Li Er was bragging to a group of Wenchen, "Keming, it seems that the rhythm of your second kid has won the true transmission of Jian Zhi, you look at the music score of the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, and they are almost catching up with my Qin King Breaking Array Music." ”

…… Bai Fan has a black line, does this product blush or not? is so blatant and boastful, and compared with a junior, isn't it too low?

The key is to look at the performance of a group of Wenchen, Bai Fan wants to cover his face even more.

"Your Majesty has won the award, Erlang's ability is far worse than yours, his experience is too shallow, if it weren't for Jian Zhijiao's goodness, what kind of song would he compose?" Du Ruhui said modestly.

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty's King Qin is ready to break the formation, and he can't do it without experience on the battlefield, Du Erlang's compositions are mostly tangible and godless, and he is still short of fire." One minister applauded.

Bai Fan just drank in a sullen voice, unwilling to look at this embarrassing scene anymore, a bunch of old guys who were sloppy and patting horses.

"Jianzhi, in this prosperous year, your ability is the best in the world, don't let me wait to open my eyes?" Li Er said.

"Hehe, where do you have any ability, now that a group of apprentices have come out of the school, this stage is still left to young people." Bai Fan waved his hand.

Li Er scolded with a smile: "You kid, your fetal hair has not faded, and you still say that people are young?" You're only twenty-one years old. ”

"Hehe, people are not old, but their hearts are old! It's not okay to be old.

Even a group of disciples will never disappoint everyone, Your Majesty, just look at it. ”

Eh, why is there something wrong with Li Er when he hears this, doesn't this mean that a group of disciples is enough for everyone to see, and there is no need for the master to take action?

If Li Chunfeng is here, he will definitely praise it, Uncle Shi is a model for my generation in the end, and the invisible pretending is the most deadly!

At this time, two songs and dances had already been performed on the stage, and now they were replaced by two cross talkers, one fat and one thin.

This show is relatively novel, and it is also handed down by Bai Fan, who selects good eloquence among the disciples of the beggar gang, and cleverly teaches them to speak cross talk, and now a cross talk hall has been opened in Chang'an City, which is very popular with the people.

is as famous as the storytellers in the major teahouses, all of whom were taught by Bai Fan.

"Huh? I've heard this cross talk once, it's a little interesting, I don't know how it is today? Li Er said with a smile.

Bai Fan explained: "These two people are the two most popular people in Chang'an City today, one is surnamed Guo and the other is surnamed Yu, and now they are already characters who can take apprentices." ”

Although the Grand Theater accommodates thousands of spectators, there is nothing that cannot be heard due to the good amplification equipment, but many people sit far away and can't see clearly.

I saw the fat man on the stage speak: "Today, our two brothers will tell you a love legend, I hope you like it."

Speaking of this love, the brother and wife around me are a model of perfect love, which makes me envious. ”

"You won the award, but we have a good relationship."

"I don't know that when the two met, it was a dog day, one big noon, Brother Yu walked on the street, hot just wiped a sweat, and when he turned around, he saw a girl on the corner of the street, this is the future sister-in-law.

The girl was sweating profusely. ”

"Yes, it's hot, it's sweating profusely!"

"You still know these big men, they ......"

Burst! In an instant, the sound of countless squirting wine came out in the private room, how could this still be like this?

"How can there be such a big man? Isn't this a hooligan? You made it clear. The thin man stopped and shouted.

"Brother Yu yelled at the time, bah, stop, let me come."

…… The audience was already bursting into laughter, and no one expected this kind of turn and turn.

"Why did you let me come? Do you think it's a queue? The thin man spoke.

"yes, I'm going to get in line."

"No, there's no queue."

"Yes, I don't queue up ......"

There was really no way to be interrupted by this fat man, and the thin man pushed the fat man, "It's just hooligans, I'll beat them away, what's the queue?" ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Yu beat those hooligans away, and a hero came to save the United States.

Dare to ask the girl's name?

The girl said shyly, "Oh, the slave's name is Yohan." ”

Burst...... There was another series of laughter, and the audience couldn't hold back any longer, they all laughed, and many of the audience who stood and watched couldn't stand up with laughter.

The two had to wait a moment until the scene had subsided a little before they could continue.

"Mrs. Sister-in-law is a beautiful lady, and when she got married, she came to a delicate sandalwood box, and specially told me that this is a little secret of the girl's family, and Brother Yu can't peek at it."

"Well, that's right, it's normal for the couple to have a little secret."

Three years have passed in a flash, and one day Brother Yu took advantage of the absence of his sister-in-law and wife, and opened the box out of curiosity, and saw that there were three eggs and five taels of silver in it.

So he wondered, what does this mean? Private money? Not really.

At this moment, Mrs. Sister-in-law came back, and her eyes were very embarrassed.

Brother Yu was curious and asked what this meant.

Mrs. Sister-in-law was also generous, and did not blame, and sighed: "Since you found out, let me tell you, I have had an affair over the years, and once I put an egg in it." ’

When Brother Yu heard this, oh, three times in three years, it's not much, 'What about these five taels of silver?' ’

'I'll sell a pound of eggs!' ’”

Burst...... The sound of countless cups and plates falling to the ground was heard, and almost everyone fell to the ground laughing, whether it was Wenchen or the general.

But this time, there were very few women on the side of the female relatives who laughed, not only did they not laugh, but some people stood up and got angry, pointing at the two people on the stage and shouting: "Such a bad woman, why don't you take a break and soak the pig cage as soon as possible?" Isn't it a shame to use it as a joke? ”

Soon, almost all the women stood up and accused, and Du He saw that it was not good, so he hurriedly came out to explain.

"Aunts and aunts, sisters-in-law, don't get me wrong, this is a joke, it can't be true, our two brothers are young men, and they haven't gotten married yet, just to make everyone laugh."

"Which one is your aunt? Who is your sister-in-law? Because waiting for you, the old lady is still unmarried. ”

"Yes, yes, if Lang Jun marries a little girl, I will let these two go." Many people saw that it was Du He, and they began to coax, at this time, everyone was Du He's suitors, so they didn't care if they were shy or not.

Du He felt that he had fallen into the tiger's den in Longtan.

It's good to say it, and finally persuaded the women, Bai Fan found out the problem, this era is different from later generations, women's inchastity is fatal, these jokes are fun to listen to, but women don't buy it.

There is such a farce in cross talk, but it has also won the laughter of many people, and the two on the stage have also learned a lot of lessons through this time, and have new ideas for cross talk to better integrate into Datang.

After the cross talk, I saw that a few people were pushing a machine on the stage, and everyone was very puzzled, what about this performance, what are you doing pushing an unknown machine?

Duhe brought a square stool and sat next to the triangular machine, opened the lid, adjusted the mechanism, and slowly put his fingers on the row of buttons in front of him.

Bai Fan smiled at Li Er and said: "Your Majesty, this thing is called the piano, it can be called the king of musical instruments, Du Erlang has a new work, I don't know if it can beat His Majesty's masterpiece?" "I want to talk about "Datang Library" with more like-minded people, and talk about my favorite books with more book friends

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