On the table, there are some coarse dishes such as big fish and meat, but the amount is expensive, and each dish is full of dishes.

The tenants sitting underneath eat bran vegetables on weekdays, and have not seen meat for a whole year, and when they see these dishes, they immediately pick up the dishes and chopsticks and devour them, lest they eat less than others.

Ji Qingwen and Zhu Cunshu were used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and they were originally unaccustomed to these crude foods, but seeing the tenants eating like this, they were actually aroused by their appetite and also ate and chewed a lot.

Ji Qingwen was still worried, while eating, he peeked at Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng, and saw that they ate the same as ordinary tenants, and they ate the same nonsense, and their faces were full of oil.

Everyone ate and drank for a while, and the shopkeeper stepped forward tremblingly, gave Ji Qingwen a thousand, and said, "Young master, the two performers invited have been waiting for a long time, can you ask them to perform on stage?" ”

Ji Qingwen was already half-full, waved his hand and said, "Since you have given the money, then ask them to go up and try their skills." By the way, let them act well, and if they act well, Young Master Ben will have another reward. ”

The shopkeeper agreed, and hurriedly retreated.

After a while, on the improvised and humble stage, a thin and wrinkled little old man walked on, followed by a tall young woman dressed in red.

I saw this old man squeeze at everyone and said: "Uncles, the old man and my daughter are hard-working people, fleeing to the provincial capital to beg for food, and they have no ability, everyone has money to hold a money field, and those who don't have money ......"

Halfway through his words, the tenants below became impatient, and said:

"Nonsense, what kind of art do you sell if you don't have the ability, and what kind of show do you want?"

"Yes. Lao Tzu is here to discuss today, otherwise when you see your old man's face, you will turn around and leave! ”

"That's right! You old man don't say a word, let the girl behind you come out! ”

When the old man heard the coaxing, he hurriedly made another gesture and said, "Good, good." Then the old man won't say much, let's watch the show. ”

As he spoke, the old man half-turned around and said to the woman in red behind him, "Daughter, then you can dance for your uncles first!" ”

The woman in red said "oh", timidly stepped forward, took out two small flower drums from her sleeves, bowed to everyone, and began to beat the drum and dance at the same time.

In the light and rhythmic beat of the drums, Ji Qingwen slowly raised his head and looked at the woman in red.

But when he saw it, his eyes couldn't leave anymore - he saw that the woman was only in her twenties, and although she was wearing an extremely gaudy red floral dress, her face was beautiful and a little bewitching - this woman didn't need makeup or retouching in the future life, she was a superb big Internet celebrity, and she was a solid nine-point girl!

Ji Qingwen stared blankly at the tea kung fu, the woman had finished dancing a dance, and shrank timidly in the corner of the stage.

After Ji Qingwen crossed over, with the money in his family, he also met many beautiful women, but this woman in red was so different, he saw that his heart was rippling, his heart was fluctuating, his heart was full of emotions, and he was fascinated.

So Ji Qingwen swallowed his saliva hard, let his throat make a "coo" squirming sound, and whispered to Zhu Cunshu beside him: "Lord Shizi, the two tricks we invited are still eye-catching?" ”

"Tricks? Not bad. Where did this woman come from, she is so beautiful......" Zhu Cunshu's voice and demeanor replied as if she was sleepwalking.

And the tenants, who were still eating, drinking, and chatting, stopped talking at some point, and the entire atrium of the "Lao Wanxing" restaurant became silent.

At this moment, the old man trembled and climbed onto the stage, waved at the crowd, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, can you still see this dance that my daughter danced?" ”

When the people heard this, they immediately began to stir up:

"Beautiful, good-looking, come up and dance a little more!"

"You shriveled old man, go down quickly, who's going to listen to you?"

"If you want to talk, call that little lady to come up and say!"

"What's the point of talking? Ask the little lady to drink a glass of wine with Lao Tzu! ”

"This lady accompanies you to have a glass of wine, and she also needs a penny of silver, is your kid rich?"

"He has no money, he can use his pants as a pawn, and he won't be able to wear pants anyway!"

Without saying a few words, the foul language of the peasants arose.

Ji Qingwen didn't want to look at the old man, so he also raised his voice and said: "If you don't say a word, if you have any real skills, you can take them out, and the reward is indispensable for you." If you perform well, Young Master Ben will naturally have another reward. ”

When the old man heard this, he immediately bowed down and said, "It seems that this is the young master of the Ji family." You invited us to come to the church, and that is the food and clothing of our father and daughter. But the old man still has two words to say, do you have any sense to listen to me? ”

Ji Qingwen replied impatiently: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart." Whether it makes sense or not, if you take my money anyway, you have to give me some tricks! ”

"Yes, yes." The old man hurriedly smiled and said, then raised his head and said aloud to the tenants in the audience, "The old man and my daughter were both invited by Young Master Ji to play tricks, and after receiving a tael of silver from the young master, they naturally wanted to perform a stunt." But people, who would be afraid of less money? Ladies and gentlemen, I saw that my daughter was acting well, so please give me two more copper plates, and let the old man buy a red rope for my daughter to tie her hair. I heard that today is the day for you to negotiate with the landlord, so you should reward us even more. ”

Immediately someone asked, "Is that so?" Why do you have to pay you money when you negotiate a tenant? ”

The old man smiled: "Everyone is poor, and we can't be looked down upon by others." Ladies and gentlemen, give us a few more money, so that this Young Master Ji knows that everyone is also rich, and naturally there are some scruples when discussing tenants, maybe we can make everyone a penny and a half. Everyone says, isn't that the truth? ”

The old man said these words well, but how could he deceive so many cunning tenants in the audience?

I only heard that these peasants didn't eat her at all, and they started to coax again:

"The old man has such a mouth, he wants to cheat us out of money!"

"You don't talk nonsense, ask your daughter to come and dance again, and you will be rewarded if you serve well!"

"You guys are too easy to make money, show your face, dance, and you can collect money. Lao Tzu worked hard in the fields for a year, only how much money? ”

"Hahaha! If you are envious, you can also go up and jump, it depends on whether Young Master Ji is willing to spend money to invite you! ”

"Just you? Even if you post money upside down, Young Master Ji doesn't dare to invite you! ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

The old man didn't seem to hear the commotion from the audience, and said to himself: "Since everyone wants to see my daughter, I can't hide the old man. ”

The old man was obviously accustomed to walking the rivers and lakes, and knew how to figure out the psychology of others, so he added an accent to the word "absolute", which calmed down the bustling spectators and watched with bated breath what "absolute" tricks his daughter had.

I saw the old man take a basket from the back of the stage, and the basket was full of eggs, and said to everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, my daughter's next performance has a lot to do with these eggs. If anyone has a heart, it is better to buy one for a penny, and try the authenticity if it is broken. ”

When it came to money, all the tenants did not speak, and they did not want to take out this copper plate.

Suddenly, someone said: "I will publish two articles, you can send me two, but I will choose it myself!" ”

As soon as the words fell, someone praised: "Good! It's still Uncle Gao who said it well! Let Uncle Gao choose for himself and see how this old man cheats. ”

The old man was not in a hurry, and said with a smile: "It turns out that this is Uncle Gao Yingxiang, so it's no wonder that he is so careful!" It doesn't matter, you give two copper coins and let you pick two eggs with all your heart. As he spoke, he brought the basket to Gao Yingxiang.

As soon as Ji Qingwen heard Gao Yingxiang's name, he finally took his eyes off the woman in red and looked in the direction of Gao Yingxiang.

I saw Gao Yingxiang hand the old man two copper coins, and then reached out and picked out two of the twenty eggs in a basket, emptied a pottery bowl in front of him, broke the eggs in the tea bowl with his own hands, looked at it, and said: "Hmm! The real deal, the eggs are indeed real. ”

The old man made a thousand punches and said, "Thank you Uncle Gao for the inspection, if you don't believe it, please also check it." Then he gave the tea bowls with egg yolks and egg whites to the tables for examination.