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It can't be an illusion!

The audience invariably rubbed their eyes vigorously, their eyes bulged, and they stared at the West Poison on the stage, but no matter how you rubbed it, how bright your eyes were, the West Poison buttocks were empty.

This- how is this possible?

Could it be that this Western Poison really knows kung fu?

Could it be that there are really nine yin scriptures in the world today?

For a while, a lot of speculation popped up.

Song Huizong stood up, looked at the stage blankly, and said incredulously: "I'm not mistaken, how can he sit in the air, what is going on?" ”

As soon as he spoke, the rest of the people also woke up and looked at Li Qi in unison.

Hee-hee! Cow bar. If I don't show you a hand, you really think that those people above are wine bags and rice bags! Li Qi was very satisfied with his excellent work, and said shyly: "Can you not talk about this?" ”

Song Huizong frowned and said, "You kid don't sell guanzi here, come quickly." ”

There is no way, the emperor spoke, Li Qi knew that he couldn't hide it, and he reluctantly said the key, in fact, he also learned this trick from the Spring Festival Gala in 2011, the key trick is in the special shoes worn by West Poison, he originally wanted to get Michael Jackson's tilt of forty-five degrees, but he couldn't find a suitable entry point, but unfortunately, no one in the world of condor archery can Ling Bo Weibu, otherwise it can be used.

But if this kind of thing is just talking, Song Huizong and they still can't understand it, they are all like Erzhang monks, and they can't figure it out.

Li Qi looked at it in his eyes, and said: "Your Majesty, this thing is unclear, and after the performance is over, I will uncover this mystery, so let's watch it now." ”

That's the only way, Song Huizong and the others resisted the curiosity in their hearts and paid attention to the stage again.

Only listen to the sound of the zither and the sound of the flute on the stage. Although it does not have the magic of the gods in the book, it tickles people's minds, but this song is specially configured for this play, the sound of the zither is exciting, loud, and makes people enthusiastic, while the sound of the flute is smart and ethereal, high and low, like crying, if illusory, subtle and deep.

The audience is reminded of what's in the story. Immediately immersed in it, unable to extricate yourself.

This is not good, they can steal the limelight. Gao Yanei stood aside stupidly, feeling good in his heart, nothing happened to him. His eyes rolled, and he suddenly covered his ears with his hands, pretending to be extremely painful, and his steps were vague and upside down. It seems to be playing drunken fists, and his mouth is constantly moaning.

Worst! These two goods have tampered with the plot without authorization! Li Qi really cried this time.

What does this guy want to do? Chai Cong was blowing the jade flute, looking at Gao Yanei with tears in his eyes.

Really. Gao Yanei did this, and immediately attracted the audience's attention to him, but then again, this guy's acting skills are really not covered. The audience thought, oops, this really hurts!

Can be both. Gao Yanei's moaning also disrupted the rhythm of the "East Evil" and "West Poison", and the two could only use their strength to eat milk, and the sound of the flute and zither increased sharply, hoping to cover up the moaning in Gao Ya.

In this way, it seems more realistic.

Li Qi is used to Gao Yanei's counterattack, and he really has no other way than to sit in the audience and scratch his head.

"Haha!"

Just as the audience was immersed in the sound of the zither and the sound of the flute, a loud laugh sounded like thunder on the ground.

Many people reacted very quickly, and shouted at the same time: "Hong Qigong! ”

However, only hearing his voice and not seeing him, Hong Qigong, who everyone was looking forward to, did not appear, but the laughter was extremely loud.

His smile covered up Gao Yanei's moaning, which made Gao Yanei so depressed!

"Hiccup!"

Just as Yiqiē seemed to be back on track, the laughter stopped abruptly, and a wine burp suddenly sounded.

This sudden wine burp made the sound of the zither and the sound of the flute also hear, how can people play! The Mr. "West Poison" almost didn't laugh out loud. And Chai Cong is even more depressed and just wants to hit his head on the ground, this flute and zheng fight is the most coercive plot in his play, but there is Gao Ya stealing the scene in the front, and Hong Tianjiu's "stroke of genius" in the back, so that now he can't pretend to be forced and becomes a joke.

Oops! It's really life-threatening! Li Qi really wanted to rush forward with a pig-killing knife at this time and slaughter the strange pair of Hong Tianjiu and Gao Yanei.

The audience was at a loss.

Song Huizong looked at Li Qi suspiciously, as if asking, could it be that this was also arranged by you.

God can't arrange such a bullish hiccups! Li Qi said with embarrassment: "Do horses have hoofs, and people have burps!" ”

Chen Anan, who was hiding in the grass, saw that something was wrong with the situation, and hurriedly shouted, "Master! Then his face tightened, and he tried to escape.

Chai Cong's reaction was not slow, and he shouted in a deep voice: "Good boy, you haven't come out yet." ”

"Lord Huangdao!"

Chen Anan walked out.

In this way, the audience was finally reluctantly pulled back into the plot.

It's a hell of a! Li Qi wiped a cold sweat, he finally understood why most of those directors were bald, which is really not something ordinary people can deserve.

"Brother Jing-!"

But seeing that "Huang Rong" quickly threw herself into the arms of "Guo Jing", the familiar three words made the audience forget the wine burp for a while.

Although this scene has been practiced many times, Chen Anan is still a little virgin, and his face is flushed every time, but he is very much like Guo Jing's true colors, stupid and stupid.

However, every time Gao Yanei saw this scene, he was annoyed, Li Qi fooled him at the beginning, saying that Ouyang Ke would have an intimate scene with Huang Rong, and he chose Ouyang Ke, but when it was time to practice, he found that all the benefits were taken by Anan, and he didn't get any benefits, if he hadn't been cheeky and rubbed a handful of oil, it was estimated that he wouldn't even be able to touch his hands, and shouted, "Stinky boy, you're here too!" ”

Rush forward and punch out.

Chen Anan hugged the beauty and avoided it sideways, but you must know that Gao Yanei's punch was mixed with real anger, and the fist wind was whirring, which made Chen Anan secretly frightened in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Yanei, you are real!" ”

Gao Ya Nei Jing worm went to his brain, and only said: "Gossip, let's make a move quickly." ”

Fight it, I'm afraid you won't succeed. Chen Anan is not afraid of a day. The boy who is not afraid of the ground, but he is not afraid of Gao Yanei at all, he shouted, his left palm came out, his right hand drew a circle, and he hit it out with another palm.

Originally, in the story, Guo Jing defeated Ouyang Ke with one move to fight left and right, but in order to make this fight more enjoyable, Li Qi asked Ma Qiao to think about some more routines, after all, this is a martial arts drama. It's not a romance drama, it's not exciting.

The two of them are familiar with this routine, and they are not "innovative", they still come according to the routine, but the two of them are not false, they are all full of strength, hard bumps, arms hit arms, tibia hit tibia.

Chen Anan can also be regarded as half of Ma Qiao's apprentice. With such a cold-blooded animal as a master, his ability to resist attacks is naturally super strong, plus he has grown up with hardships since he was a child, and. often fights with others, and also exercises a body of copper skin and iron bones.

Although Gao Yanai is also experienced in a hundred battles, after all, he is usually pampered, with fine skin and tender meat. If it's really a fight, then it's another story, but it's just acting. After a few moves, he only felt a pain in his hands and feet, and secretly scolded, how long has this kid not eaten meat, how hungry is that his whole body is full of bones, this is not cost-effective. Hurriedly said: "You kid is light, light, light, oops, it really hurts me to death." ”

Chen Anan and Gao Yanei are usually called brothers, seeing him begging for mercy, their voices immediately became much softer, and the two of them finally got back on track.

This kind of martial arts film moves, or the first appearance, immediately won the unanimous applause of the audience, even those Wenchen are also intent, they don't know the trick, seeing the two on the stage are fighting faster and faster, every move seems to be in danger, I can't help but clench my fists, and my palms are already soaked, it's really cute.

"Humph! Ha ha! ”

This hum and ha two generals are fighting vigorously, like martial arts movies in the seventies and eighties. After a few moves, between the lightning and fire, there were two "bangs", but when I saw that the "Ouyang Ke" on the stage was hit by a palm in the chest, there was a loud bang, and he staggered back a few steps.

Brother Yu was not calm again, and stood up suddenly, his face full of worry.

Li Qi hurriedly said: "Taiwei, this is dubbing, dubbing, not real, please rest assured." ”

"Dubbing?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

Li Qi said this, suddenly clapped his palm, and said with a smile: "That's what it means." ”

Gao Yu understood and said, "So that's the case." He sat down awkwardly again.

Song Huizong was also surprised when he saw it, and said: "Then are the two of them really fighting, or fake fighting." ”

Depend on! You don't even look at who is standing on the stage, how dare I really fight? Li Qi said: "Of course it's a fake fight, this is all designed a long time ago, where each punch goes, where the next kick goes, the two of them know the roots, so it looks like it's real, but it's actually fake." ”

"I see!"

Song Huizong said: "This kind of trick is really fake, good-looking, really good-looking." ”

"Elder Hong called Hua, congratulations on your good apprenticeship."

Accompanied by a shout of Western poison on the stage. An old man walked up to the stage slowly, and the audience burst into laughter, but then there was a burst of applause.

I saw that this old man was smiling, his hair was white, and his face was full of red light, and he didn't know if he was blushed by that wine burp, or if the wine faint did not go away, wearing a patched light blue cloth shirt, a small round hat on his head, and a big red gourd on his back, far bigger than described in the novel, in fact, Li Qi originally wanted to make a smaller one, but Hong Tianjiu was more fierce by nature, and he made a big gourd, and the angry Li Qi almost fired him directly at that time, but Ma Qiao said that it was better to be bigger, also said that the gourd could also be used as a weapon, and when Li Qi heard him say this, he thought it was very good to do this, so he went with them.

Hong Tianjiu heard the audience's applause, and his heart was very happy, and he even raised his hand and waved his hand to the audience, but with a wave of his hand, he immediately reacted and quickly retracted.

There was a burst of laughter from below.

Well, these three two goods have finally met, and this drama is completely over. Li Qi rubbed his face, and he wanted to die.

(To be continued)