Shen Yun's witty remarks brought laughter to the masses in addition to the show.

The fighters are quite interested in Shen Yun's novel way of hosting, of course, to exclude those who have been ridiculed by Shen Yun. For example, the second company can't be happy. Another example is Shen Yun's company, a good song, everyone is satisfied after singing, but what happened to Shen Yun's mouth?

"I brought a group of young men, the traffic is basically walked, the heating is basically shaking, the singing is basically roaring, and the appearance is basically not too ugly. So the girls here can take a look, if you want to fall in love, you have to wait for him for a few years to change all these stinky problems. ”

Originally, I wanted to show off in front of the girls who supported the army, but when Shen Yun said this, I felt like a primitive person. The soldiers of the first company could not help but have doubts about their lives.

After ridiculing his company, the next thing is the program of three companies and two fighters.

came to Shen Yun's mouth: "Our third company, there are often two soldiers who get up early and go to bed late." When we see them, there is a greater than 80 percent chance that they are arguing. For this reason, the instructor of the third company was heartbroken. As a result, I just finished talking today, and I started to fry again tomorrow morning. ”

"There was no way, the instructor of the third company locked the two of them up. It is necessary to make them deeply aware of the disadvantages of not uniting their comrades-in-arms. Then, just an hour later, the two cried and shouted for the instructor to let them go out to meet each other. When asked why, the two of them replied in unison, "I'm going to quarrel with him." ”

"Today, we're going to let the two of them have a good quarrel in front of everyone."

When the two of them stepped forward, they said to the crowd with tears and laughter: "Actually, the two of us came up today to tell you a cross talk." ”

The crowd immediately burst into laughter, and they could say that the cross talk was a quarrel, and Shen Yun was the only one in the scorpion. Does this mean to highlight the bad words of the two warriors, or does it mean that the host's common sense is not good? When he saw Shen Yun's unprovoked and shocked face, the laughter became more and more intense.

The level of the two fighters is really good, constantly shaking the burden, making the crowd happy from beginning to end.

Seeing the two soldiers walking down, Shen Yun came over and said with a shocked face: "It turns out that quarrels in these years are not called quarrels, they are called cross talk." Well, I've got a lot of knowledge this time. ”

The crowd and the soldiers, who had managed to catch their breath, burst out laughing again.

Time passes slowly.

When the last show was also announced, looking at the time, it was only 11:20. Thinking that he had successfully completed the task assigned to him by Cheng Tianxin, and that he would be able to say the closing speech at this time, Shen Yun stepped forward and announced with a smile: "I'm glad that everyone can watch the New Year's Day Happy Party from the Second Battalion, and today's show is ...... here."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the soldiers coaxing below: "A company commander, come one; A company commander, come one. Shen Yun pulled up too much hatred this time, but everyone who came to power, or even those who didn't come to power, was damaged by him in various ways. How can the warriors easily free him at this time.

And the shouts of the soldiers also reminded the masses who supported the army.

These people felt Shen Yun's mouth kung fu from beginning to end, and they were also looking forward to it at this time, wanting to see if this young man had a good voice in addition to his mouth.

"Host, one, host, one."

Shen Yun was dumbfounded, this is playing with fire and self-immolation.

"Are you sure you want me to put on a show?" Shen Yun said in a voice that was almost threatening, but it aroused the audience's demands more and more. For a while, the soldiers and the masses had the same goal, and even the slogan urging Shen Yun to perform the program was also unanimous.

This is really a call from the masses, Shen Yun can only comply: "Okay, good, I'll give you a show." But say yes, don't laugh. Don't laugh. "I said that I didn't laugh, but before the performance began, the crowd and the soldiers burst into laughter.

When the laughter subsided, Shen Yun picked up the microphone: "I'll drive the car onto the fifth ring ......"

That's right, Shen Yun sang the song "Song of the Five Rings", in terms of funny and funny, what could be more suitable than this. Shen Yun also brought expressions to the process of singing, making the expressiveness richer. At first, the crowd wondered what this thing was, but when Shen Yun sang the sentence "Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring", there was an instant burst of laughter below.

Of course, Shen Yun would never laugh at this time, and he sang a song very calmly, and many people couldn't stand up with laughter. However, those older people don't like the song too much. After all, it's hard to reconcile the mouths. Seeing that there was no expression on the old man's face, Shen Yun was helpless, looked at the pointer that was gradually approaching half past eleven, and said:

Actually, there is another version of this song. Just to amuse everyone. Now, let's start singing. ”

It's just that with the lessons of the past, Shen Yun doesn't seem to be a good singer in the end. The old people have lost their expectations, and only the young people are still waiting for Shen Yun to open his mouth.

"Ah, peony, the most vivid among the flowers."

The traditional bel canto singing, coupled with Shen Yun's full of energy, suddenly attracted the attention of a group of elderly people. What the five rings of Tianjing look like, these old people who have lived in the south for a long time may not know. But what the peony flower looks like, many people have a specific impression. At this time, Shen Yun sang and asked the old people to hum softly.

After Shen Yun finished singing, he was still a little unsatisfied.

But this time, Shen Yun didn't want to let himself come back again, and his mouth was like a submachine gun: "Okay, thank you for your participation." Today's happy meeting will come to an end, and as for the next one, we can only wait until next year. On this happy and peaceful day, the battalion decided that everyone would make dumplings together. Oops, when it comes to eating, this stomach starts to growl. What are you waiting for, restaurant, go. ”

After finishing speaking, Shen Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It was Cheng Tianxin's business to bring the pro-army crowd to the dining room, while the soldiers stayed behind to clean up the tables and stools and clean up.

At this time, the pro-army masses invariably asked the soldiers about Shen Yunlai. No way, this guy was too much of a showman just now.

Shen Yun didn't know that he had been "betrayed" by his comrades-in-arms.

"You said Company Commander Shen, this is the man of the year in our second battalion. The three songs we sang today, don't you know, they were all written by Company Commander Shen himself. If you hadn't asked, I wouldn't have said that. Oops, today I actually made another song of the Five Rings, haha, I didn't expect him to be so funny. ”