Chapter 35: The Jade Seal is in Hand
Xiao Shunzi said: "Your Majesty, it's a cricket, it's nothing unusual, it will be called at this time every year." ”
"I ask you two, is this cricket so happy, is it for the official family or for the private family?" Sima Zhen said on a whim.
The two listened to you look at me and I look at you, and after thinking for a while, Xiao Shunzi said: "Back to the emperor, this cricket is called for the official family in the official place, and it is called for the private family in the people's house, and it is naturally called for the emperor in the palace." ”
"You're so smart, so smart, I can't think of it." Sima said sincerely.
"How could the emperor think of such a trivial matter." Xiao Shunzi said again.
It seems that the first priority of being a eunuch is to change on the fly.
Sima Zhen said to Xiao Shunzi and the two seriously: "How about you two go out and catch a few for me, so that they can also meet me?" ”
Xiao Shunzi and the two of them couldn't shirk it, so they had to go out to catch crickets.
Zu Ti watched the scene just now and thought: "It turns out that the emperor is really intellectually low, just like a teenager, and the rumors from the outside world are not false. ”
Zu Ti was thinking about how to get the jade seal and then reappear to Sima Zhen, a big mouse climbed up along his leg, he subconsciously slapped his leg hard, the mouse was shot far away, and ran away with a squeak!
Sima Cheng heard the movement, looked over here, Zu Ti was too late to hide, anyway, sooner or later he had to show up, so he had to stand up, Sima Cheng looked at Zu Ti, pulled down his face and said: "Bold!" ”
Zu Ti was shocked, could it be that the emperor regarded himself as an assassin! ”
Plop Tong knelt on the ground and was about to speak to defend himself, Sima Zhen pulled him up with a smile and said: "You slave, why haven't I seen you, you should be a newcomer, you wear different clothes from others, and you don't say a word when you play peek-a-boo with me, I thought there was a thief." ”
Zu Ti was relieved when he heard this, and said according to the situation: "The slave only entered the palace yesterday, and I heard that the emperor loves this game, so I want to play with the emperor once, and I didn't disturb you, right?" ”
"No, no, what is terrible about me in the palace." Sima Zhen said and stared at Zu Ti again: "How about we play peek-a-boo?" ”
"Okay, Your Majesty."
Zu Ti said and thought, just ask the emperor where the jade seal is later.
"Which of us hides first?" Sima Zhen said excitedly, showing childlike innocence.
Zu Ti thought that this would be easy to do, and he said: "Your Majesty, of course you hid it first, but Your Majesty, I guess you will not hide it in a place where there is a jade seal." ”
"I don't want to be fooled by you, I want to hide it tightly, I'm going to go to the study with the jade seal, when I'm a fool, hehe." Sima thought this heartily and ran towards the study.
As soon as Sima Zhen left, Xiao Shunzi and the two shouted from outside the door: "Your Majesty, catch it!" ”
Zu Ti heard that they were going to come in, and hurriedly stepped forward to hide behind the door, as soon as the two entered the door, Zu Ti pointed out the acupoints of the two of them with both hands from behind his back, and immediately the two of them were motionless like sculptures fixed there, Zu Ti closed the door and went to find Sima Zhen.
Zu Ti knew that he would definitely go to the study, he came to the study along the aisle, he didn't know where he was, and he was not familiar with everything here, and he wanted to play with him with this How could he follow the conventional thinking, so he stood in the middle and deliberately said: "Your Majesty, I saw you, come out." ”
"How do you know I'm hiding here?" Sima Zhen was really fooled, crawled out from under the table in front of him, and said as he crawled: "You are really amazing, you easily found me the first time you entered the palace." ”
Climbing to the side, Zu Ti pulled him out, only to hear a cracking sound, and Sima Xin's dragon robe was torn off by a wooden nail under the table.
Sima Zhen smiled: "Tomorrow there will be a new dragon robe to wear, hehe." ”
Zu Ti knew that the jade seal must be in the study, he glanced around, but didn't see it, and then he deliberately said: "Your Majesty, the jade seal is gone." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Sima Zhen said in a panic; "Ahh I don't think it's still there. ”
Sima Zhen said and came to the bookshelf, took a stool and stood on it, took down a box on the top of the bookshelf, returned to the ground, opened it, and said happily: "Where is it missing, isn't this here?" ”
Zu Ti saw that he was about to carry it in his arms, and went over and said, "Your Majesty, how about letting the servants take a look?" ”
"I'll let you take a look at what I'm playing with you." As he spoke, he handed it to Zu Ti.
Zu Ti took the box, took out the jade seal, and looked at it, the jade seal was carved with Lantian jade, and eight words were engraved on it with a seal script: Ordered by the sky, both longevity and eternal prosperity. One of the horns is different from other places, it is inlaid with gold, and Zu Ti knew that it was the Empress Dowager Xiaoyuan during the Wang Mang period of the Han Dynasty, and it could not be restored, so he made up a horn with gold.
Zu Ti smiled in his arms and said, "Your Majesty, Liu has taken his leave." ”
Sima Zhen saw Zu Ti pick up his treasure, and said in a panic: "You...... You...... What do you want to do? Do you want to rob me of the jade seal? ”
"Yes, Liu wants the emperor's jade seal." Zu Ti said, but he didn't leave immediately.
He pointed to Zu Ti and said: "Who are you, aren't you a slave who just entered the palace, by the way, what did you say Liu, is your surname Liu." ”
Zu Yi said: "You remember my name, my name is Liu Yao, and I am the hall master of Guiyi Hall. ”
"Your name is Liu Yao, okay, I remember you, if you don't leave the jade seal, I will punish your nine clans!" In Sima Zhen's eyes, the jade seal is everything to him, and without this play, he is nothing.
"Whatever you want, I'm leaving." Zu Ti patted the jade seal on his chest and walked out.
Sima Cheng sat down on the ground, but what he didn't expect was that Zu Ti came back again, he pointed at Zu Ti and said, "You, you...... You ......"
"Your Majesty, do you remember who I am?" It turned out that Zu Ti was afraid that Sima Zhen would have low intelligence, so he forgot the name Liu Yao after a while.
"What are you doing...... I want to think about ......"
Zu Ti saw that he really had a bad memory, so he took the lamp and shone it on his face and said, "Look at my appearance, is there anything special about it?" ”
Sima Zhen took a closer look and said, "Ah, your eyebrows are white!" ”
Zu Ti saw that the desired effect had been achieved, even if he couldn't remember Liu Yao's name clearly, it should be no problem to remember his face, because this feature was too obvious.
Zu Ti put down the lamp, convinced that the plan was successful, and said: "Your Majesty, Liu Yao said goodbye, and I took the jade seal." ”
Sima Zhen shouted to someone, and at this time, the acupoints of the two little eunuchs also rushed away, because the ancestral seal was very shallow, and there was only one hour to rush away.
The two eunuchs came to the study and saw Sima Zhen rolling on the ground, shouting and shouting; "Oh my God, my jade seal has been robbed, my jade seal has been robbed! I'm going to punish him for the Nine Clans! ”