“……”

"Yuehua, didn't you say that men can start with their butts?" Ma Cui whispered beside him.

"Fart, you talk a lot." Li Yuehua stomped her foot anxiously: "Can you stop talking?" I've finally taught him how easy it is for me? Originally, this kid didn't realize that a man's ass could be started, but when you say that, if he finds the right place, what do you say! ”

When Ma Cui heard this, she was startled, and hurriedly said, "Yuehua, I know it's wrong. ”

She was so frightened that she quickly glanced at Yang Chen, and hurriedly prayed to the Buddha, don't let Yang Chen really realize that a man's ass can also be used.

Li Yuehua took a deep breath, she didn't know where she came from at this time, as soon as she said this, she felt that she was simply a life mentor with endless literary talents.

Originally, she didn't talk much, but now in order to be able to lead Yang Chen into the right path in life, she had to make some sacrifices.

"Yang Chen, do you know what a day is?" Li Yuehua sighed and spoke seriously.

"What is the ...... of days" Yang Chen was really a little confused, he was very curious about how Li Yuehua understood the days.

Days and days......

Why was Li Yuehua say this, and he felt more and more that the word "day" was so obscene?

Li Yuehua carried his hands on his back: "The key to the days and days lies in this 'day' and 'son'. Behold, why is the sun in front and the son behind? Instead of the son in front and the sun in the back? for he had to go before he could have a son. You're right? ”

"......" Yang Chen couldn't help but laugh out loud. Hahahaha. ”

How can feelings be so understandable in special days?

The most important thing is that he was speechless.

Thinking that he Yang Chen had read so many books, he said that Wang Fugui could vomit blood, but now he couldn't refute it.

Li Yuehua glared at Yang Chen: "What are you laughing at?" Am I not right? Sisters, am I not right? ”

"Sister Li is right, you have to have a 'day' before you have a 'son', and this is called a 'day'."

"That's right." Li Yuehua said with a solemn face: "Yang Chen, did you hear it?" Day, that's your man's work, son, that's women's work. You're a man, I'm phew. You with a guy, can he give you a baby? No, he can't give birth! You can only give birth to a child if you drill a hole with a woman, a snake! ”

As he spoke, Li Yuehua was afraid that Yang Chen would not understand, so he made another snake drill hole in his hand.

Ma Cui sighed beside him: "The ancients are so great, they actually understood the truth of the days in the early years, and it turns out that the days mean this." ”

"......" Yang Chen was about to cry.

Don't ruin the ancients, okay?

Is that what you mean by the day? When the ancients coined the word day, was it really as obscene as you imagined?

The more Li Yuehua spoke, the more interested she became, as if she had really become a mentor to guide Yang Chen's life: "This is the essence of the day, you must have both 'day' and 'son' before you can call the day, men and women are together, and then there will be days." Men and men are together, heaven does not tolerate it, aren't they sisters? ”

"Yes, God doesn't allow it!"

"Heaven does not allow it!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was not bad, Li Yuehua stared at Yang Chen: "Can you understand what I mean?" ”

"I understand." Where did Yang Chen dare to be vague, and nodded hurriedly, just like a chicken pecking rice. He doesn't agree now, is there still a way to live?

"Then are you still with men in the future?" Li Yuehua asked.

"I'm not going to mess around." Yang Chen cried.

What a thing?

He obviously didn't mess with Bai Yingruo.

And even if she does it, Bai Yingruo is also a girl. The key is that if he says that Bai Ying is a woman, who will believe it? It will only become more and more unclear the more it is explained.

Li Yuehua saw Yang Chen's promise like this, and glanced around: "He said he wouldn't mess around." ”

"yes."

"Do you believe it?" Li Yuehua pursed her lips.

"Don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it anyway!"

"I don't believe it either!"

"Let him swear!"

Li Yuehua pouted, full of playfulness and cuteness: "Did you hear it, the call of the crowd, let you swear!" Hurry. ”

Yang Chen didn't say a word, and knelt directly on the bed and pointed to the lamp: "The sky is above, I, Yang Chen, swear to the sky today, if I mess with a man in the future, there will be five thunders in the sky!" ”

He said this with as much sincerity as he could.

"Do you believe it?" Li Yuehua glanced around again.

"Don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it anyway!"

"I don't believe it either!"

"I still don't believe it!"

Yang Chen was full of helplessness, I said don't mess around, you don't believe it and swear, but you still don't believe it. He shook his head and sighed, "Then what do you say!" ”

"What to do, Sister Li, if you want me to say, we will do him today, and ask us what to do, I want to do him now!"

"Yes, men are all the same, swears to be a fart, if you want me to see, it's better to say than to do. If we want to prove that we are not bent, we have to test it ourselves! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll do it today, Sister Li, what do you think! I think that when he is allowed to enjoy a happy life, he will know what it is like to be with a woman. ”

Seeing that this group of aunts and grandmothers were going to test on the spot, Yang Chen was scared and sweating: "Don't, sisters, you will do it for me today, tomorrow my master will dare to chase me from the east to the west of Liaocheng with a knife, can you leave me a way to live?" And I feel like you've done me like a wolf, and maybe I won't be able to survive until tomorrow. ”

Just kidding, forty-six......

And you think this Shougong sand was painted in vain?

If you paint it, then there are rules for painting it.

Unless one day his master agrees, otherwise, there is no way to do this, the country has national laws, and the family has family rules.

He studied under the Holy Maiden Sect, so he had to follow the rules of the Holy Maiden Sect.

Li Yuehua knew very well that Yang Chen's palace sand was powerful, and she frowned: "Is it because your master doesn't let you touch a woman that you can't wait to touch a man?" ”

"......" Yang Chen looked bitter: "If I touch a man, then the palace sand will disappear." ”

"I don't believe it!" Li Yuehua pursed her lips. "Anyway, it's not so easy to think about this matter so easily."

……

In the end, after some discussion among the forty or so girls, they came to a conclusion. Let them believe that Yang Chen can also do it, but the premise is that when Yang Chen sees them in the future, he must go up and tease them, the reason is because he looks like a man.

This made Yang Chen cry.

What's so special about this, what does it have to do with flirting with a girl and whether she looks like a man?

But in order to solve the current trouble, Yang Chen could only agree to these girls in the Qinglou.