Chapter 245: The Modern World That Doesn't Fit

This person is easy to recall the past when he is old, Li Yi is smoking with a big cigarette pouch and pot.

This is a hobby he developed when he was young, and he loves to smoke, especially dry tobacco. He said the filter was tasteless.

The old man's life is a little lonely, and since Li Ji is gone, this home is even more deserted.

Li Yi is reminiscing, recalling the bits and pieces of being with Li Ji in this home.

Suddenly, there was a blue light flashing in the room, and then Li Yi saw Li Ji: "Ji'er?"

Li Ji was very anxious, he didn't bother to say hello: "Grandpa, hurry, send her to the hospital!"

Then Li Yi saw Du Fangying lying on the bed: "This, is it your daughter-in-law?"

"It's not."

The old man immediately got angry, picked up the dry tobacco pot and covered it without a head or face: "You stinky boy, you can't even ask for a daughter-in-law if you don't fight for something!"

When the big cigarette pouch was about to fall, Li Yi found that Li Ji was wearing a dragon robe: "You, become the emperor?"

Li Ji didn't have time to explain: "Get in the car, this is Du Rangneng's daughter, you must save her!"

Despite a series of questions and question marks, Li Yi glanced at Du Fangying, who was dying on the bed: "This is Du Rangneng's daughter?"

"Let's go, it's too late to go, I'll explain to you later!"

It took a lot of effort for the two of them to lift Du Fangying to his Wuling Hongguang (here the car dealer owes me an advertising fee).

"Grandson, drive!" Li Luo kicked him, and then thought for a while: "Forget it, let's do it with me." As he spoke, he got into the cab.

Li Yi also understood that after staying in ancient times for so long, he was afraid that this grandson's driving skills had already become unfamiliar.

Li Ji was a little happy and cheap to enjoy this meal of scolding and kicking, in Datang, he is the Ninth Five-Year Honor. Whoever dares to scold him and beat him, no one even dares to say a word to him.

If there are still people in this world who dare to scold Li Ji and dare to beat Li Ji, it is none other than Li Yi.

In the car, the old man Li Yi was racing all the way, and he couldn't tell that he was an old man who was nearly seventy years old.

Li Luo has too many questions: "Become an emperor?"

"Well, yes." Li Ji replied happily and ostentatiously.

"Where's Zhu Wen?" Li Yi said worriedly.

"I killed you a long time ago." Li Ji replied lightly.

Li Luo breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you were like me, you were killed and then you crossed back without arguing."

"I unlocked the system."

'Squeak! With a sound of metal rubbing, Li Yi hurriedly braked the car: "You came back after unlocking the system?"

Li Ji nodded, and similarly, he had countless doubts in his heart: "Grandpa, how did you get this system?"

Li Yi sighed: "You are stronger than grandpa, I got this system by accident." Later, I learned that I was the reincarnation of Tang Yizong, so I returned to Datang with this system. Who knows about me, this ......" Li Yi's face flushed: "After I went back, I was too happy to do anything, and I came back after dying in a daze."

Li Ji somewhat understood: "So you gave me this system?"

Li Luo's old face flushed: "You, didn't you complete the task and unlock it." This system is powerful, and once unlocked, there will be countless surprises waiting for you, and you are just a beginner now. ”

Li Ji was overjoyed when he heard this: "Grandpa, do you mean that this system can also vigorously develop other functions?"

Li Yi slowly started the car and looked at him like a soil bun: "Tu Baozi, I said that this system is unprecedentedly powerful."

"Then, can I live forever?" Li Ji asked again.

Although the system gave the answer, Li Ji still did not give up. Now he wants what he wants, the supreme imperial power is supreme, and the only requirement is to live forever.

Li Yi glanced at him, didn't answer, just put down a sentence: "You can develop the functions yourself in the future."

Along the way, Li Yi asked a lot of questions, and he finally knew that the feudal town had been leveled and Datang had entered a new era, which was really gratifying.

The car soon came to the hospital, Jiangcheng Maternal and Child Health Hospital.

I had already called in advance, and soon the doctors and nurses on duty surrounded Du Fangying and carried Du Fangying on a stretcher.

The doctors and nurses were all surprised to see Li Ji in a dragon robe and Du Fangying in ancient costume, and a beautiful little nurse opened her eyes wide: "Have you crossed over?"

Li Ji had a sense of horror that his mind was seen through, but fortunately he found out that the nurse was just a joke.

Li Yi next to him smiled hesitantly: "Filming, actor."

Du Fangying had been in a coma, and the emergency room doctor found that something was wrong: "Quick, emergency room!"

After a bumpy ride, Du Fangying regained consciousness. She looked at the strange world, the hallways and the lamps, and she couldn't figure out where she was. As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Li Ji who was pushing the cart with him, and couldn't help but shout: "Your Majesty."

The doctor and nurse couldn't help laughing, Li Ji was a little embarrassed, and he leaned into Du Fangying's ear: "Don't call me Your Majesty anymore, this is a foreign country overseas." They don't want to call it that, you just have to remember, don't ask anything, don't say anything. Give birth to the child with peace of mind, and wait until I come back to see me. Remember, you do what the doctor tells you to do, and you don't have to be surprised if you see something, let alone ask. ”

Du Fangying nodded blankly, and was immediately pushed into the emergency room of the delivery room.

Li Ji and his grandfather waited anxiously outside the obstetric emergency room, and everyone thought that Li Ji and Du Fangying were a couple.

A nurse passed by and sneered, "If you come half a day late, your daughter-in-law will die." People who are going to have children, what kind of role-play are they playing. ”

The ghost believes that the two of them are actors, have you ever seen an actor who is about to give birth? The two of them didn't wear makeup on their faces, and they didn't wear the bells and whistles of costume dramas. How to say it, the clothes of the two are closer to real life.

Also outside the emergency room, there were several family members waiting to give birth, and an aunt came over and looked Li Ji up and down.

With such an arrogant look in his eyes, Li Ji couldn't help but shout angrily: "Look at what!"

The aunt didn't care, she leaned over and touched Li Ji's sleeve: "This, where did you buy this dress?"

She was talking about the dragon robe on Li Ji's body, and the aunt circled around Li Ji, and the more she looked at it, the more surprised she became: "This clothes, this fabric!" Tsk, so exquisite, this is definitely handmade. What a great craftsmanship, admire and admire! I've lived for so many years and I've never seen such a delicate costume. ”

Auntie's face was full of admiration, and Li Yi couldn't help asking, "Big sister, how can you see it?"

The aunt raised her head: "I am a costume designer, and I have a lot of research on ancient costumes." But I have never seen such delicate and delicate handiwork in this little brother's imperial costume, as well as this fabric. Thisβ€”this is simply a sample taken straight out of the ancient tomb! Awesome, awesome! ”

Li Ji smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, my grandfather has a lot of research on history, this dress is made by my grandfather according to classical books, isn't it grandpa?"

Li Ji looked at Li Luo with bad intentions, he threw such a big pot over, he knew that his grandfather would have a way to prevaricate the past.

Li Yi scolded secretly in his heart: Little bastard, you want to kill your son. There was a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, I, I like history, especially Tang history, I am making Tang costumes according to ancient books."

The aunt was even more surprised, she looked at Li Yi: "You can also make clothes, then you tell me what this fabric is rendered with?"

Li Yi was very helpless, he knew the costume of a fart, but fortunately he had really read the ancient books: "Oh, my grandson and granddaughter-in-law like Tang costumes, this dragon robe is a yellow robe made by me using Zhemu as dye."

The aunt gave a thumbs up and nodded: "Amazing, just this dress can't be made in three years and five years."

Li Yi smiled awkwardly: "The main thing is that children like it, and children like it."

As soon as the child was mentioned, the aunt remembered her daughter-in-law in the delivery room, and smiled at Li Yi awkwardly, so she paid attention to the emergency room of the delivery room.

Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally avoided the entanglement of this aunt.

At this time, a nurse opened the door of the emergency room and poked her head out with a child in her arms: "Zhao Huiying, Zhao Huiying's family, congratulations, it's a daughter."

The aunt just now jumped up with great joy, took the baby, and smiled all over her face: "Thank you, thank you!" Ouch, I'm finally a grandmother, look at this little baby is so beautiful. ”

The aunt held the child, pushed the pregnant woman out of the delivery room, and the family happily went to the inpatient department.

Li Ji watched the family give birth to the child smoothly and peacefully, and couldn't help but ask anxiously: "Me, how is my daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law?"

The nurse sneered, "I?"

Li Ji's face flushed, and then he remembered that he was just thinking about how to call Du Fangying, but he didn't expect to call himself me.

"Me, how is my wife?" Li Ji had no choice but to ask again.

The nurse is also playful, and she is blessed to learn from the TV series: "Back to the emperor, Niangniang's pelvis is a little narrow, and her physical exertion is very large." The doctor is midwifery, so let's have a smooth delivery first, but if it can't be done, I can only plane. ”

The people outside the emergency room burst into laughter, and people watched Li and the two whisper.

Li Ji hated to find a crack in the ground to get into, fuck, if this is in the Tang Dynasty, I will raid your house.

In modern times, there are a variety of ways to practice assisted midwifery. There are drugs and surgeries, but it really can't be done, but the uterine birth can only be done. It was much safer to give birth, and it wasn't long before the nurse came out with a chubby baby in her arms.

"Du Fangying's family, congratulations to the emperor, I am happy to have a dragon son, he is a prince." It's still the same nurse just now.

Li Ji was furious and wanted to correct her Lao Tzu in that era, when he called His Majesty, no one called the emperor. But looking at the little baby born to Du Fangying in front of him, he immediately turned into a full of care.

It's a fucking blessing for a loser, and his first child is a son. Li Ji thought of the pregnant Zhang Wanxi, and missed her son even more, I hope that this queen is also a son.

The old man likes children, although Li Yi knew that the child was not Li Ji's, he still took it over with great joy: "Thank you, the doctor has worked hard, the nurse has worked hard."

The nurse smiled, the door of the delivery room opened, and Du Fangying was pushed out.

Just after giving birth, Du Fangying was a little tired, there was still salt water hanging on the bedside, and what was terrible was that she screamed again: "Your Majesty, I, I'm a little scared."

Who is not afraid to travel from ancient times to this bizarre world,

The others outside the delivery room started laughing again, this little couple, role-playing addicted.

Anyway, others also misunderstood, Li Ji simply didn't care: "Don't worry, I am here, these people don't have to pay attention to it." Come on, get started! ”

Everyone laughed even louder, Li Ji put the child next to Du Fangying, and the two men pushed the delivery cart to the ward.

Du Fangying is very smart, she feels that all this is unheard of and unseen, so she keeps Li Ji's advice in mind and ignores it.

No matter what it was, even if the doctor took this bright scalpel, although Du Fangying was terrified, she still didn't say a word. She expected that the emperor was here, and no one dared to take her life.

Li Ji was even more afraid, he was afraid of what Du Fangying would say. Or Du Fangying didn't say anything, but the doctor asked for a cestomy, which was troublesome.

Not to mention that the uterine section will scare Du Fangying half to death, even if she has to come back to remove the stitches after being discharged from the hospital. It's all secondary, the problem is that I can't go back and explain to Zhu Youneng. With such a long scar on his stomach, it can't be said that he made a hole in Du Fangying's stomach to take the child out, wouldn't this scare people to death.

needs to be hospitalized for three days, this is another problem, after all, it is the ancients who crossed over, and if one is not careful, it will cause a big thing, Li Ji and Li Yi did not dare to leave Du Fangying for a moment.

"Grandpa, I have to go home and change this dragon robe, it's too eye-catching. Also, find a way to get a single room, so that it is more insured. Li Ji said.

If you get a single room in the hospital, avoid people in the same ward talking and saying something that shouldn't be said. With a single room, there shouldn't be any problems for these three days.

"But it's very expensive, a single room, how can our family have so much money." Li Yi said distressedly.

The dignified Emperor of the Tang Dynasty came here to worry about money, and he was laughed at by others when he spread it.

"Don't pretend, you've saved a lot of pension money, I know." Li Ji knew that his grandfather was a miser, and he still had this money.

Li Yi was a little distressed: "I have some pension money, but this single room is too expensive, too expensive."

Li Ji regretted not bringing his night pot in the palace, otherwise he would have auctioned it for a high price.

"Grandpa, take this. You know, this gadget is priceless here. No, it is also priceless in Datang. Li Ji was talking about a piece of jade pendant around his waist.

The jade pendant is still from the Tang Dynasty. What's worse is the emperor's jade pendant, which has to be taken out for auction, isn't it the rhythm of yacht sports cars and tender model clubs.

Li Luo's eyes lit up, and he snatched it over: "Yes, good baby haha." Bring me anything else of value that you have. ”

Li Ji looked himself up and down: "Except for my body, I am full of treasures." Even the dragon panties I wore were priceless. ”

"Get out, I think grandpa doesn't know, where did Datang get his underwear. Don't say it, or do you leave your dragon robe with when you go back? ”