Chapter 108: It's a big deal
Yun Yue thought hard! He didn't remember that among the hundred family names was Matsushima or Matsushima, but the yin and yang man in front of him did say that his name was Matsushima Kaede. Regardless of the famous island country love action movie female star, this surname shocked Yun Yue.
However, I thought that if I arrived in the Qin Kingdom in the future, maybe there would be a guy named Chang Yu. Yun Yue was also relieved, this pseudo-colleague of Matsushima Kaede had an extremely special surname. Now if you search more than a billion people in China, I'm afraid you won't be able to find a few surnames. Yun Yue is looking forward to seeing a person surnamed Aoi and Sora. Anyway, personal tastes still like Yui Hatano. I just don't know that there is such a long name in the Warring States period.
"Matsushima...... Matsugami-kan! The lower official is polite. "Since you have to abide by the rules of this world when you come to this world, Yun Yue is now quite familiar with Shi Li. Fortunately, it didn't travel to the Ming Dynasty, otherwise I would have to kneel down to these dead demons.
"Captain Yun doesn't have to be polite, this official is the young eunuch of the court bureau. Captain Yun can call Lao Fusong Young Eunuch, this trip is far enough. After getting the king's edict, I found that there was still a forward left battalion to guard the camp outside the city, and we didn't dare to be sloppy with the king's will. I can only come here from afar and bring wine and food to you meritorious people. Ay...... Old! After sitting in the ox cart for a while, my back hurts. But this king's edict must be fulfilled anyway. Are you right? Captain Cloud! ”
Matsushima Kaede stared at Yun Yue with a pair of white eyes, and there was a deep meaning in his eyes.
Obedient and listening, Yun Yue still doesn't understand. Don't look at the ancients 2,000 years ago, the unspoken rules are very skillful. I don't know what year it came from, but in general, you have to give some errand money.
The great Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the great unspoken rules have a long history! Ancients, you are such a grandson.
"The young eunuch is working hard, and the lower official has prepared a thin instrument to buy some water and wine for the young eunuch and the superiors. Go and get tired! Yun Yue winked, and Lao Jiang, who had been in charge of the money, took out a bag of knife coins and came out. This product has recently gambled in the army, and it is very wealthy. In particular, knife coins are now packed in sacks.
Matsushima Kaede glanced at it, leaned back on the recliner and said, "Captain Yun is serious, I'll be on an errand for the king." How can you take Captain Yun's wealth, Captain Yun is too worried! "The words are earnest, and the attitude is bad. The tone is his mother's standard of neither yin nor yang, and it's a shemale. When he spoke like this, the voice was like scratching the bottom of an iron basin with his fingernails, how unpleasant and harsh and harsh it was. Yun Yue couldn't wait to plug her ears with cotton, if there was cotton.
That's too little! The people who came from the palace had a big appetite, and they didn't even look at a bag of knife coins. Yun Yue is just a small captain, and the people standing guard in the palace are probably all officers of this level. Matsushima Kaede saw too much, and couldn't help but despise it a little.
Don't give face, then don't blame the master for not giving face. Yun Yue's face sank suddenly, and it was just a matter of asking for bribes and playing some unspoken rules. After all, it's an old rule, and buddies are newcomers who have crossed over. You're still going to have to fucking eat your fart, and this big bag of money is enough to buy two big girls. It's too little to pick and choose, hum!
Since it is shameless, there is a shameless way to play.
"Matsushima...... Young Eunuch Song really deserves to be the person next to the king. The honest and honest officials are really high mountains, and he sees his colleagues and officials every day! must do a good job of promoting the unparalleled character of an adult, it is really a model for us...... "The sycophants of the twenty-first century are not something that anyone can bear, Yun Yue threw a sycophant and a top hat, and Matsushima Kaede was excited to swing his head. A pair of fingers kept shaking and trembling, quite a stroke.
"Good! Good! Good! That young eunuch thanks Captain Yun! Hum! Matsushima Kaede gritted his teeth and squeezed out these words from between his teeth, and the last word was simply squirted out of his nose.
I didn't expect this kid to be so ignorant, it seems that Zhao Gu is right. This is a guy who doesn't go away and goes backwards. If you have a chance, you must yin him to relieve the hatred in your heart.
Yun Yue saw Matsushima's vulture-like eyes, but she didn't care. When Lao Tzu went back, he took away the prince Dan, and Qin Shi Huang also took him away. Hum! When Lao Tzu soaked Qimei in his hand, it was time to run away. The young lady who kidnapped the Wu family, and the pearl of King Huiwen's palm. If you don't run away, you will really be cut into eighteen pieces by the two old fathers-in-law.
The ox cart was pulled to the center of the camp, and all the left battalion of the forward came to the open field to assemble. Even those who couldn't walk were carried on stretchers to the shade of the trees. It was sweltering in the tent, and it was good for the wounded and sick to pass through the wind, and they did suffer in the tent.
Matsushima Kaede lay down on the chaise longue and pretended to be unconscious, leaving only the accompanying officers to begin distributing the bounty and meat. Wine is muddy wine, not good but not bad. The meat is steamed or cooked, wrapped in oiled paper and divided into pieces. Obviously, the blocks have shrunk. The will says that one person, one jar of wine, and one pound of meat. If it is weighed above, it is estimated that there can be eight taels.
The hairy child is a monkey in a hurry, and he squeezed to the front after squeezing three or two. Everyone saw that it was Zheng Bin and knew that he was Yunyue's person, so they let him go. Anyway, everyone has a share, and whoever receives it first and who receives it later is the same.
I received the wine and meat, pressed my thumb and drew a charge. Zheng Bin rushed to the side and opened the oil paper bag. Not bad, it's the pig's head meat that I like. Cut off a piece with a hand knife and taste it, not bad, the meat is sticky. The teeth are stained when you bite it, and the upper and lower teeth are closed and opened with silk. A bad taste traveled from his tongue to his gustatory nerve, and then Zheng Bin reacted with the right answer. "Vomit ......!"
"This stinks!" The guy who received the meat earlier than Zheng Bin shouted. They are all rough men in the army, and they don't care if they are in office or not. The king rewarded the meritorious soldiers with a pound of stinky meat, which they could not accept.
Someone with a heart opened the mud seal, and when he smelled it, the so-called muddy wine was also rancid.
"Wine is also rancid!" I don't know which loud voice shouted again.
This is going to kill you, and the two voices that suddenly howl out immediately made the neat team blow up the camp. Lao Tzu went to the battlefield to fight hard, and when he came back, he fooled us with wine and stinky meat. The killers immediately went crazy and pounced on them one by one. Beat those errand officers to the head, Matsushima Kaede was kicked off the recliner before he could understand what was going on.
A group of strong men kicked around the lifeless ones, and smashed their slippers into it when they were far away. (Hint, the ancients wore clogs!) )
Yun Yue was pushed aside by the surging crowd, waiting for him to react and order someone to maintain order. It was too late, and the crowd was gradually dispersing. Matsushima Kaede was almost buried by his shoes and pulled open the clogs. I saw that this young eunuch was full of footprints, especially under his crotch.
The mouth keeps spraying snow foam, and the air is more and less in, and it is obviously not alive. Look at the beaten errands, who were clever enough to get under the ox cart and escape. Those who don't know each other and return to theories, several people have fallen to the ground. can mix a blue nose and swollen face, which can be regarded as an ancestral virtue.
It's over, it's a big deal! Yun Yue looked at several corpses, and the dying Matsushima Kaede was immediately stupid!