Chapter 291: Talking Too Much and Making Many Mistakes
Last time, it was said that Xi Zhong and Guo Jia successfully entered the Fangze Pavilion of their dreams.
As soon as Xi Zhong and Guo Jia entered Fangze Pavilion, they were warmly received by the old bustard: "The two sons are so face-to-face, it's the first time they've come, right?" Do you need to introduce a few girls to the two sons? ”
Xi Zhong briefly introduced himself and Guo Jia to Lao Bustard: "My surname is Xi, and his surname is Guo." I don't know what to call my mother? ”
The old bustard replied: "The old man's surname is Ji." ”
Xi Zhong continued: "My brothers and sisters prefer to listen to music and dance, so please ask Ji's mother to introduce us to a few girls with good voices and graceful dancing. ”
Just when Xi Zhong and Lao Bustard were talking, Guo Jia was not idle, listening to the two talking, while looking at the girl who was passing by with lotus steps in the corridor in the distance.
Suddenly, Guo Jia pulled Xizhong's sleeve and motioned Xizhong to look ahead.
Xi Zhong followed Guo Jia's guidance, his eyes lit up on the spot, pointed to the girl Guo Jia asked him to see, turned back to the old bustard and said, "Mother Ji, we want that girl." ”
There were not many people in Fangze Pavilion, and the old bustard didn't know who Xi Zhong was referring to, so he asked, "Which one?" ”
Xi Zhong added: "The one in red." ”
According to Xi Zhong's guidance, the old bustard saw the girl in Xi Zhong's picture clearly, and praised with a smile: "Son's good vision, that girl is the top brand of our Fangze Pavilion, come to Ying'er." Ying'er can sing and dance, but there is one point, she only sells her art and does not sell her body, son, do you think? ”
When Lao Bustard clearly saw Xi Zhong and Guo Jia looking at Ying'er just now, his eyes were full of desire, so he proposed that Ying'er should not sell her body, which meant that she would let Xi Zhong and them change people, or order two other girls who sold their bodies. After all, Lai Ying'er is now popular, and forcing Lai Ying'er to sell her body too early will only lead to a decrease in Lai Ying'er's value.
Xi Zhong said very simply: "Just come to Ying'er, you don't need to order other girls." We brothers are not vulgar people. ”
In fact, Xi Zhong is just hard-mouthed, he is mainly afraid that the money he brings is not enough, after all, Lai Ying'er is the top brand, and the price is several times that of ordinary girls. And he just glanced at Ying'er, and he only saw the side, but he was also shocked. Xi Zhong felt that he was already in love.
Seeing that the guests were so insistent, the old bustard didn't say much, and immediately ordered someone to lead the way for Xizhong and bring them into the wing, and on the other side, he arranged for people to notify Ying'er to pick up the guests.
Xi Zhong and Guo Jia entered the wing, ordered the wine and food, and sent the turtle gong.
When only Xi Zhong and Guo Jia were left in the room, Guo Jia opened his mouth to blame Xi Zhong: "Brother Zhicai, how did you do it?" Didn't the bustard just say that Ying'er didn't sell her body when she came to act? It's so easy for us to come out, but you order a girl who can only be seen but not eaten. ”
Xi Zhong explained embarrassedly: "I'm not afraid that we won't have enough money. ”
Guo Jia asked angrily: "Then you still order Ying'er?" ”
Xi Zhong was embarrassed to say that he had been attracted by Lai Ying'er's beauty, and he couldn't extricate himself, so he could only quibble: "This is not the first time we have come to Fangze Pavilion, how can we be embarrassed to tell others that we have been here without a top card?" ”
Guo Jia felt that there was nothing wrong with Xi Zhong's statement, if they just wanted to solve their physiological needs, there was no need for the two of them to come to a high-end place like Fangze Pavilion, just find a green building, the price was not more than half of its Fangze Pavilion.
Moreover, Xi Zhong has already agreed with Lao Bustard, and Guo Jia is not going to regret it, which will make Xi Zhong very faceless.
The wine and food soon came up, and immediately after, Lai Ying'er also came in with a batch (the predecessor of the pipa).
Lai Ying'er bent down and saluted Xi Zhong and Guo Jiaying, causing Xi Zhong to see that his eyes were straight, and he even forgot his surname.
Guo Jia saw Xizhong's stupid appearance, and laughed in his heart: Although Brother Zhicai is older than me, he still doesn't understand the true meaning of "passing through thousands of flowers, and not touching the leaves"!
After coming to Ying'er's salute, she looked up and found that Xi Zhong was looking at her for a moment, without shyness, joy, or annoyance in her heart, because she had long been accustomed to this kind of look from others. Lai Ying'er still said lightly: "I don't know what song the two sons want to hear?" ”
Guo Jia looked at Xi Zhong beside him, and found that Xi Zhong still looked like he had lost his soul, and knew that Xi Zhong hadn't remembered what his surname was, so he crossed over Xi Zhong and said to Ying'er: "Miss Ying'er, just sing what you are best at." ”
Lai Ying'er nodded, put the handle in front of her, plucked the strings twice, tried the timbre, and then carefully adjusted the timbre, and after proofreading, she lightly opened her lips and began to sing.
Guo Jia listened to Ying'er's singing, and admired in his heart: Miss Ying'er is worthy of being the top brand of Fangze Pavilion, and that timbre can't be heard outside at all.
Come to Ying'er to sing a song, Guo Jia high-fived and commented: "Okay, good! The singing voice of the warbler girl is tactful and long, and it is like the tinkling of spring water, which makes people happy. One more song! ”
When Xi Zhong heard Guo Jia clapping, he also hurriedly clapped his hands, but because his mind just now was not on the song at all, he couldn't make a comment.
Lai Ying'er heard Guo Jia's praise for herself, smiled elegantly, plucked the strings again, and changed to a poignant love story.
After a song, Guo Jia did not applaud this time, but said regretfully: "The song is a good song, but it is too sad, so I don't even have the mood to drink." Ying'er girl should be punished! ”
Xi Zhong argued for Lai Ying'er on the side: "Brother Jia, I think Miss Ying'er sings very well!" ”
Guo Jia ignored Xi Zhong's interruption, but stared at Lai Ying'er fixedly, waiting for Lai Ying'er's answer.
Lai Ying'er didn't expect Guo Jia to be so puzzled, frowned slightly, and asked, "I don't know what Guo Gongzi wants to punish the little girl?" ”
Guo Jia smiled gently, poured a glass of wine in front of him, raised the wine glass and handed it to Ying'er, and said, "Punish a glass of wine." ”
Lai Ying'er refused: "The little woman is not good at drinking. ”
Xi Zhong hurriedly interjected: "Let me punish Miss Ying'er for drinking." As he spoke, he was about to snatch Guo Jia's glass of wine.
Guo Jia hurriedly raised his hand and raised his head, drained the wine in his hand, let Xi Zhong grab a vacancy, and then said to Lai Ying'er: "It's okay if you don't punish the wine." I heard that the girl can sing and dance, and I have listened to the girl's song just now, and now, I wonder if I am lucky enough to see the girl dancing? ”
When Xi Zhong heard that his good brother was going to come to Ying'er to dance, his eyes lit up again, and he looked at Ying'er with anticrative and pleading expressions, and he didn't dare to move his eyes, for fear of missing the next good time.
Lai Ying'er's attitude was still flat, she put down the handle in her hand, got up, put on a pose, and began to dance.
Because there is no accompaniment, Lai Ying'er can only sing and dance at the same time.
Originally, singing was much more difficult than singing with accompaniment, but now Ying'er has to take care of dancing in addition to singing, not only to divide the heart, but also to test kung fu.
Guo Jia listened to Lai Ying'er's singing, and watched Lai Ying'er's dance, he was finally convinced, he felt that he himself was beginning to like the little beauty in front of him who could sing and dance.
However, Guo Jia also has regrets in her heart, that is, the dance chosen by Lai Yinger is good-looking, but it is not sexy enough to arouse the desire in the hearts of men.
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Just when Xi Zhong and Guo Jia were concentrating on enjoying Ying'er's singing and dancing, a noisy voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Mother Ji, I heard that Ying'er is in the front room, you don't have to lie to me." ”
Then came Ji's mother's voice: "Lord Cao, Ying'er is really accompanying the guests now." Why don't I ask Cui'er to accompany you? ”
The voice of the man who was the first to speak sounded again: "Mother Ji, don't stand in my way!" ”
Then Ji's mother screamed: "Eh! ”
Then, with a bang, the door was slammed open, and a small man crashed in.
As soon as the little man bumped in, he immediately took Ying'er's hand and said, "Ying'er, I finally found you, come with me!" ”
Lai Ying'er blushed and wanted to withdraw her hand, but she couldn't break free, so she pleaded: "Lord Cao, please let go of Ying'er, Ying'er has guests here." ”
Xi Zhong saw that Ying'er was being bullied, and hurriedly got up and wanted to go over and pull the little man away, while saying, "Miss Ying'er was ordered by us first, I can't go with you!" ”
Who knew that after the little man listened to Xi Zhong's words, he sat down and played Lai: "Then I'll stay too." As he spoke, he turned back and waved to the door, and said proudly: "Benchu (Yuan Shao), Highway (Yuan Shu), you guys should come in too." ”
Another man's voice came from outside the door: "Our brothers still have important matters to discuss, so we won't disturb Meng De's interest." ”
Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu hindered their identity and face, so they did not choose to play scoundrels with Cao Cao, but turned around and left.
Even Yuan Shao, who would accompany Cao Cao to go crazy when he was a child, felt that he was no longer an ignorant teenager, and he should not continue to let himself do what he wanted, and he should pay attention to his image and influence.
The little man muttered, "It's not fun! ”
Guo Jia looked at this little man curiously from the beginning, and now that he had finally quieted down, he said to him, "This Lord Cao is right?" ”
When Lord Cao saw Guo Jia asking about his identity, he bowed his hand to Guo Jia, and said unabashedly: "My surname is Cao, my single name is Cao, my name is Mengde, and I dare not be called big." I don't know your honorable name? ”
Guo Jia also bowed his hand to Cao Cao and said: "Under Guo Jia, it's just a little person, and I don't dare to hear it." ”
Cao Cao said with a smile: "Brother Xian is too modest, and I talked about the light of Brother Xian today, so I was fortunate to enjoy Ying'er's song and dance together." ”
Guo Jia-for-tat: "What did Brother Xian say? It was the virtuous brother who took advantage of the virtuous brother and made the virtuous brother break the bank. ”
Cao Cao laughed. This is obviously because Guo Jia regarded him as a wronged boss and asked him to come to pay the bill, but in order to see Lai Ying'er, and to apologize for his rudeness and trickery just now, Cao Cao readily agreed: "It's easy to say." ”
Who knew that Guo Jia would have to make an inch, and he said to Mother Ji, who was still stunned at the door: "I'm tired of Mother Ji, and I will pick a few more girls for our brother." ”
As soon as Cao Cao heard that Guo Jia was still going to call the girl, he began to regret that he had just agreed too refreshingly. Although Cao Cao's family is very rich, Cao Cao and his Lao Tzu's ideas are very different, so the relationship between father and son is not very good, which leads to Cao Cao's daily use is basically relying on his own meager salary (relative to his family's wealth), often come to Fangze Pavilion It seems that Ying'er has accounted for half of his daily expenses, and now Guo Jia is still a lion.
At this time, Xi Zhong interjected again on the side: "Brother Jia, don't call me a girl, that would be too abrupt Miss Ying'er." ”
Cao Cao hurriedly nodded in agreement.
But Guo Jia said righteously: "If you don't want it, don't want it yourself, but I need it!" Mother Ji, please go and pick a girl for me. Speaking of the back, Guo Jia's eyes will smile.
Cao Cao was discouraged, and he could only comfort himself in his heart: it is cheaper to call only one girl than one per person. But this young man named Guo Jia is really interesting, very good for my appetite, today's unjust money, just make a friend.
Later, Ji's mother introduced a lovely girl to Guo Jia, and asked Guo Jia to taste the food and the beauty at the same time, which was not enjoyable.
And Cao Cao found that Guo Jia's companion Xi Zhong was actually a fellow believer with him, and they all loved Lai Ying'er, and the topics between the two gradually increased.
Just when they were in Fangze Pavilion, Liang Xu ushered in a super troublesome problem, that is, Liang Xu's hair.
Liang Xu's hair is short, and Liang Xu's walking on the street like this will not cause any serious consequences, because the imperial court does not have a decree strictly prohibiting people from cutting their unique hairstyles, and the most serious consequence is that others find it difficult for others to understand the reason why Liang Xu cuts his hair short, and even more will point fingers.
But when facing the saints, everything has rules and regulations, and if there are no explicit provisions, it must be done according to the conventions and customs, and implemented according to the ancestral system.
In other words, when you are outside the palace, as long as the Han law does not prohibit it, you can do it; And in the palace, as long as the Han law does not say that it can be done, it is basically not allowed to do it.
Therefore, Liang Xu will definitely be questioned when he enters the palace with short hair, and when the time comes, it will really realize the lame reason given by Liang Xu to save Xun Yu when Xun Yu objected to Zhang Rang and took Liang Xu into the palace.
There are two ways to solve the problem, one is shaving, it can be argued that there were lice on the body before, so in order to completely get rid of lice, so the hair was shaved. The second is to wear a wig.
At this time, there were no all kinds of glue in later generations, and they were all paste. Liang Xu wanted to stick the wig on his head with paste, which was super uncomfortable to think about, so Liang Xu chose to shave it all.
But Xiao Guizi disagreed, because the court was very particular about appearance, and if you shaved your hair, you couldn't wear a crown and hat, and this image was still very maverick.
Liang Xu now even has the heart to die: why is it so troublesome to enter a palace? I knew that I wouldn't have agreed to enter the palace!
(End of chapter)