It seems that Yang Chen and He Ying were chased and killed by those monks, but they have never been able to get past Yu Ren, but I don't know if this is what Bao Shensuan told Yu Ren, or if Yu Ren himself knows. Nature.2.

"I don't believe in Buddhism, and I don't have much communication with those monks." Yang Chen pretended to be calm on the surface.

"In that case, then you wait." Yu Ren said in his mouth: "I'll go and call those monks." ”

"Hey, wait." Yang Chen hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Yu Ren's arm, and said, "Isn't there still a drama to watch?" I'm bored anyway, so I'll just check it out. ”

Yu Ren laughed with satisfaction at this time, and said to Yang Chen: "So, why don't you call that little girl out?" ”

Yang Chen was afraid that after he went out, this Yu Ren would threaten himself with those big monks, and he would not be able to protect He Ying at that time, so he said: "She never likes to watch dramas, let's go." ”

"It's better to ask me." Yu Ren said.

"I don't like her if I say she doesn't like it, don't you know her better than I do?" Yang Chenqiang dragged that Yu Ren out of the way.

Yu Ren was not stubborn, and followed behind Yang Chen, Yang Chen asked, "Which scene are you watching today?" ”

"You'll know when you go." Yu Ren pretended to smile mysteriously.

Yang Chen followed Yu Ren into the backyard, only to see that a high platform had been erected in the backyard, and two Taishi chairs were placed below, and Mrs. Tiger was already sitting there, Bao Shensuan was standing behind Mrs. Tiger, and Yu Ren picked up small steps and sat next to Mrs. Tiger.

Yang Chen saw that this Tiger Lady followed Yu Ren, and only left two positions for them to do for themselves, but others could only stand, and his heart became unhappy for a while.

"Brother Yang, are you here?" Bao Shensuan smiled at Yang Chen.

"Mr. Bao, what kind of play are you playing here today?" Yang Chen asked curiously.

Bao Shensuan also pretended to be mysterious: "It's good not to say it, it's good not to say it, haha......"

Yang Chen felt that this Yu Ren and Bao Shen were always chattering, and he was also patient at the moment, standing aside, thinking in his heart, when his skills recovered, he would leave directly, and he would not have to be afraid of any of them at that time.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of gongs and drums on the stage, and then, I saw a few people with flowers and makeup, holding spears, jumping to the center of the stage, Yang Chen didn't understand what this play was about, he just felt extremely bored.

Yu Ren suddenly spoke: "Madam, I remember, your gift is not ready yet, so I will go and prepare it first, and then bring it myself?" ”

"There you go." Mrs. Tiger had a condescending expression.

Yu Ren got the order, and rushed to the house, he glanced at Bao Shensuan, and said, "Mr. Bao, can you take me to the treasury to get the silver?" ”

"Okay." Bao Shensuan patted Yang Chen's shoulder, and Yang Chen didn't know what this person meant, so he saw that the two of them retreated.

On the high platform, the actors sang to themselves, and after a long time, Mrs. Tiger said, "Little brother, are you tired of standing?" ”

"It's fine." Yang Chen said.

Mrs. Tiger's face showed displeasure: "I, the person, hates those hypocritical people the most, obviously tired, but I am so stubborn that I am not tired." ”

Yang Chen said, "Does Madame want me to sit down?" Straight to say, well, women's words, I listen to them the most. ”

Mrs. Tiger was stunned for a moment, but she didn't expect that this Yang Chen was a little different, and immediately smiled: "Then please sit down." ”

Yang Chen sat down next to Mrs. Tiger as he said, and then he saw clearly that Mrs. Tiger was holding a plate of chicken wings in her arms, and she was tasting herself.

"In your Central Plains, what should you prepare for watching a play?" Mrs. Tiger asked.

Yang Chen doesn't often watch dramas, shook his head and said, "I'm not good at these." ”

Madam Tiger turned her face, and the greasy thick lips made Yang Chen unbearable to look at her.

"Hehe, I see that your body is not ordinary, you walk silently, and your body is broad, you must be a person who practices martial arts, right?" Mrs. Tiger asked.

Yang Chen said in his heart, this Yu Ren has found out that he has some festivals with those monks, and now he is still here pretending to say this, why are you doing this?

"What does Madame want to ask?" Yang Chen said.

Madame Tiger sighed and said, "It's been fifteen years since I married our dead ghost. ”

"It's quite happy to see my wife." Yang Chen said with a smile.

"Happy fart, don't you know, I've lost a lot of weight since I got married?" Mrs. Tiger said.

When Yang Chen heard this, he almost fell, he estimated that this tiger lady could weigh more than two hundred pounds by visual inspection, and he had to say that he had lost a lot of weight, so how heavy did this tiger lady weigh before she got married?

"I think Mr. Yu is quite capable, such a big village, and the management is orderly." Yang Chen said.

"He's got a knack for." Madame Tiger approached Yang Chen's face, exhaled a greasy breath, and said, "You know what? The dead ghost in our family, his body is so thin, let alone now, even when he was young, he was a man without a species. ”

Yang Chen unconsciously stepped back a little and asked, "How can there be no way?" ”

"Little brother, what do you want to do if you face your wife on your wedding night?" Mrs. Tiger asked bluntly.

"Knock her down, of course." Yang Chen returned as a matter of course: "There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, since you have married a wife, you should not be the unfilial person." ”

"You're good at making excuses." Mrs. Tiger teased and said, "The dead ghost in our family can't push me down." ”

Yang Chen thought to himself, ordinary men really can't push your mountain.

"That's why I pushed him down." Madame Tiger spoke: "However, this dead ghost, it really can't be done, I just sat on it, and he can't do it." ”

"Is he not good, or are you crushing him to death?" Yang Chen asked.

If it was someone else and said this, Mrs. Tiger would be furious, but these words came from Yang Chen's mouth, but Mrs. Tiger was not angry, and only glanced at Yang Chen: "I hate it, although people have bigger bones, but the function that a woman should have, there are still there, and the dead ghost has changed from a soft earthworm to a small stick, will I not be aware?" It's a pity that the time is too short. ”

"Oh." Yang Chen was relieved, then shook his head and said, "No, what are you talking about these boudoir things Madam?" ”

Madam Tiger looked at Yang Chen with fiery eyes, stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, and said, "Little brother, you are young, and you are a person who practices martial arts, and you are handsome, if you are comfortable serving me tonight, I will definitely reward you heavily." ”

"Huh?" Yang Chen saw that the body of the Tiger Lady was about to press on him, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand and pushed it away, but he didn't inadvertently touch the soft place of the Tiger Lady, but the smile on the Tiger Lady's face was even more happy: "Little brother, you are really a person of temperament, so you can't help it." As he spoke, he began to untie his clothes.

"Wait." Yang Chen got up and hurriedly took a few steps back, so as not to accidentally touch the body of this Tiger Lady again: "Lady Tiger, if you are too hungry and thirsty, you might as well find someone else to solve it." ”

"If you fall into the hands of my mother, will you still run away?" Madame Tiger couldn't help but sneer.