the full moon, my house collapsed. When I was one year old, the house didn't collapse, but I unexpectedly had a younger brother, and then my family was fined more than 30,000 yuan, and my father sold the house. Although I am no longer an immortal, the five fortune stars still correspond to me. In order not to disturb my family, I ran away from home at the age of three.

Later my experience was much simpler, I lived in my orphanage, and then I went to elementary school. The day I graduated from elementary school, my elementary school was turned into a chicken farm. On the day I graduated from junior high school, my junior high school became a color steel factory. By the time I graduated from high school, the school was turned into a psychiatric rehabilitation center, commonly known as a psychiatric hospital.

I didn't get into university, not because I was too bad at studying, but because I didn't want to involve more people who took me as a friend. When I was in elementary school, I had three children, and we used to play horizontal bars, glass balls and soccer together. Later, one broke his arm while playing the horizontal bar, the other broke his foot and neck while playing football, and there was a glass ball stuck in his throat and almost returned to his place, and he finally took out the glass ball and he got encephalitis again. When I was in junior high school, I had two new friends, and we stopped playing around and started to study seriously. But one of them had a heart attack, and the other somehow had a kidney deficiency. The kidney-deficient person was in a hurry to go to the toilet and hit the iron door of the computer room and had a concussion. The heart disease accompanied me to graduation, but unfortunately when the results of the high school entrance examination came down, this guy smoked directly. When I was in high school, I only had one friend, and I cherished our friendship very much. Until the third year of high school, he had no accidents and was in good health. Just as I was about to celebrate my graduation with him, his girlfriend with a mafia dad got pregnant unexpectedly, and I haven't seen him since.

The director of my orphanage is currently working in the breakfast hour catering business, but he introduced me to work. It's also a mental hospital, but it's not the one I changed from high school. In a suburban village in the southern suburbs of the city, the Santaizi Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center is known as Xiaobailou. I worked in Santaizi Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center for 5 years, and I lived and ate in the hospital. In the past 5 years, the house has not collapsed or collapsed, and I have a new friend, they are Xie Qi and Fan Ba.

Their affairs are a bit complicated, to be precise, they are one person, the registered name of the hospital is Zhao Dezhu, who is the same age as me and is only one day older than me. But I don't know Zhao Dezhu well, and Zhao Dezhu doesn't like to talk to me. However, Zhao Dezhu will become Xie Qi for a period of time every day, and Fan Ba for a period of time. I talked to both of them, but the three of us couldn't fight a landlord or anything together. I don't have a golden body, and I can't see how many souls there are in Zhao Dezhu's body. However, Han Guangjun, the director and doctor of our hospital, said that Zhao Dezhu's situation is called multiple personality, and it has evolved into schizophrenia. But that didn't stop us from being friends, and they both liked me very much, and nothing happened to them. It's that Zhao Dezhu occasionally stuffs his teeth when he drinks cold water, and he walks around his nose more when he eats noodles, which is quite cute.

There is only one doctor in our hospital, President Han Guangjun, and there are three nurses including me. Dean Han himself has a pharmacy outside, so he is often absent. I don't have to worry about anything but cooking and playing with my friends, and I spend all year round in my own kitchen. Wang Bo and Yang Xue seem to be busy with objects, and they are often absent. So every day, I was reluctant to go out, and stayed in the ward with the only three patients we had. Except for Zhao Dezhu and them, Lu Tiegui was lying on the bed with a leather ball every day, and he said that he was incubating Pixiu. I've seen Pixiu, but it doesn't seem to have hatched out of a ball. However, Lu Tiegui insisted on his beliefs, and we could only wait for the moment to witness the miracle. Du Xiaofan looked at the sky outside the iron window and worried about the country and the people, as if the country was broken. I usually ignore them, and they have a lot of fun with themselves. Usually I play chess with Xie Qi or watch TV with Fan Ba.

But sometimes it's a little boring. Xie Qi's chess skills are not superb, but I am a super stinky chess basket, and I can still deal with the next military flag and checkers. But Xie Qi prefers Go and backgammon, and he has to use white, and after playing for a long time, I want to vomit when I see black and white.

Fan Ba loves to watch TV, and he loves to watch Bao Qingtian, he has watched all kinds of versions of Bao Qingtian, and he still persists. I always feel that he doesn't care about the plot, but especially prefers the big black face who is dressed in black.

Once Wang Bo came back with a classic movie of a portable hard drive, mainly European and American addictive and Japanese action, of course I wanted to share it with my good friends. It's a pity that Xie Qi's preference for white and Fan Ba's preference for black have not changed, and in the end, the screen is full of black and white patterns.

Overall, I was happy in the psychiatric hospital until that fateful day......