Chapter 65: Playing Away? That's impossible!

In the prison, the air is turbid, and the smell of the cell is disgusting, musty, rancid, feces and urine, sweat, and feet are mixed together, and the smell is pervasive, making Yu Wenwen's nose quite uncomfortable. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

He is familiar with this kind of environment, he spent a short time in the prison in Chang'an three years ago, and he also inspected the prison during the rectification of the Bazhou State Prison, no matter where the cell 'flavor' is like this, so he will not be too 'alarmed'.

This is not the key, the key is the person in front of him, Yu Wenwen has been staring at the Taoist priest in front of him, the suspected culprit of the big explosion.

His face was blackened, his hair and eyebrows seemed to be curled by the fire, and his real age was not discernible, but he seemed to be about forty years old, with a long horse face, a large nose, and quite large eyes.

Yu Wenwen thinks that as the saying goes, it is really an old way.

"The poor road has affected the Taoist friends, and I really can't help it." The bull-nosed Taoist priest said, his words were quite sincere, and then he bowed.

"Dao... Friend, what's going on? Yu Wenwen asked, seeing that the imaginary suspect was a Taoist priest, he was a little surprised, if the other party was really a Taoist priest, then the matter was a little delicate.

"What's going on? The two Taoist leaders are newcomers, don't say hello to everyone? ”

A hoarse voice sounded beside him, and Yu Wenwen came back to his senses, remembering that there were not only him and Niu Bi in the cell, but also a few 'aborigines', and the one who spoke was a short man with a scar on his left cheek and a body of meat.

There are a few people sitting next to the short man, all of them are dressed in cloth clothes and look crooked, looking at people's eyes dripping, some picking their feet, some picking their noses, and of course, some picking their ears, anyway, it is the classic bad brother style.

"Guys, it's rude to be rude when you first arrive." Niu Nose made a gesture and said, Yu Wenwen glanced at the dwarf, and sure enough, a trace of ridicule flashed on the faces of the other party and the people around him.

'I'm afraid I'm going to have a dragon to kill you.' Yu Wenwen thought in his heart, he naturally knew something about the dark side of the prison when he rectified the state prison, and knew that the prisoners who were caught in would be 'killed' regardless of whether they were innocent or not.

"This is in charge, and the poor are polite." After Yu Wenwen finished speaking, he also made a gesture, and the short man was stunned when he heard this, then put away his smile, looked at Yu Wenwen from head to toe, and then nodded:

"The trailmaster's accent doesn't seem like a local... Familiar with the rules of the prison? ”

"Poor Dao has traveled with his master since he was a child, and his accent is no longer the same, but he is often mistaken for a thief, and he rarely gets to go to prison."

"In that case, what to do, the little Taoist should know, right?"

Yu Wenwen nodded, and was about to move, but when he saw the bull's nose walking up, he thought that the other party was going to perform some magical skills, so he subdued the dwarf and the minions in three or two times, and then accepted the younger brother, but saw him sit down in front of the dwarf.

"When the poor road first arrived in the precious land, it was disturbed."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the cell was condensed, Yuwen Wen and those people were stunned for a moment, he looked at the back of the bull-nosed Taoist priest, and his brain was running rapidly.

The other party's words and deeds are nothing more than three possibilities: first, simple, ignorant of the sinister world; second, brain damage, that is, what parts of the brain are missing, which is not easy to use; Third, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, that is, a master outside the world molested the cell boss and prison bully.

Treating people by himself, Yu Wenwen feels that this bull's nose is about the third type, but it doesn't seem to look like it: unless it is intentional, if you really have kung fu with your hands and feet, where will you be caught in prison!

He was caught in because he had bad intentions and wanted to slap his face and get angry, but this bull's nose was caught and he was clearly a 'weak chicken', so the question is: is this the first or the second?

They are almost forty years old, and they should have rich life experience, unless they are practicing in seclusion in the mountains, if they are walking in the world, how can they know the dark side of society, why not talk and laugh with people in prison, and say stupid things like "I first arrived in the precious land, and I bothered".

Could it be that the Taoist chief thinks that this is a guest at that Taoist temple?

Yu Wenwen didn't think that the other party would be simple, so the only possibility was that he was brain-dead, maybe he was a Taoist priest who practiced pills, and his brain was broken when he ate the elixir, after all, that thing was basically a serious excess of heavy metals, and it would really be mentally abnormal if he ate too much.

"This Dao Master, don't you think this is a treasure land?" The dwarf asked, his tone full of banter, and the people around him looked at the bull's nose as if they were looking at a fool.

"What do you have to say about the heroes?" The bull nose asked, and the dwarf laughed when he heard this, and even the people around him laughed,

"What's so funny about the heroes?"

"You old way, hehe, do you want to 'gnaw on the plate', wear a 'wet cloth shirt', or 'watch the scenery'."

"Nibbling on the plate? Is it meat or vegetarian? Poor people don't eat meat. ”

"Hahahaha!" The dwarf grinned, laughing breathlessly.

Yu Wenwen listened behind the bull's nose, and he was embarrassed to hear it, he had studied the 'prison culture' a little when he was rectifying the state prison, and knew how dark it could be, anyway, whether he was in prison or not, he would have to shed his skin if he didn't die.

The new prisoners have to 'kill the power', that is, 'boil the oil', and the prison officials have to squeeze money out of this person, of course, for the sake of self-preservation, they generally use the prisoners in the prison as thugs, and if something happens, they can shirk their responsibilities.

This kind of prisoner has a leader, that is, the cell head, and there is more than one cell head, so there is more than one cell head, and the cell head in the cell head is called "the head of the cell", of course, the prison rules in the south and the north are slightly different, but they are generally similar.

That's why Yuwen Wen called the dwarf "Benguan", even if he called it wrong, he called it higher, and the other party would never be annoyed, and by the way, he said that he "understands the rules".

The purpose of the cell boss or the cell boss in charge of the 'killing' is very simple, that is, to torture the new prisoners, so that they can not stand it and give away their valuables, or beg the family members who come to visit the prison and deliver food to 'spend money to eliminate disasters', and most of this money naturally ends up in the hands of the prison officials.

Killing power depends on the skill, and if the skill is rough, it will torture the prisoner to death, and there is naturally no way to squeeze money when a person dies, so when killing a threat, an experienced cell boss should be in charge, or a more experienced cell boss.

All kinds of means must be moderate, so that the prisoner suffers but cannot die, but you must also be able to distinguish whether the wailing prisoner is really going to die or pretending, this is all technical work, so the cell boss is not the prisoner can be the prisoner.

The methods of tossing prisoners have names, and they sound good but they are not the same, of course, the names of the methods in different prisons may be different, but the patterns are similar.

Either they were beaten in groups, or the ground was wet and the new prisoners were forced to lie on it, or the prisoners were hung with their feet hung on their heads, and the prisoners were stripped naked and humiliated enough to be ruthless, and as for the details of the humiliation, it was inappropriate for some children.

If it is in the new era, there are still "hide and seek", "drink cold water", "push-ups" and so on, anyway, the prison culture has been inherited since ancient times, and it will never deviate from its roots.

As the so-called "son of a daughter, he can't sit down", Yu Wenwen wants to play the performance art of slapping his face, naturally he wants to "think about defeat before he wins", and being caught in prison is not a hotel, and it is very likely that he will be taken care of by the cell boss first.

The big explosion just now, in the eyes of the people of this era, may really be "white sunset thunder", not to mention that the suspect is a Taoist priest, then it will be thought that the demon Dao was "punished by heaven", or that there was an accident in alchemy, even if it is an official errand, he will not be too nervous.

So shock is shock, such an 'earth-shattering' case has not attracted corresponding attention, otherwise it would not be like now, the 'demon road' was arrested and thrown into prison.

Yu Wenwen considered that he was likely to pass the cell head before the 'slap in the face', so he made sure that he had the previous things on his body and had the capital to "shop the prison" to ensure safety, so he boldly stopped Zhang Yu from rescuing, let the other party put him in prison, and then faced the cell head who was sharpening his knife alone.

"Don't pretend! Choose one yourself, or Lao Tzu will help you choose! ”

"Why is the good man angry? There has never been a collision between the poor words? ”

The sound of the conversation woke Yu Wenwen from his calculations, he originally wanted to pay money to 'shop the prison', that is, to pay money to honor the cell boss, so as to avoid the pain of skin and flesh, but he did not expect that the cow's nose would take the lead and rush to the front to resist the thunder, so he decided to observe from the sidelines.

The big explosion just now must be the power of gunpowder, and this bull nose is probably really a Taoist priest, and it is not a Taoist priest who is alchemy, so on the way to alchemy, charcoal, sulfur and nitrate happened to appear in the ingredients of the elixir, and it is very likely to be out of it.

It's just that Fangcai's courtyard doesn't look like a Taoist temple no matter how you look at it, and the explosion is not small, that is to say, the alchemy furnace is very large, so it can accommodate enough raw materials, and then ignite and heat it to a certain extent.

'How big is this bull's nose alchemy furnace?' Was this just an accident? Yu Wenwen began to ponder again, this was not his thoughts, after all, the gunpowder formula in history was discovered by alchemists.

According to the mainstream point of view, it is basically believed that gunpowder appeared in the middle and late Tang Dynasty, and the reason for its appearance was that the warlock inadvertently discovered it in the process of alchemy, and this "inadvertently" is very promising.

Refining the elixir in order to live forever is the ultimate dream of the emperors of all dynasties starting from Qin Shi Huang at the latest, so alchemy has always been very popular in ancient times, of course, the alchemists are all doing it themselves, and all kinds of pills are not easily leaked.

In these years, there is no need to issue papers to evaluate professional titles, and there are no academic weeklies, and alchemy is mainly passed down from master to apprentice, so the new discoveries of various alchemy (chemistry) cannot be widely exchanged.

Based on the concern of "church apprentices, starve the master", and even some Dan recipes have not been passed on, for hundreds of years, countless alchemists, in the case of immersing themselves in alchemy, have been repeatedly groping for Dan recipes (various chemical reactions) that may have been mastered by their predecessors.

The prototype of the gunpowder formula, may have been inadvertently discovered by alchemists, it is said that the Taoist Ge Hong discovered gunpowder in the Jin Dynasty, but no one was aware of its military use, and for various reasons could not be made public, with the development of alchemy, more and more Taoist priests found a similar situation, so the appearance of gunpowder came naturally.

Thinking of this, Yu Wenwen felt a little more relaxed, so he decided to be close to the bull's nose and make it the same party... Apprentices and the like come out, come to a pot, after all, the movement is too big, in the eyes of those who know the existence of thunder, the meaning is different.

Just thinking of this, only to hear a scream, Yu Wenwen looked up, but saw that the dwarf commanded his men to beat the bull's nose, and the poor man was beaten to the ground, not only some people turned fists, but also people stepped on them.

"Do what, do what!" "Why hit someone! And there is no royal law! "Help! Help me! ”

Niu Nose was lying on the ground with his head in his hands, being beaten and wailing constantly, Yu Wenwen was stunned when he saw that he was beaten, and what the other party shouted explained that his person was simply "stupid and cute", Yu Wenwen really couldn't understand why this Niu Nose was so naΓ―ve at his age.

Could it be that he really alchemy behind closed doors, except for buying raw materials, he has no communication with the outside world?

Yu Wenwen thought so, and glanced at the guard at the other end of the corridor outside the cell, and sure enough, the jailers were nowhere to be seen, and the cow's nose wailed loudly, and it was impossible for normal people not to hear it.

'Black Prison! Yu Wenwen scolded in his heart, but he caught a glimpse of two figures appearing in the guard, one of them was wearing a silk robe, thinking that he was a prisoner, and was pointing in his direction, and the other person in a soap coat nodded.

Yu Wenwen felt that the other party was checking the 'business progress', and he didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly stepped forward to save the scene, Niu Bi seemed to be a weak chicken, not a master in the world, and if he didn't save it, he would be disabled.

"This is in charge, the poor road has to be paved with a prison, even the old road... Friends also shop together! ”

Yu Wenwen took out a few grains of broken silver from his arms and handed them to the dwarf, the other party saw that the silver eyes lit up, and then ordered his subordinates to stop, instantly changed their faces, stepped forward with a smile, and personally helped the cow's nose up: "Old Daoist, I was rude just now." ”

"You, why are you beating people!" The bull nose asked in horror, a handful of snot and tears, the injury was not visible on the dark face, and the bun was already scattered.

The dwarf patted Niu Nose's shoulder with a smile, and kept saying "It's all a misunderstanding", and then ordered his subordinates: "You, and you, immediately give up your position and let the two Taoist leaders sit down!" ”

Yu Wenwen saw the success of the "shop", and most of his heart was relieved, under normal circumstances, as long as he was willing to spend money, the cell boss would definitely laugh at it, and he would not embarrass the prisoner after the prison, after all, he was seeking money.

Of course, there is another possibility, that is, the cell boss is instructed to maim or kill the prisoner, so in this case, even if the money is spent to eliminate the disaster, it is useless.

This is rare, generally murderers and flower thieves are imprisoned, and the bitter master spends a lot of money to buy off the jailer in order to avenge his family, and then the jailer instructs the cell boss to be ruthless.

Unless the offender is a major case, the average prisoner dies when he dies, and the ancestral method can make the prisoner who dies violently appear to have died accidentally, which is the so-called "death by exhaustion".

Yu Wenwen didn't think about this possibility, but he didn't have any enemies in Yecheng, and his identity was not recognized, and he didn't fall into Chen Guoda's prison, so he felt that there was nothing to worry about.

The face, naturally, is to be hit, play off? That's impossible! (To be continued.) )