Part 3 The Great Warlord's Foxtrot Chapter 3252 The Tiger's Ass Can't Be Touched
Chapter 3252 The Tiger's Ass Can't Be Touched
In the Song Dynasty, since Song Shenzong, every emperor seems to have suffered from paranoia, and Song Shenzong has been paranoid all his life to trust Wang Anshi, and he did not hesitate to die for this. And Zhao Xu took Song Shenzong as an example and was paranoid about the trust seal, and then Song Huizong was paranoid about the new Cai Jing, which led to the ruin of the country and the death of the family. Therefore, the little emperor said "live up to Zhao Xing for life", this sentence was said by the emperors of other dynasties, it was purely a delaying tactic, or a deception, but the emperor after Song Shenzong said so, which means that Zhao Xing even has the power to bring disaster to the country and the people and do whatever he wants.
This reward is big enough, but Zhao Xing, who is in Guangzhou at this time, is not full of taste, he is holding a newspaper and talking to his teacher Su Shi: "This is irrigation!" It's impossible to update things overseas every 10 days, and our current communication technology can't do it, so I have to pour water. ”
Zhao Xing was referring to a soft advertisement in the Maritime News, which focused on the plant found overseas, and talked about the grand move of introducing 600,000 sour horns to Guangdong South Road. In this article, the economic value of sour horn is described in detail, and many people who grow sour horn and love to get rich, such as using sour horn branches to make bows and crossbows, and quickly make a fortune......
In addition, it was Deng Yufu who was introduced in thick ink and heavy strokes, this official of the Great Song Dynasty went overseas, discovered the economic value of sour horns, and made himself rich by selling sour horn saplings......
This anecdote of the poor getting rich was most popular with the poor people of the Great Song Dynasty, and since the first issue of the Maritime News reported on the prosperity of the poor, countless desperate poor students began to march to Guangdong with this newspaper. I hope that I can also get a piece of the cake in the tide of maritime trade, and the readers who have money and leisure are more appreciative of the overseas gossip news, and they hold the maritime news newspaper. looked at Guangzhou with tears in his eyes, and shouted in his mouth: "Update, why haven't you updated, I have voted for the change!" ”
"Update!" Qin Guan shook the newspaper and shouted, "What is your next issue, I can't wait." ”
Zhao Xing looked at Qin Guan and smiled very treacherously: "I said, Senior Brother Shaoyou." It's not a matter if you have a lot of wind and snow every day, so it's better for you to be a companion with Senior Brother Zhang Lei, and compile this maritime news newspaper together. ****”
"Okay, okay", Qin Guan shouted one after another: "I, the criminal official, is worried that I have nothing to do, you are not afraid of the court to blame, why should I worry about you." ”
"I have no conscience!" Zhao Xing scolded lightly.
Su Shi on the seat has been flipping through the newspaper and doesn't talk much, since he was kicked out of the Changhua military dormitory by Dong Bi, Su Shi has become more and more silent. He no longer dictates Zhao Xing's government affairs. Now all he cares about is teaching his students. A group of students from Huizhou and Hainan gathered around, and this dull old man did not care about his own honor and disgrace, and kindly taught those students and Zhao Xing's two children.
At this time, Su Shi finally spoke, he asked: "This Deng Yufu is really ambitious, I didn't know that he had the courage to go to sea, I heard that Deng Yufu's child is still in Mizhou, and he needs to take more care of people." ”
Zhao Xing was silent for a moment, then lowered his head and replied, "Teacher." In fact, before Deng Yufu, there were many people who wrote overseas travelogues, and there was a Guangzhou man surnamed Li, who had arrived in Egypt and wrote Egyptian travelogues. There are also a few Fujianese......
Actually, the news about Deng Yufu was all made up by me. The real situation is. Our ship sent Deng Yufu to the African continent. I also carefully sent a convoy of 300 men to escort him north to Egypt. But he has not been heard from since.
Deng Yufu's fate was only one of the tens of millions of Song merchants, and there were no less than 100,000 Song merchants all over the South Seas, and there were no less than 100,000 people who dared to land on the African continent and went north. However, only three or two people came back with their news. I don't think we can neglect their spirit of adventure, I must set such an example, so that future generations can follow in the footsteps of their predecessors and keep learning about the outside world, so I made up the myth of Deng Yufu.
In other words, all the things about Deng Yufu were made up by me. I think that it is not enough for more than 1,000 readers to set foot on that continent, and we need more pioneers, so we must set an example of successful people, and use his vision to tell those readers who are full of enthusiasm for exploration what the situation is overseas, what are the taboos, and what should be paid attention to, so that they can make fewer mistakes in future explorations. ^^Starting^^
Teacher, you don't know how wide the sea is, how rich the sea is in terms of materials, as long as the sea is developed, we will have inexhaustible wealth and food......
Information determines judgment, and we must get more information from the outside world from the sea, so that our civilization can develop.
My Great Song Dynasty is a free country, in this era, we are an open, civilized country, do a lot of things without many taboos, we can bask in the sunshine of freedom, the civilization in front of us to more brilliant.
The sea is also a cornerstone, and with this cornerstone......"
Zhao Xing's words stopped abruptly, Su Shi didn't ask, he got up and looked at the clock in the room, and muttered to himself: "It's time to go to class, you talk, I'll go teach Feng'er and Hai'er lessons." ”
Before Su Shi left, a soldier rushed into the hall and shouted: "Urgent report, the commander and supervisor led the Guangdong spearmen to meet the Jiaozhi army, and won the first battle." Kill 30,000 enemies. ”
Most generals like to falsely report their military exploits, and in the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao once said to others that the practice of generals to repay their exploits is to treat one as ten. This shows that from the Warring States Period, the unspoken rules of officialdom have acquiesced to the fact that victorious generals exaggerated their results tenfold.
However, Shuai Fan did not have this habit, and Zhao Xing's new army also stipulated that the report of the battle results must be one thing to say, so as to avoid the staff officers misjudging the situation.
The Jiaozhi soldiers met the army of a small country in South Asia, and they were a little fierce, but what kind of virtue was it to meet the army of the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Xing already knew, he shook his head and sighed softly, Huang Tingjian has been staying in the Hanlin Academy, and he doesn't know much about practice, seeing Zhao Xing sighing, he hurriedly asked: "What, is there a problem with this result?" The front-line soldiers fought hard. Now that you have won, you don't have to be too harsh on people. ”
Zhao Xing sighed and replied: "Kill 30,000 ---- Shuai Fan and kill the prisoners!" I know. \\\\\We are sending musketeers, the Vietnamese have never seen this new weapon, 300 musketeers platoon guns in turn, can defeat 30,000 Jiaozhi soldiers, including the Jiaozhi elephant army can not stand the smoke and fire of the explosion.
When we were a gentleman's country, the Jiaozhi people must have lost part of their troops, and then surrendered to us on all fronts.
How many troops can the Jiaozhi people have, I Guangnan only put together 2,000 musketeers. Jiaozhi 30,000 troops, it is estimated that all the troops in the north have been counted, and after these people surrendered, Shuai Fan must have used a means to slaughter them all. ”
Chao Buzhi opened his mouth in surprise: "Killing prisoners, more than 30,000 people, this is a big crime, leave people quickly ......"
Zhao Xing sighed and said, "This black cauldron can only be carried by me for him, and only I carry a black cauldron for him...... Well. Let me revise this report. The people of Kwajiao were brave and unyielding, fighting to the death until the last man was killed. ”
Qin Guan smiled: "Jiaozhi people fought to the death, Di Qing didn't believe this, and Guo Kui didn't believe it, do you think the ministers of the court would believe it?" ”
Zhao Xing grinned and laughed without scruples: "They can only believe that we are a gentleman's country, if they don't believe it, what can they do." They will depose me if they have killed me? ”
Huang Tingjian waved his hand to stop the discussion of several other juniors and disciples, and he asked with a smile: "It seems that the beer poem I wrote in the last issue did not cause any mistakes, in this case, can the next plan of Liren begin?" ”
Zhao Xing nodded: "The four senior brothers are here, and our next step is to revise the ancient books." Punctuate all important passages in ancient books. Reprint ...... There is also Sima Xianggong's "Zizhi Tongjian", which is a big work. I also hope that a few senior brothers will work hard. ”
Huang Tingjian took out a piece of paper from his arms, stared at the paper and said, "I and a few juniors and disciples are thinking about a catalog, there are Spring and Autumn Period, Zuo Chuan, ......"
"Plus the Book of Ink", Zhao Xingzhi shouted: "A few senior brothers don't know that I am advocating the practical school, the teacher is the champion of the system, and the top of the generation in miscellaneous studies, we compare the scriptures with others, and we can't compare, so we spend effort on miscellaneous studies." \\\\\ we are also striving to create a new generation of practical philosophy, to create a school of pragmatism similar to the Mojing. ”
When Zhao Xing said this, Huang Tingjian put down the paper in his hand and asked: "You asked a question in the first issue of the Maritime News, how to calculate the reasonable distance between the legs of the bronze statue of Rhode Island?" When are you going to answer this question? ”
Zhao Xing replied: "Yici Le Ye people have translated the principles of mechanics, I am polishing, I hope to use the tone of the Song people to tell the content of this book, there are some big vernacular, I don't know what kind of Chinese to tell, a few senior brothers, go back and polish it for me."
In addition, there is logic, which is the mother of wisdom, and I plan to publish these two books at the same time at the beginning of spring next year, and I will ask a few senior brothers to help. ”
Chao Buzhi replied: "That's right--- the four of us are criminal officials, and we have to be embarrassed by you in whatever the court, in addition to doing academics, speaking of which in Guangzhou for the past three years, it is still the happiest time for us, several senior brothers get together, food and clothing are provided, and concentrate on learning." In the future, all those who read will have to read the ancient books edited by the four of us, which is a great honor for readers. What do we have to complain about? ”
Several brothers chatted happily, Zhao Xing forgot to let the soldier who reported the news to retreat, he remembered, while waving his hand to let the soldier retreat, he said: "You retreat, I will polish this military report, and post it in the next issue of the maritime news newspaper, you rest for a day, immediately set off to return to the front line in Guangxi, and tell the commander and supervisor, just say: During the Yuanfeng period, we returned to the five northern provinces of Vietnam, because we want to live in peace with Vietnam, since Vietnam does not want peace, then return the five northern provinces, I only want their five northern provinces." ”
The soldier was about to promise to retreat, and another person rushed to report the news, this time it was the servant of Zhao Xing's family, and he reported: "Da Lang, Chen Zhipo is back, and she is still taking the little boy Yun'er!" ”
"It's really fast", Zhao Xing got up with a smile. ^^Starting^^
Chen Yiyi has been staying in Cam Ranh City, supervising the construction of Cam Ranh City, which Zhao Xing promised her son, and she is naturally full of enthusiasm and hands-on in everything. Now that the construction of Jinlan City has not been terminated, Chen Yiyi came halfway, and he must have made peace. This means that Vietnam can't hold on to it. They wanted to take advantage, but they suffered a big loss, so they invited Chen Yiyi to make peace.
Zhao Xing took care of everything. When it was time for dinner, I slowly walked to the backyard.
His courtyard has been constantly expanding, generally speaking, the three meals in the courtyard are the most lively, and the Su Shi family and the four scholars of Sumen who live here often have dinner with him. In addition, there are some visitors who come by chance to eat. The servants also ordered the banquet to sit on the ground, and the types of food eaten by the servants of different levels were also different, which caused Zhao Xing's courtyard. The team of chefs is unusually large, although it is not as exaggerated as three or four hundred maids in Cai Jing's heyday, but in the end, the number of chefs and servants in the kitchen has reached more than one hundred.
The food in Zhao Xing's mansion was extremely exquisite, and because of his presence in Guangzhou and Zhao Xing's modern experience, he was very concerned about the spice trade in the Nanyang area, and with his efforts, he found almost all the spices found in this era. Therefore, at meal time, Zhao Xing's garden is full of fragrance. Busy. Many of the officials of the Yamen Prefecture liked to ask for advice on the reasons of the official location. Come to Zhao Xingfu at meal time. However, today Zhao Xing was going to eat Shan Ling, and everyone knew that Mrs. Chen was back, so they didn't come to disturb him.
Zhao Xing's backyard is full of cherry blossom trees and sour horn trees, and when he walks to this courtyard, he can't help but think of the word "harem", which was born in Egypt 7,000 years ago, and it means both isolation and prison. The deep high court is like a prison, but fortunately this is the Song Dynasty, and there are too many festivals for women to play on the streets during the Song Dynasty. However, it is also very rare for Chen Yiyi to go overseas for many years.
The little girl ran to the front of Zhao Xing at a trot, rushed to the backyard to report, and received the news of Zhao Xing's arrival, Cheng Azhu led his wives and concubines to stand at the door of the house to greet them, in fact, they said that they were wives and concubines. That is, she and Chen Yiyi. Orchid Kasri was about to give birth, and she had already ordered to fire. And Liao Xiaoxiao doesn't seem to be well adapted to the hot climate of Guangdong. After arriving in Guangzhou, she has been sick, and Orchid Kasri's pregnancy hit her even harder, and for nearly half a year, she has not been very gregarious, and she does not like to appear in public.
Zhao Xingchong returned the salute to the two wives and concubines, and walked towards the house, Cheng Azhu seemed to know that Zhao Xing and Yiyi had something to say, so he sat idle for a while, and led the maids to say goodbye under the pretext of visiting the children. As soon as Cheng Azhu left, Chen Yiyi quickly got up, knelt on the ground and bowed his head silently.
Zhao Xing picked up a cup of tea, beckoned the female envoy to set up dinner, and said indifferently: "Are you from the Zhao family or from the Chen family?" ”
Chen Yiyi jumped up and approached Zhao Xing with a hippie smile: "Of course I am your woman, and you are also my man." But if there is something in my father's family, I can't ignore it, yes. If the slave's father's family is destroyed, the slave will not become rootless, how can he get it? ”
Zhao Xing stroked Chen Yiyi's face and asked with a smile: "If it weren't for my army teaching the Chen clan a hard lesson, wouldn't you have gone home?" ”
Chen Yiyi snuggled into Zhao Xing's arms and said in a greasy voice: "Xianggong asked me to come back, just a piece of paper, and there is no need to kill my 30,000 Chen family children, 30,000 lives, Xianggong is so hard-hearted." ”
Zhao Xing shook his head: "In the face of national interests, there is no personal affection to talk about. The world knows that I Zhao Laohu's advantage is not easy to take advantage of, this time I took Dali, and the people around me came to take advantage, if I promised Vietnam, how could other people stop it?
What's more, I am extremely dissatisfied with the policy of Jiaozhi's northern invasion, and now I am the one who is in charge of the Liangguang zone, and his northern invasion is against me, and I want to make contributions and expand, just because I need to invade the south.
There is a wider land in the south, as far as I know, the land of Zhenla is very fat, and the Mekong Plain is simply a treasure of feng shui, why doesn't Jiaozhi devote himself to the south, but wants to provoke me, the Zhao tiger, doesn't he know, the tiger's ass can't be touched? ”
Chen Yiyi giggled: "Xianggong, further south, there is a powerful Zhenla ......"
Zhao Xing cut off Chen Yiyi's words: "I know that there must be people from the Great Yue Kingdom in your entourage, and you tell them that I can't see them during this sensitive period." Go back and tell them that I am willing to share the mouth of the Mekong River with them, and the west bank of the river belongs to them, and the east bank belongs to your son---- Lord Cam Ranh. For this reason, I am willing to send troops jointly with them to divide Zhenla, but Shuai Fan's request must be agreed to by them, the king of Jiaozhi must send envoys to the capital to make amends, and the five northern provinces must be returned to the Great Song Dynasty.
This is an alliance under the city, there is no room for negotiation, you tell them that the earthen wall of Cochin is not an obstacle for me, although they sent me the most beautiful princess, but it angered me, and I don't mind erasing that city from the face of the earth. ”
Others may be exaggerating when they say this, but Chen Yiyi knows that Zhao Xing has been frantically collecting gunpowder for so many years, and he borrowed the gunpowder stored in Guangdong in the name of road construction, which is enough to blow up the city of Guangzhou.
Zhao Xing has spent great efforts to renovate this city of Guangzhou since Li Gefei became the prefect, and not long ago he proudly said to his subordinates: "When I came, Guangzhou was a city made of wood, but now it is made of stone." I left Canton with an impregnable stone fortress. ”
The current city of Guangzhou, there are wide stone city walls, the original wooden houses in the city have been replaced by stone houses that can resist the storm, it is such a city, Zhao Xing also has enough gunpowder to destroy it, for the small country of Vietnam, Zhao Xing wants to destroy them, it is only a matter of turning over his hands.
Zhao Xingshun praised Chen Yiyi's beauty, and Yiyi smiled very happily: "Xianggong, the Chen family has suffered such a big loss, some people are already talking about recovering the Guangyuan fiefdom of the slave family, the slave family married Xianggong, and they live in honey, it can be seen that the brothers are miserable, and they also want to make up for them, it is better to ......"
Zhao Xing shook his head: "This is your brother Chen Gongchuan's idea?" You are my wife, his surname is Chen---- everyone has to pay for their actions, how can he make my wife take responsibility for him? Tell him, do what you do, wipe your ass, if he dares to provoke me again, I will make him regret being born in this world. ”
ps: Asking for tickets, asking for tickets in the middle of the month!