In the cell, the dwarf and his subordinates, as well as the bull-nosed Taoist priest, sat around one person, listening attentively to the other party's "sermon", and the speaker was a little Taoist priest who was one of the "demon daos". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yuwen Wen is now talking eloquently, the robe on his body is gone, the purple sun scarf is gone, dressed in dirty cloth clothes, but he sits on the ground unexpectedly, spitting and talking about the "secret book of cultivating immortals":

"If a mortal wants to cultivate immortals, he must go through the realm of refining qi, building a foundation, forming a pill, forming a primordial infant, transforming a god, refining a void, merging, Mahayana, and crossing the tribulation, and each realm is divided into three levels..."

"Qi training period: Shou Yuan is more than 100 years old, the Yuan Shen is in a gaseous state, and the five senses are developed; Foundation building period: Shouyuan is more than 200 years old, and the original spirit is in a liquid state; Dan period: Shou Yuan is more than 500 years old, and the Yuan Shen is married to Jindan, which can refine the magic weapon and refine the natal magic weapon..."

"Yuan Infant Period: Shou Yuan is more than 1,000 years old, the Yuan Shen is in the form of a baby, that is, the Yuan Baby, cultivating various secret arts, often using natal magic weapons, and can cultivate the incarnation outside the body..."

"Transformation Period: More than 2,000 years old, you can use the spiritual power of heaven and earth... When it comes to the tribulation period, as long as you pass the ninety-nine Heavenly Punishment Divine Thunder, you can feather and fly to the immortal realm. ”

Yu Wenwen recited the setting of a novel of cultivating immortals that he had read, and everyone present was dumbfounded, except for the bull-nosed Taoist priest, and no one was distracted, and no one was silent.

The dwarf swallowed hard and asked, "Dao Chief, this... What does the fairy world look like? ”

"The ancestor of the mountain only left a few words, and people like us who are shallow in Taoism are incomprehensible, just like 'summer insects can't speak in ice wells, frogs can't speak in the sea'..."

"Dao Chief, what kind of insect is scared?"

"Well, what that means... An old farmer who is similar to a farmer in the field will not know what kind of life the Son of Heaven is living in the palace..."

"Oh..."Everyone nodded, but the bull-nosed Taoist priest twisted his little beard and groaned, Yuwen Wen saw that the head of the cell and his little brother were bluffed, so he continued to flicker, but he was secretly wary in his heart.

The soul is light, and I really got rid of it!

As of half an hour ago, Yu Wenwen has always been sure that "things are under control", the money to buy the cell boss is available, and he has successfully shopped the prison to avoid "killing", so it is said that he can wait for the big priest of the Qiuguan Mansion to cry and beg to "step on", but things have taken a big turn.

Someone is trying to hurt me, someone really wants to hurt me!

Things have to start from half an hour ago, when the "stupid" bull-nosed Taoist priest was beaten by a group, Yu Wenwen glanced at the guard of the jailer outside, but accidentally found that two people were pointing at him.

Yu Wenwen's first thought was that the black-hearted jailer checked the "business progress", so he didn't take it seriously, and sat down after the prison of the silver shop, but the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became.

The cell head and the official cell head are the thugs raised by the prison officials, who specialize in bullying the prisoners and squeezing money, and the new prisoners naturally want to "kill the threat", if they have enough money to spend money to eliminate the disaster, then they can avoid the pain of the flesh and skin, so this kind of thing The cell head and the head of the cell in charge can deal with it "autonomously", what does the prison officer who is the mastermind behind the scenes do?

The one who pointed there seemed to be recognizing people, the key was that he had nothing to recognize about his two "demon ways", and he was not a wild monk who "sent his son", and he was recognized by people to seek revenge for his evil deeds.

Yuwenwen was caught as a "demon road", it is said that there will be nothing after the prison, after all, the jailer is asking for money, and it will naturally stop when he is fed, unless he has an enemy, and the enemy learns that he was mistakenly arrested and imprisoned, and then he buys the jailer to do it.

But Yuwen Wen thought that he didn't have any enemies in Yecheng, so it was said that it would not be like this, but he couldn't stop as soon as his brain turned around, and then he thought of a possibility: Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao is the royal killer group of the Gao Emperor of the late Qi Dynasty, and Yecheng is their old nest, although the Qi State perished, Ye Xiao also defected to the new master, but Ye Xiao will inevitably have the remnants of Ye Xiao as eyes and ears in Ye City.

He and Yang Jian of Chang'an are incompatible, and in order to save his daughter and granddaughter, his father-in-law has sent Ye Xiao to Bazhou many times to find him unlucky, and he has been tossing for more than a year, and he thinks that the remnants in Yecheng will also know.

Yu Wenwen set off from Shannan to Yecheng Mianjun this time, it was not a secret act, Yecheng had received the news soon after he set off, and the journey of more than a month before arriving in Yecheng was enough to make the remnants of Ye Xiao in the city moved.

These people didn't know Yu Wenwen, but after Yu Wenwen arrived in Yecheng, he didn't shy away from showing up when he went out, so he felt that the other party was likely to use various means to infiltrate the embassy to recognize people or assassinate, but he was heavily guarded and the other party never succeeded.

As a result, he was arrested and put in prison as a demon today, Yu Wenwen judged that Ye Xiao, who was following him, found out about this situation, or ran into it by some kind of coincidence, and then took this opportunity to kill him, maybe there were "his own people" in the prison, or maybe he bought the jailer to kill him.

Buying off the jailer to poison the prisoner and letting the prisoner end up in a "dead prison", this kind of thing is not uncommon, so Yu Wenwen can't help but be a little worried when he thinks of this, he ******** wanted to catch the big explosion suspect before, and then he held back his strength to slap his face, and he forgot that there is such a danger as "Ye Xiao".

Although spending money to shop the prison can ensure a temporary peace, and can run to the government to "step on", but if it is taken advantage of during this time, it is called "every day should not be called the earth is not spiritual".

Yu Wenwen had rectified the state prison, knowing that it was easy for the jailer to kill people, thinking of the scene just now, he felt that the situation was critical, and he had to find a way to solve it, and it had to be a feasible solution.

It is impossible to break down the cell with his bare hands to escape from prison, and he is not a certain man wearing underwear, nor is he a certain man, the only way is to rely on acting skills.

As the saying goes: life is like a drama all depends on acting skills, since the cell boss is a Taoist, then make a fuss here, set up a game to make people drill and need to have "trust" to help, and the stupid and cute bull-nosed Taoist priest can't count on it.

So Yuwen Wen rolled up his sleeves and worked alone: fortune telling.

Based on the bad attempt of "flirting with girls", Yu Wenwen once discussed a lot of physiognomy knowledge with Zheng Tong, the "pseudo-cloth god of clothes", the so-called skills are not pressing, and many crafts are always good.

Of course, fortune telling is fake, it is nothing more than through the observation of words and dialogue skills, and then say some ambiguous words, of course, the necessary means to do packaging are also necessary, so Yuwen Wen learned the "flirting girl" nirvana: fortune telling.

Through the obscene "touching the bones" fortune telling, Yuwen Wen coaxed the dwarf and his subordinates to be stunned, and successfully deceived the trust of one of the young prisoners, agreed to change his outfit with him, and said that someone would definitely come to find the "little road chief" after a while, and after walking outside, he would immediately be transferred.

This is also known as "stand-in transfer".

The premise is that you can't tell who is the little road chief, Yu Wenwen is gambling, betting that if Ye Xiao really instructed the jailer to kill people, he would find a stand-in to die.

This trick is easy to goof, first of all, the short man, that is, the head of the cell, does not know that the jailer has to deal with the "little road chief", this is the first key, and the same key is the appearance.

Because as a stand-in prisoner, but the "aborigines" in the prison, it is said that the jailer should recognize it, in order to avoid gangs, Yu Wenwen not only let the stand-in wear a robe, but also deceived the stand-in to smear his face and put on makeup, so he couldn't recognize his original appearance.

Thanks to the "touching bones" fortune-telling technique, the dwarf and his subordinates were admired, so they acquiesced to Yu Wenwen's "stand-in transfer", and Yu Wenwen also prepared for the worst, once the matter was revealed, there was only one way to play with his life: take hostages and then confront each other.

Only in this way can the matter be made bigger, forcing the higher-level officials to come forward, and he will reveal his identity again, but the success rate of this is too low, and the jailer has the skill of deceiving and concealing it, if a few prisoners seal the cell and prevent the news from spreading, then he may not be able to hold out for long.

At this point, he could only give it a go, but it turned out that there was really a jailer who came to find the "little road chief", and just when he was about to take the dwarf hostage, the other party really took the "little road chief" out.

'I haven't come back yet, so I really got that way, right?' Yu Wenwen thought so in his heart, and couldn't help but silently recite the sentence 'Amitabha'.

escaped a catastrophe, but it is likely that there will be a second and third catastrophe, Yu Wenwen did not dare to relax, he hoped that Zhang Yu could bring in the rescue as soon as possible, before he stepped out of the prison door safely, his life was still in the hands of others, so he had to deal with it with all his might, and he couldn't be sloppy.

"Fellow Daoist, as I just said, there is something unclear about the poor road." The bull-nosed Taoist priest suddenly spoke, and Yuwen Wen looked at the other party with a "pleasant face" when he heard the words and asked, "Dao... What do you have to say? ”

"What Daoist friends said, it is quite similar to the Neidan technique, as mentioned in the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", 'accumulating essence and devotion' and 'shifting essence and changing qi' are somewhat similar..."The bull-nosed Taoist priest said with a twist of his beard.

"Neidan technique to build the foundation of qigong, is the so-called refining and refining qi, refining qi and transforming gods, refining gods and returning voids, refining voids and combining the way..."

"Its technique must combine the essence and the vitality to turn it into a thing of essence, so that it can flow and operate, and refine it into a dantire..."

"As Daoyou just mentioned, Qi refining, foundation building, Yuan Infant, Knotting Dan, Transforming Gods, and refining Void are all consistent with the Inner Dan Technique, but what is the Mahayana realm?"

"The so-called three-flower gathering, the three-flower, refining and refining gas is for human flowers, refining gas and turning gods into earth flowers, refining gods and void for smallpox... There are also five qi dynasties, but I don't know why these two realms are not seen in the Taoist friends? ”

Yu Wenwen was stunned when he heard these questions, he didn't expect that this "stupid and cute" bull's nose was really a genuine professional Taoist priest, and listening to his remarks, it seemed to be a "professional" Dan Xiu.

Could it be that the second catastrophe is coming? Such a professional academic question, how can a person like me, who has only read fantasy novels, answer it!

As the so-called "pretending to be forced to meet experts", Yu Wenwen was like a river before, and painstakingly managed the image of a "master of Taoism", but under the questioning of the bull-nosed Taoist priest, he became precarious.

Seeing the dwarf and his subordinates looking expectantly, Yu Wenwen knew that his foolish plan could not be lost, and he had to coax these people to use it, although he couldn't answer professional questions, he also had a way to deal with it.

See how I change the subject!

Yuwen Wen smiled slightly, looked at the bull-nosed Taoist priest and said, "Have you ever heard that water can carry boats, and you can also race boats?" (To be continued.) )