Chapter 1: The Crossing of the Pit Daddy
Let's talk about those things in the Tang Dynasty.
If you say that your cousins are close to each other, I think Yang Guang will definitely slap you with a big ear bracket when he hears this, and I will bet on a pack of spicy strips.
Yang Guang was really unlucky, built a Grand Canal for the benefit of future generations, and went on an expedition to Goguryeo. On the surface, this is all a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people.
But you have to consider how many catties and taels you have for the benefit of the country and the people, if you don't have a diamond, you go to take the porcelain work, but the steps are too big and you pull the eggs, and finally finish playing your country.
This tells us a truth, all unrealistic actions are death.
What's worse is that it was none other than his eldest cousin, Li Yuan, who grabbed his territory.
So Li Yuan's story tells us that brothers are sometimes really unreliable.
It is said that this fights tiger brothers, and goes into battle as father and son soldiers. If the brother can't be trusted, can the son do it?
My son won't be able to do it either. No, a few days after Li Yuan became the emperor, he was turned against his second child.
Li Er said, learn from you. It's no wonder that Li Erdu is not so much stronger than his brother Jiancheng in terms of martial arts.
The eyes of the masses are as bright as 800-watt light bulbs, not to mention those capable courtiers and generals who are dependent on Li Er. It's just that Li Yuan wants to keep what ancestral system and set up his eldest son as the prince, so it's strange that Li Er doesn't jump off the wall.
Li Yuan and his eldest son have been cultivating for another hundred years, and I am afraid that they will not be Li Er's opponents. Li Ercai, the power is long when the wind is blowing.
To say that this Li Erzhen is really a good emperor, there is no doubt about this. The rule of Zhenguan, which is famous in history, has opened the beginning of the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty.
But Li Er's son was a little unlucky, and he had to be strictly controlled by his wife, and as a result, he was tossed by his wife.
Fortunately, Wu Zetian still has two brushes. With a wrench in hand, the state apparatus finally began to function normally.
Wu Zetian loves tossing, but people are not blind tossing. said that she is a heroine among women, but I am afraid that Haojie will not be able to compare with her. Although this woman loves to work, she also pays attention to the selection of talents. Although she did a lot of wrong things during her reign, she also paid attention to the selection of talents, and she also cared about the people's weal and woe to some extent.
In any case, the huge state machine is running smoothly in the hands of this woman.
My Datang is a loyal minister, and finally Wu Zetian returned to Zhengshuo in his later years, and the old Li family continued to bear this burden.
In the era of Tang Xuanzong, it was really rich in the world, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment. The prosperity of the Kaiyuan Dynasty pushed the Tang Dynasty to the peak of prosperity, and for a time the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, and all countries came to the dynasty.
Kaiyuan has made the world remember China, and the majesty of the Tang Dynasty has been passed down through the ages. Datang has also become the pride of later generations of China.
Just like the two hundred and five authors in "The Dusk King of the Great Song Dynasty" said, the national fortunes of these dynasties are prosperous and must decline, and they will be chaotic after a long time.
No, at this time, there was another beauty, Yang Yuhuan, who was fascinated by Xuanzong.
In fact, what does it matter to women, it is obvious that Li Longji is mediocre and confused in his later years. But men always blame women for their failures, so the reason for the decline of Datang made Yang Yuhuan take the blame.
In the end, this beauty carried a pot on her back, and the fragrance disappeared from Ma Weipo.
After the Anshi Rebellion, Lao Li's family was the weasel giving birth to cubs, and a litter was not as good as a litter.
After the Huangchao Uprising, the death knell of the Tang Dynasty began to sound. In Li Ye's generation, the division of feudal towns continued, and the Tang Dynasty was powerless.
No, Li Ye himself was also killed by the rebel minister Zhu Wen.
Li Ji didn't like his name at all, it was too tongue-twisting. But his grandfather, a god operator, said that he had the appearance of an emperor in his previous life, and this name was also given by him based on the classics.
As for what classics are cited, it is not known, anyway, after Li Ji read, he learned that the name given to him by his grandfather was not a bullshit classic at all, just because his grandfather's name was Li Yi and had the same name as Tang Yizong, so his grandfather gave him the name of Tang Yizong's grandson, Tang Ai Emperor Li Ji.
Emperor Li Ji of the Tang Dynasty, the last emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Li Ji felt that his whole person was not good, this name was too unlucky. So he wanted to change his name, but he was scolded by his grandfather, who said that this name was given to you by getting up early and greedy for darkness, and you kid still want to change his name because of the opposite, little rabbit cub.
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"Stinky boy, look at these things breaking your dog's legs again! Can you find a girlfriend by looking at this? A person in his twenties is still a bachelor, and he is not ashamed of himself. Li Ji, who was watching the beauty at the computer, was slapped the back of the head, and his grandfather didn't know when he came behind him quietly.
Li Ji turned his head in horror, he clearly remembered that he locked the door, how did his grandfather come in?
"Look at what! That's all you're going to do here, so I'd better send you away as soon as possible. Li Ji, who was about to ask, was slapped by his grandfather again.
"Send away? Where to go Grandpa? Li Ji was a little inexplicable, he had been dependent on his grandfather for as long as he could remember, and according to the old man, his parents died after giving birth to him.
His grandfather sighed: "To be honest, your grandfather and I are the reincarnation of the veritable Tang Yizong in history, and the responsibility of changing the fate of the Tang Dynasty will be handed over to you, go ahead, Pikachu." ”
"Grandpa. Your Alzheimer's disease is getting worse. Li Ji glanced at him.
His grandfather ignored him, but sighed faintly: "You are far away from the mountains and rivers, I am afraid that we will never see each other again, your grandfather and I will give you the same treasure." ”
Li Ji was happy, and he grabbed his grandfather's hand: "Grandpa, is it handed down by our ancestors, is it a family heirloom?" Where's it, give it to me. ”
"Wait a minute, let's help grandpa teach a stinky boy a lesson first." Grandpa Li pointed to the computer screen.
Saying that, Grandpa Li Ji opened the computer search page, typed in "Da Song Dujun", and then a book popped up.
"It's him, this book written by this author is extremely poisonous, your grandfather and I scolded him twice, this grandson actually banned me. You teach me a lesson to this two-hundred-and-five author who doesn't know the height of the sky. Grandpa Li Ji said indignantly.
As an old man in his seventies, Grandpa Li Ji is still very trendy and likes to read online novels.
Li Ji also has the same hobby, as an old bookworm for more than ten years, he can be regarded as an immortal Shennong. Dare to scold my grandfather, if I don't let you see me today, I won't be surnamed Li, the first troll in the online article, Li Ji opened the book while thinking.
I don't know if I don't see it, I almost got poisoned when I saw Li Ji. Sure enough, this book is not only written about poison, it is simply highly poisonous. What's worse is that the author is still very arrogant, and he tears readers in the book review area without moving.
This can't be endured, as a troll with an angry temperament. Li Ji posted a post in the book review area: Hi, buddy. Go home and raise pigs, what you write is spicy chicken.
His grandfather patted Li Ji on the shoulder beside him: "Can you not insult the spicy chicken?" ”
Unexpectedly, the author quickly replied: You are also a spicy chicken.
Li Ji was angry, seeing your book is giving you face, you dare to scold me. So Li Ji decisively replied: Eat, you.
The other party quickly replied: I won't eat you.
A mouthful of old blood sprayed on the keyboard, this author is not only arrogant, but simply rampant.
Li Ji, who received a 10,000-point critical hit, turned black in front of his eyes and fainted. Before fainting, he was still warning himself, don't watch "Da Song Dusk", it is highly toxic!
Of course, the actual reason why Li Ji fainted was not because he read the book of Da Song Dujun, but because of a light from his grandfather's hand.
"The system transfer has been completed, do you want to turn on the traversal mode?" A voice rang out in the air.
"Turn on!" Grandpa Li Ji said in a deep voice, and then Li Ji slowly disappeared.
Grandpa Li Ji looked at his grandson who disappeared in front of the computer screen, and the corners of his eyes moistened: "Child, the fate of Datang depends on you!" ”
When he woke up, he found that the world around him had completely changed, and he was convinced at first glance that he had returned to ancient times.
Crossed? Really crossed!
Because everything in front of him was so antique, he was sure that it wasn't filming. Because what surrounds us is not something that can be imitated in this era.
Let's take the building in front of you. Although it is not as exquisite as the imitation of later generations, it is superior in detail.
There is not a single nail in the building, and there are no wires, drains or wall-mounted air conditioners.
Li Ji has been to Hengdian, where the ancient buildings are beautiful, but he always feels that they are far from the buildings of the ancients.
Only these houses in front of you are truly ancient. However, there seemed to be something different, because he saw a coffin in the main hall and a white silk arranged in the room.
And the person who walked over from the other side doubled his thoughts.
"Your Highness, please mourn."
Only then did Li Ji find that there were people standing inside and outside the hall, all of them were some subordinates. There were guards on either side, and he was even more surprised when he looked at the coffin again.
The quadruple coffin is a treatment that only the emperor can have after his death.
Your Highness, this man calls me Your Highness. Emperor? Which emperor hung again. Suddenly, Li Ji's head began to ache sharply, and it seemed that countless sharp needles had been inserted into the cerebral cord.
Li Ji, who was in pain, screamed, fell to the ground, and kept rolling on the ground.
"Your Highness mourns, Your Highness is so sad that he faints!"
The pain gradually stopped, and the thinking of this body gradually merged into Li Ji's body, he was Li Ji, the emperor of the late Tang Dynasty!
This joke is too big, right, just because of his own name? He remembered that the protagonist in the book "The Great Song Dynasty Dujun" also crossed over because of the same name.
Whoever was recruited provoked was recruited to become the last emperor because he had the same name as Emperor Tang Ai, and he traveled to the end of the Tang Dynasty to become the last emperor.
Li Ji wanted to cry, but suddenly he noticed something even more terrible. His body suddenly became smaller, and he became the body of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child.
That's right, Li Ji ascended the throne as emperor at the age of thirteen, and was seized the throne by Zhu Wen after only three years as a puppet emperor, and then sent himself back to the West with a glass of poisoned wine.
Then Li Ji remembered his grandfather's words: "It's not a secret, your grandfather and I are the reincarnation of Tang Yizong worthy of the name in history, and the responsibility of changing the fate of the Tang Dynasty will be handed over to you, go ahead, Pikachu." ’
I am sure that I have undoubtedly crossed over, how did grandpa know? He remembered that his grandfather had also said: 'You are far away from the mountains and rivers, and we may never see each other again, and I will give you the same treasure as your grandfather.' ’
Baby? What a baby. Just thinking about it, a voice appeared in Li Ji's mind: "Didi, the bouncing system is on, this system was transferred by the original host Li Yi, and now it has entered the main body of the new house, toot, toot..."
Bouncing system? What the hell is this? My grandfather gave it to me? It's also a bouncing system, why don't you go to the sky, why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.