As a father, Xiao Ergongzi's anger is understandable. So when he brandished a wooden stick and smashed it at Zhang De, the Liangfeng county man did not resist, but a spirit, suddenly lifted his belt to his chest, and ran fast.

After all, it is also a noble court, and the daughter's boudoir is not small. After 1,500 years, it will be at least a two-bedroom apartment. Like an eagle catching a chicken, Zhang De ran fast in front, and Xiao Ergongzi's face was full of anger, and he chased and beat him fiercely.

"Yay! Yay! It's not like that! ”

"Father, father, we are innocent!"

Xiao Keng was almost stunned by the performance of his daughters, and shouted: "Shut up! As early as in Chang'an, this fang is a young girl who loves it, and everyone knows it. Thou shalt fall into its clutches......"

"Xiao Gong! Thou shalt not defile the innocence of others! ”

When Lao Zhang heard that this Xiao Ergongzi was simply unreasonable, he hurriedly shouted, "I really haven't ruined anyone's innocence, Xiao Gong is also a man, and he is also a Fengyue everyone, how can you not know the signs here?" Besides, I'm not an alien, how can I even have such skills as a royal girl? ”

In fact, Zhang De felt that he wanted to die, and he could say this kind of argument, which was simply a desperate situation.

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Keng heard this, he suddenly stopped his body and said in a daze: "Yes, if it weren't for the talent, even the royal girl could still have such a fitness hand, wouldn't she be a battlefield general?" ”

Xiao Ergongzi threw the stick away, and didn't look at the three girls, just rubbed it on the couch indiscriminately, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, fortunately, I haven't seen it...... Ahem, Da Lang, you Fangcai, why are you here? ”

yes, why here? Lao Tzu just played peek-a-boo with three little girls. This argument is clearly not true.

and three little girls chanted poems, and there happened to be a masterpiece: Gou Li Datang lives and dies, how can it be avoided because of misfortune and fortune.

It is estimated that Xiao Ergongzi also does not believe it.

What to do?

The question is not what to do, Xiao Keng's eyes are still full of hostility and suspicion. It was only because of the last reason that the outburst of anger was suppressed.

The belt is mentioned on the chest of Lao Zhang. After the jade buckle was fastened, he breathed a sigh of relief, and looked down to see that the brocade robe was missing two pieces. Just now in order to plug Xiao Shu and Cui Niangzi's mouths, Xiao Ergongzi's eyes are now staring at the broken place.

In a word. According to Xiao Ergongzi's knowledge when he was young, this must be the process of the Zhenlie woman's rebellion, who inadvertently tore the clothes of the thugs......

"This ......"

Lao Zhang stubbornly said in his heart that Lao Tzu could tell the truth!

"Yay! The elder brother's brocade robe was scratched in the garden, and the brocade bag also broke a few holes, and fell on the melons and fruits on the ground. Our sisters happened to be out of the garden, and when they saw that their brother was in distress, they let him enter the garden. ”

Xiao Shu suddenly raised her voice, and said to Xiao Keng without blinking.

Groove ......

Lao Zhang was stuck there. The expression is very complicated. To tell the truth, he had heard of Xiao Ergongzi's two daughters, and Xue Dading also told him that these two sisters were almost selected by Empress Changsun to fill the emperor's harem. Regardless of intelligence and beauty, it is the best choice, and the character must be virtuous and gentle.

If it weren't for seeing the lady lie with your own eyes. Lao Zhang almost believed it.

Damn, sure enough, pretty girls may not all be silly and sweet.

"Oh?!"

The tone was still full of suspicion. Xiao Keng's slightly fat figure trembled, glanced at a brocade robe on the ground, and then glanced at the piece that his youngest daughter Xiao Yan was holding in her hand, "Is that so?" But even so, Da Lang is a man, how can he enter the boudoir? ”

That's right. How can this be explained?

"Ye Ye doesn't know, my daughter has heard of it for a long time, and the Qujiang Chi Literary Association back then, countless romantic masterpieces, all have something to do with my brother. The demon monk is mentally retarded. Although it is confusing one side, it is also talented and learned. The young people in Beijing all call it 'Baishi Jinglun', and it would be a great blessing if they could get their guidance. ”

Wow...... What the hell am I ......

Zhang De always felt that this kind of play seemed to have been played in Taiji Palace. At that time, it was as if I was still a national librarian.

"Looking for an excerpt, do you need to go into the boudoir?"

Xiao Ergongzi held the stick and didn't let go.

"Xue Tingshi is using it in the study, and there is still pen and ink rice paper in his daughter's boudoir, and she is accompanied by Sister Cui, which is a witness." After a pause, Xiao Shu said indifferently, "Not to mention that the mentally handicapped demon monk is not known, only the brocade robe of the elder brother is torn, and our sister and female workers are also exquisite, but it is just a gesture of effort, sewing one or two." ”

"Yes, Shibo, I ...... We are all knowledgeable women, and our brother is a gentleman, neither known to outsiders, nor has there been any gossip. ”

Cui Niangzi hesitated for a moment, and then explained to Xiao Keng.

“……”

Zhang De always felt that this picture was a bit unscientific, why was this so?

Xiao Ergongzi saw that Cui Niangzi said this, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then said with a straight face: "Even so, the old man is suspicious." ”

However, Xiao Keng was not suspicious at all, and secretly thought in his heart: Shu Niang has always been clever and capable, and there must be something strange about her saying such a truth. I clearly heard the words of "beasts" and "lewd thieves", but now they are quibbles, and they must be covered. Zhang De's guy can't be offended, and the head of the Xiao family also wants to win over the people, how can he be offended, he only hates the old man for dividing the family, but he can't borrow the dignity of the Xiao family and kill him.

After a while, Xiao Ergongzi summed up again in his heart: If Cui Erlang knows that his daughter has suffered from the prostitution **** here, Qinghe Cui's wrath, I can't afford to be guilty. This prime minister Cui Jue accepted Shu Niang's nonsense, but it was also exempt from my involvement, but it was just ...... This one is really good, and in a moment, it was even maintained by the Cui family. It was rumored before that it was very good at seducing young girls, I still don't believe it, but now it's obedient, if it is thirty years early, how can I have a romance?

Of course, Zhang De didn't know what Xiao Ergongzi was thinking in his heart, but when he saw Xiao Keng let him go, Lao Zhang was also moved.

"Xiao Gong is a lot, and he is ashamed. Meng Lang's move is embarrassing and difficult to ......"

"Oh, since it is the practice of poetry and literature, it is a matter of elegance, and it is okay, it doesn't hurt." Xiao Keng smiled, "I don't know what poems Da Lang took, read it and listen to it." The old man walks in Henan and Hebei all the year round, and rarely goes to Beijing, but he has also heard the reputation of demon monks who are mentally retarded. It is a first-class amazing talent, who only talks about not meeting in his life, and has missed such a person with a splendid article. ”

Eager to see where Lao Zhang wanted to get so much, his brain didn't move, and blurted out: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be ......"

Cui Niangzi's apricot eyes widened, staring at Zhang De incredulously.

Xiao Keng's fat body shook, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

“…… Suspected to be on the ground...... Frost? ”

I'm a little scared, could it be that someone has read this poem? That can't be, this poem has never been sold. But why did Cui Niangzi and Xiao Keng have ghostly expressions on their faces?

On the side, Xiao Shu and Xiao Yan sisters looked at Zhang De in shock, and then looked at Cui Niangzi.

"Good sentence, good sentence. It turns out that Da Lang and Jue Niang have known each other for a long time, why didn't they say it earlier? Xiao Ergongzi smiled, and finally breathed a sigh of relief: It's okay, it's okay, it's not Shu Niangyanniang, but Cui Erlang's daughter.

Lao Zhang was confused, what the hell is this? When did I meet Cui Niangzi?

"This, Xiao Gong, De and Cui Niangzi, have never been masked, and today is the first time they have met."

"Hahahaha, it's easy to say, it's easy to say. Rest assured, the old man is not such a stubborn person. When he was young, he was as chic as Da Lang. Okay, don't worry, the old man won't talk to Cui Erlang about it. After that, Xiao Er Gongzi had an expression of you chatting slowly, and then left.

He's gone!

After Xiao Keng left, the boudoir was as quiet as death again.

Needless to say, the Xiao family sisters almost went crazy with fire in their eyes. And Cui Niangzi has a crying expression, biting her lips lightly, and she is about to burst into tears, delicate and pitiful, and Chu Chu is moving.

What's the matter?!

Lao Zhang coughed lightly: "Thank you for your maintenance, thank you for your great kindness, there will be a good reward for virtue!" ”

After that, you have to leave the land of right and wrong.

"Wait!"

Xiao Shu shouted, and suddenly stopped at the door, glaring at him with silver teeth: "You whore, you really can't be a person." I just believed your nonsense, but it turns out that there is such a trick! ”

The bewildered Zhang De blinked: "Trick?!" What trick? ”

"Don't pretend anymore, you whore, beast! I heard that you are engaged, and you are still the heirloom of Huzhou poetry and books, the sister of the Xu family is really unladylike, and she actually made you a husband like a thief. Bah! ”

Enough is enough!

I won't talk about slapping Lao Tzu so much, Lao Tzu can be misunderstood, and the wind blows. Knima's insult to Lao Tzu's personality is really unbearable.

So Lao Zhang said angrily: "Lady Xiao, don't be a thief and a beast." What have I done to make you so humiliated! ”

"Humph! It's Sven who pretends to be, you are a thief, but you have been prepared for a long time and want to seduce Sister Cui, right? Unexpectedly, Yaye blocked the door, and took out the verse in advance, hum, if it were not for this, it would not have appeared in your original form. Xiao Shu said, and comforted Cui Jue, who was about to cry, and said, "Sister Cui, it's a good thing to see through the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys of this lewd thief this time." ”

Groove ...... What the heck?! Is it related to Cui Niangzi?

"Mrs. Xiao! Ming people don't say dark words, so I inadvertently offended Cui Niangzi, you pointed it out, why do you need to be so snarky? ”

Xiao Shu saw that he still dared to be presumptuous, and immediately became furious: "No offense?!" I heard that you are the head of the gentlemen in Beijing, and you have countless family fortunes, and your hands and eyes are all over the sky, so it is not difficult to find out the small characters of Sister Cui's maiden name, right? ”

Boudoir name? What's the name?

Lao Zhang blinked: "Uh...... This one...... Cui Niangzi's name is small, where do I come from......"

"If it wasn't deliberate, how could others know about Sister Cui's small character Mingyue?"

Well?!

The engineering dog's eyes widened:! How did Lao Tzu know that "Bright Moonlight in front of the bed" could still have such sequelae! If you want to find it, you are looking for Li Bai! Li bai...... Li Bai's father has not yet been born......

“……”

Lao Zhang sighed in his heart, and once again resurfaced the expression of being born without love, and said to Cui Jue, "Cui Niangzi, whether you believe it or not, this is actually ......"

"A misunderstanding, right?! That's enough! ”

Xiao Shu glared at him, "Get out!" Beast! (To be continued.) )

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