Chapter 64: Li Yunlong, don't brag
Chapter 64 Li Yunlong, don't brag
Li Yunlong was talking endlessly, but Wei Dayong just glanced at him and said: "Cut, afterthought, who wouldn't be able to do it in hindsight." ”
"I'm ......" Li Yunlong was choked up and speechless all of a sudden.
Since he became the head of the regiment, no one has ever suspected him so face-to-face, let alone choked him so much.
Moreover, Wei Dayong is not finished, after choking a sentence, he said to Zhang Dabiao again: "Brother Biao, thanks to how much you blow Li Yunlong, I think he is a majestic hero, but I didn't expect him to be a guy who loves to brag." In hindsight, who wouldn't, at this time it is useful to say this! Can you rob the prison again? ”
"Damn!" Li Yunlong was so angry by this stunned and open-mouthed wild monk that he was about to vomit blood: "Boy, you actually say that I, Li Yunlong, brag? ”
"Yes, I just said, others are afraid that you are a regiment leader, but I am not afraid of you, and I am not afraid of offending you." Wei Dayong ignored Zhang Dabiao's crazy eyes next to him, and continued: "Bragging is better than talking big, hindsight is too much, if you have the ability, you can prove it to me, if you don't have the ability, don't give me a blind comparison here." ”
"Monk!" No matter how much Zhang Dabiao looked at him, he couldn't stop Monk Wei, and finally he was so anxious that he snorted.
Monk Wei snorted, but he didn't say anything, but Li Yunlong laughed at the moment, looked at him, and then looked at Monk Wei: "Zhang Dabiao, this bald monk is good, dare to say that I, Li Yunlong, braggadocio, hindsight." ”
As he spoke, he shouted: "Monk! Let me tell you, you are the first to say that I Li Yunlong is bragging in front of me, and to tell you, even the head of the military region does not dare to say that I Li Yunlong is bragging. ”
Monk Wei snorted and twisted his face.
Li Yunlong was so angry with this upright monk that he couldn't cry or laugh, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, monk, didn't you say that I, Li Yunlong, bragged, hindsight?" Okay, then I, Li Yunlong, will prove to you that Lao Tzu is not hindsight, let alone bragging! ”
Monk Wei turned his head and glanced at him contemptuously: "Proof of? Now how do you prove it? Can you rob the prison again? ”
Li Yunlong waved his hand: "It's impossible to save people again." But I, Li Yunlong, can't save people, but I can kill people! Xiaodaozi, I heard Zhang Dabiao say that Xing'er's girl was captured by a guy named Yamamoto from the devil special forces, right? ”
Jiang Tiandao nodded, Xing'er was captured by Yamamoto's special combat team, and this Yamamoto was the culprit.
Li Yunlong said: "Okay, then I'll help Xiao Daozi kill the dog's Yamamoto and avenge the apricot girl, okay?" ”
Li Yunlong's words immediately shocked everyone, and they all looked at Li Yunlong.
But Monk Wei soon snorted again: "Okay, yes, if you can kill that little devil to avenge your sister-in-law, of course I believe you." But you have to remember that Brother Dao and Brother Biao went to Ping'an County to save their sister-in-law. ”
Monk Wei's meaning is very clear, that is, if Li Yunlong wants him to be convinced, it must also be a configuration of two people. If you attack with a large army, it won't be very awesome.
Li Yunlong laughed: "Okay, you are a Wei monk, of course I remember, but Lao Tzu will not be as mindless as the two of them." ”
Monk Wei was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
Li Yunlong smiled slyly: "When the time comes, how about Lao Tzu let him Yamamoto obediently send it to the door himself, and then let Xiao Daozi take revenge with his own hands?" ”
The three of them were stunned, and they all looked at Li Yunlong in surprise.
Monk Wei blurted out: "How is it possible?!" The little devil is so cunning, how can he send it to the door himself? Besides, even if they come, it must be a large force, and then there will be another big sweep, and the situation will be different at all. ”
Li Yunlong glared at him: "I said, did you, a monk, kill your brain by burning the fire in the temple?" Lao Tzu just said, let Yamamoto obediently send it to the door by himself. What does it mean to be delivered to your door? Of course, he can't let his large army come, Lao Tzu wants to ask Yamamoto to bring his special combat team, and then ......" He looked at Jiang Tiandao: "Xiao Daozi, Lao Tzu sent Yamamoto and his special combat team to you, do you have the ability to kill them all?" ”
Jiang Tiandao immediately clenched his fists: "If I see Yamamoto and his special combat team again, I will definitely send them all to the West Heaven @!" ”
"Good!" Li Yunlong said and looked at the bandages on his body and said: "But not now, you are not well injured all over your body now, even if Lao Tzu sends Yamamoto and his special combat team to you, you don't have that ability." ”
"I ......" Jiang Tiandao was unwilling, but he had nothing to say, Li Yunlong was telling the truth, his current injury is so serious, let alone fighting devils, even walking by himself is a problem. If the devil really comes, let alone take revenge, he will even have to ride himself in.
Wei Dayong looked at Li Yunlong suspiciously: "Can you really attract the little devil?" ”
Li Yunlong deliberately looked at him with disdain: "What do you say?" Do you not believe it? Do you want us to make a bet? ”
"Bet on what?"
Li Yunlong tilted his neck and looked at him for a long time: "Forget it, I, Li Yunlong, don't bet with useless waste." ”
"You say I'm a piece of trash?" Wei Dayong stopped doing it all of a sudden, jumped off the donkey cart and grabbed the donkey, and the donkey was walking Zhengxing, and was suddenly pulled by Wei Dayong to hold the reins, and he was so anxious that he screamed.
Wei Da walked up to Li Yunlong with courage: "You say I'm a waste? I've been in the Shaolin Temple for eight years......"
"Cut, bragging about not filing taxes, can you be a prisoner of a little devil after staying in the Shaolin Temple for eight years?" Li Yunlong scoffed.
Wei Dayong was about to explode: "I, I was injured before I became a prisoner, otherwise ten or eight little devils would not be able to help me!" ”
"Blow you!" Li Yunlong still looked disdainful: "Are you still ten or eight little devils like this?" I don't think you can beat me. ”
Wei Dayong was completely angry, he couldn't stand Li Yunlong's naked contempt and provocation, he glared at the two leopard eyes and said, "I'm not bragging, if you don't believe it, let's get out of the car and fight!" Let's see if I can take you and Brother Biao down together! ”
As he spoke, he began to roll up his sleeves, rubbing his hands, and really wanted to fight with Li Yunlong.
Zhang Dabiao was frightened, and hurriedly jumped off the board car to stop in front of him: "Close, are you crazy?" This is the regimental commander! Do you still want to fight with the regimental commander? ”