Chapter 3 discusses the importance of good ** to women's figures

was a little crushed by Qiao'er, this bastard is no longer the half-sized bean sprout like the one back then.

Instead, he was piled up with countless delicious pork to form a big man with a big waist and a round waist, and his whole body was full of tendon meat.

Tie Xinyuan also ate a lot of pork, and the whole person still looked lean, according to his mother, that is, the heart and eyes do not grow meat.

Qiao'er went to the workshop happily after abusing Tie Xinyuan, and there are still two knives to be handed over today, so I don't have time to continue to make trouble with Tie Xinyuan.

Tie Xinyuan curled up on the chair and coughed twice, and after finally recovering his breath, he saw that there was no one in the room, so he tidied up his clothes and shook his folding fan to go to the West Cross Courtyard.

Rou'er served Sugar Candy very well, looking at Sugar Candy lying on the recliner on all fours, Tie Xinyuan felt that it was very unreasonable for this girl to come to her own trouble for an unobtrusive **, and her current image should not be seen by a foreign man at all.

When I entered the door, I saluted my cousin Wang Manshi, "Why is my sister here too?" Your body has always been bad, you should rest more, the sun is running underground, if you are sick, how can you be born? ”

Wang Man coughed and said, "Don't worry, the doctor said that I have a cold disease, and it is good to spread it more." ”

Tangtang said in a weird way: "Don't be pretty, Li Qiao bullied other peasant women, how did you get along with the mud?" ”

Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "Brother Qiao's young temperament, he was dizzy and did something wrong for a while, so we naturally tried our best to compensate others and gave a cow!" ‘

When Tangtang heard that Tie Xinyuan's way to solve the matter was a cow, he immediately screamed: "People's chastity is worth a cow? You're bullying. ”

Tie Xinyuan sat down and took a sip of the vegetable melon juice and put it down, there was no honey in it, and there was a smell of lettuce.

"There is no fighting, and there is no bullying."

"None? Your cow is worth a lot! ‘

"What if you don't? Assigned according to the laws on the "Song Criminal Code"?

If you can't do it, Qiao'er will be caned for 30 years at most, and she will be assigned 200 miles a year, and she can't get out of Jingdong Road. What's the difference between this and being in Tokyo?

The woman's crime was serious, she was going to be paraded naked, and then she had to be punished with thirty boards, and finally she was sent two hundred miles.

If their patriarch felt that this woman had lost the face of the whole clan, it was possible to drown in a cage and throw a pond into a pond.

Do you still think I'm bullying you by paying a cow?

Tangtang, you have also read "Song Xingtong", I hated endorsement the most back then, in order to remember the laws in the book, but you have been a good student after your uncle's board. You should be familiar with this book, right? ”

Tangtang stomped his feet and said, "In that broken book, apart from the fact that Heli is beneficial to women, which of the remaining articles and chapters is not harmful to women?"

If you handle it well, now, let's talk about the matter between us, and you don't want to prevaricate.

I don't tell the official, I only tell my grandfather. ”

Tie Xinyuan knocked his head with a fan and said with a sad face: "This is much more ruthless than suing the official, Tangtang, we can't be unreasonable, right?" You told me to go play chess with you that day......"

"Shut up. Don't you know how to let the maid report before entering the door? ”

"Have you kept me under the covers for less? Don't I have a scholar? ”

Wang Man saw that the two of them began to argue again, and hurriedly said, "Brother Yuan, you just bow your head and apologize to Tangtang." ”

"Who wants him to apologize!"

"That's it. If you scold me, scold me, don't follow Song Yu, who thinks he is handsome, to insult other people's disciples, who have eight children with his ugly wife, and have scolded others for more than a thousand years.

You still help people continue to scold. People are not wronged. ”

Wang Man rubbed his eyebrows and said: "If you look at it, you will see it, they all say that you don't look at indecent things, don't go over your head and go to Tangtang and you won't be so angry." Why are you staring at other people's **, which little lady will be angry. ”

Tie Xinyuan thought hard for a while and said, "That belly pocket is embroidered with two black fat ducks, the pattern is more peculiar, so I will take a look at it." ”

Tangtang's little face suddenly turned iron blue, grabbed the teapot and smashed it at Tie Xinyuan, and roared angrily: "The surname is Tie, I fought with you!" ”

Tie Xinyuan caught the flying teapot and put it on the table and shouted, "What are you calling?" Hear me finish. ”

Tangtang was suppressed by Tie Xinyuan's roar, and her heart was aggrieved and annoyed, and she saw that the tears of the bean size were swirling in her eyes, and they were about to fall.

Tie Xinyuan handed his handkerchief to Tangtang, Tangtang grabbed it and threw it far away, Tie Xinyuan didn't pay attention to it, and knocked his head with a fan and said, "Why do people wear clothes?" ”

Wang Man said angrily: "Naturally, it's to cover up shame." ”

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said: "Wrong, in ancient times, etiquette was undecided, people were not distinguished, naked and frank was a common thing, people didn't even have a sense of shame, how can they say shame?" ”

The words that Tie Xinyuan said have already involved the level of learning, and Wang Man and Tangtang, who were born in the family of poetry, books and etiquette, naturally became serious, and Sanhuaitang never allowed students to disrespect learning.

"For us, the most important function of clothing is to cover shame and ensure our dignity, and for the ancient ancestors, clothing has only one function, that is, to keep warm."

Wang Man said with a straight face: "This is a very simple truth, you don't need to say more, Tangtang and I both understand." ”

Tie Xinyuan continued to wander around the room, saying as he went, "Shame is the first real feeling that comes out of us when we have wisdom.

I have heard from the people from the west that when God first created man, he made a man, and then he made a woman out of man's ribs, and then he made this man and woman live in Paradise, and they have no wisdom and live like wild beasts in Paradise.

Until one day the woman accidentally tasted the fruit of wisdom, and then both the man and the woman had wisdom.

The first thing they did when they gained wisdom was to find leaves and put them on their bodies, which is said to be the earliest source of shame. ”

Listening to Tie Xinyuan's chatter about topics that have nothing to do with his **, Tangtang had to stand up several times and ask directly, but Wang Man pressed him on the chair and continued to listen to Tie Xinyuan talk nonsense.

"The functions of clothes were developed by our ancestors later, and we are now. Officials relied on crowns to show their supreme authority.

Officials relied on different colors of robes to prove their official positions, and men and women mostly relied on clothes to roughly distinguish between men and women, and in many cases, the rest of the clothes overshadowed their original warmth.

From the beginning of the awakening of shame, the vanity of the Tao now is displayed by clothes.

The reason why I stared at Tangtang's **, that was the first time I saw a woman's**, and after reading it, I realized that you women are really stupid, you don't even know how to improve your own personal things, and I don't know how many times other clothes have changed over thousands of years. Only yours don't know how to change for hundreds of years. ”

When he said this, Tie Xinyuan covered his face with a fan, peeked at Tangtang and Wang Man, and found that they were all thinking that they had been successfully taken into the ditch by themselves.

In order to strike while the iron was hot, Tie Xinyuan cleared his throat and continued: "The clothes are worn by people, how comfortable, how beautiful, how to conform to etiquette, how to come right."

Women's bodies are different from men's. Naturally, there should be different clothing from men, as for how to make a set of ** that fits your woman's body, Rou'er has a different opinion, you might as well ask Rou'er.

Rou'er has long wanted to come up with a complete set of ** that is most suitable for women to wear. But, that stupid girl hasn't succeeded for several years, and you two are the best among women, so you might as well take a closer look. Come up with a good idea to make a new look.

I promise that once you come up with a novelty, it will be more useful than reading 800 books. ”

Wang Man didn't want Tangtang to go to Tie Xinyuan for trouble. In her opinion, this is what Tangtang is deliberately looking for Tie Xinyuan, even if there is no ** turmoil, maybe there will be things like shoe turmoil.

She got married three years ago, her husband was an official in Yangqu, and she returned to the capital to recuperate because of her poor health.

Tie Xinyuan's words just now completely reminded her that if she can really make a novel and comfortable **, it may not be a financial road.

So she pulled Sugar Candy and asked Rou'er in a whisper what she had come up with over the years.

Rou'er dragged out a rattan box from under the bed, and looked at Tie Xinyuan with wide eyes in embarrassment.

Sugar Candy's eyes burst out with a sharp look like an eagle, and he pointed to the door and said, "Get out!" ”

Tie Xinyuan laughed dryly, shook the folding fan and walked out of the door, and as soon as he came out, he heard several exclamations from the room, probably shocked by the keel of the corset woven by Rou Niang with soft wicker.

This thing was made two years ago, Tie Xinyuan came up with a source of money for a few ugly girls in the family to marry well, but later found out that Rou'er and the others really couldn't do this business independently, and today they just pulled Wang Man and Tangtang into the water.

With the two of them taking the lead, this thing will soon flourish among the noblewomen with the most powerful purchasing power, and if you rely on Rou'er and a few of them who want to have no good looks and no reputation, this business will become a big joke.

When he came to the workshop to find Qiao'er, this guy was constantly stuffing a knife into the green shark skin scabbard, testing the dexterity of the knife.

Qiao'er saw Tie Xinyuan coming in, so she pulled out the knife, pulled the blade left and right with her thumb to see if the knife had become dull, and said casually: "The thief's hat didn't buckle your head, right?" ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "I'm not a thief, who can impose this hat on my head?"

Rest assured, it's done. ”

Qiao'er picked a thumbs up and said, "You always have such a way, admire, admire." ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "The sycophant comes out of your mouth, there is a different flavor, let's say, what's the matter?" ”

Qiao'er snorted and said, "Do you remember the eighth master of Sun Yangzheng's store?" ”

Tie Xinyuan frowned and said, "This person is not easy to deal with. ”

Qiao'er said with a smile: "I died yesterday, all the muscles and bones of my limbs were broken, I was stabbed five times in my chest and abdomen, and I just saw an internal organ under each wound, and my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were exposed to broad daylight." (To be continued.) )

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